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[–]paulitoo 15 points16 points ago

Worth the wait.

[–]HypocriticalBastard3 3 points4 points ago

100% worth it

[–]antonbe 10 points11 points ago

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!!!

[–]OverzealousPanda 0 points1 point ago

There has to be someone who has that link saved. I can't find it.

[–]Sixx-n-Twisted 38 points39 points ago

This, this made me the happiest ive been in a long time. I know that sounds crazy. I suffer from very sever depression and my friends have pointed out to me that they have forgotten what it looks like when i genuinely smile, and this made me smile, not because i felt like i had to or because i was expected to, but because i took such great joy from it that i actually just smiled.

[–]Ilikezragecomics 0 points1 point ago

That is really nice to hear :) Things like this make my day :)

[–]KevGatz 21 points22 points ago

He then picked up the trash and bought the owner a Tim's coffee.

[–]frozenkiller7 8 points9 points ago

some people just want to watch the world burn

[–]reason_found_decoy 5 points6 points ago

I laughed so hard at this!!!

[–]noodlepotamus 11 points12 points ago

This first came out as a joke about Scotland after the London riots. I'm a little bit sad to see it being used as a canadian thing now.

[–]Eros_Narcissus 5 points6 points ago

I can see why you'd be disappointed. After all, Scottish people have an international reputation for obsequiousness and inappropriate apologies, while Canadians are known the world over for drunken hooliganism and beating up people from Cockermouth.

[–]Manisil 1 point2 points ago

while Canadians are known the world over for drunken hooliganism and beating up stabbing people from Cockermouth.

[–]Iwannaknowifitsreal 3 points4 points ago

original footage for anyone wondering:

Manchester Riots 2011 Scenes from Whalley Range

[–]cmd_iii 0 points1 point ago

The "sorry" adds so much more, I think.

[–]GiveMeBackMySon[S] -1 points0 points ago

I didn't see that, and you obviously didn't see that the ending has changed.

[–]Langenbrunner15 3 points4 points ago

Actually, I had; a quick flash of text, well done.

Only mentioned because the titles were so similar, and it was within 24 hours.

[–]GiveMeBackMySon[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Maybe I should have put a [fixed] on it then. I did not though.

[–]Langenbrunner15 -2 points-1 points ago

It's all good.

[–]The_True_Zecret 2 points3 points ago

"sorreh"

[–]Nerfherder32 2 points3 points ago

This is the Internet! Not even Canadians are allowed to say sorry and admit they were wrong! Now fight!

[–]Greasy_Joe_Bick 2 points3 points ago

"Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury."

[–]tomasmyth 3 points4 points ago

That push was rubbish

[–]XxNotOriginalxX -4 points-3 points ago

I FUCKING GET IT! Fuck u pun.

[–]cmd_iii 1 point2 points ago

Way to trash a perfectly good pun thread!

[–]XxNotOriginalxX 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't that punny..

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the police!

[–]Ordoo 1 point2 points ago

He is such a radical. What did that trashcan ever do to him?

[–]raydove9 1 point2 points ago

Gave me a laugh when i needed it...thank you sir! Also..your username? Yes.

[–]DoxBox 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the police.

[–]Kyle_Crafty 0 points1 point ago

I though the car was going to explode :O

[–]Redstar22 1 point2 points ago

ANARCHY IN CANADA!

[–]slivor23 0 points1 point ago

She said sorry afterwards.

[–]khavyer 0 points1 point ago

I started laughing in the first frame

[–]bockit96 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else waiting for the car to explode?

[–]arifex 0 points1 point ago

waited for the car to explode

[–]VeryIrrelevantFacts 1 point2 points ago

This is actually from the London riots.

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues -2 points-1 points ago

4th-5th time I've seen this posted.

[–]afrankiewicz12 -3 points-2 points ago

Yea dick you stole my post....... And got more up votes :(

[–]GiveMeBackMySon[S] 3 points4 points ago

Sorry, eh.

[–]NijaSkills 0 points1 point ago

They must not be from Vancouver

[–]sellyourselfshort 1 point2 points ago

Hockey riots don't count.

[–]Blain 0 points1 point ago

...why not?

[–]EquinsuOcha 1 point2 points ago

Hockey is like Kryptonite to Canadians. The mild mannered person you knew suddenly becomes dark and brooding, soon cavorting with large breasted women in underground swimming pools and roof top ski-chalets, only to become ground up in a junkyard shredder.

It happens quite often.

[–]Ahnenglanz -5 points-4 points ago

This gif was also postet during riots in london and paris. Therefor its clearly not associatet whith muslims or canada.

But to rly apologise for proofing you a dirty little karmawhore whithout you asking for it I'd like to say: go and fuck yourself you uselees inbreeding piece of reposting shit!