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[–]LeazZ 51 points52 points ago

Every time I see the orangered envelope, I think to myself "what stupid shit did I say this time."

I'm gonna regret this comment.

[–]Phortuna 30 points31 points ago

You're a beautiful person.

[–]LeazZ 5 points6 points ago

Not gonna lie, this one made my day.

[–]SolarGoat 36 points37 points ago

kill yourself.

[–]LeazZ 21 points22 points ago

God dammit...

[–]UnitedStatesGov 7 points8 points ago

Kill yourself.

[–]LeazZ 6 points7 points ago

Stop that...

[–]Todd_the_Wraith 5 points6 points ago

Kill yourself

[–]LeazZ 6 points7 points ago

Seriously, cut that out.

[–]gaspah 2 points3 points ago

kill yourself.

[–]OgGorrilaKing -2 points-1 points ago

No, you kill yourself.

[–]LilTrins -3 points-2 points ago

Kill the Phonies.

[–]TaquitoTots 10 points11 points ago

I love you

[–]Rellapardy 3 points4 points ago

I always post a comment when I've just woken up, when I check Reddit at work I always think, what the fuck was I thinking?

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 5 points6 points ago

You're next.

[–]LeazZ 2 points3 points ago

But I don't wanna fist your grandma...

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 5 points6 points ago

That's not what i...well...huh..

[–]AbigailRoseHayward 3 points4 points ago

Go away, I hate you.

Just kidding, we're cool.

[–]LeazZ 2 points3 points ago

Oh, thank God! I thought you were really mad at me for a minute there.

[–]TwoLegsJoe 1 point2 points ago

You are a very handsome man.

[–]Lunights 0 points1 point ago

Really? Every now and then I get that, but it's usually "what stupid shit do they have to say this time"

[–]racistcow22 271 points272 points ago

kill yourself

[–]Fonzie8819 63 points64 points ago

Chill yourself.

[–]Their_Police 48 points49 points ago

Check yourself.

[–]Spendiggity 44 points45 points ago

Wreck yourself.

[–]RedTheDraken 30 points31 points ago

Suck yourself.

[–]FrankenFresh 31 points32 points ago

Be yourself

[–]SilversunPickups 52 points53 points ago

TREAT YO' SELF!

[–]AgentRG 19 points20 points ago

Respect yourself.

[–]Veo_x 27 points28 points ago

Erect yourself.

[–]PastorOfMuppets94 5 points6 points ago

Protect yourself.

[–]Fonzie8819 0 points1 point ago

Maybe this.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

Do it, do it.

[–]hawksterdh -2 points-1 points ago

Express yourself.

[–]Fonzie8819 1 point2 points ago

I did not sign up for this.

[–]hawksterdh -1 points0 points ago

Fuck yo self.

[–]plazmamuffin 5 points6 points ago

Fill yourself

[–]DancingWithKafka 16 points17 points ago

I must say I'm enjoying your work so far, but I don't really see much progression for this novelty account.

I'm going to put you down as a 7/10.

[–]Chazzey_dude 2 points3 points ago

I can see your future. It's full of dreams, magic and sexy librarians. Keep going strong, son.

[–]Fonzie8819 1 point2 points ago

Ya man. I'll hit the juke box to that.

[–]thejiujitsupanda 18 points19 points ago

The same top comment, from the last time this was reposted... again.

[–]Jonny_Watts 14 points15 points ago

kill yourself

[–]FaithSkirata 13 points14 points ago

kill yourself

[–]Ball_to_Groin -3 points-2 points ago

Kill Yosef

[–]brohouzer 6 points7 points ago

Ah, the same top comment that was made the last two times this was reposted. Well done.

[–]Superslammer 3 points4 points ago

R/epost

[–]VengefulOctopus 1 point2 points ago

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[–]Superslammer -2 points-1 points ago

MUAHAHAHAHA, i will rule ALL THE THREADS!

[–]plazmamuffin -3 points-2 points ago

Bill yourself

[–]kendrahwithanh 5 points6 points ago

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 0 points1 point ago

The weird thing is, just one second before I saw your comment, I was going through words that rhyme with kill in my mind and...well, I guess it's just another incidence of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

[–]vpersieismyman1234 -1 points0 points ago

came into this hoping the top comment was kill yourself. was not disappointed.

[–]Pyrarson -5 points-4 points ago

Kill yourshelf.

[–]TheDemonLord -2 points-1 points ago

*yourself

[–]Pyrarson 0 points1 point ago

It was a joke about killing a shelf.

[–]Octopuscabbage -2 points-1 points ago

*you'reself

[–]one_salty_cracka 137 points138 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Why I hate posting on Reddit. 237coms 1076pts 2mos funny
A Letter! 5coms 6pts 1mo funny
... damnit, Reddit 1com 12pts 2mos funny
We got a letter! (repost from Facebook) 0coms -7pts 21dys funny
:o 22coms 246pts 2mos fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why I hate checking orangereds 16coms 196pts 3mos funny
Why I hate checking orangereds 733coms 2041pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Tittiez 45 points46 points ago

kill yourself

[–]xlDoggoDlx 5 points6 points ago

Thank you oh wise one!

[–]5h1tface 80 points81 points ago

Edit: Why I Hate Reposting to Reddit.

[–]filmfiend999 4 points5 points ago

Also, I can't recall ever seeing that response after posting.

[–]swimmingmunky 2 points3 points ago

Kill yourself.

[–]happlepaff 11 points12 points ago

That guy went from hosting Blue's clues to being a rock guitarist.

How does that even happen.

[–]Ravenhaft 17 points18 points ago

I would imagine it starts by buying a guitar and getting lots of practice.

[–]aldude3 5 points6 points ago

I hate that deleted guy, he is everywhere.

[–]thissiteisalright 46 points47 points ago

Oh look... This picture again...

[–]starlinguk 3 points4 points ago

Oh look, someone whining about reposts again.

[–]iriegypsy 0 points1 point ago

Take a swan dive into your toilet.

[–]sodium_azide 6 points7 points ago

kill yourself

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 14 points15 points ago

I almost choked on a sunflower seed from laughing so hard. Almost..

[–]NinjaToitles 40 points41 points ago

you could say you almost... killed yourself

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 4 points5 points ago

I've always wanted a homicide ticket to frame.

[–]terminal_velocity 4 points5 points ago

I laughed harder at this than anything in the last few days!

[–]spangg 5 points6 points ago

[–]therealprotonk 1 point2 points ago

How did a russian dude saying "no" to Vodka get turned into that?

[–]Emmanuell89 3 points4 points ago

the more you hang out on reddit the more reposts you see

[–]LastBearBender 0 points1 point ago

[–]Thorrn 4 points5 points ago

Oh well, i bet you are going to get a few of these now xD

[–]fawker 4 points5 points ago

Every time I see this guy, I realize I was an adult while some of you folks were still drinking from sippy cups. damn...

[–]Lordscoot 3 points4 points ago

There is no way a person who has watched blues clues, and has been on Reddit can not laugh at this.

[–]JustHereToDerp 0 points1 point ago

Because it hasn't been reposted before.

[–]Throwawaychica 2 points3 points ago

Well obviously you didn't listen to his advice!

[–]kerdon 1 point2 points ago

Wow. How did I remember the tune to that after all these years?

[–]Kealper -1 points0 points ago

This link was purple without me even clicking it... Come on OP, you could have at least re-uploaded it before reposting...

[–]pokeylope 1 point2 points ago

yep pretty much

i just got a bunch of messages from a dude who thinks that crying / being embarrassed / shocked / surprised is something you choose to do, and have every bit of control over

so that's definitely... you know ... a thing on the internet that is happening. hehe, internet. oh you!

[–]Pyrarson 1 point2 points ago

I always feel a heavy rush of fear every time I get mail. I don't think Reddit really likes me.

[–]daskrout 1 point2 points ago

RED ENVELOPE

FUCK ME, RIGHT?

[–]learntofart 0 points1 point ago

[–]rasta_lion -1 points0 points ago

[–]Shmemolovskii 0 points1 point ago

Didnt that guy from blues clues actually kill himself? Is that part of the joke? Am I doing it right?

[–]Lupawolf 0 points1 point ago

Really? I hadn't heard anything about that

[–]Samuelgin -2 points-1 points ago

this is so much a repost, I haven't been on Reddit for about 36 hours and it was already purple. same imgur link as the original post?

[–]MissRepresentation 0 points1 point ago

On the real though, this was seriously hilarious.

[–]TheDespondentZombie 1 point2 points ago

He was a mighty little man.

[–]JunahCg 0 points1 point ago

Story of my life.

[–]GamerKiwi -1 points0 points ago

your and idiot kill you'reselve

[–]ilikebunnies1 -2 points-1 points ago

This repost makes me want to kill myself

[–]awwende 0 points1 point ago

You know he didn't really kill himself right?

[–]saxyflutolo 1 point2 points ago

Thank you so much, I've been looking for this since my brother showed me. :)

[–]FeTiO3 -1 points0 points ago

kill yourfedfs

[–]CaptainOblivious41 1 point2 points ago

So when I first loaded this, it said "Reddit is unable to load." And I was like, That's genius!" But I reloaded it just in case, and I laughed again.

[–]motoguy 1 point2 points ago

Repost, but I still laughed. Fine with me

[–]Lupawolf 0 points1 point ago

You gif makes it seem like you're the one who sent the "kill yourself" message

[–]ihateredd1t 0 points1 point ago

It's a repost anyways so...

[–]Lupawolf -1 points0 points ago

Why do people need to bitch if it's a repost? If it bugs you that much, just down vote. If it is a repost from a week or two ago, then let OP know. But why do we need 50+ people typing "repost" EVERYTHING on the Internet is a repost. Unless someone dares to be original, then it's blasted immediately and never survives the new section. There are people who laugh. Who like seeing a funny repost every once in awhile. Give it up.

[–]HitTheLIGHTS21 0 points1 point ago

Let's all post about how much we hate posting to reddit, by posting to reddit!

[–]Forty_Cakes 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see a Reddit notification on my phone, I exclaim, "Ooh! Someone hates me again! Let's see why..."

[–]judith_lies 0 points1 point ago

am i the only person that has been reading randomly posting for 3-4 years and never checked karma.

i don't get it.

[–]etzte -1 points0 points ago

kill yourself

[–]StickyBunz1 -2 points-1 points ago

Kill yourself

title comnts points age /r/
Why I hate posting on Reddit. 237coms 1076pts 2mos funny
A Letter! 5coms 6pts 1mo funny
... damnit, Reddit 1com 12pts 2mos funny
We got a letter! (repost from Facebook) 0coms -7pts 21dys funny
:o 22coms 246pts 2mos fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why I hate checking orangereds 16coms 196pts 3mos funny
Why I hate checking orangereds 733coms 2041pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]BlackDeath3 5 points6 points ago

Dude, I think this is a repost.

[–]Vault92FTW -2 points-1 points ago

Re-post.....Kill yourself, OP

[–]therealjerrystaute 1 point2 points ago

This may be the perfect reddit post.

[–]cookin_breakfast -2 points-1 points ago

kill yourself

[–]ghostinseashell -2 points-1 points ago

kill yourself

[–]themauwinator -5 points-4 points ago

kill yourself

[–]mistermegusta69 -3 points-2 points ago

kill yourself

[–]dirtynate66666666666 -2 points-1 points ago

What the fuck is going on that makes someone post this in the first place?

[–]klanus 0 points1 point ago

I love blues clues

[–]bobrob48 -1 points0 points ago

My repost senses are tingling!

[–]curious_skeptic 0 points1 point ago

That orange makes me nervous every time as well. And half the time, I hear something nice - does not matter. That 10% asshole factor has my stomach in knots.

[–]skyman724 -3 points-2 points ago

Kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

KILL YOURSELF!

[–]mattj7 -3 points-2 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOSSSSSSTTT

REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST

[–]saynotoswag -3 points-2 points ago

This is a repost, please carry on with suicide.

[–]Jordan495 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy reposts Batman

[–]Titsinabasket -5 points-4 points ago

kill yourself

[–]captain_manatee -1 points0 points ago

Needs moar jpg

[–]Theevildeadd -3 points-2 points ago

It's funny because I believe Steve actually killed himself irl.

[–]Schmorg83 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because people will believe everything they hear.

[–]MrWhite 0 points1 point ago

Actually he was killed by gang bangers because he was driving with a burned out headlight.

[–]SnarkSnout 1 point2 points ago

No, actually Steve left Blues Clues because of this: Steve was in an elevator when a black guy got on and he said "Hit four," but Steve thought he said, "Hit the floor!" That black guy was actually Eddie Murphy, who sent Steve 2 dozen roses with a hundred dollar bill in each bloom and a card that said, "Criminals hide under cars at shopping malls and cut your Achilles tendon to rob and rape you. PS - deodorant causes cancer. Click here to get the Famous Amos cookie recipe! Love, Eddie Murphy."

Steve took each $100 bill and now lives in a mansion in California with Bill Nye, who regularly gives interviews on TV shows where he calls people "fucking stupid".

And that is what happened to Steve.

[–]TomChesterson -4 points-3 points ago

u r a fagit

[–]Sparkvoltage -4 points-3 points ago

Yea, you should kill yourself if you think you can submit this repost without anyone noticing.

[–]Anaract -5 points-4 points ago

seriously, stop fucking posting. It's been compressed so many times it looks like complete shit now

[–]thinks_its_4chan -4 points-3 points ago

OP is a fag

[–]overused-meme-alert -5 points-4 points ago

OP is a fag

WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO

.

[–]thinks_its_4chan -2 points-1 points ago

I hope your nigger novelty account dies a horrible death.