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[–]A_Swedish_Dude 438 points439 points ago

What an enormous amount of effort for one video. That was awesome.

Edit: now I feel bad for not knowing that OP was a repost. All props to original creator of the video.

[–]peteyboy100 838 points839 points ago

Actually... it is from a video. I happened to make it.

[–]MnBran6 44 points45 points ago

I remember when this was actually posted, glad to see it again, though.

[–]CHINESE_HOTTIE 39 points40 points ago

OP also stole the title from the top comment on the video

[–]Ricktron3030 1 point2 points ago

BURN OP!

[–]noncontributing_zer0 1 point2 points ago

See, you advocate violence. I would likely have just called OP a faggot. I'd probably be downvoted more. Fucked up. I'll show myself out...

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 4 points5 points ago

How long did you let your hair and beard grow? Ive left it for months and I cant achieve that length.

[–]peteyboy100 6 points7 points ago

My friend is the one shown in the vid. He grows hair wicked fast.

[–]HILLLER 0 points1 point ago

Did I read 9 months?

[–]peteyboy100 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Seriously. We shot this in August 2011 and he had his normal look (shaggy) back by May 2012. Though, he has been trimming his hair recently.

[–]StAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

Tell him he needs to grow that wicked handlebar mustache again.

[–]tutae 8 points9 points ago

Dude looks like a god with the hair + beard

[–]APretentiousHipster 6 points7 points ago

How? How did you do this? Was it filmed in reverse?

[–]tacobell123123123 42 points43 points ago

No , they glue on hair , new baldness solving technology

[–]peteyboy100 13 points14 points ago

I was filming in reverse before it was cool... get it?

[–]quinnly 7 points8 points ago

Most likely.

[–]SRowan 2 points3 points ago

kudos to you, fuck off to OP.

[–]alphazero924 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the Youtube Beard Song.

[–]caroline_ -2 points-1 points ago

I'm so conflicted. I want to upvote cuz awesome, but want to downvote because repost! I'll just let you know personally... I love this.

[–]SarahEverything -1 points0 points ago

Look, it's GEEZUUUUSS

[–]vicepretty -3 points-2 points ago

[–]crimsonnate -1 points0 points ago

But why?

[–]Antumbra0101 -2 points-1 points ago

Not too much effort, could have been done in one afternoon with some decent planning.

Hint: it was recorded in reverse.

[–]hazgarv 29 points30 points ago

There's one point where he looks very much like Varg Vikernes.

[–]Poogy 13 points14 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Next, he pulls a knife out of Euronymous.

[–]Your_Post_Is_Metal 7 points8 points ago

And runs away from him afterwards.

[–]Poogy 11 points12 points ago

Indeed.

Well, to be more accurate, he pulls it out of him a lot of times, then runs away. Then puts out a church fire. What a nice guy!

[–]Hazlzz 6 points7 points ago

Then he takes a picture of Dead with a magic camera that brings him back to life within hours! Afterwards he disassembles the entire Norwegian Black Metal community and goes back to high school.

[–]mulletarian 3 points4 points ago

It was Euronymous who took that picture, btw. Just to make sure there's no misunderstandings. He found Dead dead (hähä) with slit wrists and a shotgun in his face, then - like every sensible person would do - ran to the nearest grocery store to get a disposable camera.

[–]spideralex90 1 point2 points ago

On a side note, it is Sam Beam from Iron & Wine who loves himself some metal. I'm guessing doom metal though, which is still cool.

[–]circleseverywhere 126 points127 points ago

And... reverse!

[–]zombiebunnie 136 points137 points ago

Otherwise known as, how this was shot in the first place.

[–]mewditto 29 points30 points ago

SHHH

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 17 points18 points ago

I am ashamed of myself for the fact that it didn't occur to me that this is how he did it.

[–]zombiebunnie 4 points5 points ago

My train of thought was like, man, he wore that shirt for a really long time... and was really patient... hey how did the sides grow out so fast...

Then I wondered what the .gif would look like in reverse, and headed to the comments. I was thusly rewarded, as it makes a bit more sense in reverse.

[–]rockidr4 4 points5 points ago

whoa...

[–]Pendylan 2 points3 points ago

shyamalan twist.

[–]KevYuuuu 18 points19 points ago

Dear god that is just as amazing.

[–]T_HOSS_the_BOSS 9 points10 points ago

It's like he just magically tucked all that hair back into his head.

[–]thisismyfavoritepart 4 points5 points ago

Life would be so much more simple

[–]Beasty_Glanglemutton 1 point2 points ago

It's a quick road to neo-Nazi.

[–]dirice87 1 point2 points ago

I got this

http://reversegif.com/8nq/hyyau

on the same page.

WTF! It doesn't even make sense going forward, much less reverse

[–]quiterascible 3 points4 points ago

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYY

[–]Ubaralook 1 point2 points ago

"You're the one who falls asleep with bags of cheetos and gets brain bugs, Derz!"

[–]capncrunch94 24 points25 points ago

It's Iron & Wine

[–]stoatyboy 4 points5 points ago

It's beard and hair, but close.

[–]sam_______ 4 points5 points ago

[–]anewaccountagain 5 points6 points ago

I have listened to this guy for a while, and never had any idea what he looked like. He goes from "sketchy homeless man" to folk singer in a hurry.

[–]smircat 10 points11 points ago

i felt he went past "folk singer" and more towards American history X at the end there. but hey, that's just me.

[–]homelessnesses 3 points4 points ago

How do you mean sketchy?

[–]californicat 1 point2 points ago

You're sketchy.

[–]homelessnesses 1 point2 points ago

skitches away

[–]Sneyes 0 points1 point ago

Wait, it actually is him? I thought it looked a lot like him. So much so that I was going to make a joke about it.

Edit: Wait, no, apparently it isn't him. Disregard.

[–]aDerpyPenguin 1 point2 points ago

I had no idea that it was a single dude, let alone that he looked like that.

[–]Abner_Snopes 24 points25 points ago

Skinhead, punk, white trash, hipster, pirate, biker, Jesus, Ultra-Jesus.

[–]el_bhm 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Ultra-Jesus

Because there's Jesus inside all of us. Except me. I am an atheist.

[–]Trace41 17 points18 points ago

That's amazing

[–]yingking0203 31 points32 points ago

Does he (near the end) remind anyone else of The Dude?

[–]GPow69 17 points18 points ago

Looks more like Chris Haslam to me

[–]vitlrfti 2 points3 points ago

[–]GPow69 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Way_too_poor 1 point2 points ago

NO, man. I'm the dude!

[–]Lutherie 0 points1 point ago

What? You're way too poor to be the dude. C'mon son.

[–]squishy44 1 point2 points ago

More like my calculus professor

[–]Jacosion 90 points91 points ago

I can tell you how he did this. He started with a full beard and hair. Then he shot this in reverse.

[–]narpas 118 points119 points ago

Dude, always appreciate the guy who spells out the joke. Because every once in a while, something obvious is going to sail over your head, and you'll check the comments and upvote the guy who spelled out the joke for you.

[–]stoatyboy 20 points21 points ago

I totally didn't get it til now ... O.O

[–]choppysmash 18 points19 points ago

I watched this thinking "boy that must have taken months to shoot!" I am not a smart man...

[–]onfia 1 point2 points ago

Its kind of like a quick magic trick. You don't really think about it till you think about it.

[–]Jacosion 9 points10 points ago

Some people might think that he actually grew it while taking pictures. Over a long period of course.

[–]cIumsythumbs 11 points12 points ago

And some people go the wrong way on a one way.

[–]Jacosion 5 points6 points ago

Guilty.

[–]leahyrain 0 points1 point ago

I drove thru the wrong end of a Starbucks drive thru. I thought it was a street not a drive thru.

[–]lordkabab 0 points1 point ago

as long as they go one way, i don't care which.

[–]WorshipThyBacon 4 points5 points ago

Im that person who thought that. I guess it makes more sense to start with a full head -feels stupid-

[–]helloRibon 0 points1 point ago

This is because of OP's misleading title. The original post had a title that was quite straightforward and pretty much explained that it was a video of his friend's haircut,iirc.

[–]yeahthatguyagain 3 points4 points ago

I appreciate you not changing what the hyperlink said. That way I knew to skip right over it.

[–]Yunogivemeuprick 1 point2 points ago

Because im ballsy like that....and it doesn't work on the baconit app.

[–]Cr3stfallen 0 points1 point ago

I still prefer my "YER A WIZARD, HAIRY" theory.

[–]Forever_Awkward 0 points1 point ago

You just love to go around yanking the beard off of mall santas, don't you?

[–]Jacosion 0 points1 point ago

I did that when I was three years old at a mall. Pretty much ruined 20+ kids childhoods right then and there. Including mine.

[–]Badger_Storm 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I must be a genius. There wasn't a single second where I wondered how this was done. Usually I'm a dumbass, but not this time!

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter 5 points6 points ago

Or in a metal band.

[–]indianofthegroup -1 points0 points ago

Or actually a folk musician

[–]DCJodon 0 points1 point ago

i.e Iron & Wine

[–]indianofthegroup -1 points0 points ago

That's a bingo!

[–]russellday 4 points5 points ago

He kind of looks like Christian Bale once he has a little bit of facial hair

[–]thatfreaksam 2 points3 points ago

He's actually pretty good looking with just the long hair.

[–]qasman 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ

[–]afallingbomb 4 points5 points ago

that's a pretty face

[–]Posts-Karma_Decay 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Awesome transformation 6coms 90pts 7mos gifs
Magic beard! 39coms 241pts 1yr funny
Magic beard 52coms 227pts 1yr gifs
Cooler hair, bro 97coms 787pts 10mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]peteyboy100 19 points20 points ago

Original video here. I should know.

[–]TheDanishInquisition 6 points7 points ago

And yet, you don't have the original video, which was also posted by the guy if memory serves.

[–]Posts-Karma_Decay 5 points6 points ago

You expect me to do actual work?

[–]TheDanishInquisition 3 points4 points ago

I was mostly just surprised, I thought karmadecay also did video, or at least the teaser pic of videos. Also I thought you were a bot.

[–]Posts-Karma_Decay 3 points4 points ago

I could be - who knows?

--BREAK--

[–]IByrdl 0 points1 point ago

Wait a minute, you're new...

[–]ForgottenFork 0 points1 point ago

A man's imperfections is what makes him perfect.

That was a paradox, Why haven't you exploded yet?

[–]Kuge 0 points1 point ago

Silly Wheatley.

[–]Theknickerbockers 2 points3 points ago

It's a quick road to becoming Chewbacca.

[–]DBirk94 1 point2 points ago

One of the few things I didn't see on reddit first... Google+ believe it or not

[–]triceracocks 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, there are five people on Google+!

[–]nookularboy 0 points1 point ago

And here is me thinking "Wow! It must have took him fucking forever to grow that out over the course of the video"

Maybe it's time to go to bed for work, shit like that will get me fired

[–]loganemar -1 points0 points ago

Jesus Christ

[–]Hypomanic_Poet 1 point2 points ago

He kind of looks like the guy from Gorgoroth.

[–]ForgottenFork 2 points3 points ago

Or Varg.

Edit: or David Gold from Woods of Ypres.

[–]Great_Bambi 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could grow a beard at a flick of my wrist!

[–]ragem411 -1 points0 points ago

This takes dedication and planning. The affect was amazing!

[–]WorshipThyBacon 1 point2 points ago

I too was deeply affected

[–]Asiansensationz 0 points1 point ago

This is just awesome

[–]ThatBeardedCarGuy 1 point2 points ago

The gif has nothing on the actualvideo. Dude is pretty cool IRL though.

[–]WorshipThyBacon 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of work!! Awesome !

[–]BeautifulGreenBeast 1 point2 points ago

Nah, still too good looking.

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[–]peteyboy100 1 point2 points ago

I know him too! Awesome guy! He let me make a beard Shaving video with him.

[–]Jesse402 1 point2 points ago

I would get confused remembering which picture to take next knowing I'm shaving...trying to make it look like I'm producing hair...and becoming less hairy. All at once.

[–]sallyfradoodle 0 points1 point ago

Saw this on funnyjunk like a year ago :/ I actually really liked the gif :)

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

It was posted on reddit like a year ago too.

[–]atreydrew 0 points1 point ago

So that's how Jesus did it?

[–]Yahaksha 0 points1 point ago

I swear i know that guy

[–]I_fail_at_memes 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of teen wolf.

[–]meow_gusta 0 points1 point ago

He just kept getting hotter.

[–]jonnypondwater 0 points1 point ago

thought it was Chris Haslam

[–]cutthroattrick 0 points1 point ago

This must of taken so long! Amazing!

[–]Flipster78 0 points1 point ago

If you can be homeless for that long, and then come back like this... Then you, my friend, are a badass.

[–]Wombmate 0 points1 point ago

If, at the end of the clip, he started taking his hair back off in another way, I would sit here for hours trying to make sense of life.

[–]realfuzzhead 1 point2 points ago

wait, either this took a fucking shit load of time to make, or he did it backwards

[–]bkreitler616 0 points1 point ago

Or Jesusness......

[–]myteddyhurts -1 points0 points ago

You mean it's a quick road to look like Jesus.

[–]Wolferection 0 points1 point ago

Lol, classic Jesus.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

dat awkward eye contact

[–]mayxday 1 point2 points ago

a guy from my school made this a couple years ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qid-WcHYkfo

[–]RainbowtasticNinja 0 points1 point ago

As a woman that gets hot for beards, I like him more at the end.

[–]Yillpv 0 points1 point ago

I would have said it's a quick road to jesus-ness

[–]DontLookAtMeh 0 points1 point ago

HOLY FUCK VARG

[–]hombrealmohada 0 points1 point ago

More like a quick road to Jesus.

[–]The503vampire 0 points1 point ago

well that escalated quickly..

[–]nckstack 0 points1 point ago

Inspiration granted for a really really bad dream.

[–]Lilpeka1 0 points1 point ago

Homeless or Jesus, you be the judge

[–]diamondpoop 0 points1 point ago

I'm high and that was the coolest thing I have ever seen. Was not disappointed.

[–]1234blahblahblah 1 point2 points ago

How is this related to the serious problem of homelessness?

[–]TehBossLizard 0 points1 point ago

He looks like jesus haha

[–]Undertow88 0 points1 point ago

OMG ITS JESUS!

[–]OldTymeHardcore 0 points1 point ago

TIL that to be homeless means to have an awesome beard. Note to self - shave!!

[–]thegreenflamingo 0 points1 point ago

Kinda look like jesus

[–]back_at_ya 0 points1 point ago

Why would a man so beautiful make himself so hairy...

[–]scootsiepoo 0 points1 point ago

what a cool idea! you should post this in /r/whoadude

[–]LikesCatsMoreThanYou 0 points1 point ago

It's a quick road to Jesus. Being Jesus. Jesusing.

[–]CashMoneyChina 0 points1 point ago

I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS WAS FILMED BACKWARDS LOUDNOISES

[–]jsmith212600 0 points1 point ago

Bald guy looks homeless too.

[–]BigJuicy2 0 points1 point ago

how to grow an epic beard

[–]des_troy 0 points1 point ago

For a brief moment he looked like Eddie vedder.

[–]travelswithcharley 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice a Lemmy face he makes after blowing his thumb?

[–]realtruthlookforward 0 points1 point ago

That mustache was perfect. Should have stopped there.

[–]Minisisco01 0 points1 point ago

For zero to Jesus in 2.2 seconds

[–]D_b0 0 points1 point ago

and yet, the eyebrows stay the same

[–]mac-cheese 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Jesus..

[–]ConanofCimmeria 1 point2 points ago

It's a sad day when a dude who looks like a Nordic god of vengeance transforms himself into a shaven-headed peanut. Whenever I consider cutting my hair or beard I end up crying uncontrollably.

[–]kravitzz 0 points1 point ago

Alan Moore?

[–]Lenoh 0 points1 point ago

He's like King Midas

But with Rogaine

[–]DoctorHeadshot 0 points1 point ago

It's a quick road to becoming a deadhead

FTFY

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

Or a quick road to getting an amazing beard.

Also shame on OP for shamelessness.

[–]dylanderp 0 points1 point ago

i call bullshit

[–]Trewq343 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, is that you?

[–]Sergeantman94 0 points1 point ago

CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE?

[–]italiangirll 0 points1 point ago

he kinda looks like Jesus

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

Or to vikingness.

[–]whit_wolf1 0 points1 point ago

But what about Reverse!

[–]keozen 0 points1 point ago

Here's me doing the opposite: http://i.imgur.com/KrH5Q.gif

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

It should play in reverse at the end

[–]sid2112 0 points1 point ago

Very cool video, did you notice how the guy looked like a douche no matter what stage of hair he had?

[–]katazzz 0 points1 point ago

This is my friend Tom. In college he was known as "Rollerblading Jesus". Literally the nicest person you will ever meet.

[–]DayumJessie 0 points1 point ago

I was like "Whoaaa."

[–]Lexi_Laura 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this for hours...

[–]deja-vu-comment -5 points-4 points ago

And a great wizard was born.

.

[–]swicano -1 points0 points ago

Oh is that what we do now? steal the top comment on reposts? Fuck you. i mean

BEWARE HIS POWER

[–]99kash99 0 points1 point ago

PROOF of Jesus! Take that Atheists!

[–]WhitestAfrican -1 points0 points ago

I'm guessing everything was done backwards right? He started with the homeless look and did everything in reverse.

[–]deathbycactus 20 points21 points ago

No, he's a fucking wizard. Didn't you see the way he blew out a longer beard?

[–]Pony_Stanza 3 points4 points ago

Seriously. "Reverse"?

What, he "ungrew" his hair? That's silly.

[–]wowgamer245 0 points1 point ago

At one point his hair looked like mine

[–]TheLastBadger 18 points19 points ago

I noticed that.

[–]maebo121 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like Jesus.

[–]the408striker -2 points-1 points ago

he looks like JESUS!!

[–]erik_found -1 points0 points ago

I absolutely hate that stereotype. There are so many homeless in this country and in the world. These kind of assumptions are what make it so easy for those that can make a difference numb to a very real everyday struggle for so many people.

[–]jnazty 0 points1 point ago

It makes me sad to se a perfectly attractive male cut off all their hair. Bald head and face creeps me out. Or guys that shave their arms...shudder