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[–]complex_reduction 11 points12 points ago

Does that say it costs $17.77 for that box of beer? Is that what I'm reading? How much beer is in each box?

[–]aJellyDonut 7 points8 points ago

I believe those are 30 packs.

[–]complex_reduction 11 points12 points ago

I think I'm beginning to understand why every American apparently drinks Bud Light (according to all popular media).

In Australia our shittiest beer comes in 24 packs and costs $40+.

[–]LNMagic 6 points7 points ago

I used to drink Bud Light.

Then I discovered beer.

[–]aJellyDonut 12 points13 points ago

It's not just the price, it's the weather. While most Americans will agree that it is not a good beer, when it's hot outside, our "light" beers are great served ice cold. In the winter I prefer a heavier German style beer.

[–]Chemfreak 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, we also have beer that expensive. Me personally, if I know I'm going to supply a lot of people I buy something like Budweiser (really don't like Bud Light, Budweiser is a "good" cheap beer though). If it is just me and maybe 1 other person, I buy good stuff.

[–]complex_reduction 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. I just can't get over how cheap it is. $17.77 for 30 cans of beer is less per can than we pay for Coke in supermarkets here.

[–]Chemfreak 0 points1 point ago

I JUST bought a 12 pack of Coke for $3. That is nuts.

[–]ProTanktbh 0 points1 point ago

in australia 24 packs of coke if not on sale cost at least $15-$20

[–]scorpion347 1 point2 points ago

This and the mortal kombat ban are why I can't visit your country. I like a lot about it but those things break the deal.

[–]ProTanktbh 0 points1 point ago

Yea it sucks, the problem is that we dont have an R rating for games so anything that falls into that catagory just cant be sold here or it needs to be censored down to an MA rating.

[–]LeonidLeonov 1 point2 points ago

Everything is cheaper in the States, but don't be jealous of Bud Light. That stuff is bloody horrible. It tastes like a shitty beer that has been heavily diluted with soda water. Ugh!

[–]DanTallTrees -1 points0 points ago

not everyone drinks bud light, lots of people openly insult bud light drinkers, I am one of them. I love good beer, but if I have to drink cheap beer bud would be the last thing i would ever drink. I would rather be sober.

Also, fuck your beer companies and liquor stores, 40 bucks for a 24 pack of piss beer is ridiculous. PBR Is 10 bucks for an 18 pack here. I can get a 24 pack of really good local beer for 27 bucks. A big part of it is that we have a lot of craft beer. I know of at least 8 places within 30 min of my house that brew beer, one is a large distributer, the others are bars/restaurants that brew their own. Im sure there are plenty more, those are just the ones i have been to.

[–]ilikehamburgers -1 points0 points ago

Sure they arent 24's? Around here i pay 18 for 24 packs.

[–]Pike1914 0 points1 point ago

The 24s aren't as thick as those boxes.

[–]frogjelly 0 points1 point ago

24 packs of bottles are

[–]Pike1914 -1 points0 points ago

Only seen 20 of bottles.

[–]frogjelly 0 points1 point ago

They package different depending on the market. I've never seen a 20 pack of bottles. I've seen 18 and 24 packs though. A 24 pack case of bottles around here has 4 12oz 6 packs in it.

[–]Pike1914 -3 points-2 points ago

That, and Anheuser-Busch doesn't sell 30-packs of cans for Bud Light or Bud Heavy.

Edit: Meant to add "where I'm from to that"

[–]frogjelly 1 point2 points ago

I've mostly seen stuff like Keystone in the 30pks but googling it shows that there are plenty of places that sell 30pks of Bud Light.

Bud Heavy sounds like a strain of weed.

[–]Pike1914 0 points1 point ago

Colloquialisms at their finest. I also live in a state with some of the worst alcohol laws in the country. 3.2% alcohol by volume sucks. But hey, if you drink enough it do esthe same thing.

[–]_male_man 1 point2 points ago

North Carolina reporting in here, and I can confirm sightings of 30-pack Bud Light.

[–]Djheath84 0 points1 point ago

Bud most definitely sells 30's of both. I spent my childhood growing up on these things...

[–]mi0j 0 points1 point ago

They are 30 packs of cans. Look at the ones up top turned on the side. You can clearly see the can beneath the handle.

[–]frogjelly 0 points1 point ago

I was just saying that 24 packs of bottles are about the same size as a 30 pack can case. Kinda silly for me to get downvoted >.<

[–]ilikehamburgers 0 points1 point ago

That's why I thought they were 24's too. You can get 24 pack bottles of budweiser here for 18 bucks.

[–]cocobango -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit $18 for a 30? In my state it's an incredible 27!! I need to move.

[–]konohasaiyajin 5 points6 points ago

Take that china!

[–]RubberDong 4 points5 points ago

[–]konohasaiyajin 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's what I was referring to.

[–]crackback 0 points1 point ago

so i went into the store to buy beer and apparently a tank vs cannon fight broke out and they were shooting beer everywhere. it was awesome.

[–]user14506 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure that is toothpaste.

[–]Posts-Karma_Decay 29 points30 points ago

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[–]danceprometheus 3 points4 points ago

Funny but bud isn't even an American company anymore.

[–]throawawayaccnt 12 points13 points ago

I got a Freedom Boner.

[–]thisisnota 0 points1 point ago

Stout Your Engines!!!!!!

[–]EternalAssasin 1 point2 points ago

What?! I can't hear you over my raging freedom!

[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 15 points16 points ago

Repost! Fuck Yeah!

[–]CaffeinatedGuy 5 points6 points ago

He was probably reminded by this showing up in /r/worldnews today.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory -1 points0 points ago

I work for a competing distributor and this fucking distributor builds the same shit every fucking year. Nothing like celebrating America on the 4th of july with a tank. Cool as shit but really sends the wrong message.

[–]audioslavery 3 points4 points ago

Quit being a pussy.

[–]annoying_guy_w_guns 1 point2 points ago

When it comes to America, there is no second best.

[–]shizzler 1 point2 points ago

Only Best Korea.

[–]sconnie64 3 points4 points ago

If you buy beer and take it from that display... fuck you

[–]Ijustgotoutofthepool 2 points3 points ago

$17 for a beer tank?.... I'll take two!

[–]SmurfRockRune 2 points3 points ago

Drunk Tank. yeah, yeah, yeah

[–]atreydrew 5 points6 points ago

They should have just made the price 17.76 to make it that much more 'merica

[–]lemmysdaddy 3 points4 points ago

What, you want the store to go broke?

Actually, I was thinking the same thing.

[–]Fufufu7 0 points1 point ago

We have stuff like that here in Canada so............... Canada fuck yeah

[–]swains6 1 point2 points ago

'anada*

[–]ZombiGrinder 0 points1 point ago

"Radio command, tell 'em we're dealing with some Light Armor out here. Gonna need fire support".

[–]mtv5023 0 points1 point ago

I thought the picture was awesome, then I read the comments. It was at this point that I knew I was wrong, and I felt bad...

[–]worriedblowfish 0 points1 point ago

Perspective

A store display in Nanjing bears the sign THE DIAOYU ISLANDS BELONG TO CHINA!.

[–]Abdullah-Oblongata 0 points1 point ago

What are those boxes of?

[–]NiceHatTommy 0 points1 point ago

$17... for a slab of beer??? we pay $40 at least! (Australia)

[–]Orange_Julius 0 points1 point ago

Where is this? I need to find out where I can get a case for only $17.77. I'm paying at least $24 for my cases.

[–]Valdovinos 1 point2 points ago

I can tell it's a Safeway grocery store, but no idea where.

[–]MKSLAYER97 -1 points0 points ago

$17.77 Somebody forgot to do there homework.

[–]Chappy32 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact: My cousin actually built this. He works for a distributor in the Milwaukee area. Can't remember exactly where this is, though. Either way, he's getting paid to build beer tanks and I'm a bit jealous.

[–]StarCass 0 points1 point ago

There was one at our Walmart, but I think ours was Miller. We walked by when they had just finished it. They were pretty excited about how it came out and took pictures of it.

[–]Peren 0 points1 point ago

It would appear to be a Safeway/Vons/Carrs/Tom Thumb/Dominicks. Source? The "Refreshe" in the picture is their store brand water.

[–]mrsdrat 0 points1 point ago

That picture looks alot like the canon in the link about the chinese riots againts japan...ironic they're both on reddit on the same day

[–]Magnus_Serpens 1 point2 points ago

If you don't like tank shaped beer then you can giiiit out!

[–]mopedope 1 point2 points ago

i hate everything about this

[–]bhorpel12 0 points1 point ago

Usa! usa! usa!

[–]ejmunson 1 point2 points ago

Unless all Safeway's set this up for the Fourth of July, pretty sure this is the Safeway right by Arizona State Univ.

[–]Valdovinos 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that one on Broadway and Rural?

[–]LockeNCole 0 points1 point ago

I knew it. I walked by that thing a few times. XD

[–]usurper7 0 points1 point ago

Is this thing supposed to knock down the Beerlin Wall?

[–]Offic3RTac0 0 points1 point ago

*pointing at Libya

[–]I-hate-reposts 1 point2 points ago

Repostin' Fuck Yeahh too?

[–]wiener4hir3 -1 points0 points ago

What's that? Sparkling water?

[–]zimmeric -1 points0 points ago

Budweiser...the piss-drinkers beer.

[–]Alafran 0 points1 point ago

I don't care what anybody says, that is pretty freaking awesome.

[–]0rangeParadise -1 points0 points ago

its funny because its bud light that craps like water to us Aussies

[–]Rossuse -1 points0 points ago

It would be cool if it was made from beer .....

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

The first time i saw that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur.

[–]NNNYES 0 points1 point ago

Beer in the grocery store?!?!?! Anarchy I say, anarchy!!!

Side note: Fuck You PA liquor laws

[–]joerocks79 0 points1 point ago

This may be the best thing ever.

[–]d_r_benway -1 points0 points ago

Shame you have the worst beer in the world.

[–]marjak93 0 points1 point ago

It would be even cooler if the price tag said $17.76

[–]Mookie_S 0 points1 point ago

ReplaceWithTitle And china fires back.

[–]shamanicspacebum -1 points0 points ago

Woooooo! Yeah!! Shitty beer brah!!! Awriigghhttt!!!!

[–]TheMocoMan 0 points1 point ago

[–]magneteye 0 points1 point ago

Budweiser isn't even really American anymore. " In 2008 Anheuser-Busch sold the majority of their stock to Belgian-Brazilian beer giant InBev, to create the largest brewing company in the world."

[–]mnmatt500 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha! Budweiser isn't American - I get it now.... Sarcasm

[–]Maxilos9999 1 point2 points ago

i have one of those in my walmart.....i sat on top and started yelling german gibberish.....escorted to the exit by security.

[–]codymariesmith 5 points6 points ago

no you didn't.

[–]Maxilos9999 0 points1 point ago

yes i did

[–]hooizyoo -1 points0 points ago

Budweiser's owned by a German company. If you want to support America buy Yuengling or Sam Adams.

[–]dangerbird2 0 points1 point ago

Anheuser-Busch Inbev is Belgian

[–]hooizyoo 0 points1 point ago

Ok, you got me there, but my point still stands.

[–]BluePuma -3 points-2 points ago

Bad choice of beer

[–]dangerbird2 0 points1 point ago

meh. I buy Bayou Tech LA-31 Bière Pâle to drink; I buy Bud light to make giant case tanks.

[–]melvin445 -3 points-2 points ago

"'merica"? Downvote.

[–]Crodface 1 point2 points ago

"Downvote." Downvote.

[–]melvin445 -1 points0 points ago

Eat shit.

[–]holy_handsome 0 points1 point ago

WE'RE GETTING BOMBED!

[–]Space_poo -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Reaver_King -3 points-2 points ago

Actually makes me want to cry.