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[–]sesla[!] 178 points179 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How to dance to dubstep. 0coms 4pts 5dys GifSound
The flavor is infectious 0coms 11pts 6dys GifSound
Just a puppy... and a lime 3coms 37pts 9dys funny
Puppy vs. Lime 4coms 21pts 17dys gifs
Puppy vs lime... 71coms 780pts 18dys aww
What's this? Hmm...WTF 0coms 1pt 26dys aww
wtf dog 15coms 306pts 26dys gifs
Was It To Sour? 1com 6pts 28dys aww
Was It To Sour? 13coms 18pts 28dys WTF
puppy tastes a lime. 3coms 1pt 1mo pics
How I feel when I try to be a "Knight of New" 1com 14pts 1mo funny
I had a similar reaction after my first shot of liquor 6coms 170pts 1mo funny
Ooh, that seems deli... Argblg! No! Evil! 1com 7pts 2mos aww
This describes my first time drinking alcohol perfectly as a teenager 31coms 717pts 3mos funny
When I use too much sriracha sauce... 22coms 151pts 3mos gifs
How I look when I'm going down on my girlfriend. (SFW) 8coms 28pts 3mos gifs
My favorite gif. 95coms 716pts 4mos funny
Here's a puppy licking some lime 2coms 43pts 4mos gifs
My reaction any time I click a link and it's a spider picture.. 92coms 733pts 5mos funny
DO NOT WANT 5coms 77pts 5mos aww
I have the same reaction every time I drink Tequila. 3coms 11pts 6mos aww
How my girlfriend reacts when she tries something new 111coms 868pts 6mos funny
Alaskan klee kai puppy tastes lime 1com 10pts 6mos aww
My reaction when I go down on a smelly vagina. 4coms 28pts 6mos gifs
Always cheers me up 12coms 300pts 6mos aww
Puppy's first lemon 15coms 16pts 6mos aww
OMGWHATTHEHELLISTHIS 3coms 31pts 7mos funny
GROSS! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?! 1com 23pts 7mos gifs
I'm from Chicago and this was my reaction to the first real snow of the season 1com -1pt 8mos funny
Mmmm... lime... UGH FUCK WHAT FUCK NO UGH WHAT THE 91coms 452pts 8mos funny
limes taste funny 1com 24pts 8mos aww
Sour 6coms 81pts 9mos gifs
Oh this looks tasty... 79coms 397pts 10mos funny
Oh this looks tasty... 75coms 400pts 10mos funny
How I picture Christians after reading any /r/atheism posts 41coms 335pts 10mos atheism
Puppy tastes lime, goes full retard [gif] 115coms 608pts 10mos funny
Cant tell if he's reacting to the Patron or the lime. 2coms 21pts 1yr gifs
Do not want! 3coms 29pts 1yr pics
Puppy tastes lime 593coms 2174pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]lnclincoln 143 points144 points ago

38 reposts, and this is my first time seeing it.

[–]MostlyIronicLatinGuy 54 points55 points ago

Same here....
I'm sorry, Reddit. I browse for hours every day... I don't know how I could let this happen. I let you down.

[–]KittenWithMittens 15 points16 points ago

Clearly you need to go with a little less sleep.

[–]peter_gaveston 5 points6 points ago

I think reddit should make something like an individual repost filter, so those who have seen a certain post (pic/gif/etc) never have to see it again. And bitch about how it's a repost.

[–]lnclincoln 3 points4 points ago

I completely agree with you. Reddit never really changes their model though. Search function is still broken to an extent.

[–]Madrawn 1 point2 points ago

Call the RES dev's maybe they can do something about that.

[–]ILoveAMp 1 point2 points ago

You could probably make this work if you integrated it with Google's image search.

[–]MoT 1 point2 points ago

Mine too, to be honest. It's gotta be the lime on the nose that's causing it, right?

[–]Zenodice 1 point2 points ago

Jesus, its ridiculous how much this shit gets reposted.

[–]grungevalue 18 points19 points ago

I counted 38 reposts. Wowza.

[–]phuj 5 points6 points ago

total comments: 5,417 (avg: 138)
total points: 10,467 (avg: 268)
averaging roughly every 9 days
oh so much funny

[–]sesla[!] 2 points3 points ago

It's a lively one.

[–]matt01ss 4 points5 points ago

[–]rainbow_stereotype 7 points8 points ago

the exploding ring of fire from Alderaan is digitally added in George Lucas' "enhanced" edition or whatever bs. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]iamagainstit 6 points7 points ago

god dammit George Lucas, shockwaves would be spherical in space.

[–]MrBaconRepostPolice 2 points3 points ago

This is a big one. We're going to need a whole unit for this one. I'll call it in and get the guys ready. Thank you for the evidence.

[–]Motivated_null 0 points1 point ago

you are the hero reddit needs.

[–]strobexp -5 points-4 points ago

Ouch

[–]therealedd 0 points1 point ago

You should do an AMA i have seen every reddit post ever.

[–]apullin -4 points-3 points ago

I take credit for starting this trend.

[–]Dsquared10 5 points6 points ago

Bad trip, bad trip, bad trip!

[–]raydove9 12 points13 points ago

Sometimes I wish my dog was still a puppy. If that was her now..(her being 10 years old) she just looks at me with the most serious look that pretty much says "why the hell would you try and feed me this crap?" At this point her maturity has left me in the dust.

[–]eth0izzle 4 points5 points ago

[–]momarazzi 28 points29 points ago

Repost or not I thank you for making me laugh.

[–]littlestghoust 11 points12 points ago

Seen this a thousand times, and will see it a thousand more and love it everytime! Probably my favorite gif of all time!

[–]Nodebunny 7 points8 points ago

My favorite gif of all lime

[–]FeculentUtopia 4 points5 points ago

Always loved this one. It's just hilarious how the puppy tries to get the lime to stop tasting sour by barking at it, then biting it.

[–]flying_aspidistra 3 points4 points ago

Upon showing this to my wife, I was immediately instructed to go fetch a lemon from the tree. Sadly the results were not reproduced.

[–]chrisc908 4 points5 points ago

Well, I think he likes it…

[–]fogburner 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard. That was terrific.

[–]InaneMonkey -3 points-2 points ago

I laughed mildly, but still terrific.

[–]Rosenkrantz_ 2 points3 points ago

I laughed terricly, and am still hard.

[–]Madrawn 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted all of you for no reason.

[–]Greenerguns 0 points1 point ago

I remember my first shot of tequila

[–]TheIrishToker -1 points0 points ago

Cocaine.

[–]daedict 1 point2 points ago

Add in a shot of cheap Tequila and I have that same reaction.

[–]Hipashia 1 point2 points ago

Every time this is reposted, I enjoy the way the dog accidentally hits it, causing it to flip nearer, which he in turn thinks is it attacking and freaks out more over.

[–]smokeydesperado 0 points1 point ago

Burn it with fire!

[–]Suzi752000 0 points1 point ago

How have a I never seen this? cute Seems browsing for 4 hours every night isnt enough, damn!! now I have to stay up even later, or not got to work, one or the other.

[–]muayguy 0 points1 point ago

I tried that, now he likes lemon.

[–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

.jpg ? Nothing in this world makes sense anymore...

[–]ravosava 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty much my dog's reaction to a lemon. He stole one whilst counter surfing and instead of taking I decided to see what his reaction would be. He pierced it with one of his teeth as he bit down and you could just hear the juice squirt into his mouth. I cringed. He immediately dropped it and started barking at it and jumping around it, a la gif. He then decided to give it another go and proceeded to spaz out running back and forth, throwing hisself on the ground and diving into the couch cuahions ans rolling around. Probably one of the best days of dog ownership.

[–]screwtrains 0 points1 point ago

Die demon die!

[–]_TeddyG_ 0 points1 point ago

I really wish people would stop posting this same picture under different stupid titles.

[–]Jeff_Goldbloom_II 0 points1 point ago

Was listening to Slightly Stoopid - Officer. Synced up perfectly.

[–]iwasnotonfire 0 points1 point ago

You wanna tussle? Huh?!

[–]TotalRedditMove 0 points1 point ago

You seem to be mid repost, I believe that is what is happening

[–]fixitology 0 points1 point ago

That made me laugh

[–]mr_pleco 0 points1 point ago

Only a dog would discover it's painful and then put its mouth BACK ON IT.

[–]xplodingpeep -2 points-1 points ago

I've seen this gif a lot, but I still think it's cute.

[–]DianaMarie0717 -1 points0 points ago

Our lab puppy did the same thing when we put tangerine oils on our coffee table to get her to stop doing it. I think she got it on her nose or something.

[–]KuroKitty 0 points1 point ago

You're becoming a reposter, you should get that looked at.

[–]petey102 -4 points-3 points ago

He is transforming!

[–]snakehag -3 points-2 points ago

You are craving tequila of course.

[–]evanemiller -1 points0 points ago

And that's why dogs end up with a million rather than one porcupine quill.

[–]JustAWonderfulMan -2 points-1 points ago

Mmmm this tastes swee-oh FUCK THIS THING AND ITS SOUR BULLSHIT FCK GET OFF ME LEMON

[–]princessleopard -1 points0 points ago

That kinda looked like my first time on a trampoline.

[–]SgtSteel55 -5 points-4 points ago

Link?

[–]tantouz -5 points-4 points ago

repost

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

When life gives you limes, give them to your dog because they're like drugs for him.

[–]IncognitoKiwi 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm one of the minority of the people here who hasn't seen this. That made me laugh.

[–]garythecoconut 3 points4 points ago

lime: A white caustic alkaline substance consisting of calcium oxide, obtained by heating limestone.

in other words, not the fruit.

[–]RambleLZOn -3 points-2 points ago

I do this to my dog... Only I'm more of a dick. I rub the lime all over her frisbee edges.

[–]darkevilemu -3 points-2 points ago

I have a friend who one accidentally sniffed a crushed red pepper (the kind you put on pizza) into his nose. He reacted pretty similarly to this.

[–]daedict 0 points1 point ago

I got wasabi in my sinuses once. NOT. FUN.