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[–]throawawayaccnt 27 points28 points ago

[–]furhuhruar 7 points8 points ago

girlfriend calls it 'blowjob week'

just had to

boast

a little

alright im out

[–]Fishstixxx16 33 points34 points ago

Just don't cut off anybodies arm

[–]crom_cruach 10 points11 points ago

is her name katie too?!

[–]bdepz 29 points30 points ago

[–]y0haN 5 points6 points ago

I was hoping that'd be animated and there were 81 mines :(

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[–]WildSeven2 0 points1 point ago

You're not the first person to think of that. 28 day cycle (on average), like the moon, sometimes drastic changes in behaviour, like being unreasonable and angry. As far as I know, menstruation is one of the big inspirations for the werewolf myth. Also, Ginger Snaps

[–]ABtheMoFo 10 points11 points ago

I never had pms till after our last baby. Earlier tonight I told my BFF that I wanted to jump off a cliff while eating fistfuls of chocolate, while screaming at someone.hormones are fucked.

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[–]ABtheMoFo 4 points5 points ago

Lol neither will I. The logical side of my brain is like "bitch CHILL!" and the pms side goes around attempting to convince me to go bathsalts on people.

[–]Racheldkane 9 points10 points ago

Seriously. I try to explain it to my male friends this way - Imagine you have the flu, you just ran 4 miles and you're bleeding out your asshole. You'd be a little emotional, too.

[–]AllisonBlake 12 points13 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't get emotional or crampy during their period?

[–]A7xMonique 8 points9 points ago

I don't get emotional, I don't cramp, I don't get cravings...all I do is bleed.

[–]MawkishGirl 7 points8 points ago

You are very, very lucky and I am very, very jealous.

[–]kikikills 4 points5 points ago

It's the polite way of saying we hate everyone who doesn't get the full blown period experience. I get such horrible cramps I will throw up and get a fever. I've ruined many relationships within days before my period starts. Like last month my boyfriend made a joke about me and I just started BAWLING and I was like 'IT'S FUNNY I'M JUST SO HORMONAL' and god bless him for not suffocating me in my sleep.

[–]A7xMonique 0 points1 point ago

I don't see it as that way. While you guys get cramps before you start (and I'm sorry for that) you at least know when to be prepared. I'm surprised all the time because I'm irregular in my times.

[–]ImActuallyLieing 3 points4 points ago

Oh thank God, I thought something was wrong with me.

[–]AllisonBlake 3 points4 points ago

Exactly!

[–]Pink-Pineapple 4 points5 points ago

I don't.everyones like you don't have to be tough,here's a midol. Stop trying to drug me,I'm fine.

[–]angryazngirl 2 points3 points ago

I get super mild cramps, don't get cranky at all, and crave Barq's rootbeer and usually steak. That's about it.

[–]adventurousnails 2 points3 points ago

I was actually going to ask that question. I get VERY mildly emotional. Like something that would already bother me bothers me more than it normally would. But I don't get irrational and crazy, and I haven't had cramps since I went on the pill.

[–]wideopenbeavers 10 points11 points ago

The worst is when you know you're being irrational/crazy and just need to do everything you can to control yourself until you're rational again.

[–]dontwantanaccount 1 point2 points ago

I found that as I get older it gets worse. I'll be sitting there with my SO and then next thing I'm blubbering and sobbing. He'll be like "what's wrong?" It will take me around twenty minutes to explain that although I feel like my puppy just got stabbed I know I'm fine.

I'm thinking of just locking myself in a room next time.

[–]swander42 1 point2 points ago

Your username is oddly appropriate here.

[–]LotusPuddle 1 point2 points ago

Ugh I agree! Cuz I have to look at people and say "hey... I'm being a total cunt today and I'm sorry in advance" I always tell them to tell me but to do it nicely lol

[–]wideopenbeavers 2 points3 points ago

Right?! It isn't like you're trying to be crazy and sometimes it's hard to realize you're doing it, everyone else just seems like they're being extra horrible!

[–]LotusPuddle 4 points5 points ago

Last winter for some idiotic reason I stopped taking my depression meds... When that time the month came around I turned into the most evil fire breathing bitch you have ever met... Who was also crying all the time.

[–]Downvote_Galore 5 points6 points ago

Why the fuck is it a gif if he doesn't say the whole sentence? Just made a god damn still image.

[–]notsurewhatiam 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, these gifs bother me too much, but they're probably from tumblr.

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

FMOTIA FMOTIA FMOTIA FMOTIA

[–]r_doctorwho 2 points3 points ago

[–]Esma698 1 point2 points ago

Wanted to post this but you beat me to it, bravo.

[–]moosee21 1 point2 points ago

Outstanding.

[–]AndrewPresnal 2 points3 points ago

And the guys feel like baxter

[–]rhenry 2 points3 points ago

That's why it took Baxter so long to go back to Ron, he was just waiting for him to get out of his "glass case of emotion"

[–]skyman724 2 points3 points ago

As a guy, this is all that came to mind seeing this:

............week?

[–]beccaelainenichols 1 point2 points ago

garblgrgbrlgargg yes, an entire fucking week

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

Nice to know you've been fed.

dafuq

[–]SweetFawn 1 point2 points ago

[–]classic__schmosby 0 points1 point ago

Nice moustache

[–]NilsKarlsson 0 points1 point ago

This is really a coincidence but about one week every month I get an overwhelming feeling of Will Ferrel beeing a boring douche!

[–]wee_mee 0 points1 point ago

I get bad cramps and cry and crave meat or chicken, but only at night. Then i laugh when people think they have annoyed me because i started to cry when really i don't care. Good going nature, i perfectly understand the reasoning for these side effects.

[–]beephead2 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck you San Diego" :)

[–]throawawayaccnt 0 points1 point ago

Full scene for the lazy and/or uninitiated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwXD0hCvtX4&feature=related

[–]Kos403 0 points1 point ago

I never noticed the 2x2x2 Rubik's cube before.

[–]Kos403 -2 points-1 points ago

Wait, you put yourself in a glass cage during your period?

[–]LPs_Worth_of_Tunes -2 points-1 points ago

you get pregnant once a month?