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[–]Lo_lo87 20 points21 points ago

If you want to get technical about it, everyone has collar bones and hip bones... Just saying

[–]antsugi 13 points14 points ago

Someone has yet to hear about bulimia

[–]fenney 7 points8 points ago

In before SRS arrives.

[–]Charmeleon25 5 points6 points ago

Such an easy choice.

[–]kamali16 2 points3 points ago

I kind of think the hip bones are gross.

[–]BlessYourFaces 2 points3 points ago

Where the hell is the cake?

[–]ImOldGregg17 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Canker17 -1 points0 points ago

Someone should do a karma decay post.

[–]radiobaby 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Does it look like I care? 7coms 5pts 1mo funny
My kind of girl 1com -3pts 1mo funny
I seriously love this. 909coms 1377pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]chirulzuall 0 points1 point ago

Gap .^

[–]curiousshortguy 0 points1 point ago

I'm a man, I get get both :D

[–]Ent_angled -3 points-2 points ago

Collarbones, man. Hell yeah.

[–]lordrosco0826 -5 points-4 points ago

Repost!!!!!!!! So tired of this picture think of something original. just because you change the title, doesnt mean its funny.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

If you aren't a sedentary landwhale you can easily eat all of those things and look like whatever you want. I had a deskjob and didn't work out last semester, so my eating and beer habits quickly piled 15 pounds onto my gut. Took a physical job during the summer - all better. Eat what you want, then work doing manual labor. Apparently void for plumbers and roofers, though.

[–]Rtbender 0 points1 point ago

Can't we have both?

[–]DarkStar5758 -3 points-2 points ago

Back to pintrest with you!