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I see why the mustache was added. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]krazykenn 73 points74 points ago

If you look at it upside down it still looks like a dick.

[–]DreamKlock 85 points86 points ago

An angry dick. With big-ass eyebrows.

[–]throawawayaccnt 40 points41 points ago

I'd be angry if I was a stumpy dick with a face

[–]calicojones 14 points15 points ago

I'm angry.

[–]throawawayaccnt 7 points8 points ago

Can you hand me some Neosporin and a sterile pad?

[–]empireofnyy 6 points7 points ago

All the Neosporin in the world won't relieve that burn.

[–]ShipWreckLover 1 point2 points ago

you and dreamklock get upvotes! I am crying with laughter right now XD

[–]m0use44 6 points7 points ago

Looks like a goomba to me.

[–]CM17X 1 point2 points ago

You'll be angry all the time being that short.

[–]qizarate 20 points21 points ago

I think it looks more like a Goomba.

[–]RenaissancePlatypus 12 points13 points ago

Coming out of a warp pipe that has inexplicably grown breasts.

[–]qizarate 6 points7 points ago

The breasts are his feet. If only I was better with photoshop.

[–]jrfish -1 points0 points ago

Growing out of a penis with the tip chopped off.

[–]dumbstruck 0 points1 point ago

Or an angry dick

[–]LarzHoneytoast 3 points4 points ago

Why upside down? I think we can assume you're a guy...

[–]yellowpride 0 points1 point ago

Now it looks like the torso of a quadriplegic woman with an odd bush.

[–]MetalManic 0 points1 point ago

upvote if you tilted your head to look at it upside down

[–]krazykenn 0 points1 point ago

This isn't youtube, man.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

That just went right over my head.

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[–]ieatbees 0 points1 point ago

Who thought this was a good idea for advertising their website?

[–]ross5781 132 points133 points ago

I see your mustached dick chef, and raise you one dick chef beating a moustached chef. http://i29.tinypic.com/2l8wv40.jpg

[–]chavo62[S] 49 points50 points ago

Not what I expected when I clicked that link. Up vote to you

[–]opusinwub 1 point2 points ago

grouchy chef? Mukilteo?

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

I see your mustached dick chef, and raise you

PFWEEEEEEE

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[–]science87 1 point2 points ago

is that gary lineker?

[–]ross5781 0 points1 point ago

I honestly have no idea lol

[–]throawawayaccnt 21 points22 points ago

Is that a Pringles restaurant?

[–]Flash_Johnson 2 points3 points ago

SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN

[–]rcdude10tc32 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't look much different without the stache

http://imgur.com/mnZVw

[–]palonious 2 points3 points ago

Upside down, that could be a bald lady with huge knockers...

[–]Hawkleer 0 points1 point ago

And a giraffe neck.

[–]alwaysdoit 1 point2 points ago

Just be glad you've never had a snake bite down there.

[–]chavo62[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yeah papas cafe in heights.

[–]I_am_Gods_Wingman 6 points7 points ago

Its an angry person giving a bj.

[–]Megusta99 3 points4 points ago

Is it because it would look like the Pillsbury doughboy?

[–]altgrrr 3 points4 points ago

replace that mustache with a soul patch

[–]AndrewMcBroseph 4 points5 points ago

Uppernut Pizza in Sacramento

[–]Cerrebos 3 points4 points ago

You're all wrong. They added it so it doesn't look like Roberto in Futurama.

[–]Mercinator 15 points16 points ago

I'm surprised no one linked to this gif yet

[–]Great_Zarquon 39 points40 points ago

Probably because THAT'S THE WRONG ONE TO START OFF WITH.

[–]ENKC 9 points10 points ago

He's cutting out the middle man.

[–]flyersfan018 5 points6 points ago

Will somebody think of the children?!

[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

Please don't.

[–]GamesAreArt -1 points0 points ago

And passing on the savings to us. Dear god, won't someone think of the savings.

[–]Beasty_Glanglemutton 0 points1 point ago

If it weren't for the mustache and the eyes, this could be a men's restroom sign. In a really liberated country.

[–]CyruscM 2 points3 points ago

A very crude example of the logo without the mustache and upside down.

Any shit head who had ever walked could take the shop and do a much finer job, except I'm lazy.

[–]chavo62[S] 2 points3 points ago

It's a catchy way too get the word about your restaurant out.

[–]fatcolin123 1 point2 points ago

Imagine if it had Scott Ian's beard

[–]Leventhall 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, what sick bastard would draw a penis without a mustache?

[–]jupzchris 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a place in my town uses the same graphic called papas cafe

[–]chavo62[S] -1 points0 points ago

Next to Carl levin park

[–]jupzchris 2 points3 points ago

a wild local redditer suddenly appears

[–]cptboose 0 points1 point ago

No matter how hard you try to leave those cities, they STILL follow you...

[–]Sarah_Connor 0 points1 point ago

What cities are we talking about???

[–]chavo62[S] 1 point2 points ago

Harker heights Texas

[–]greg25 0 points1 point ago

Ramundos?

Obviously not haha.. but I suppose that problem is a common one?

[–]Hepha 0 points1 point ago

If I was a logo designer I too would sneak genitalia into every design I made

[–]kidwithhouse 0 points1 point ago

now i just imagine the man behind the penis having the same mustache

[–]15448 0 points1 point ago

Papa's Cafe?

[–]jupzchris -1 points0 points ago

get off my reddit

[–]sickeninghate 1 point2 points ago

Harker Heights?

[–]sickeninghate 1 point2 points ago

By the Vet Center, right?

[–]jupzchris -1 points0 points ago

get off my reddit

[–]Sarah_Connor 1 point2 points ago

Some time ago I was in Palo Alto California - there was a catering Van parked near me that had the plate "5 COOKS" -- I had noted this and then carried white-out in my car for some time hoping I would see their van again... I never did.

If you ever see it - please complete my mission...

[–]McSwaggerson 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhhh because it looks like a hammer

[–]The_Interweb 0 points1 point ago

That's why you don't piss off the designer of your companies logo.

[–]monstrous_moose 0 points1 point ago

They probably just used the left over sign from the previous porn shop to save on money.

[–]Cheat2Lose 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you're dick doesn't have a mustache on it?

[–]ac3jc 0 points1 point ago

gentleman penis

[–]PimpyMcFinnigan 0 points1 point ago

Turn it upside down, and it's an angry penis!

[–]donpoot 0 points1 point ago

Very sneaky reddit

[–]fail_girl 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of how I once threatened to draw a sharpie moustache on my boyfriend's penis. Needless to say, I won that argument.

[–]SimpleNarwhal 1 point2 points ago

To me, when it's upside down it looks like an angry person with boobs

[–]Smugjester 0 points1 point ago

I mustache you a question, what is the point of this picture ?

[–]YaDaSexyBeast 0 points1 point ago

i can't see it....

I'm joking it looks like a d*ck

[–]lukaskywalker 1 point2 points ago

they should've gone with a goatee

[–]265chemic 0 points1 point ago

Now its gaping

[–]spatchbo 0 points1 point ago

I would like to see more women with the mustach cut.

[–]yamehameha 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on you my Dick grows a mustache

[–]akaJimothy 0 points1 point ago

Mmm. I would definitely not buy my pizza from an Italian man without a mustache. That's for sure.

[–]matrix989 0 points1 point ago

upside down its an angry dick

[–]AMBsFather 0 points1 point ago

It's fucking 7:30am and I'm taking a shit before getting ready to go to work. Do you know how hard it is to find a fucking beer while on the toilet?

[–]inb4viral 0 points1 point ago

"I loved a woman who wasn't clean" - Rob Thomas

[–]iDontShift 0 points1 point ago

subliminal advertising, sex sells

[–]megustcizer 0 points1 point ago

To keep the head warm?

[–]Kiffe_Y 0 points1 point ago

So it looked like a goomba

[–]bluepooinyourshoe 0 points1 point ago

Because we like our cocks to be dapper motherfuckers..

[–]rocconyew 0 points1 point ago

The most gentlemanly penis I have ever gandered.

[–]Yaeks 0 points1 point ago

I thought tits were involved

[–]ActuallyScience 1 point2 points ago

in case you don't get it, I photoshopped the mustache out here

[–]booouuuurqquuueee 0 points1 point ago

This makes me wish I could UP vote sooooo many more times than just the one!!!

[–]funkseoulbrotha 0 points1 point ago

That would certainly tickle my pickle.

BA-ZING!!!!

[–]Furydwarf 0 points1 point ago

What's the joke? The fact that it looks like a penis, or that it looks like the alien wearing a chefs hat?

[–]cook_of_disapproval 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Pink-Pineapple -3 points-2 points ago

Even if they hadn't added the mustache,I would have eaten there. "Where did u go for lunch?" "Oh,you know, that dick place down the street." "Was it any good?" "Yes!in fact it was dicklectable.cumfort food is my favorite."

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