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Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.

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[–]iWentBananas 120 points121 points ago

This seems like acceptable empirical data.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 23 points24 points ago

My friend used to work at McDonald's; he said that if you don't have all four kinds of nuggets in your box, you have the ability to bitch about it to get them replaced.

[–]UKMuffins 36 points37 points ago

As a former mcd's manager that's bullshit. I mean you can bitch about anything and have it replaced but nowhere in training are you told about the 4 types of nuggets.

[–]MiDaWest 22 points23 points ago

That would be hilarious if you were, though.

"And for the next lesson: the four McNuggets. Note the distinct, yet similar shapes of the four types, almost akin to the letters of the word 'love.'

"Note that there are only four—decided upon in 1967 because of an interaction Ray Kroc had with a young child, the details of which are unknown. Note that, when filling a customer's order—especially in the case of the four-nugget Happy Meal—you must put at least one of each type in. Should you fail to, a customer may get a replacement.

"Remember: the four McNuggets are as the Golden Arches: Like the value of gold and the aesthetics of the letter M, so is the value of love and the flavor of chicken."

[–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points ago

Like the value of gold and the aesthetics of the letter M, so is the value of love and the flavor of chicken.

Oh god why did I read this in the WarioWare voice

[–]silent_p 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing... It's not so much the "ability" to bitch about it as it is the lack of normal social filters that would keep you from realizing that that's unreasonable.

[–]Misquote_The_Bible 6 points7 points ago

Wouldn't you have that ability anyway?

[–]FOR_SClENCE 4 points5 points ago

I suppose so, yes. But you could take a flawless batch up to the counter, and go "I don't have all four nuggets. Make me another batch."

[–]GIMMEMYPANCAKEMIX 12 points13 points ago

*bitch

[–]-Allen- -2 points-1 points ago

That's what I thought too, but he actually meant "batch."

[–]highoncraze 0 points1 point ago

Undoubtedly, people use the "ability" to bitch all the time.

[–]GrammarFailure 96 points97 points ago

they look like they're floating what the fuck stop doing this to my brain

[–]theNYEHHH 72 points73 points ago

They were on a glass table above a blanket on the floor.

[–]john_madden_advice 74 points75 points ago

My brain feels batter now.

[–]trsn 42 points43 points ago

batter

Obviously not.

[–]weskokigen 9 points10 points ago

Pun much?

[–]john_madden_advice 0 points1 point ago

Here's the joke...

As it approaches the speed of sound, BOOM, right over your head.

[–]ThePhenix 4 points5 points ago

Too much football for this one.

[–]mauzy 5 points6 points ago

Definitely Wendy's nuggets. I'm basing this on the breading. They always have those "sharp" edges.

[–]professional_here 1 point2 points ago

TIL mauzy eats too much fast food.

[–]d14da62 24 points25 points ago

Ah yes, the boot, the ghost, the lime and the dime.

[–]hail_taco 171 points172 points ago

The boot's always been my favorite. The toe is good at getting the last little bit of sauce.

[–]Yodamanjaro 9 points10 points ago

All I'm glad about is them just being white meat. I used to open them up before eating them because I hated the dark meat.

[–]Kurayamino 15 points16 points ago

It's not so much white or dark meat as it is pink meat sludge that's been processed until it resembles white meat.

[–]DanHam117 10 points11 points ago

Exactly! So much better than the uncertainty you get with other chicken

[–]Kurayamino 0 points1 point ago

What I'm wondering now though is if they tessellate. That'd let us know if it's pressed into one big sheet then cut into shapes without waste.

[–]zraii 0 points1 point ago

All white meat doesn't mean all meat. Nuggets are something like 1/3rd filler. Imagine chickenbreadpaste.

[–]potatogun 1 point2 points ago

If we're strictly just talking about chicken then I will take dark meat over white meat as a default. Though I do agree that the 'all white meat' revision has better texture for the nuggets.

[–]professional_here 0 points1 point ago

I'm also one of the select few who likes dark meat better than white. It's more flavor IMO. And from what I have read, asian countries like dark meat more too, so any dog food you get from asian countries will use the less popular white meat in their dog food. Not saying it's any better though because of their lack of regulation.

[–]potatogun 1 point2 points ago

I was about to say, no you're not really select if you count asians...hah.

It's also cheaper. But don't get me wrong if you properly cook chicken breast it can be juicy and flavorful still. Just it's leaner so it doesn't cook the same.

For some reason in American marketing white meat = good, but drum sticks are still cool? I don't get it...

[–]professional_here 0 points1 point ago

Yeah you're right, I think it was China I was reading about but I wasn't really sure, so I just said asian. It was the wrong thing to say but what can I do.

[–]potatogun 1 point2 points ago

Nah, I think it is a fairly applicable generalization among asians, including those in the US.

[–]pryced 0 points1 point ago

Racist

[–]Yodamanjaro 1 point2 points ago

It's funny but I've got actual racist relatives that love dark meat.

[–]likethesea 53 points54 points ago

Repost... AND you stole my top comment!

[–]Clockworkings 6 points7 points ago

"It is not enough that I should get the most karma. Others must be downvoted."

[–]hail_taco 19 points20 points ago

I'll be damned. I feel like we should be friends now or something. It it helps, I'm not subscribed to /r/wtf, so I never saw the original post or your top comment before now.

[–]Bladewing10 15 points16 points ago

Now I'm glad I'm not subbed to wtf if chicken nuggets can get 1000+ points...

[–]Ekanselttar 3 points4 points ago

/r/WTF is basically /r/mildlyinteresting with the occasional "back to the roots" week where it turns into a catalogue of flesh-eating bacteria and people sucked through jet engines.

[–]MountainLionKingKong 2 points3 points ago

The more important question is why was this posted on /r/wtf

[–]Phoboshobo 4 points5 points ago

Relax. Everyone who has ever eaten these knows this.

[–]deradera 0 points1 point ago

[–]thelustysloth 8 points9 points ago

I eat from most boot shaped, to least boot shaped.

[–]reddy-toosevelt 14 points15 points ago

Two legs a torso and a head. I use to always make little bodies out of them.

[–]BrotherSeamus 2 points3 points ago

I played a really crap version of Tetris.

[–]munoodle 13 points14 points ago

Louisiana, tombstone, turd, circle

[–]Kramanos 2 points3 points ago

Big Bird, Storm Trooper, Carrot, Circle

[–]RustySpork 0 points1 point ago

Louisiana? Nah. Alabama.

[–]Allyboredkins 31 points32 points ago

How did you not notice this as a kid? I noticed this. I'm oblivious.

[–]mainstreaminghipster 15 points16 points ago

I noticed it when I was a kid and I ate at McDonald's maybe 5 times all throughout my childhood because my mom thought it was the devil.

[–]DoctorBagels 22 points23 points ago

She was and is still right.

[–]Deracination 14 points15 points ago

It's a delicious devil.

[–]upvoterss 3 points4 points ago

ehh it's an ok cheap devil for 1 dollar. I would much rather have real burger and real chicken fingers.

[–]Deracination 6 points7 points ago

I'd rather have lobster.

[–]Joshf1234 0 points1 point ago

This man is in denial or has never truely had the glorious McNugget

[–]professional_here 0 points1 point ago

To me they are sometimes better than the real thing. It all depends on the mood.

[–]JaiantPanda 0 points1 point ago

Chickens don't have fingers, you've been lied to.

[–]SirNoName 1 point2 points ago

Yeah?
Well I noticed it when I was still a baby!

[–]MiDaWest 1 point2 points ago

Oh? Well I noticed it before I was even born.

[–]pHreaksYcle 1 point2 points ago

Your mom is a good person.

[–]lotionsandcreams 2 points3 points ago

I was too busy eating them, to care what shape they were in.

[–]Vertyx 0 points1 point ago

It was the first thing I thought of when I ate chicken nuggets for the first time. The second thing I thought was "not bad".

[–]stringerbell 5 points6 points ago

Well, they are made in mass quantities by a machine...

[–]Bryz_ 24 points25 points ago

Reposting an Instagramed picture?

You're really asking for it.

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[–]Bryz_ 5 points6 points ago

Nope.

[–]eaglesguy96 3 points4 points ago

What was the comment? It got deleted

[–]Bryz_ 7 points8 points ago

He asked me if I wanted to lick his ass and let him spray his seeds of reproduction on my face.

[–]fastboots 22 points23 points ago

At least he asked

[–]karaent420 3 points4 points ago

In what mcdonalds do u get 12 nuggets??!! Im missing out

[–]tobissmith 15 points16 points ago

2 six packs.

[–]biganthony 5 points6 points ago

you can get a 24 piece...

[–]Inaying 6 points7 points ago

not in Canada :(

[–]EricFaust 6 points7 points ago

Thus invalidating all good things about Canada.

[–]Inaying 3 points4 points ago

We can get 20 pieces at burger king though!

[–]georgebullis 2 points3 points ago

But they don't stand up on their own. I don't really like dipping sauce, and at McDonald's I never need any (so tasty by themselves) but at BK they just don't have enough flavor of their own.

[–]CaptainCurl 0 points1 point ago

Maple syrup.

[–]IMASHIRT 1 point2 points ago

America. Fuck yeah.

[–]akira2501 0 points1 point ago

Screw the metric system.

[–]hail_taco 4 points5 points ago

I'm eating mcnuggets right now because of this post.

[–]crj123082 4 points5 points ago

louisiana, pacman ghost, shield, circle

[–]Iamsqueegee 5 points6 points ago

FALSE! There is the occasional 'other' shape. http://i.imgur.com/xTjoG.jpg

[–]Greatdrift 0 points1 point ago

HIckem!> is that you!?

[–]EuropeanLady 2 points3 points ago

Is this true that they come in 4 shapes, or a joke? I've had many chicken nuggets, and they all look oval and pretty uniformly shaped.

[–]ItsTyrrellYo 2 points3 points ago

Here in Ireland, I'm pretty sure we only get shape #3

[–]miss_j_bean 1 point2 points ago

At McDonalds they really are four shapes. I posted in another comment but when I worked there, it was my personal mission to make sure the pieces were balanced in each box, a 4 got one of each, a 20 got 5 of each, I'd make 6s two at a time so they were balanced across the boxes.

[–]JediMasterSam 2 points3 points ago

Didn't they have them in the shapes of the ronald mcdonald gang? Or in the shape of Grimace? I think I remember that.

[–]Rider434 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure they are supposed to be Grimace.

[–]rumckle 3 points4 points ago

That sample size is too small, you need at least 120 nuggets to be sure.

[–]straighten 0 points1 point ago

I have a whole lifetime of obsessive compulsive observation and sorting to verify his claim! Peer tested, honey mustard approved.

[–]ICantDoBackflips 2 points3 points ago

You mean a #13?

[–]oangbsite 2 points3 points ago

It's like Lucky Charms...but made of chicken.

[–]Tisatalks 2 points3 points ago

The round ones taste the best

[–]swaggamer420 2 points3 points ago

I worked a few years at McDonalds to pay off some debt and I was shocked to find out how few people knew this.

Fun story: At one point the store I was working in had this dinosaur-campaign. Dinosaur toys in the happy meals, funny dinasaur balloons, dinosaur flags (wtf) and that sort of shit. We also got a fuckton of dinosaur shaped nuggets. 3 different shapes if I remember correctly. I think they idea was to make the nuggets fun and novel to increase sales. The exact opposite happened. After the first two weeks our sales of nuggets had dropped by over 80%. People were disgusted to find out that it was possible to shape the chicken in any damn way wanted. The campaign went on for a few more weeks but the boss decided against continuing with the dino-nuggets for the remainder of the time :)

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 0 points1 point ago

Chicken McRepost

[–]cincyfan04 13 points14 points ago

How the hell was that wtf material?

[–]eaglesguy96 4 points5 points ago

/r/WTF goes from having stupid posts like this to having really sick shit like pics of fouriner's gangrene. It's cyclical.

[–]cincyfan04 2 points3 points ago

Yea, I had to bail on wtf after a month or so. Besides the ridiculous amount of reposts, I couldn't stand the NOPE comments.

[–]RedSquaree 0 points1 point ago

Reposts will be deleted. If you didn't take the picture yourself, please run it through http://karmadecay.com/ to make sure it hasn't been posted before.

They removed the 'Report' button using CSS. I can't think why that would ever be a good idea unless a group was abusing it or something. Anyway, reported.

[–]wesrawr 1 point2 points ago

For some reason this reminded me of mount rushmore.

[–]miss_j_bean 0 points1 point ago

When I worked at McD in the 90s, I'd always try to give people the same amount of each shape. If it was two six packs, they were evenly split among two containers.

[–]bigfunkychiken 1 point2 points ago

I never realized they were specific shapes.. :(

[–]ICantDoBackflips 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ginger-Nerd 1 point2 points ago

Well great, now i want chicken nuggets.

[–]TrixieDawn 0 points1 point ago

I call the boot one Louisiana.

[–]Zedh 0 points1 point ago

I have always noticed the boot shaped one. It made me happy but at the same time, disheartened me.

[–]JAYFL 0 points1 point ago

I always wondered if I asked for only boots they'd know what I was talking about

[–]helloxgoodbye 1 point2 points ago

boot, tombstone, oval, circle

[–]grizzly6ear 1 point2 points ago

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

[–]ICritMyPants 0 points1 point ago

I actually, somehow, saw this as X, square, triangle and O.

[–]N-e-i-t-o 0 points1 point ago

Boot, Tombstone, Arrowhead, Moon

[–]ItsCaretaker 0 points1 point ago

Always named this like this: Boot, Tombstone, Oval, and Circle.

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

reposting in /r/mildlyinteresting? I thought we were better than that here!

[–]fujiman 0 points1 point ago

This is true. My dad works for the company that provides their nuggets. There are 4 shapes that were designed specifically for McDonald's. Don't really know why, but they do.

[–]the_jimmie_rustler 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, now I want McDonald's.

[–]ilovemyboom 0 points1 point ago

THERE. ARE. FOUR. NUGGETS.

[–]carpii 1 point2 points ago

They look like deep fried pacman sprites

[–]EVJeevy 0 points1 point ago

McDonalds make their fries by extruding the potato and make long lines of them out of mash then cut to correct length. Lay out an order of fries on your tray and arrange them by size, and lo, the same thing!

[–]blatherflather 0 points1 point ago

wow.

[–]straighten -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know why, but I've NEVER been able to eat the round ones. My SO knows this, and always trades them out without me even having to ask :] He loves my crazy, I guess.

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 25 points26 points ago

You're retarded, eat your fucking food.

[–]skyfox315 -1 points0 points ago

repost, nice

[–]moose_man 2 points3 points ago

I want nuggets.

[–]FellowEnt 0 points1 point ago

Chicken nuggets are made from blending chicken and egg into a paste and coating it in batter.

They will be put into moulds to create the 'organic' image of them being chicken pieces rather than processed chicken

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 1 point2 points ago

So? That doesn't make them any less delicious.

[–]XLunchBox23 0 points1 point ago

Get your instagram out of my face

[–]mbgluck -2 points-1 points ago

why was this picture instagrammed?