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[–]Ouizardus 101 points102 points ago

Why the fuck didn't she paint his eyes?

[–]Verbose_Slayer 55 points56 points ago

because she's into that sort of thing

Note: pre-teen girls are kinky

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[–]mitt-romney 50 points51 points ago

-I am Mitt Romney and I support this message.

[–]kogan56 20 points21 points ago

AND MY AXE

[–]Mickster1267 8 points9 points ago

Let it go Gimli...

[–]benjetta96 0 points1 point ago

And my cross!

[–]Yorpel_Chinderbapple 1 point2 points ago

Go on...

[–]MrMiracle26 1 point2 points ago

Because eyes are the windows of the soul. In a way, the artist is saying that an actual person with thoughts, flaws and feelings in the mind of this girl didn't matter compared with her own expectations and desires. I'll just leave these pennies here....

[–]Ouizardus -1 points0 points ago

grabs pennies My preciousssssss

[–]dingomilo 210 points211 points ago

Well that escalated...appropriately

[–]IAMGodAMA 101 points102 points ago

That look on her face... Mom's been there before.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 17 points18 points ago

Godzilla was a crafty sort of fellow.

[–]LifeFailure 5 points6 points ago

Owwww....

[–]accidentalprancingmt -1 points0 points ago

What exactly did you feel when Adam and Eve ate from the forbidden tree?

[–]IAMGodAMA 2 points3 points ago

well, to answer your question: I was dissapointed, although not terribly surprised.

The addition of evil into the world was a foreseeable and possible use of humanity's free will. I could have just as easily made them incapable of such evil, but to do so would have compromised their ability to make their own decisions, hamstringing what it meant to be good. What honor is there in doing the right thing, if it is impossible to do the wrong thing?

So naturally, when My children screwed the pooch, I devised a way that would deal with them in a way that is both just, and merciful.

[–]accidentalprancingmt 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. Can I be God for a day please?

[–]montagv3 -3 points-2 points ago

You are the worst kind of commenter, really.

[–]Deadly_Lust 181 points182 points ago

This should be in r/funny, because that's hilarious.

[–]ytayj 16 points17 points ago

that's hilarious

And that's exactly why it should NOT be in /r/funny.

[–]gettinhightakinrides 13 points14 points ago

how does that make sense?

[–]w3rthlesspe0n 27 points28 points ago

It would destroy the tradition of posting only unfunny garbage to /r/funny.

[–]daskrip 1 point2 points ago

I tested this and it doesn't seem to hold up because this was near the top just now:

http://i.imgur.com/vM74h.jpg

[–]w3rthlesspe0n 2 points3 points ago

Oh god the artifacting.

[–]Gruntr[!] 5 points6 points ago

[–]Darthhomer12 -4 points-3 points ago

I know right? Because our sense of humor is so much superior to everyone elses! CHOO MOTHERFUCKING CHOO!

[–]ytayj 12 points13 points ago

/r/funny is full of cancerous unfunny shit and, at times, the very worst of reddit commenters.

[–]gettinhightakinrides 3 points4 points ago

i dunno that shits funny sometimes, and why give a fuck about commenters anyway, you don't have to talk to them

[–]norwegianengineering 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]gettinhightakinrides 7 points8 points ago

hmmm, valid point, but I don't even know where I put the cheese grader

[–]ytayj -1 points0 points ago

cheese grader

I give this Edam an F-.

[–]pgsgdd 6 points7 points ago

you know since /r/funny never has anything that's actually funny

[–]Darthhomer12 3 points4 points ago

LOL, I get it, because r/funny isn't funny at all! You're so edgy and cool!

[–]ytayj 3 points4 points ago

  1. State opinion.
  2. Get accused of circlejerking.
  3. ????
  4. Be bewildered.
  5. ????

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[–]Mcflexington 2 points3 points ago

Whoever faked this got the bubbles backwards.

[–]kojak2091 0 points1 point ago

Lazy people will be lazy.

[–]DoubleVic 23 points24 points ago

You know, I've seen this before, but until today I always thought she ate it... for some reason.

[–]fredders 11 points12 points ago

well she did sort of...eat it

[–]open_ur_mind 0 points1 point ago

Vagina Dentata is no laughing matter.

[–]GhostFish 2 points3 points ago

It is to gay men.

[–]caraleah85 2 points3 points ago

TIL...

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 1 point2 points ago

Scared of a woman having teeth in her vagina...

Asks for a blowjob.

[–]JustSomeD00d 117 points118 points ago

I feel like this belongs in /r/funny not /r/WTF

[–]5skandas[S] 5 points6 points ago

The box the figure came in labeled 'nii-san', as in, 'Older Brother'.... That makes it a /r/wtf candidate.

[–]1st_time_on 29 points30 points ago

I laughed harder than i should have. This needs to be in r/funny

[–]Hadji402 12 points13 points ago

Seen it before, but that last panel always gets me.

[–]thephishbrony 45 points46 points ago

Wasn't sure what to expect.

Was genuinely pleased with that ending.

8/10 would lol again

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 16 points17 points ago

loling in WTF...wtf?

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 0 points1 point ago

once you get past all of the injuries and creepy shit, some of it is funny

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 2 points3 points ago

Is it to much to ask that when I come to a subreddit dedicated to making people go "WTF", that I actually go "WTF"? If I wanted to see funny stuff, I'd go to /r/funny.

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 0 points1 point ago

For the record I think plenty of people went "WTF" upon seeing this

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

At first it got to the heart, and it kind of appealed to human emotion. And then just a big ol' gag.

[–]magp13 7 points8 points ago

I hope she used acrylic and/or latex based paint...

[–]CaptainYoshi 1 point2 points ago

Nope water color.

[–]xXx420YOLOBLUNTZxXx -4 points-3 points ago

BITCH GON' QWEEF GREEEEEEN MAH NIGGAAAZZZZZ!!@!!1!!@!111

 #GOT THE MOVES LIKE SWAGGER

[–]mahoganywolf 8 points9 points ago

If you take away the last panel this could easily go in r/aww.

[–]sonic4031 7 points8 points ago

At first I was like, 'awwww'.... and then I was like, 'uhhhh'

[–]AATroop 6 points7 points ago

And then it was "awww yeah".

[–]daskrip 2 points3 points ago

Haha completely agreed!

[–]AATroop 3 points4 points ago

And it was "awww yeah".

[–]daskrip 2 points3 points ago

I disagree with that.

[–]eliqourice 3 points4 points ago

And then it was the same joke by two people

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 2 points3 points ago

AT THE SAME TIME!

[–]betefico 6 points7 points ago

Did no one notice the box the figure came in labeled 'nii-san', as in, 'Older Brother'?

Definitely a WTF image.

[–]amphitheres 3 points4 points ago

I think that nii-san can refer to any male who is older that you, not just an older brother. I recall in an anime a character calling his friend's older brother nii-san even though they had no blood relation and they didn't know each other very well.

[–]Jaeser 0 points1 point ago

Yup they do this in Korea too.

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 2 points3 points ago

D:

[–]theazninvasion68 10 points11 points ago

Awww-

..Wat.

[–]daskrip -1 points0 points ago

She used the toy as a thing.

[–]great_gape 5 points6 points ago

Take on me...

pipe wrench fight...

[–]BizarreHappenstance 6 points7 points ago

Hey! I remember this guy! http://manga.clone-army.org/ If you want to read more of his stuff. I used to read Paper Eleven, and something about an orphan without any limbs living in a cardboard box a couple of years ago. It seemed Kim expanded his body of work since then. If you like WFT you will probably dig this guy. Not saying all his stuff is OH MY GADZ WHA, more of a fucked up sense of humor. Well, maybe not humor. He has great dramatic pieces! Leave on a high note.

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 8 points9 points ago

Not r/wtf material. Funny, but not wtf.

[–]SimilarImage 43 points44 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 years lilmul123 What happens when a person falls in love with her creation? /r/funny 79 312
1 year HanSkywalker Little Friend /r/pics 149 730
1 year blue_oni forever alone /r/funny 30 384

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[–]Dragday 51 points52 points ago

Old enough

[–]YouJellyFish 15 points16 points ago

Old enough, but the old submissions were at least in appropriate subreddits. This is suited for /r/funny, and should not be in /r/wtf.

[–]YEAH_TOAST 4 points5 points ago

[–]Sharrakor -1 points0 points ago

You say that, but I'm pretty sure I've seen this within the last week...

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

forever alone

beep

.

[–]mooglespy 4 points5 points ago

I can't believe that I still laugh so hard at this comic. It's Dan Kim's finest.

[–]SuperWolf 9 points10 points ago

Here's a word for ya, Funny.

[–]Noobymcnoobcake 5 points6 points ago

A few months ago there was a story about how a Redditor masturbated with a ken doll, its head popped off and got stuck in her vagina. She tried to get it out only putting if further in and her dad pulled it out with pliers. Bonus karma to anyone who can find it!

[–]captainotto 1 point2 points ago

Man I hope I have a son.

[–]Turnip_Blaster 4 points5 points ago

Dang it. I always miss the good stories.

[–]ringodesu 2 points3 points ago

I love Dan Kim. Clone.Manga is genius through and through, even when you're not looking for a funny.

[–]empire_strikes_back 2 points3 points ago

There really are no words!

[–]DominizZzle 2 points3 points ago

At first I was like, "She ATE it!" then I was like, "ohhhhhh..."

[–]LieutenantKumar 2 points3 points ago

As guy who works in the ER, I can confirm that's what an xray of a vaginal or rectal foreign body looks like.

[–]gangnam_style 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how many cucumbers end up there annually.

[–]LieutenantKumar 1 point2 points ago

We don't get many cases like this, probably because most people are too embarrassed and eventually force it out. The last rectal foreign body we had was a vibrating dildo. The man drove himself to the ER and claimed he "slipped" when were getting his history. The x-ray revealed it was indeed a dildo, and you could clearly see the circuitry. Poor guy had to be admitted and have it surgically removed.

[–]gangnam_style 1 point2 points ago

Slipped my ass.

[–]LieutenantKumar 0 points1 point ago

It is possible that he was in an awkward position, lost balance, and rammed it up further than intended. But hey, we don't judge...openly.

[–]musicalatte 2 points3 points ago

Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

[–]meancommentredditor 2 points3 points ago

wtf is this? a comic for ANTS???!!

[–]Anaract 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna have to downvote because it's in /r/WTF and it's another one of those "I'll just put whatever generic title I think I will get me the most upvotes" posts. Plus, it's most likely a repost

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 2 points3 points ago

I just showed this comic to my gf and she said: "What did she do ? She ate it ?" priceless

Also: Repost.

[–]Chrishamilton2007 0 points1 point ago

So how do people imagine flying with jars of peanut butter.

[–]W1N9Zr0 1 point2 points ago

have some more clone managa wtfery

[–]Clydeicus -2 points-1 points ago

I can show you the woooorld

[–]bobusdoleus -2 points-1 points ago

Since when is /r/wtf so cute?

[–]joeingo 1 point2 points ago

This isn't WTF, this is just funny.

[–]SeisGurl9 0 points1 point ago

Love that box says "Brother" in Japanese romaji.

[–]slapdashbr 1 point2 points ago

bahhahaa

[–]macgyverftw 1 point2 points ago

I knew where that figure would end up at panel three. No special skills involved, just a random perv.

[–]talon999 0 points1 point ago

♫ Take on me, take me on! ♫

[–]SquishyWizard 0 points1 point ago

Support JAST USA's official localizations of Nitro+ games!

[–]Abswility 1 point2 points ago

There are at least four words!

[–]Sasakura 1 point2 points ago

Go read NNN or Paper Eleven if you want some actual WTF.

[–]MissMyCookie 1 point2 points ago

Well, good to know my brother's comics are getting out there, I guess...

[–]MedievalManagement 1 point2 points ago

I can think of a word.

Columns

[–]93Luke 1 point2 points ago

There are literally no words.

[–]J_Jammer -1 points0 points ago

That's figuring....

[–]Portablelephant 0 points1 point ago

I hope she at least waited for the paint to dry!

[–]rwarrwar 0 points1 point ago

whats so wrong with this? she just ate the toy. Right? Right?!

[–]IzludeTheFool 0 points1 point ago

I actually see 3 words...

[–]MrMiracle26 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious and truthful like few things I have ever seen. Chasing after an ephemeral ideal of a man leads to disappointment and butthurt.

[–]pathetic_meat_robot 0 points1 point ago

Hey, guys. Original creator, here.

Here's link to the comic viewer if you want to read more.

Here's a link one of my other comics, Nana's Everyday Life, for those who want similar humour followed by suicide-level depression.

[–]maynardftw 0 points1 point ago

It's blocked, can't see. This is why we imgur mirror things.

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

it happens...

[–]fagalisk3 -1 points0 points ago

She looks so pained when she is gonna kiss him. Like it is horrible. I guess that mirrors most Japanese porn...

[–]skeddles 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny seems more appropriate...

[–]catfaise -2 points-1 points ago

are they implying she stuffed it up her twat or her ass?

seeing as how the average vagina depth is 3-7 inches and that is accounting for increased depth in arousal. you will not get a figurine like that stuck in your pussy, EVER.

[–]AMeanCow 0 points1 point ago

You're thinking way too hard about it.

[–]gabbarS -3 points-2 points ago

Why did she eat it?

[–]Zanthar 3 points4 points ago

She was clearly hungry after those long hours of painting.

[–]Fishstx 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, this made the top of WTF twice within a week? Fuck you all and stick your respective genitals in a blender if this is what makes you question reality.

[–]annonolojic 1 point2 points ago

Taking action figure totally out of context.

[–]Lilyo 0 points1 point ago

Can't you just like.. reach in there and grab it out with tweezers or something? Or use a plunger?

[–]ChocolatePain 0 points1 point ago

Smh... this is literally so fucking old and has been posted soooo many times.

[–]parksidekilla -3 points-2 points ago

she's young and doesn't fully understand sex but once heard "i want you inside me"... so she ate him. that's what i assume.