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all 136 comments

[–]ajbags26 128 points129 points ago

you reposting son of a bitch

[–]WhereTFAmI 33 points34 points ago

IM TAKING BACK MY KARMA!!!

[–]kinkyslinky 27 points28 points ago

AND YOU WILL NOT SEE ME AT THE PANCAKE SOCIAL TOMORROW!

[–]Ya_THIS_guy -4 points-3 points ago

THIS guy...

[–]Posts-Karma_Decay 155 points156 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Not one fuck was given. 51coms 773pts 4mos WTF
Southwest should have kicked THIS lady off too! 7coms 42pts 11mos reddit.com
Meanwhile, in 38.000ft... 20coms 156pts 3mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Forever-Independent 163 points164 points ago

OP you lied to us?! You assured us that YOU saw her on the plane.

Why OP why?

[–]JakeCameraAction 21 points22 points ago

No no, he saw that lady on the plane. From a photo. On his computer. On reddit.

[–]jelly_fox 19 points20 points ago

Well now, benefit of the doubt. Perhaps this plane lady is a serial offender.

[–]A_Loki_In_Your_Mind 6 points7 points ago

OP is a terrorist.

[–]RyanRaygun 0 points1 point ago

[–]blackmarketdolphins 0 points1 point ago

We mustn't let him win!

[–]adventureboy23 4 points5 points ago

Just shat myself for a second there.

[–]McFro 0 points1 point ago

Holy ball sack clamps!

[–]rushadee 0 points1 point ago

but...but... its a jpg. jpgs aren't supposed to move. THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MOVE!

[–]The_Dane 1 point2 points ago

i think joseph stalin has something in mind for his diary today

[–]Straight_Lussac 0 points1 point ago

Maybe half the plane was filled with redditors...

Three of them have already posted this picture and one hundred and fifty two are waiting for their turn.

[–]MalcomEx 3 points4 points ago

[–]MrBaconRepostPolice 0 points1 point ago

Sigh, Officer Bacon here. How may I be at your services?

[–]yvan369 12 points13 points ago

Xanax + Jack + Coke = this shit

[–]U_OF_IOWA 19 points20 points ago

She isn't sleeping, rather she is Bernie-ing in her seat.

[–]joshgroover 19 points20 points ago

I'm tired of these motherfucking diabetes on this motherfucking plane!

[–]spunkymarimba 0 points1 point ago

Hippos on a plane.

[–]joshgroover 0 points1 point ago

That'd make a good movie,I think .

[–]buckfiitches 5 points6 points ago

i'll have what she is having

[–]Dogbiscuits 25 points26 points ago

she'll wake up when the Food Cart comes

[–]ThatsMisterDickToYou 13 points14 points ago

I think she got confused during the pre-flight briefing and ate the emergency life jacket.

[–]OP69 10 points11 points ago

mile high bernie?

[–]EwokMan 0 points1 point ago

It is the weekend

[–]Draggedaround 2 points3 points ago

"Hi mam, here at southwest we like to make sure you're comfortable you fucking asshole sit the fuck up." -Jenny, Southwest flight attendant.

[–]Pathfinder09 3 points4 points ago

xanax

[–]Toober1289 4 points5 points ago

We've got a women in the back doing the bernie. I repeat, we've got a bernie dancer

[–]moviegeek1997 1 point2 points ago

You can just see the terror in the eyes of the woman behind her...

[–]Allenzilla 5 points6 points ago

In the case of a water landing she can be used as a floatation device.

[–]nannerdanner 0 points1 point ago

Everyone in the room laughed. And when I mean everyone I mean me.

[–]LostNbound 2 points3 points ago

The worst things about these kind of reposts is when the OP acts like they took it, and the fact that it still makes the front page. Again

[–]Loblod 2 points3 points ago

Such poise, such grace.

[–]WhitefaceDankhammer 3 points4 points ago

Took ten tranq's to bring this one down; she is a beaut.

[–]cajunbander 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't. I've seen this picture at least three times before. At least one of them was on reddit a while back.

[–]Cdubyah 1 point2 points ago

I can feel the heat from her undercarriage from here.

[–]inthecut219 2 points3 points ago

Gotta love southwest

[–]Incredditor 1 point2 points ago

This past week has been the week of Reposting Offenders. How the heck do you guys find out so quickly?

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't have had the Stroganoff

[–]ricecrizo 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for the next picture where she pulled a rope and a bucket of water falls on her.

[–]cagesandalarms257 0 points1 point ago

Is she holding a coke?

[–]Dom9360 0 points1 point ago

That's not supposed to happen. Is that a redbull in her hand??

[–]Kellianne 0 points1 point ago

One too many visits of the drink cart.

[–]glassandmonocle 0 points1 point ago

Wake on a plane.

[–]jlh4285 0 points1 point ago

heroin is one hell of a drug

[–]Windwaker97 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]joeco1 0 points1 point ago

You lie.... This pic is so old

[–]dubloe7 0 points1 point ago

I think I sat next to this woman last time I flew, but she was leaning towards the other seat instead of the aisle...

[–]lilcrazyace -1 points0 points ago

So you took a picture of the aforementioned fat lady? You sir are a sick pervert.

[–]babybunny21 1 point2 points ago

I believe she is just doing the bernie

[–]meatwad1987 0 points1 point ago

she's quite good at it too

[–]Tellyouwhatguys -1 points0 points ago

Soon.

[–]SPMex760 0 points1 point ago

You fucking liar you!

[–]Themanwithstones 1 point2 points ago

Some people shouldn't be allowed to fly.

[–]nexxusoftheuniverse 0 points1 point ago

she clearly spent her 3 hour layover at the bar..

[–]TUFFNSTUFF 0 points1 point ago

Brian, the carpet.

[–]Lol-with-pohl -1 points0 points ago

I wanted to vote up, but she holds it to the ground...

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 0 points1 point ago

Drugs

[–]Chrismelyn -1 points0 points ago

Well fuck. Oh well. Might as well join on the karma whoring train.

[–]Navevan 0 points1 point ago

That's me in class

[–]adventureboy23 -1 points0 points ago

Go home, diabetes. You are drunk.

[–]gingerlemon -1 points0 points ago

Lady is a rather generous moniker, don't you think?

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you op, this didn't happen on your plane

[–]Louloulala 0 points1 point ago

On a plane like a boss

[–]SanduskysShowerSquad -1 points0 points ago

That's it! I'm tired of these motha fuckin fat chicks, on this motha fuckin plane!

[–]g1bb0n 0 points1 point ago

She looks like she has mad sleep apnea. Was she snoring up a storm?

[–]Annwajoans14 -1 points0 points ago

You better redneckognize!

[–]Themonkeyspaw -1 points0 points ago

Did she died?

[–]Everyoneheresamoron 0 points1 point ago

Oxycotin is a hell of a drug.

[–]ccagan 0 points1 point ago

Flying Southwest is like all of the gas leaking from the bathroom of the Greyhound exploded and tossed you 36,000 feet in the air...

[–]meatwad1987 0 points1 point ago

you will never be this relaxed

[–]Toxcity -1 points0 points ago

Didn't know they allowed whales on planes. TIL Whales are allowed on planes.

[–]thatoneguy102 0 points1 point ago

She is doing the Bernie dance

[–]francesmule 0 points1 point ago

She sleeps purddy

[–]idunnothis 0 points1 point ago

You sure she didn’t drop dead right there?

[–]Jezio 0 points1 point ago

SUDDENLY, TURBULENCE

[–]chemispe 0 points1 point ago

A wild snorlax appears!

[–]dcthebeezneez 0 points1 point ago

Movin like Bernie

[–]noodlyjames 0 points1 point ago

"lady".....

[–]jcwizzle2012 0 points1 point ago

Im sick and tired of that mother fuckin sleeping fat botch on this mother fuckin plane

[–]h2oPiNK 0 points1 point ago

She looks tired.

[–]Katzmcgee 2 points3 points ago

She looks dead.

[–]YouSmellLikeBurning 2 points3 points ago

404: Fucks not found.

[–]fridaymang 2 points3 points ago

That's a Lady?

[–]pdugaw -1 points0 points ago

Not surprising it was on Southwest.

[–]yoji44 -1 points0 points ago

Oh man, I was really just expecting a picture of a snake. Let down.

[–]Vanilla_Dreams -1 points0 points ago

Nope

[–]maddiocity -1 points0 points ago

Her body is ready.

[–]homertone -1 points0 points ago

Mmmm.. grotesquely fat people that have just given up on all sense of self-respect. I envy them in a way..

[–]stilletoM80 -2 points-1 points ago

i dont know why but this picture makes me wanna rage.

[–]FlawedHero 0 points1 point ago

It may be a woman but that is no lady.

[–]Ball_to_Groin -2 points-1 points ago

She left her laundry hanging on her balcony.

[–]jesuslovesmeee 0 points1 point ago

[–]casonthemason -1 points0 points ago

Not sure "lady" is the appropriate term...

[–]exithalo -5 points-4 points ago

I'm going to empathize and say that if I were as large and stuck on a plane for X hours, I wouldn't hesitate letting it all hang out.

[–]Jaji_mbuzi -3 points-2 points ago

she looks quite dead

[–]RogerMcRogerson -2 points-1 points ago

She's doing the bernie lean.

[–]adish -1 points0 points ago

"lady"

[–]kidwithhouse -1 points0 points ago

who brought their cow on the plane?

[–]BradASchreiber1977 -1 points0 points ago

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life ma'am.

[–]Kipp7 0 points1 point ago

That's no lady...

[–]Primalx 0 points1 point ago

FAT FAT FAT.

[–]Solarnynja -2 points-1 points ago

She looks like a person of Wal Mart

[–]bustedknees -1 points0 points ago

[–]throawawayaccnt -4 points-3 points ago

Someone smuggled on a vibrator...

[–]TheIslander829 -5 points-4 points ago

That's not a lady, that's a landwhale.

[–]Yorkb -3 points-2 points ago

We've got a boomer on the plane!

[–]DrLasagna -4 points-3 points ago

IT IS ALLLLL OVER

[–]Eldeeff -2 points-1 points ago

Good thing you told us where you saw her. I would have guessed it was a motorbike.

[–]plunderous_athause -5 points-4 points ago

She's a maniac, MANIAC, on the floor!

[–]Ilovenemo1234 -5 points-4 points ago

Lol

[–]xjayroox -5 points-4 points ago

Dibs!