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[–]thefarkinator 122 points123 points ago

I am K-Pop's reckoning.

[–]scarecrowsuperman 38 points39 points ago

People of South Korea...

Your music shops are in tatters...

[–]lethargicwalrus 18 points19 points ago

Take control of the record industry...

[–]frkcool 23 points24 points ago

You think digitally altering singer's voices is your ally, you merely adopted the altering I was born with it.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 3 points4 points ago

You merely adopted the Auto-Tune...

Just trying to help.

[–]IViolateSocks 0 points1 point ago

I am music shop? Tatters? How dare you!

[–]scarecrowsuperman 6 points7 points ago

You think you know grammar?

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

No!

You merely adopted grammar! I was born it! I was molded by it! I didn't correct my first mistake until I was a man. By then, I was already a Nazi.

[–]IViolateSocks 2 points3 points ago

Sexy lady!

[–]MrT-1000 7 points8 points ago

When the American music industry is in ashes, you have my permission to dance

[–]lordridan 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering which move you'd use first... The cowboy... OR THE LEG SWEEP!

[–]basedom 238 points239 points ago

[–]aznscourge 26 points27 points ago

he's doing it wrong

[–]lonjaxson 48 points49 points ago

[–]Software_Engineer 23 points24 points ago

it's left-right-left-left

and it's oppan (oppa is)

[–]bhous3 92 points93 points ago

**Oppan

[–]contextsdontmatter 53 points54 points ago

you spelled "orphan" wrong

[–]KrimsonTide 142 points143 points ago

Oppan

FTFY

[–]mahoganywolf 65 points66 points ago

오빤 강남 스타일 FTFY

[–]Raeki 16 points17 points ago

o-ppan gang-nam seu-ta-il

[–]Oneironaut2 7 points8 points ago

I've got the chrome extension that allows you to get the definition of any word by double-clicking on it, and it also has a pretty crappy translator built in.

It says that 오빤 translates to "my brother Doug."

[–]mahoganywolf 4 points5 points ago

Hmm. Google translate agrees with you there, how odd.

Incidentally, if you copy that sentence into google translate and then delete one symbol at a time starting from the right, you get:

Brother doug, gangnam style

Brother doug, gangnam star

Brother doug, gangnam off

Brother doug, gangnam

Brother doug, the river

My brother doug

Oh

It's like a strange kind of poem.

[–]somewiseperson 9 points10 points ago

I don't know why this is getting passed around so much; But clearly some things need to be stated.

it's 오빤 강남 스타일 which is in full "Oppa-Neun" a Korean phrase. "Oppa" is a Korean woman when referring to to a male that is older. Shortened the expression can be "oppan".

The full word would be "Oppa-neun Gangnam style" or "I live life in the style of Gangnam style".

If you're thinking "none of this makes any sense" you would be correct. The entire song is about being carefree and ridiculous; that is the point of the song.

[–]KrimsonTide 0 points1 point ago

Very confusing. I hope you'll understand that when it sounds like PSY is saying "Oppan" I think it sounds like that :/

[–]I_WIN_DEAL_WITH_IT 24 points25 points ago

With everyone making this correction, why the fuck do people still make the error???

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 62 points63 points ago

It's almost as if it's the words are an entirely different language or something.

[–]I_WIN_DEAL_WITH_IT 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I mean, if a Korean person makes an "n" sound, how am I supposed to know I should write "n" when trying to type the word in English?? It's all too complicated, really.

[–]Nidht 0 points1 point ago

Are sounds in a different language?

[–]Mr_James119 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! I was screaming this when I saw it.

[–]sje46 11 points12 points ago

You may take the internet too seriously.

[–]hexatriene 0 points1 point ago

I dont understand. It's 오빠 which has no N sound at the end of it. It's purely Oppa.

[–]bbctol 32 points33 points ago

It's 오빤. A shortening of 오빠는.

[–]isababa12 4 points5 points ago

No, it's because 오빤 is short for 오빠 + 는 . 는 is a particle used in hangul to give like...a property to something (can't really explain) but just think of it as "is". So if you say "오빠 강남 STYLE!", you'd be saying Older Brother Gangnam Style! But if you say "오빤 강남 STYLE!" (short for "오빠는 강남 STYLE"), then you're saying Older Brother IS Gangnam Style!

[–]hexatriene 1 point2 points ago

so 는 makes the noun it's attached to the direct object, right? Otherwise it's just ask if your were calling your older brother Gangnam Style.

[–]isababa12 1 point2 points ago

You can think of it like that. But with out the 는 particle or the ㄴ at the end, it makes no grammatical sense.

[–]10133p0p 0 points1 point ago

It's basically "is" or "am".

오빤 강남 style just means "I (PSY uses 3rd person here) am gangnam style"

[–]seafaring 0 points1 point ago

if it helps i wrote a pretty hefty thesis on 는 in korean, and it's also a 'focus' particle as well. so him saying 오빤 would make perfect sense because he's basically putting the focus on himself. by saying 오빤, he's implying that, opposed to others, he's gangnam style (while they aren't). i could go on more but i may complicate further...but yeah, definitely 오빤.

[–]TheShader -2 points-1 points ago

Same with Yen. It's actually just Ye, but for some reason the Western world puts an 'N' at the end. I think it's to make the word easier to say for us.

[–]Newfaq 5 points6 points ago

You obviously misunderstood something there. 円 or "yen" is just the syllable "en" or "えん" not "ye" as it doen't exist in the japanese writing system. Let me list the "y" syllables so we all get it... やよゆ // yayoyu. great <3

[–]TheShader 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I don't know what I was thinking. I think my brain needed a little reset. I just woke up from a nap and my first thought was 'I think I made a mistake'.

[–]Newfaq 0 points1 point ago

hehe no worries, I can see how one could easily mix it up (:

[–]stillnotking 2 points3 points ago

In Japanese, it's "en" with no "y" sound. "Hyaku-en" = 100 yen.

[–]Sevion 1 point2 points ago

Why? How does the 'n' make it easier to say?

[–]TheShader 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps because it kind of makes it sound like an incomplete word. Like you're trying to say 'yes' or something, and left out the last letter.

[–]Sevion 0 points1 point ago

Weird. As an Asian American who spoke Cantonese for his first language, it feels fine saying "Ye," without an 'n'.

[–]facewhatface 1 point2 points ago

per my understanding, this is pretty much right. In (American) English, we don't have words that end in the vowels ɛ or e, so we need a consonant at the end. n seems to do the trick. This is basically the same reason that Japanese versions of English words have all kinds of extra vowels to bust up the consonant clusters.

[–]count_crotchula 47 points48 points ago

yeah i know, "oh my god a video. aint nobody got time that" but its pretty damn funny and relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPP5Bvtr2Dg

[–]Magrippinho 14 points15 points ago

I just realised the title of the video is the PSYning.

It really is perfect in every way.

[–]Setsa 2 points3 points ago

As a fan of The Shining, this brightened my day greatly.

[–]minizebra 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pays4Porn 72 points73 points ago

[–]AlmostCleverName 60 points61 points ago

I love how he's having so much fun then gets very serious.

[–]Fudgement_Day 17 points18 points ago

It's like he's suddenly terrified that he can't stop.

[–]I_want_to_eat_it 26 points27 points ago

I love the green guy's smile.

[–]lethargicwalrus 12 points13 points ago

He reminds me of the Asian dude from Hot Rod.

[–]shredtasticman 9 points10 points ago

Richardson, you can't join the crew. You don't DO anything.

[–]Nansai 7 points8 points ago

There is no tool, in this pool.

[–]shredtasticman 1 point2 points ago

You like what you see?

[–]Troutsicle 1 point2 points ago

He reminds me of an Asian Mike Myers

[–]Kevlar_socks -1 points0 points ago

don't eat it though.

[–]Vocalities 22 points23 points ago

Someone needs to photoshop upvote arrows shooting out of the thrusting crouch.

[–]eppursimouve 3 points4 points ago

[–]GigaSC[!] 39 points40 points ago

OPPAN OPPAN OPPAN OPPAN

[–]Dillbill 20 points21 points ago

Now I kind of want to hear Bane sing the song with that accent of his.

[–]CircuitSymphony -1 points0 points ago

I posted an original content link yesterday with a picture saying that the "Oppa Gangnam Style" already sounded like Bane singing it. Alas, I was downvoted though. :(

[–]soymilkisgood 11 points12 points ago

This is getting out of hand.

[–]synicalx1 1 point2 points ago

Who's hand? Your hand? My hand?

[–]Lestorne 0 points1 point ago

Look man, simmer down!

[–]NerdOfFolly 13 points14 points ago

Thank you for giving me a new desktop background.

[–]Dillbill 11 points12 points ago

How exactly would that workout?

[–]NerdOfFolly 51 points52 points ago

[–]NerdOfFolly 26 points27 points ago

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 51 points52 points ago

IT'S A FEMALE!

[–]DefinitelyNotaGuest 13 points14 points ago

And if you look to the left you will see the rare symbiosis between a username and the content of the post. Isn't nature Reddit beautiful?

[–]I_RAPE_HOT_WOMEN 12 points13 points ago

Truly moving.

[–]XRotNRollX 1 point2 points ago

now it's a party

[–]his_tallness 1 point2 points ago

Damn nature, you scary!!!

[–]Benjiimon 3 points4 points ago

The user name is what earned the upvote in this case.

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

Quick question, why have you not yet disabled the Dell Dock?

[–]NerdOfFolly 7 points8 points ago

The annoying thing with "useful" short cut things? I dont know how.

[–]lethargicwalrus 7 points8 points ago

Control Panel-->Uninstall/change programs-->Dell Dock

[–]NerdOfFolly 4 points5 points ago

Thank you very very much.

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

No problem, that thing pissed me off for the longest time.

[–]Hal_Nein_Thousand 11 points12 points ago

[–]Dillbill 2 points3 points ago

Now that is a desktop background, well done.

[–]OneSilentE 4 points5 points ago

Why is reddit so obsessed with that song? It's no better than any american pop music

[–]Flyentologist 2 points3 points ago

It's Korea's "Call Me Maybe". It's infectious and the music video is actually pretty funny. The first time you watch it. 2 months later, the internet is still going crazy over it. I'm ready for it to go away.

[–]Ciryandor 32 points33 points ago

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Heeeyyy sexy laaaaadyyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style!

[–]saffo 21 points22 points ago

Oppa Gotham Style

[–]island_easter 5 points6 points ago

what a wasted opportunity.

[–]mexicanjester 3 points4 points ago

Not wasted at all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSsCU3FcOkw&feature=g-all-u (Full disclosure: I play Batman)

[–]TheHighestHigh -1 points0 points ago

I was just about to post this.

[–]mexicanjester -1 points0 points ago

You've trained me well.

[–]zeekar 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I mean, come on, OP, it's RIGHT THERE!

(Also: It's oppan, not oppa.)

[–]geobomb 4 points5 points ago

Is there a subreddit for psy's gangam style?

[–]mahoganywolf 4 points5 points ago

/r/gangnamstyle, since you asked. But why would you want to keep it all in there?

[–]Magrippinho 3 points4 points ago

It cannot be contained.

[–]radar32595 2 points3 points ago

so sick of this shit..

[–]BuckFritzl 8 points9 points ago

It's Oppan not Oppa

[–]p0x0rz 0 points1 point ago

GOTHAM STYLE

[–]Rhesonance 0 points1 point ago

This, out of everything I've seen on the internet thus far, made me say out loud "fuck, people are weird."

[–]TheMajicalWaffle 2 points3 points ago

I can't wait for this to die, just like Nyan Cat. I'll take my downvotes now.

[–]FriendzonePhill 0 points1 point ago

Oppan Gotham Style?

[–]Guy_Barker 2 points3 points ago

What is wrong with you people, you're turning this video into a massive pile of shit.

[–]meankneez 2 points3 points ago

NO. FUCK THIS.

[–]cortezbanks 1 point2 points ago

Please someone add some animation and make this into a gif

[–]AstroZombie1 -3 points-2 points ago

This man speaks the truth.

[–]Smashinator 4 points5 points ago

Repost. From 9gag no less.

[–]DudeImAwesome 6 points7 points ago

[–]StewieGriffindoor 3 points4 points ago

0gag removed their time posts. Can't tell if reddit or 9gag reposted.

[–]Ciryandor 0 points1 point ago

All because of this research on their commenters.

[–]Anshin 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering how you knew this...

Were you browsing 9gag?

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

Oppan Gotham Style!

[–]Volzear -1 points0 points ago

South Korea best Korea.

[–]skyman724 -1 points0 points ago

Anticipated this from the moment I watched the video.

[–]Pers0n123 -1 points0 points ago

Genius man pure genius

[–]Dioskilos -1 points0 points ago

Batman needs to be wearing a chain with a charm in the shape of Bane's face. Come on guys!

[–]WestlorePyreheart -1 points0 points ago

I made a gif of this based on the batman gif posted by basedom. Is there someway to claim it as my own so that I can upload to imgur?

[–]Big_Green_Piccolo -1 points0 points ago

Do another one where yellow suit guy is the Joker and Psy is Batman

[–]jdjrokr 0 points1 point ago

You're garbage that sings for money! Where are the other k pop songs going?!?

[–]blowjar -1 points0 points ago

Gotnam style

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter 1 point2 points ago

From 9gag? Really? is fake internet points worth so much to you to steep so God damn low?

[–]Devoreb8 -1 points0 points ago

Why not name it Oppa Gotham Style? Missed opportunities...

[–]p0ssumman -1 points0 points ago

Isn't there a video where the Gangnam Style elevator guy (or similar guy) is doing that dance in a load of other places, swear i've seen it but cant find! Anyone know what im on about?!

[–]ItsKapp -1 points0 points ago

Oppa Gotham style

[–]AL_E_P 0 points1 point ago

fuckin saved

[–]ericcoolkid -1 points0 points ago

now I'm imagining that song in bane's voice. not sure if I love it or hate it...

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling -1 points0 points ago

Good show. I enjoy LMFAO, too.

[–]TapeWyrm -1 points0 points ago

Batnam Style.. FTFY

[–]PartyBusGaming 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person who doesn't know what the hell this is about? Is this that gangnam thing? I still don't know what that is...

[–]Zarcnest -1 points0 points ago

I can't believe I heard this song on the most popular radio station in my state.

[–]alpharowe3 -1 points0 points ago

If someone could make the song in Bane's voice it'd be awesome.

[–]GlitchLXIV -1 points0 points ago

Where are Bane's legs?

[–]writtenrhythm -1 points0 points ago

That just made my entire night.

[–]bigman250 0 points1 point ago

..........What?

[–]UnicornAkira -1 points0 points ago

[–]completelytrustworth -1 points0 points ago

emma + psy not the greatest mashup i know

[–]AllDizzle -1 points0 points ago

Would Bane be on top being that he broke batman's back?

[–]patnard -1 points0 points ago

Open condom style

[–]CRAB_OF_TRAPPED_WIND 1 point2 points ago

"Pop is terrible. UNLESS IT'S FROM KOREA OF COURSE!" - Reddit

[–]ErBarbaRossa -1 points0 points ago

OPPAN GOTHAM STYLE

[–]darkacid10 -1 points0 points ago

*Oppa Gotham style

[–]fluffdesu 0 points1 point ago

Would be even more win if made gif of:]

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

OPPAN GOTHAM STYLE

FTFY

[–]depvetteguy 0 points1 point ago

which one do you think would have a harder time singing that song?

[–]rr3dd1tt 0 points1 point ago

Fag...not funny. Should have posted this in r/gayasfuck

[–]pedobear_run_kids 0 points1 point ago

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Orphan Gangnam Style

[–]redditdoublestandard 0 points1 point ago

So many posts saying it is Oppan not Oppa, yet on Psy's twitter and facebook page it repeteadly says Oppa.

[–]SnazzyNannersz -1 points0 points ago

I just saw this on 9gag's Facebook page 2 hours ago. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

[–]GoldandBlue -2 points-1 points ago

Someone needs to make a whole video like this. John Blake would look sharp in a yellow suit.

[–]MyManNesty -2 points-1 points ago

Can someone please make a gif version of this?

[–]tonythetiger1 -3 points-2 points ago

I cannot wait for this fad to pass over.

[–]Weynard_Muldrake -4 points-3 points ago

Why is Bane so small?

[–]isababa12 -3 points-2 points ago

Holy shit its OPPAN.

[–]smokyexe[!] 0 points1 point ago

Damn it reddit stop with the gangnam style, this isn't a month ago. The fact that TV is just getting at it is enough.

[–]Benjiimon -2 points-1 points ago

I need a gif of this.

[–]firsttime4anything 0 points1 point ago

this is getting out of hand

[–]ShinigamiKai -2 points-1 points ago

Higher res, please!

[–]Ionlylikelamp -2 points-1 points ago

No, not even Batman could make this video more epic :)

[–]penislandbic -2 points-1 points ago

Open condom store

[–]TuNeCedeMalis 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, can someone explain this to me?

[–]TuNeCedeMalis 0 points1 point ago

Lol thank you. I still don't get it but at least I know where it came from :)

[–]knifeinabox 1 point2 points ago

LOL LE GANGNAM STYLE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAE GANGAM STLYE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[–]gerend2 -2 points-1 points ago

finally something funny comes from that fucking song

[–]StereotypeHype -4 points-3 points ago

This is life changing.

[–]Cerberus_T001 -4 points-3 points ago

op op Banegnam style!

[–]mexicanjester -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]bbctol 0 points1 point ago

Oppan is really a better transliteration... The ㅃ letter is typically represented as a double pp or bb, which makes a lot of sense considering the ㅂ is represented as a p or b. It also gives a could approximation of the pronunciation- the pp sound is made a bit more forcefully and taking a little more time than a p sound.