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[–]Jimmerz 50 points51 points ago

I hear the tomato soup is extra tangy.

[–]EquinsuOcha 18 points19 points ago

Whatever you do, don't add the cheese to top it off.

[–]Cantfindafuckinusern 30 points31 points ago

And I'd avoid having the jolly ranchers for desert

[–]mattbluesman 5 points6 points ago

God dammit! Every fucking time!

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 0 points1 point ago

Two Words

"___ Box"

[–]mattbluesman 2 points3 points ago

I hate you so much

[–]Mjolnirium 1 point2 points ago

Can never use the words "came" and "in a box" in the same sentence anymore because of that.

[–]Ieuan1996 1 point2 points ago

Not the fucking jolly ranchers one again! Fuck!

[–]Octovias 0 points1 point ago

Forget the Doritos as well.

Edit: Read comment wrong, adjusted wording.

[–]Jniede 0 points1 point ago

Please, for the love of god do not link to this reference.

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[–]Landonh 5 points6 points ago

That's specifically what was being referred to. That's not how relevance works.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 1 point2 points ago

The cottage cheese is even lumpier

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

It does have a little wang in it.

[–]idzr 26 points27 points ago

This is made even better by the icon that looks like it says "lol".

[–]deltib 0 points1 point ago

I thought this said 101 at first, I thought this was a class!

[–]Izzlols 17 points18 points ago

[–]mike45010 6 points7 points ago

Plot twist: no seafood.

[–]tha_ape 30 points31 points ago

[–]LeStok 7 points8 points ago

i'll have the blue waffle please

[–]avengepluto 4 points5 points ago

Ladies night at the Gynaecology Restaurant: all you can eat.

[–]HypocriticalBastard3 1 point2 points ago

Bring a friend!

[–]Middleclasswarrior 6 points7 points ago

Funniest part? The plate and utensils make a giant "LOL"; as if someone knew what they were doing.

[–]Vidyogamasta 3 points4 points ago

It COULD be interpreted as "loli"

[–]Middleclasswarrior -1 points0 points ago

You sir... I like you...

[–]motaent 3 points4 points ago

“If it looks like a taco, and smells like a fish, it’s got to be a tasty dish!"

[–]SlugsOnToast 4 points5 points ago

Vagitarian Restaurant.

[–]Elaquidor 2 points3 points ago

This is the Ulster Hospital in Belfast, I was born here...FML

[–]Not_a_shark 1 point2 points ago

Would not recommend, food tasted to fishy

[–]Ritlen 1 point2 points ago

Do they serve a mixed platter of sushi and theighs there?

[–]Three_Word_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Deep fried placenta!

[–]irishlovekitty 0 points1 point ago

On the menu tonight: Chinese or Fish.

[–]UKMuffins 0 points1 point ago

I just had flashbacks of placenta recipes...thanks.

[–]trish80s_4_life 0 points1 point ago

Get some fish with your fish!!

[–]hollander93 0 points1 point ago

It's always seafood :(

[–]dpmad 0 points1 point ago

I noticed that it already has an up-vote, it must be good!

[–]Dragarius 0 points1 point ago

I've eaten there a lot.

[–]Pherball66 0 points1 point ago

The placenta pizza is to die for...

[–]mistaknowitall 0 points1 point ago

word of advice: don't order the blue waffle.

[–]CaptainVarious 0 points1 point ago

are there pictures of the inside?

[–]spicyvagina 0 points1 point ago

"Like to eat out?"...I see what you did there

[–]wellgetyousuckas 0 points1 point ago

good ol' osu med center.

[–]Newtinator 0 points1 point ago

The Utensils beside it spell out "LOL"

[–]Mistifer 0 points1 point ago

I hear the bread is pretty dry and yeasty.

[–]Demented-n-Detroit 0 points1 point ago

I'll get a bagel with shmear!

[–]instig8tor57 0 points1 point ago

Did they call the restaurant " The Y"

[–]DrDoback 0 points1 point ago

even the sign thinks it's funny.

[–]aakaakaak 0 points1 point ago

Eat at the Y.

[–]DutchJester 1 point2 points ago

That's where I always go to eat out

[–]phishroom 1 point2 points ago

Can I get a To-Go Box, please?

[–]Annapolitan 1 point2 points ago

I'm going down. You coming?

[–]HouseOfHouse 0 points1 point ago

I'm eating out tonight.

[–]BumbleTummy 1 point2 points ago

The only restaurant where they don't give you a bib, they give you a white lab coat and rubber gloves. Dig In!

[–]Magnus_Serpens 0 points1 point ago

My new favorite restaurant

[–]TheOneTonWanton 0 points1 point ago

Is there some sort of frequent diner program?

[–]Elliott70 0 points1 point ago

Order the box lunch.

[–]TacoPunchster -1 points0 points ago

Jolly...Rancher...

[–]zamattiac 1 point2 points ago

I GET IT!

[–]kevmac_ 0 points1 point ago

not a big fan of eating out

[–]Lord_Purple_ 0 points1 point ago

Apparently, for a week every month, everyone in the kitchen gets really bad pains. For this reason, should you order food in what the waiter considers an 'aggressive tone' (even if you swear it wasn't), instead of serving your food the chef will come from the kitchen, slap you in the face, dump your order over your head, then blame you for it and cry for several hours.

[–]Unusableid 0 points1 point ago

Last time I saw that post I browsed f7u12 afterwards

[–]Pink-Pineapple 0 points1 point ago

Talk about good mood food...

[–]abigfatphoney 1 point2 points ago

Heh, the little plate and utensils kinda made it look like it said "Gynaecology Restaurant loll"

[–]Skybakery89 0 points1 point ago

Hey-O!

[–]slenderwin 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure my roommate went here last night.

[–]aareyes12 0 points1 point ago

I can never get a fucking reservation there.

[–]thefischnasty 0 points1 point ago

The silverware and bowl were put there to look like an LOL. The sign maker tried to be funny.

[–]doom_bagel 0 points1 point ago

I love how the plate and silverware look like lol

[–]RuinsEveryonesFun 0 points1 point ago

Actually, this sign is pointing to two separate areas in the hospital.

[–]HastyUsernameChoice 0 points1 point ago

eat out. head on down. thatsthejoke.jpg?

[–]Aeronniell 0 points1 point ago

Gynaecology??? ive heard of gynocology, but..,,whats gynaECOLOGY??

[–]Aeronniell 0 points1 point ago

Cuz i know gynocology is the study of the woman's reproductive system....and so, given the words that make gynaecology" up, it must mean sonethin different....

[–]vVvMaze 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did with the title.

[–]supert3dd 1 point2 points ago

Fancy eating out tonight?

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

I hate to speculum, are we going to start a pun thread?

[–]Kalyptro -1 points0 points ago

I heard it's really a dyke bar

[–]wiggleurtoe 0 points1 point ago

OH JOY I LOVE TUNA

[–]CThomasFlood 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they serve beaver?

[–]mrdank 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like some fresh yeast infection bread.

[–]Ickoris 0 points1 point ago

Saw that coming.

[–]nvernon123 -5 points-4 points ago

i wasn't wearing my glasses and i read that as "gynaecology restaurant lol"

[–]518king 0 points1 point ago

with a title like yours i was really hoping to see a nsfw tag next to it