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[–]Cornerian 43 points44 points ago

So he likes gays, it's just women he has a problem with...

[–]qnt 10 points11 points ago

that "men have to deal with women" joke is so fucking old and boring too.

[–]strobeprobe 10 points11 points ago

thank you, joke historian.

[–]Cornerian 4 points5 points ago

Daniel Tosh is a dick. He used to be kind of quirky and interesting, but he has just catered more and more to the "douchebag" demographic...

[–]dat_franco-american 56 points57 points ago

Not sure if 100th repost or 1000th repost..

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[–]JediMasterSam 14 points15 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Tosh on gays (repost from r/funny) 26coms 127pts 6mos atheism
Tosh has spoken! 173coms 676pts 6mos funny
Oh, that makes sense! 2coms 88pts 1yr atheism

source: karmadecay

[–]totoro11 0 points1 point ago

So third repost. Not bad.

[–]bostonsoxandy 7 points8 points ago

Pretty much qualifies as OC.

[–]teh_Stig 0 points1 point ago

OP's originality is, in fact, commendable.

[–]Deadly_Lust 9 points10 points ago

Sometimes reddit forgets not everyone is a veteran who has been here for at least 1 year.

[–]Itsmeagainmom 28 points29 points ago

I expected to see tosh standing atop a pile of homosexuals. Disappointed.

[–]horserockpolejock 26 points27 points ago

[–]asldkfououhe 45 points46 points ago

haha, yeah, women are fucking horrible huh.

reddit's great

[–]lazypirate1 32 points33 points ago

The level of misogynistic banter is inversely proportional to the level of grammatical correctness. Also, Tosh sucks. Have an upvote.

[–]strobeprobe -3 points-2 points ago

also great: people who tell jokes for a living

even better: jokes, an opportunity to take yourself less goddamned seriously.

[–]DoctorHeadshot 15 points16 points ago

Well, if it isn't tosh.hole

[–]urhedsonfire 3 points4 points ago

Anyone else think Tosh is a conceited jackass who doesn't deserve his own show?

Or is it just my jealousy speaking?

[–]dragonmoony 26 points27 points ago

he is stealing other people's jokes.... what a surprise..

[–]Snoosy 8 points9 points ago

So whos joke is it then?

[–]thejiujitsupanda 17 points18 points ago

Carlos Mencia's?

[–]Nottellingwho123 8 points9 points ago

Stolen Joke-ception

[–]Mezolithic 3 points4 points ago

Adam Hills has done the same joke aswell.

[–]justtosaythis11 2 points3 points ago

I've heard Greg Giraldo do it.

[–]mistermegusta69 0 points1 point ago

[–]boredinwisc 4 points5 points ago

I saw Tosh in Milwaukee recently. He was funny, but frankly i found his opening act (Kyle Kinane) much funnier. I feel like Tosh just phones it in now because of his fame.

[–]Gideon_Funk 10 points11 points ago

why do I get the feeling /r/atheism is spilling over to the rest of reddit a lot more than usual lately?

[–]TimesWasting 18 points19 points ago

I agree, but what does this post have to do with atheism?

[–]online222222 2 points3 points ago

it doesn't, but it would probably end up in /r/atheism anyway

[–]Volzear 2 points3 points ago

...you must not frequent /r/atheism. Hehe.

[–]TimesWasting 5 points6 points ago

I don't lol, I made an account just to unsub from it

[–]CompewterBlue -1 points0 points ago

So brave

[–]TimesWasting 1 point2 points ago

Damn it. Usually I'm on the other side of the So Braves.

[–]Rasulguhl -2 points-1 points ago

Brave level: Princess Merida

[–]wizrad 8 points9 points ago

Because it is.

[–]AriBBCP 6 points7 points ago

why the fuck do you care? it's a joke that some people might find funny, so it should go in the funny subreddit, right?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

As a woman person, fuck Tosh.

[–]thane_of_cawdor 3 points4 points ago

Do people actually pay to come watch this washed-up douchebag perform? I feel like if the camera turned around it would be an empty studio.

Oh, also, this wasn't funny. Sorry.

[–]Ranger_Danger 0 points1 point ago

washed up douchebag? daniel tosh has made it big. The fuck are you smoking.

[–]strobeprobe 1 point2 points ago

humor judge has ruled!

[–]thane_of_cawdor -1 points0 points ago

Okay, it wasn't funny in my opinion. Jesus christ

[–]Fortehlulz33 4 points5 points ago

the loop hole is the poop hole.

[–]NiteLite -1 points0 points ago

Oldest joke in the book ...

[–]tokerdytoke 0 points1 point ago

He is gay.

[–]remarkless[!] 19 points20 points ago

So what if he is?

[–]Deadly_Lust 2 points3 points ago

Bueno.

[–]umfk 0 points1 point ago

It's wrong btw. I clearly remeber that men were punished by having to tend fields to grow food.

[–]Coff33Bre4th 0 points1 point ago

I have seen Completely Serious. Happy Thoughts had me thinking racist shit the rest of the day.

[–]darya521 1 point2 points ago

I expected something different when I read the title....

[–]simjanes2k 0 points1 point ago

Loophole is one word.

[–]DarkStar5758 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean "Daniel Tosh On Gays"? That was on r/atheism when I last went on, which was several months ago.

[–]Copterwaffle 1 point2 points ago

Tosh's humor-base: "Women! Amirite?" "Gays! Ewwwww!" and "jokes your dad forwarded to your juno account in 1998."

[–]mrdink064 0 points1 point ago

[–]sworeiwouldntjoin -1 points0 points ago

He moved from stealing jokes others came up with to... oh yeah, stealing jokes others came up with. And in keeping with his comedic style, it's both;

  • A point that's already been beaten to death

and

  • Not that funny to begin with

That is so funny, yeah, haha, ha.... ha.

[–]RandomPerson200 -1 points0 points ago

Daniel Tosh is gay.

[–]crudolph4 0 points1 point ago

whether you like him or not, you still read that in his voice.

[–]chuhai -4 points-3 points ago

So not funny on so many levels!

[–]vyllex -2 points-1 points ago

Straight men think they have it bad with women? You may date them, have sex with them, and deal with the arguments. But who deals with their constant unending batching about their straight boyfriend? Us gays. You're let off fucking easy.

[–]OhHiItsMe -2 points-1 points ago

Does this mean that all lesbians just really hate themselves?

[–]jessicahonig -2 points-1 points ago

I don't care if this is repost but Daniel tosh is a lady boner.

[–]Trifur -5 points-4 points ago

Gays. Proof that God is real because he hates them.