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[–]Stranger_To_Man 269 points270 points ago

Someone who dislikes certain music because of a stigma.

[–]Cptnwalrus 123 points124 points ago

What is: internet faggot?

[–]Pyrise 80 points81 points ago

What is: OP

[–]No-one-cares 48 points49 points ago

What is: synonym.

[–]ratacat7 7 points8 points ago

Internet terminology for 200 karma Alex!

[–]DrunkbackWhale 78 points79 points ago

How did you know you hated Nickelback if you didn't know what they sounded like...?

[–]PointyStick 51 points52 points ago

Reddit told him to, that's how.

[–]TheTman -1 points0 points ago

I hated Justin Beeber's music without knowing who she was. Soooo... Yeah.

[–]DIGGYRULES 432 points433 points ago

Why can't you like Nickelback songs? Because Reddit said so?

[–]JKR93 138 points139 points ago

How You Remind Me is a good throwback Nickelback song, they're not my favorite, but they're not the worst.

[–]NextName 93 points94 points ago

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.

[–]mrpapagiorgio 83 points84 points ago

seriously though.. what the hell actually was on Joey's head?

[–]xapplin 19 points20 points ago

You don't wanna know, my friend...

[–]abcdeline 8 points9 points ago

Balls, and they were as smooth as eggs

[–]IAmNoneYa 0 points1 point ago

This Mega64 reference was not lost on me friend

[–]kocuy 9 points10 points ago

EVERYTIME I LOOK IT MAKES ME LOL

[–]CherryVanillaCoke 20 points21 points ago

No.

[–]LumpoTuna 3 points4 points ago

Look at this pornograph....

[–]Overlyattachedhubby 7 points8 points ago

Where, what porno? You don't cry porno and not deliver

[–]spencer32320 0 points1 point ago

[–]99TA -1 points0 points ago

[–]KiXpiX 0 points1 point ago

parody, not cover.

[–]emoness88 -2 points-1 points ago

MY HAIR LOOKS JUST LIKE RAMEN

[–]weside73 2 points3 points ago

A lot of that album was great. After that, not so much. In my opinion at least.

[–]simjanes2k 2 points3 points ago

Man, I came into this thread to say, "Hey, what if they don't totally suck?"

And then you pointed out their shittiest song as an example of them not sucking. C'mon, man.

[–]Chrono68 105 points106 points ago

This. It's a stupid bias. "Oh Reddit says I can't like Nickelback so I will go around spouting and believing things others gave me an opinion for." Then they actually hear one of the songs, unknowingly think for themselves, and like it. Then they're torn between fitting in with the internet or having their own fucking opinion.

[–]mogifax 24 points25 points ago

Nickelback's 'Saving Me' is great, and the video is even better. Try clicking on some 'like's and then finding out you've just basically made a mixtape of modern Christian rock. 'You Decide' by Fireflight, 'Manic' by Plumb, etc. There were some bright non-Christian spots, too -- Halestorm and Tat. Oh, I normally listen to death metal.

[–]Black_Ice416166 8 points9 points ago

I agree. This stupid bias against Nickelback really grinds my gears. I went to one of their concerts in St.Louis and it was pretty damn good.

[–]OregonGreen242 4 points5 points ago

I too have been to a Nickelback concert. They put on a great show. I get so annoyed seeing all these posts hating on them.

[–]almeertm87 0 points1 point ago

314 Fuck Yeahh! But yes I agree, good show!

[–]sarnoth 8 points9 points ago

Halestorm was one of my favorite discoveries on Pandora.

[–]mogifax -1 points0 points ago

Lzzy Hale sure has got pipes. Now they just need to find a decent songwriter.

[–]Spacegost 2 points3 points ago

Luxury, Morella's Forest, and Starflyer 59 were all good Christian bands too.

[–]Fiveby5 3 points4 points ago

Fireflight is pretty awesome. As is Plumb. I highly recommend Flyleaf as well.

[–]branax2000 2 points3 points ago

Thank god popular opinion isn't impacted by other forms of media like Fox News or MSNBC or ...

[–]xapplin -1 points0 points ago

People in r/athiesm say they don't like taking other people's opinion and there's this Nickelback thing, where "I don't like the band because Reddit doesn't either." Hypocrisy at it's finest.

[–]suupermorgann 1 point2 points ago

Honestly I don't like nickelback because I think their sound is just awful. I've heard a song and disliked it even before I knew it was them . Not to sound hipster or anything but I hated nickelback before it was cool to hate nickelback..

[–]Mr_Showtime 56 points57 points ago

Nickelback is not even that bad. They're certainly not the best band ever, but they are far from bad.

These circlejerks piss me off. This and the Nick Cage one is getting really fucking old and retarded.

[–]AllisonBlake 30 points31 points ago

I like Nick Cage. I never understood why others didn't.

[–]PurpleSfinx 19 points20 points ago

Kick-Ass wouldn't have been the same without him.

[–]abcdeline 10 points11 points ago

I loved learning that the Adam West spin he put on the character was something he just decided to do one day.

The crew reaction at first was something like "WTF" then they all started to love it.

I think maybe Cage just doesn't belong in movies where he is supposed to act "real" and suits slightly more eccentric movies.

[–]Mr_Showtime 6 points7 points ago

He has some moments where the acting is really silly. Some would say it's good (for the given script) and other would say it's bad. Somehow a circlejerk formed around it being bad, and reddit took off with it. I like him as well. Just like Nickelback, he's certainly not the best, but he's even further from being one of the worst.

[–]AllisonBlake 7 points8 points ago

You know, I've watched so many Sci-Fi channel original movies, and well as many b-rated movies. I don't think I can even spot bad acting anymore. It's all the same to me.

[–]kwassa1 3 points4 points ago

He's a shitty actor sometimes, but that's only because he is a great actor. He just tempers his acting to the quality of the movie. Look at his roles in Raising Arizona and Bad Lieutenant- he was spot on. That was because they were great movies, and he played them so. The reason he was so shitty in, say, Season of the Witch, was because it was a terrible movie.

[–]AllisonBlake 0 points1 point ago

That's true. You definitely have a point there. Season of the witch was a very terrible movie. I couldn't even finish it.

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel 0 points1 point ago

Is there a problem with being good in a bad movie? With maybe trying to set high standards? What would have happened if he had been good in Season (not that I've seen it)? I don't really understand, is all.

[–]monalisafrank 4 points5 points ago

Actor opinion: he acts emotions rather than intentions and objectives. It comes off as bizarre and unrealistic.

[–]lordkabab 3 points4 points ago

And that's why I love him.

[–]spencer32320 0 points1 point ago

You might like /r/onetruegod

[–]fagalisk3 2 points3 points ago

His voice is emotionless and droning. It sounds awful in literally any role. And his facial expressions are always the same - weird, pursed, emotionless.

[–]KiXpiX 1 point2 points ago

There are many actors that have a certain way to be, but you are not hating on them. Take Jim Carry for example, I love him because he is funny, but he is always the same character more or less. And that Rebecca Black thing, come on! All the hate she received is just lame. She did a song that sound just like many other teenage songs, but when the internet decided to hate her, almost everyone kept with it and starting making threats because in their head they hated her because everyone else did. It's sad really.

[–]done_lurking 3 points4 points ago

I actually disliked them prior to becoming a redditor, but that's just because I don't like his voice. So...scratchy.

[–]Zexis 13 points14 points ago

Yup. Although I personally think Nickleback sucks big monkey balls and have felt this way long before I knew others shared the sentiment, if you like the music, so be it. Don't be a follower for the sake of following.

[–]Gyrant 3 points4 points ago

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

[–]fido5150 2 points3 points ago

Does that have anything at all to do with what you replied to? Is Nickelback now a freedom of speech issue?

Edit: ok. Whoosh on me. It was a joke.

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 3 points4 points ago

I hate that I can't even have a free mind on here. Not just voicing my opinion, but I can't form my own opinions. I try not to listen, but it gets to you. You notice the flaws. Flaws that you don't even care about you now care for. Things are really ruined for me.

[–]GandTforme 0 points1 point ago

If someone is pointing out flaws to you that you didn't consciously notice before, are they really "ruining" it for you? Those same flaws probably entered your subconscious, anyway. It's the difference between saying something "doesn't feel right" and knowing WHY it's "not right."

[–]mang87 2 points3 points ago

I hate Nickelback. I hate them, but I also love them. Because some of their songs bring me back to my angsty teenage years and when I first heard them. The same goes for so many other bands, like Staind or Linkin Park. I'm not some huge fan, but I still have a place in my heart for some of their music, because they are a part of my adolescence.

[–]notsurewhatiam 5 points6 points ago

I can't game on consoles because r/gaming doesn't like it.

I can't be a Christian because r/atheism is intolerant about other people's beliefs.

I can't have an opinion against Obama because r/politics will downvote me.

I can't speak out against weed because r/trees thinks it's a miracle drug with no harmful effects whatsoever.

ITR, be part of the hive mind and go with the circlejerk for maximum karma.

[–]3019605275 0 points1 point ago

hate is contagious.

take it from me, i hate everthing

[–]ayures 0 points1 point ago

ITT, people are so nonconformist that they don't conform with the other nonconformists.

[–]ThisIsDK 40 points41 points ago

This is what happens when you hate a band because other people told you to, not because you actually listened to their music and disliked it.

[–]zeebooraffe 15 points16 points ago

If you enjoy it who the fuck cares? Also that is a beautiful dog.

[–]SoHurDurLulz 93 points94 points ago

I never got this hate for Nickelback... Can someone fill me in?

[–]quipsy 14 points15 points ago

They're just a successful rock band. Pretty conservative, inoffensive rock music. Conservative as in they don't take risks musically, not that they're going to vote for Romney, I know nothing about their politics.

It's just part of the Zeitgeist that Nickelback is bad.

It's sort of like when your ex starts dating someone more successful but less interesting than you. You hate him, but mostly you just hate the idea of him. You wouldn't even have an opinion about him if he wasn't dating your ex.

[–]kinneroth 2 points3 points ago

Your opinion will likely be unpopular, despite the fact it makes the most sense. Have my vote. You've earned it by being normal. Normal is good.

[–]Drando_HS 0 points1 point ago

But what is normal?

[–]Drando_HS 2 points3 points ago

They're defenitly not voting for Romney: no Romney in Canada.

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl 9 points10 points ago

I find that they're okay sometimes. Not the best, not the worst. I can dig it.

[–]Cptnwalrus 27 points28 points ago

Certain comedians, popular people have voiced their (sometimes satiracle) opinion on Nickleback through twitter, facebook ect. So in classic internet tradition, they beat the joke to a bloody pulp within days. Now the joke is so destroyed, people actually think that everyone legitimately hates Nickelback.

It's basically like the Chuck Norris situation.

[–]chewp911 7 points8 points ago

Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes.

[–]GatewayToHell 113 points114 points ago

Fat neckbeards are jealous of a fairly successful band.

[–]Headchopperz 15 points16 points ago

AFAIK its because of how the american radios keep playing it all the time. but im not american so i dont know...

[–]HaV0C 4 points5 points ago

This is the correct answer or at least it is for me. I can't say I hate them I just don't for that type of music anyway, so take that with a grain of salt I suppose.

[–]notbookies 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't really make sense since the same people worship led zepplin/radiohead.

[–]Freeeeeman -2 points-1 points ago

Hardly! While, yes, Reddit is comprised mainly of fat neckbeards, it's because they're obscenely popular while being incredibly formulaic and essentially playing the same exact song over several albums.

[–]GatewayToHell 7 points8 points ago

They have a target audience that they're playing for. A lot of bands do the same shit Nickelback does, Nickelback was just chosen to be the face of it.

[–]caboose4321 5 points6 points ago

1% of the hater population hates it because they don't actually like the music.

99% of the hater population hate it because they think it's popular to hate it and probably wouldn't recognize a nickelback song if it came on, like the OP.

[–]GandTforme -1 points0 points ago

I am the 1%.

[–]WhiskeyOnASunday93 4 points5 points ago

People want to come off as having good taste.
But because they're assholes, they try to define themselves through what they hate instead of what the enjoy.
If hate is your main tool for shaping your self image, we have a title for that, "pretentious snooty faggot"

Nickelback became the Bandwagon of hate that uninteresting people with unoriginal ideas became really vocal about.

[–]standawffish 3 points4 points ago

This is a spot on explanation as to why people hate Nickelback from /r/ExplainLikeImFive. I have always thought they were uninteresting and mediocre, but the music isn't necessarily terrible as the internet hivemind would tell you.

[–]unodoscase 2 points3 points ago

I personally just genuinely don't enjoy Nickelback. I don't get the huge stigma though. I actually recall my opinion of them being fairly unpopular for a long time.

[–]SolairesApprentice 1 point2 points ago

I made a post about this on my other account. Got downvoted because people thought I was joking. Why the fuck are you taken seriously here? Reddit, I'll never know.

[–]SlitherySloth 1 point2 points ago

The singer needs to clear his goddam voice before he sings.

[–]Kalean 2 points3 points ago

Noone linked to this yet, I'm disappointed. Best listened to with headphones for effect - two nickelback songs from different albums each playing in a different ear channel.

Basically, their music is formulaic, so their music starts to blend into itself, and noone really knows what song they're listening to anymore.

[–]Space_Ninja 3 points4 points ago

[–]Kalean 3 points4 points ago

The irony that there aren't any Nickelback songs in there is killing me ;.;

[–]HaV0C 1 point2 points ago

Someone did this to a couple of Dragonforce songs a while ago and there was a part where the vocalist even sung the same phrase at the same time in each separate song.

[–]GandTforme 0 points1 point ago

This. When these first songs came out, they were bland and boring. It's now ten years later, and they've evolved very little.

Compare that to ten years of The Beatles. There's a reason The Beatles are the greatest rock group in history. They evolved.

[–]21stCenturyGentleman -2 points-1 points ago

They aren't the worst band, but their popularity to quality ration brings on a lot of hate.

[–]zuka_zanamee 16 points17 points ago

Nickel back has a lot of good songs, Burn it to the ground, Animals, Someday, the list goes on.

[–]mokadude1 8 points9 points ago

burn it to the ground is a bad ass song. Makes me want to get drunk and fight people

[–]addictedhiker 4 points5 points ago

Burn it to the ground is a great song to blare while driving down the freeway.

[–]ElCaz 1 point2 points ago

"Too Bad", and their cover of "Saturday Night" is awesome.

[–]_SquirtsMacIntosh 6 points7 points ago

Contrary to popular belief, there are people who actually have their own opinions. Though opinions are rarely tolerated on reddit, some people actually do hate nickelback because they truly do not enjoy their music, not just to jump on the reddit bandwagon.

[–]treycook 3 points4 points ago

Yeah but the anti-Nickleback circlejerk is second only to the anti-Redditor circlejerk.

[–]jacls0608 38 points39 points ago

How I feel about nickleback aside, I feel like the frontman has a pretty distinct voice and the band has a distinct sound.. So maybe you just like nickleback? No biggie man, enjoy what you enjoy.

[–]Gillbreather 111 points112 points ago

NICKELBACK JUST ISN'T THAT BAD. Take that, Reddit, and downvotes bedamned.

[–]JHallComicsJHallComics 53 points54 points ago

Nickelback really isn't that bad. It's non-offensive, middle of the road rock. I hate way more reddit approved bands than Nickelback.

[–]Volzear 12 points13 points ago

That is a pretty solid description. I can understand the complaints that most of their music sounds the same...but I like that sound so I find it enjoyable.

[–]MTGandP 6 points7 points ago

I'll say it. Nickelback is better than most bands of equal or greater popularity.

[–]mrpapagiorgio 7 points8 points ago

you probably wouldn't have gotten as many downvotes if you hadn't added the last part about the downvotes.

[–]Catalyst6 -3 points-2 points ago

Honestly I would probably downvote Jesus if he forgave everyone on reddit and announced HL3 and I would downvote with that kind of afternote

[–]Mr_Showtime 2 points3 points ago

I've found that the comments in posts like these tend to be a lot more reasonable. Those who like to hop into the Nickelback hate circlejerk (and any circlejerk for that matter) just give the post and upvote and are on their way. Then the reasonable people come into the comments and reply like you did here.

[–]Seahalln 12 points13 points ago

Ya I never understood this dislike for Nickelback. They have been making music for quite a while now and there still goin' so they've gotta be doing something right.

[–]Gyrant 5 points6 points ago

I think it's gotten to the point where they all roll around with up-to-date bank statements in their back pockets. That way, when some schmuck is like "NICKELBACK SUCKS" as soon as he recognizes them, instead of punching the guy out like they used to, they just whip out their bank statement and go "hmmm....I just don't think that adds up."

[–]SethJew 11 points12 points ago

Nickelback is the best worst band of all time. They write catchy songs, (mostly songs that can easily pick up girls) and have a good time. They can but on a hell of a show as well, saw them with Seether a while back. There is faaaaar worse music out there than Nickelback.

[–]raikalos4 18 points19 points ago

Once reddit finds out I liked a song from Nickelback... They might break up with me....

[–]phanfare 4 points5 points ago

pssst....you're allowed to like stuff that other people don't like >.>

[–]zakkray 11 points12 points ago

Was it a song off of Silver side up? That was a good album imo.

[–]MLein97 2 points3 points ago

It's normally Curb that get's me.

[–]mattv1 2 points3 points ago

I think everything up through The Long Road is pretty damn good, then they started sliding a bit.

[–]ireadanddontpost 1 point2 points ago

This is where I post a long rant about how posts such as this one are the consequence of a culture that teaches its people to define their sense of self by their fucking brand preferences.

But I won't write that rant, not today.

[–]SystematicDemon 3 points4 points ago

I don't see the hate for this band...apparently we're not allowed an opinion any more.

[–]vampiremonkeykiller 1 point2 points ago

NEVER AGAIN!

[–]Captain_Aizen 3 points4 points ago

Nickelback, the group Reddit hates because it's cool to hate them and for no other logical reason. Good job newfags.

[–]Legit_GFX 6 points7 points ago

Everyone is getting karma for defending nickleback? "I love nickleback... and stuff..."

[–]Mydaddysgotagun 4 points5 points ago

I like Nickleback, and I've never quite understood what gave them such a bad reputation. Can someone fill me in?

[–]mrpapagiorgio 4 points5 points ago

there is legitimately no actual reason for the massive amount of hate, besides the fact that kids on the internet think it's cool to hate them.

the people that ACTUALLY disliked them before the internet craze, either dislike them because they think all their songs sound the same, they can't stand the lead singer, or they just don't like bands that conform to radio standards to become more famous and make more money.

[–]Zomonada 7 points8 points ago

ITT Anti-anti-nickleback circlejerk.

The metaist.

[–]wilk 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, any time anyone honestly wants to insult Nickelback, these heroes swoop in and congratulate each other for not being in a circlejerk.

[–]el__duderino 0 points1 point ago

So, people with agreeing opinions are circle jerkers. Right.

[–]basherrr 6 points7 points ago

You are a dog.

[–]Suddenly_Something 2 points3 points ago

Wait so can you not like the song anymore or... What am I missing?

[–]NLHAZE 2 points3 points ago

Awe! It means you're becoming an individual and you don't let the internet or some silly group of strangers tell you, "you don't like something." Good for you! Now you can stop being a sheep in every other aspect of your life.

[–]klcna 2 points3 points ago

I don't get the intense dislike for Nickelback. I had a similar conversation about the whole 'YOLO' thing with some of my friends today. I've personally never said YOLO but I don't find it that stupid or annoying, yet everyone shits themselves when it's said or mentioned. Maybe I just don't get mad that easy but I don't understand these trivial intense hatreds.

[–]thelittlewhitebird 1 point2 points ago

itt reddit shows how unbelievably bipolar/willing to flip flop on a matter it is. Day in/Day out

[–]Krieggman 1 point2 points ago

Wow, this just turned into a Nickelback circle jerk real quick.

[–]codesign 2 points3 points ago

Wait you liked a nickelback song and then you came to reddit to make us look at these photographs? In an attempt to make us laugh ....

I know who you are. Chad Kroeger.

[–]melookielookie 1 point2 points ago

Deep down inside we all like Nickleback. Some are just deeper than others.

[–]Dirge37 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only person who likes them? Wouldn't go to their show or buy their album but Ive liked them for a while

[–]cupofworms 1 point2 points ago

That shit makes me, bat shit crazy! Thats the song right? I felt the same way.

[–]Sharzona -1 points0 points ago

Their first few albums are pretty good, it's just their later stuff that gets bad imho.

[–]hellibelli 1 point2 points ago

Which song would that be?

[–]crazyjimmy 0 points1 point ago

You judged it without your preconceptions about whether it was any good. See how that works?

[–]mook234 -1 points0 points ago

ommmmmnomnom ... ommmnomnom... the voice of zen taco bhut jaloko has arriven .... thus I merrily pronounce with all that is holy taco. like what you like...hate what you hate you cannot p,ease everyone so pleasure yourself.

[–]Quenn -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha, I like how hating nickelback is a fad.

[–]isobane 0 points1 point ago

Same thing happened to me with a Mandy Moore song.

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

You're a Nickelback fan. Nothing especially wrong with that, as long as you keep yourself quarantined as you listen.

[–]BBanner 0 points1 point ago

I hate them because they're not something I enjoy. Actually, I don't really hate them, but they're not musician friendly. If you're a musician, you probably won't like them, in my experience.

[–]PoisonRhinos 0 points1 point ago

And this is how you remind me of what I really am!!!!

[–]sjbarbi 0 points1 point ago

I've done the same. This is how I felt.

[–]Blueriver27 0 points1 point ago

I used to like his music. But now I cannot stand it, don't know why though

[–]Alec64 0 points1 point ago

I can't stand the song "Far Away" because I was dating a girl that I met through my stepbrother, he had that song set as her ringtone. We broke up and now, nearly a week later, he is sleeping with her.

[–]Democrateyes 0 points1 point ago

The old "Man in the Mirror" syndrome eh?

[–]bathtubtim 0 points1 point ago

At least now you know you're gay...positives!

[–]nonameworks 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone find a cached Reddit page from before the Digg migration that shows Reddit dislikes Nickelback? I bet it is just Diggers on Reddit that dislike Nickelback.

[–]professor_murder 0 points1 point ago

I'm having a real hard time figuring out if everyone in this thread is trolling hard, or if I've accidentally entered the twilight zone...

[–]mightyneonfraa 1 point2 points ago

You dare enjoy a song by a band that all the cool Internet kids bash? You twisted, sick fuck.

No, but seriously, grow up and get your own opinions already.

[–]s34nsm411 0 points1 point ago

I know right?!?! Who would have thought experienced songwriters and musicians could work together in top studios and make good music?

[–]Jacosion 0 points1 point ago

So? I'll listen to Justin Beiber if he ever comes out with one that I like. Why does it matter who sang it if you like it?

[–]Wuzzie 0 points1 point ago

No one even mentioned karma whoring yet? Dear chippie-o. Stop breathing. That is all.

[–]yrogerg123 0 points1 point ago

You know you're allowed to like things that the hivemind doesn't want you to, right?

[–]DW_the_Destroyer 0 points1 point ago

Get over yourself OP. You liking a band doesn't mean you lose street cred in real life.

[–]sir-potato-head 0 points1 point ago

i think this is how colby looks

[–]Samyr 1 point2 points ago

There's nothing worse than people who have strong opinions about music but can't back them up with reasons.

I can tell you why I don't like Nickelback. I don't like Nickelback because their lyrics are mostly the party-hearty Mötley Crüe-type of crude sexual innuendo. They're a modern day glam band.

Chad Kroeger has also got himself into the business of writing hit singles for other similar bands with very similar lyrical content (Theory of a Deadman, My Darkest Days) that have flooded rock stations recently.

There is nothing inherently wrong with any of this. The musical part of it is fairly inoffensive modern rock.

There's also nothing wrong with saying that I think Nickelback was better before every radio single had the lyrical inspiration of "I like your pants around your feet."

I think Silver Side Up is a solid, catchy album and The State was a decent piece of 90s grungy rock.

But please, carry on. Literally Hitler, etc.

TLDR: Nickelback post-2001 has shitty lyrics.

[–]Oni-Warlord 0 points1 point ago

But is it as bad as finding out that you like Justin Bieber?

[–]Odd666future 0 points1 point ago

You can see what song it is and who it was by before you like it..

[–]konohasaiyajin 0 points1 point ago

This picture also applies to when you took the Bing It On challenge and chose Bing over Google.

[–]realyfckingsarcastic 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if you like Nickelback or not, but really, you couldn't discern his voice? He has quite a unique sound.

[–]lonesomespoon68 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Take that hater!

[–]necrambo 0 points1 point ago

That's the kind of dirty that doesn't wash off.

[–]loganemar -1 points0 points ago

How could you not tell that it was Nickelback? I you've heard one Nickelback song, you've heard 'em all!

[–]Spaceman7Spiff 0 points1 point ago

Yep, OP is just another sheep in the herd. It's true that Nickelback hasn't released a good song in many years but there was a time that they did have good stuff (Seriously listen to Leader of Men. It's good)

[–]noideaman 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this picture I become quite melancholy; poor Sparky still hasn't passed the mirror test.

[–]serg_yeooo 0 points1 point ago

Never in my life did i think i would laugh so hard to a picture of a dog looking at himself in the mirror. Or did i...

[–]brocfrompokemon 0 points1 point ago

I honestly like some nickelback songs.

[–]taurus45 0 points1 point ago

I like how people cant think for themselves, because people they have never met before, said you cant like what you like...

[–]evilbananaman -1 points0 points ago

FUCK LE EA TOO!! ##GABEN FOR PREZ!1one! #################KONY 2012 -Only 90's kids will get this comment

[–]VitruvianMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Was it that one with the lyric,

"Then we'd see the day when nobody died."?

Because I like that song.

[–]SandNinjuh 0 points1 point ago

I love this meme.

[–]whileyouwereliving 0 points1 point ago

So you acted on your own opinion and how hate yourself, because your opinion doesn't match with how you are supposed to think? This is very mature and sovereign.

[–]alrightalready 0 points1 point ago

I'm so proud of this thread.

[–]nomis_nehc 0 points1 point ago

That just means you're a hater.

[–]fraudisokay 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck I see this post like every three months with the exact same title. It has got to the point where I don't even know if I've actually seen this anymore. I'm questioning whether it's just happened before, or if it's happening for the first time and I think I've seen it before.

I don't know what it is about this post.

[–]Teretz_Commando 0 points1 point ago

Nickleback is not a bad band!

[–]Mylemons 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why reddit hates nickleback in the first place, they aren't that bad.

[–]thisperson123 1 point2 points ago

They have a couple good songs, I can admit this.

[–]El_Captain_Pugwash 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kittycutie412 1 point2 points ago

I like Nickelback and I don't see what"s wrong with them.

[–]WhiskeyOnASunday93 1 point2 points ago

I like they're song Rockstar

The lyrics are humorous, fuck the haters.

[–]Treehugger17 -5 points-4 points ago

Just look up its music video. Nickelback's music is mediocre; their videos are pure shit.

[–]mrpapagiorgio 2 points3 points ago

"Someday" was a pretty good video, with a nice little sad twist at the end.

[–]Treehugger17 0 points1 point ago

I guess I gave up after watching "trying not to love you"

[–]ForsakkenMerc -2 points-1 points ago

i dont understand why people do hate nickleback.

[–]handsomemike -1 points0 points ago

If you can't tell the difference between a song and Nickelback, there's definitely a problem.

[–]TheDobligator -5 points-4 points ago

Oh no! You like something the internet doesn't? You poor thing. Here, have a fuck... Oh my! It seems I've run out of fucks to give.

[–]SevenfoldAvenger -2 points-1 points ago

so... why is nickelback bad? OHHH are u a rap person?

[–]toot_toots -2 points-1 points ago

[le] I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE! LOL! ha ha REDDIT!!

[–]robrs5 -2 points-1 points ago

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

[–]bringurown6pack -2 points-1 points ago

Nickleback is kind of like McDonalds. I don't know a single person who really likes them, but they seem to be doing alright.

[–]brick124 -2 points-1 points ago

Well, reddit... I LIKE NICKELBACK.

[–]Cseal 0 points1 point ago

Like you i'll go enjoy their music have a good one.