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Now kiss... FOREVER (i.imgur.com)

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[–]RICH_LITTLE 47 points48 points ago

Video [1:19] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9m1-fqYKECg#t=79s

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 69 points70 points ago

I liked the gif. The video made me want this man shot.

[–]sirRiathamus 35 points36 points ago

In the gif I thought he was a friend of the couple - that would be kinda funny. Doing this randomly is assholery.

[–]Legosheep 38 points39 points ago

Doing this randomly is illegal.

[–]AMV_Ph34r 16 points17 points ago

This is Russia, laws may as well not exist.

[–]ms_antoinette 7 points8 points ago

How dare you insult our president's policies, 20 years for you!

[–]Wask8N 8 points9 points ago

A million years dungeon!... no trials.

[–]letshaveateaparty 5 points6 points ago

THIS IS....UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[–]roninzzz 0 points1 point ago

while I agree with you, the escalator one was pretty clever

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 13 points14 points ago

At least jackass isn't this bad. They do those things to themselves not strangers.

[–]Maleckai -1 points0 points ago

This guy seems inspired by Remi. A french guy who does similar things, though not quite as downright asshole-ish, most of the time.

[–]Rikicarvu 29 points30 points ago

The cultural difference surprised me - everybody had such an instant angry reaction and chases the guy! On English prank shows everyone is just confused and then embarrassed!

[–]teh_Kharan 61 points62 points ago

The difference is that english prank shows are funny, this guy is just an asshole.

[–]cirocinmycup 39 points40 points ago

especially when he spray paints over that art piece.

[–]zeonos 18 points19 points ago

or push a guy into water, or push someone off their bike, or any of the other stupid shit this guy did... i hope the cop gave him a beating and some jail time.

[–]superciuppa 11 points12 points ago

If somebody cracked an egg and then poured flour on top of your head, would you act surprised or would you rather beat the shit out of the asshole who did that?

[–]BewareOfLyon 8 points9 points ago

It's not "would you rather", it's a matter of how fast your brain can process things.

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 42 points43 points ago

I don't think i've ever wished for anyone to get the shit beaten out of more than this idiot.

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 4 points5 points ago

its so funny, but yeah fuck someone who actually does this.

[–]cryptogram 5 points6 points ago

I was trying to figure out if the video is all staged or not. Tough to tell really. The part where he gets busted at the end seems a little fake. Also, it could just be timing (like he just finished), but the guy that popped out of the portapotty had his pants completely up. Everyone also seems to react rather quickly.

[–]daiz- 3 points4 points ago

I'm curious why people have such a negative response to this when Remi Gaillard seems to get high praise for doing stuff like this. I don't disagree, just how is this different?

[–]The_Mosephus 0 points1 point ago

its funnier when its not happening to you

[–]shadow34345 5 points6 points ago

When he ruined the old lady's art, it made me really sad.

[–]youtossershad1job2do -1 points0 points ago

Been looking for this video for months, thank you good sir

[–]chazzeromus 0 points1 point ago

This guy is the epitome of quite a few words in the English dictionary.

[–]UtterlyB0red_ -2 points-1 points ago

No. I don't believe he is the epitome of a dungeon.

[–]chazzeromus 1 point2 points ago

I thought he was a platypus.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough -3 points-2 points ago

Watch from [the beginning[(http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9m1-fqYKECg), guys.

[–]Dashby -3 points-2 points ago

HAHA.

[–]gorilla_head 13 points14 points ago

This is how you get shot in the U.S.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 11 points12 points ago

How do you not get shot in the US?

[–]rwhockey29 27 points28 points ago

shoot first

[–]gordofrog 4 points5 points ago

duck

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 4 points5 points ago

Didn't work for JFK.

[–]gordofrog 7 points8 points ago

He goosed

[–]lordeddardstark 3 points4 points ago

Don't be in the US

[–]Reedfrost 1 point2 points ago

Have you been to the US?

[–]DukeOfGeek -1 points0 points ago

It's easy, don't go to gang town and don't fuck with other people or their shit. You can do it with almost no effort.

[–]gorilla_head -3 points-2 points ago

Good question.

[–]bellabob 135 points136 points ago

What an asshole.

[–]Wolfssteiner 72 points73 points ago

That's what I said. After watching it 50 times and laughing like an idiot each time it happened.

[–]MagicSquid 21 points22 points ago

Every time this is reposted that guys smirking face while running away makes me laugh.

[–]how_do_i_bacon 87 points88 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
What a bond (Blind man that bluffed strikes again?) 4coms 18pts 9dys gifs
Don't lie, you'd all love to do this to those PDA couples 3coms 30pts 25dys gifs
Now Kiss! 25coms 236pts 1mo gifs
Sticky kiss 1com -6pts 1mo funny
All I want to do when I see couples making out in public. 0coms 0pts 1mo funny
What I will be doing on international kiss day 329coms 1159pts 2mos funny
No PDA!! 4coms 49pts 3mos funny
The Solution to PDA 35coms 309pts 4mos funny
Now stay kissed 4coms 93pts 4mos gifs
The only reasonable reaction to excessive PDA 11coms 230pts 4mos funny
The Next time you see people making out anywhere do this. 4coms 25pts 5mos funny
Tape 1com 22pts 5mos GifSound
this guy deserves medal 126coms 520pts 5mos gifs
this guy deserves medal 0coms 4pts 5mos funny
Take that! 2coms 79pts 6mos gifs
Now kiss 4coms 11pts 6mos funny
We always stick together... 4coms -4pts 6mos funny
Should have got a room 3coms 18pts 6mos gifs
Ha-ha! Now I shall briefly be happier than you 695coms 1533pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]mtwrite4 18 points19 points ago

So... you're saying this is a repost?

[–]Sydviciouz[S] 39 points40 points ago

GOD DAMMIT

[–]bs0l 46 points47 points ago

"GOD DAMMIT" - I was found out?

or

"GOD DAMMIT" - I DIDNT KNOW! :(?

[–]mems_account 31 points32 points ago

yes

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[–]UK_Reddit_User 11 points12 points ago

For future reference if you didn't make it and it's not new it's a repost

[–]EverChillingLucifer 10 points11 points ago

STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT!

[–]PhoenixKnight 4 points5 points ago

Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!

[–]BluescreenOfDeath 0 points1 point ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[–]Tradias 0 points1 point ago

Ah. yes. I remember it fondly.

[–]jglobal 0 points1 point ago

i love you

[–]I_am_the_legit_Rmony 1 point2 points ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[–]StopThinkAct -4 points-3 points ago

The number of downvotes this bot has makes me happy, since this whole crying about reposts thing is so fucking ridiculous. I've never seen this gif and I've been on reddit close to 2 years now. What good is it doing the community? Oh, it's a repost. And? At least 500 people liked it or have never seen it before.

[–]thearmadillo 5 points6 points ago

It's not a bot.

[–]StopThinkAct 0 points1 point ago

Could have fooled me, I couldn't believe someone would take the time to do something so utterly without value.

[–]thearmadillo 2 points3 points ago

There's a different person on every thread. Because it takes two seconds. You literally just copy and paste the post into karmadecay.com.

[–]StopThinkAct -2 points-1 points ago

Oh no, I'm sure it doesn't take a while. It's still useless.

[–]how_do_i_bacon 0 points1 point ago

It took a shitload of effort for me to drag my cursor ALL THE WAY across my screen, to PAINSTAKINGLY click the "share on reddit" button, RIGHT CLICK, and with unbearable pain, COPY it.

[–]StopThinkAct -1 points0 points ago

Point? I still can't believe it.

[–]how_do_i_bacon 1 point2 points ago

You're putting in more effort trying to "call me out" which is probably even more pointless.

[–]StopThinkAct -1 points0 points ago

The point is to highlight the fact that you're not the only fucking person on reddit and that posts like these are even worse then the reposts, because at least the reposts contributed something people actually care about.

[–]Gneissisnice 5 points6 points ago

I haven't been on for so long, but most of these were posted fairly recently apparently, and I haven't seen any of them. So I agree, I don't give a crap if it's a repost, some of us haven't seen it yet and it's funny.

[–]StopThinkAct -1 points0 points ago

Thank you. I don't know why people are downvoting me over the comment though. Reddit has been on a downward spiral on post quality imo.

[–]NvaderGir 2 points3 points ago

As a redditor for over a year or two, unsub from default subreddits

[–]whytekenyan 2 points3 points ago

I've been on for less than a year and I've seen at least five of the posts mentioned.. I like this bot

[–]StopThinkAct -1 points0 points ago

Why? Did it tell you something you didn't know? Had you forgotten you've seen it before? Did it validate your hazy memory on having seen it 6 months ago? I mean really, what is there to like about it?

[–]how_do_i_bacon -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not a bot, dumbass. And it's one thing to see the same image once every month or so, but this is about 7 times in the past two months, which is more than enough.

[–]StopThinkAct -2 points-1 points ago

Well 900 other people and I have not seen it/liked it anyway, so no, it wasn't enough. Nice that you immediately tried to insult me over it though you self-involved asshole.

[–]Littleguyyy 3 points4 points ago

The blunder all duck tape head rap victims make is that after the initial contact, they put their hand up to "shield" themselves, which only makes their hands get wraped, too.

[–]h8bit 1 point2 points ago

This is what happens when people misunderstand the concept of humor.

[–]Rallagher 7 points8 points ago

PDA not A-OK!

[–]landonain 8 points9 points ago

I hope this guy gets raped by a moose.

[–]I_CAPE_RATS 2 points3 points ago

A moose with a STD.

[–]landonain 0 points1 point ago

and a hankering for human blood!

[–]wild-tangent 0 points1 point ago

Can't rape the willing.

[–]landonain -1 points0 points ago

who doesn't enjoy a good moose?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

That couple is adorable, except that whole tape thing.

[–]The_Magikarp_Man 1 point2 points ago

It's like human centipede. Kissing style

[–]jinku2608 0 points1 point ago

Ayyyyy Sexy lady !!!!

[–]kara123125 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this a million times... But this title is my favorite, so upvote!

[–]JBu92 1 point2 points ago

I was at a party saturday and went to take a whizz, and there were like 6 couples behind the garage I went behind to pee making out. pretty much felt like this gif.

[–]greenglassnohands 1 point2 points ago

Youtube video for anyone who cares:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pxHOyUr4zg&list=FLXcXFO-s6zllLzMiXHeszpg&index=37&feature=plpp_video

[–]Brenzy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Kevin Skaff but a bit chunkier

[–]acsbimmer 0 points1 point ago

Now kith.

[–]MrShenanigans 1 point2 points ago

I know it's a repost, but it still made me laugh.

[–]Hup234 -3 points-2 points ago

So fake. All staged.

[–]Bluecool -4 points-3 points ago

I've seen both this guys videos.

kill him

[–]anal_blazers -3 points-2 points ago

I always see this gif around and never understood why it was so popular.....shits dumb.

[–]Ravensfan90 0 points1 point ago

Reposts, Reposts everywhere

[–]LauretteOB -3 points-2 points ago

I gotta say though, pretty smart of the chick to immediately bring her hand up to her face to prevent the rest from being pulled tight. It was probably just reflex but still.

[–]Affectingtime_3 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost!

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