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Jehova's Witness Level: Final (imgur.com)

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[–]Zyan1234 21 points22 points ago

Ohey, Gosick

[–]Shibbidah 2 points3 points ago

Thought that looked familiar.

...now If I can only get around to finishing it...

[–]Elemmakil 1 point2 points ago

The end is pretty cool. If that motivates you.

[–]Zyan1234 0 points1 point ago

I didn't really like the ending. But it's more of personal opinion, I guess.

[–]treyhaha12 0 points1 point ago

I thought the ending was pretty fucked up.

[–]thattallfellow 127 points128 points ago

This is the worst title for anything I've ever seen.

EDIT: And now it's on the front page. Of course.

[–]Fa1coLombardi 21 points22 points ago

The worst part is that he misspelled "Jehovah" even though it was on the picture.

[–]imissapostrophes -2 points-1 points ago

Actually, it's wrong even in the picture. He just managed to misspell it differently.

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 8 points9 points ago

I don't know how things like that get out or /r/new...

[–]laikasghost 46 points47 points ago

I'm a massive faggot level : OP

[–]WhimperNotBang 16 points17 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/6juSZ.jpg

[–]redcobalt_qxrf 2 points3 points ago

"I literally cannot stop sucking cock" -OP

[–]System_Mangler 16 points17 points ago

This would be an unoptimal home for someone who liked to come home late after drinking heavily.

[–]Super_Dork_42 4 points5 points ago

I believe the real word is 'sub-optimal'.

[–]kravitzz 1 point2 points ago

Now that just makes me want a sandwich.

[–]onepoint21jiggawatts 25 points26 points ago

level level: level!

[–]The_Dane 14 points15 points ago

le gemmy gem gem gem, le gem this, just a gem

[–]lmpervious 6 points7 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]redcobalt_qxrf -1 points0 points ago

Le magnificent little gembastard

[–]salsqualsh 17 points18 points ago

Take title already on picture and spin it into an overused reddit phrase. yay.

[–]Jymotion 1 point2 points ago

it changes the meaning of the phrase too

[–]wreackhavoc 3 points4 points ago

I work with one current Jehovah and one who quit the religion after they became 18. Jehovahs witnesses are pretty great people to work with. Pleasant people to say the least when they're not shoving their religion down your throat.

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

As one myself, it's 'One of Jehovah's Witnesses', just so you know.

[–]NotaCuban 5 points6 points ago

Well, he could be saying he works with the one current Jehovah, as in God (so he's probably a heavenly being), and that, as an afterthought, Jehovah's Witnesses are also quite nice to work with when they're not witnessing or shunning their disfellowshipped relatives.

To spin this further, we can postulate that there is actually a steady succession of Jehovahs that, for all intents and purposes, is also the original Jehovah, but because the Watchtower hasn't interpreted the Bible that way YET, JWs don't have to believe it... yet...

Then again, maybe he just missed the 's Witness part.

[–]cheeeo 0 points1 point ago

This is lovely.

[–]Tsenraem 10 points11 points ago

I had a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses visit me once. I humored them, talked religion for a few minutes, told them I'm not interested and don't really have time to go to their church (or whatever they were trying to get me to do). A few weeks later, they came back and I gave them some time again. Just being nice, you know? Again, a few weeks later I was on the toilet. My 2 year old daughter was fighting with me over what clothes to wear, and I had temporarily given up (to answer nature's call). A ring at the door...My daughter runs to the top of the steps to look to see who it is...knowing there's a window that is pretty easy to see through and she's just in her underwear, I jump up with my pants still around my ankles to stop her. With my dog barking like mad, and me yelling at her to get back, I run out in front of the door to get her and pull her out of sight. As I did this, I looked out the window and for a split second, I saw them both standing there looking in to see what all the commotion was.

That stopped them from visiting.

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[–]imissapostrophes 2 points3 points ago

I'm a jehova's witness

...and you don't know how to spell it? Amazing!

[–]StarkofWinterfell 2 points3 points ago

A good use for a watchtower.

[–]Stang1776 3 points4 points ago

Had one come to my house this weekend. They come around once every 2 months or so. The guy Saturday was the best. Here is his sales pitch "Here is a pamphlet for you. You can read it...or not. If you want more you can find out how to get them in there too."

No "Good bye." No "see you later."

Told me what i wanted (or didnt want) to hear and left.

[–]Greenhoody -4 points-3 points ago

That guy did a very very bad job. I'm a JW. You sure he was a JW? The only way to get anything is if we drop it off. Not sure why he would say you can find out how to get more in the pamphlet.

[–]Stang1776 0 points1 point ago

Good job IMO. JWs are the only ones that come to my house. I'll search for the pamphlet it I still have it. Either way take some notes because folks like me don't mind theses knocks.

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

JW here as well, that doesn't sound like us. Maybe some other religion got it in their head to give our shtick a try, but that's not how we roll.

[–]TrentRizzo 7 points8 points ago

Jehovah provides us with hedge trimmers

[–]farkum 3 points4 points ago

It's from an anime called Gosick. It's a detective-themed anime

[–]charichard09 2 points3 points ago

knew this looked familiar, googled "gosick house" and there it was on the front page

[–]m42a 5 points6 points ago

Jehova's witnesses emerged in the USA during the 1930's, whereas this picture is from a European country in the mid 1920's. So I'd be really impressed if they managed this.

[–]UtataneK 3 points4 points ago

You know where the pictures from too! :D

[–]Greenhoody 6 points7 points ago

Your off by a few years. 1st issue of the watchtower was in 1879. The NAME "Jehovahs Witnesses" isn't that old though.

[–]BulkyBigWilly 0 points1 point ago

ya we used to just call ourselves bible student and then we decided we should change our name to better suit who we represent. Because bible students could be misleading as there could be many others who study the bible, i believe brother russell was one of the ones who helped with the name change.

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

Fellow JW here, these two are correct.

[–]Ponyboi -1 points0 points ago

I am a Jehovah's witness as well and I have a joke for all: why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? ...because they don't appreciate strangers coming to their door.

[–]Super_Dork_42 3 points4 points ago

HA! Yeah, get those freaks away from me! :P

[–]NotaCuban 1 point2 points ago

My turn my turn. Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate birthdays? Because the Bible doesn't mention the celebration of birthdays of those faithful to Yahweh!

I'm bad at jokes...

[–]chrisman01 1 point2 points ago

Former JW here. It's actually because a king was celebrating his birthday, and one of his "presents" was the head of one of the prophets on a platter.

Why don't they celebrate any holidays? Because whatever they mean now, they used to be based on pagan holidays.

Why don't they vote, or celebrate days like 4th of July in the US? Because they want no part of the Kingdom of Man (then they'll complain about taxes and such anyway)

[–]Rayofeffingsunshine 0 points1 point ago

Fun facts - JW's believe the earth is only ~ 6k years old, do not believe in any aspect of evolution, and believe masterbation is a sin.

[–]Greenhoody 0 points1 point ago

We do not believe the earth is only 6k old.

[–]Lt_Ziggella_Stardust 2 points3 points ago

I live in the middle of the woods on a road you can not get to in the winter without a snowmobile or a dog sled. The Jehova's Witnesses have been here twice.

[–]Nefarious_Lobster 0 points1 point ago

I think you accidentally a letter. The "h" in Jehovah is pretty important (in Hebrew, the letters "ah" together are considered sacred, and used to denote holy things/people).

[–]fazer6 0 points1 point ago

If you look, the maze is actually quite simple.

[–]prettymuchdrunk 0 points1 point ago

All mazes were ruined for me when I found out that if you keep your hand constantly connected to the left (or right) wall, you will finish the maze.

[–]Elemmakil 1 point2 points ago

Unless the Labyrinth changes constantly.

[–]zoobafood 0 points1 point ago

Heya neighbor! I noticed your hedge needed a bit trimming, so I went ahead and fixed it...

[–]Sgt_Patman 0 points1 point ago

And then he walks around the maze and it takes ten minutes.

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

And even if the Jehova's witness makes it through the maze, he will still get the door slammed in his face.

[–]PeachyKeenLove 0 points1 point ago

Is this from a Anime? If so can someone tell me which one? Please and thank you.

[–]zragequitz 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because when they DO get there, they will get the door slammed in their face

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I would take one look at that house and write a letter. Also, neither the title or pic wording is right.

[–]ilikeorangesoda55 -1 points0 points ago

I once asked two mormon kids where a hooters was, they quickly replied. Moral of the story everyone loves boobs

[–]chrisman01 -4 points-3 points ago

I was raised a Jehovah's Witness (I'm now an Atheist), so I can tell you first hand that won't stop them.

They'll still reach the door, and still put their foot in the door if you're foolish enough to open it.

[–]TrentRizzo 6 points7 points ago

This isn't what they do anymore. Maybe some elderly oldschool type people do but I can honestly say I have never seen anyone do this.

[–]DarkOnion 1 point2 points ago

Or if you're foolish enough to own a chimney.

[–]redops47[S] -1 points0 points ago

I am aware. They come once a year. They don't try and come in but they do try and leave the Lighthouse or whatever it is. I just accept it and let them go on their way.

[–]BulkyBigWilly 0 points1 point ago

If you dont want them to come to your house anymore ask them to put you on the do not call list they might still come once a year to see if you still dont want the magazines. And its called the watchtower.

[–]Super_Dork_42 0 points1 point ago

Actually we won't come back until there's for sale sign or the like, except by accident.

[–]BulkyBigWilly 0 points1 point ago

Our hall had told us to go once a year just to check if they are still wanting to not be called on not sure if any others did that though.

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

Our territory gets worked in just under a year so that would be every time, so we are told to hold off until it looks like someone else lives there. The elders are the ones that go to them.

[–]binkpits 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I thought you lived in a lighthouse or something until I read some of the replies and realized you are talking about the Watchtower. You really need to work on your english skills. As someone already mentioned... Worst title ever.

[–]HovarTM -5 points-4 points ago

741852963

[–]chrisman01 2 points3 points ago

?

[–]Super_Dork_42 0 points1 point ago

social security number?

[–]chrisman01 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure it's just stupid randomness. Look at the pattern, you can see it's 1-9 just out of order. What's weird is this isn't the first time I've seen this.

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

I Googled it and found this image that may be it. It would fit Reddit.

[–]HovarTM 0 points1 point ago

7785266942547859360125

[–]kravitzz -2 points-1 points ago

I went ahead and "decoded" this.

gdahebifc

RUBBISH

[–]cyphersk8 -2 points-1 points ago

I swear this is from an ADHD commercial.

[–]kravitzz -1 points0 points ago

INVEST IN ADHD NOW AND GET ADD FOR FREE!

[–]kenba2099 0 points1 point ago

One Jehovah's Witness, upon being presented with the Gordian hedge maze, carefully climbed the bushy walls, and simply walked along them to the house. He became a man of legend.

[–]fate_torn -2 points-1 points ago

I would set up with my bro so that if ever a mormon came up to our door and asked " have you found jesus sir?" i would call out "hesus, Hesus! some ese lookin for you homes"

[–]FOOGEE -4 points-3 points ago

Relevant

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

BAD FOOGEE! You never link to funnyjunk!

[–]FOOGEE -1 points0 points ago

Why's that? I needed a picture and that's where I found it. It's what the internet is for afterall :)

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

If you link to a pic on funnyjunk, it links to the homepage instead of the picture.

[–]FOOGEE -2 points-1 points ago

Still, so what? I don't get your point.

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

So if you want us to see the pic, rehost on imgur or something.

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