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Yeah, I can accept that. (i.qkme.me)

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[–]GraharG 184 points185 points ago

Are we talking pics here, of van gogh style?

[–]wegenbelasting 24 points25 points ago

Amazons style

[–]intertroll 4 points5 points ago

NSFW: Amazon style

[–]bojack2424 6 points7 points ago

You sir just gave me what I needed to get for my bestfriends 19th birthday. He's a tit's guy :D

[–]BourganBoy 0 points1 point ago

Perfect for juggling

[–]im_too_literal 6 points7 points ago

I think you mean St. Agatha style.

[–]GraharG 1 point2 points ago

huh, intresting thanks

[–]Californialmons96 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Saruswrf 1 point2 points ago

What's in the box?

[–]Nebakanezzer 219 points220 points ago

so on a scale of cold fusion to libertarian president, how much didn't this happen?

[–]Tentacolt 73 points74 points ago

Libertarian president.

Theoretical possibility, but we have a moral obligation towards believing in it.

EDIT: /r/GaryJohnson

Let the states discriminate is not marriage equality! No more drug war = no more private prisons! NDAA is a violation of your liberty! Vote! Vote! Vote!

[–]theoneandonlyMrMars 2 points3 points ago

I like the way you think

[–]Tentacolt 2 points3 points ago

I should point out that Gary Johnson is the first Libertarian I've ever supported, and I would not support a Ron Paul presidency.

[–]Jewnadian 0 points1 point ago

So his statement on the AMA that he would cut the federal budget by 43% the first year didn't scare you off? I was a fan of his until that, even though I'm not buying third party when Romney is the other option, but now he's in Ron Paul call to me.

[–]MayorEmanuel 2 points3 points ago

He also supports the Ryan Healthcare plan. But reddit loves him anyway.

[–]killyourego -2 points-1 points ago

God forbid we shrink the federal government

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    [–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

    All very nice sounding, but Gary Johnson is only running as Libertarian because he washed out of the Republican Party, just like Bob Barr before him. Once that was over, Barr went on to usher Baby Doc Duvalier back into Haiti and try to pawn him off as some kind of reformed humanitarian.

    Guys, get a for-serious candidate already, and stop trashpicking them from the dumpster behind the GOP convention hotel.

    [–]Tentacolt 0 points1 point ago

    I am not a fan of the Libertarian party, I am a fan of Gary Johnson, who is a pragmatic libertarian.

    [–]killyourego 0 points1 point ago

    Its not like Johnson was governor or anything...

    [–]Steps_on_Legos 12 points13 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/6xseC.jpg

    [–]Humble_Link_Guy 2 points3 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/I3kng.gif

    [–]koopa69 0 points1 point ago

    Condescending Damon.

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      [–]notsociallyawesome 26 points27 points ago

      It may be a hopeless cause, but keep up the fight!!

      [–]booster522 6 points7 points ago

      Fight on brother!

      [–]awswaim 0 points1 point ago

      Totally true. This is definitely a GGG.

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        [–]Simplyquit 105 points106 points ago

        Well...since everyone came for tits Here ya go! NSFW

        [–]sunsetrogue 75 points76 points ago

        You are the new OP, I like you more.

        [–]is_a_troll 3 points4 points ago

        http://i.minus.com/iqILW2xNkquos.gif

        [–]ToastyRaichu -1 points0 points ago

        /u/are_always_relevant should always be OP

        [–]matt01ss 18 points19 points ago

        Appropriate response NSFW

        [–]baconlover24 11 points12 points ago

        Source?

        [–]TimeZarg -2 points-1 points ago

        Me gusta. . .

        [–]KIAranger 101 points102 points ago

        Wouldn't this make more sense?

        [–]dirtypasta 16 points17 points ago

        Anyway you put it, it didn't happen

        [–]Humble_Link_Guy 2 points3 points ago

        Let's ask Dave Chappelle if he believes it.

        [–]KIAranger 1 point2 points ago

        Poor guy

        [–]MrGoodbytes 75 points76 points ago

        There is nothing socially awkward penguin about the girl doing something. There is nothing socially awesome penguin about the girl doing something.

        This is a Success Kid meme.

        [–]Eustis 122 points123 points ago

        Pics or it didn't happen

        [–]MurderousPaper 100 points101 points ago

        It didn't happen.

        [–]FlavouredBerry 5 points6 points ago

        The OP has fooled us into thinking that he was sent pictures of his date's bare tits. The meme just reeks of implausibility. Firstly, they probably weren't even her own tits; a passer-by, friend, colleague, auntie, niece, mother or sister could have jumped out the chance to show off their goods. Secondly, she may have had a vast array of pornography to choose from, and the simple task of picking out a pair of tits was an enjoyable task. Thirdly, OP could be a keen orthonologist and welcomes any opportunity to admire a bird of the tit family; especially when they come in pairs. Lastly, they may have been animal tits; a nice pair of udders anyone? On the other hand I may be over thinking things...

        [–]JesusPoints 4 points5 points ago

        Didn't it happen?

        [–]dan_sundberg 1 point2 points ago

        well, I don't see any pics around here

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          [–]JoePurdy 119 points120 points ago

          Doesn't anyone else find that kind of odd behavior?

          [–][deleted] ago

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          [–]Zeoxult 4 points5 points ago

          You're doing it right. You don't want to get stuck with an easy girl. The guy down the road might find her easy just like you do while y'all are together.

          [–]xtravar 0 points1 point ago

          Any girl has the potential to be easy, given the right man.

          Just sayin'.

          [–]Thameus 61 points62 points ago

          Not if she wants him and just couldn't make it for whatever reason, and wants to make sure he gets that message. Maybe she just understands how to communicate with men.

          [–]clevingersfoil 7 points8 points ago

          Or maybe the other dude she went out with instead took the picture.

          [–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 28 points29 points ago

          You know, I was seriously questioning the downvote up until the end. Now I'm just questioning it, because this would definitely be an effective way of communicating with most of the men I know.

          [–]baitingforyears 13 points14 points ago

          But isn't it early to be sending tit pics? I don't know how old OP is, but I wouldn't see her as my future wife is she is so quick to send tit pics. How many other dudes have said tit pics. If she sent that prior to the first date, then... what happened when she dated someone for 3 months?

          [–]Intrexa 0 points1 point ago

          You don't know anything about the situation at all. She might not be backing out of the first date. She might be wanting to go steady. We don't know. That makes it really hard to judge.

          [–]swine-fu 3 points4 points ago

          a) He never said first date.

          b) If he DID get tits on the first date, whatever he's getting in 3 months will be awesome!

          [–]OmnicidalBeing 7 points8 points ago

          And maybe itchy.

          [–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

          I won't share with kenny, he has herpes.

          [–]matttrick 1 point2 points ago

          future wife? dafuq. that kind of thing shouldnt even be on a radar for ages to come. maybe shes just sexually spontaneous but fiercely loyal.

          dont go looking for a spouse. it happens or it doesnt.

          [–]baitingforyears 18 points19 points ago

          once you get to a certain age it isn't about just fucking a girl, it's about whether you will eventually settle down with her, you learn this quickly in the first 3 months. when you're in high school it's more about the now and less about the forever. dafuq.

          [–]matttrick 0 points1 point ago

          sorry but no. im double high school age and i can assure you if you are going into shit thinking about wife material youre doin it wrong

          [–]dalco -1 points0 points ago

          Ahh, there are many ways to skin a cat. Plenty of people never look for commitment but it finds them.

          [–]DigitalChocobo 0 points1 point ago

          OP never said she sent tit pics. She just sent her tits.

          [–][deleted] ago

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          [–]baitingforyears 0 points1 point ago

          You're right about talking and spending time with a girl, but waiting 3 years to determine if she is someone you could spend the rest of life is to long long when you're older. You have to spot this within the first year, first 6 months even. This is not to say that past 6 months is when you know she is the one, but by 6 months you ruled out she absolutely isn't. When you're young you can go 3 years without marriage even being in sight and then it's ok to 'live a little'. I value your opinion on me being crazy, because I most likely am, but I feel you're coming from a different perspective of life, and we have different values for our expectations of relationships.

          That being said, my fantasy football team sucks and I care more about that than I should..

          [–]gride9000 3 points4 points ago

          Girls with the right attitude are priceless

          [–]BobTheSpy 0 points1 point ago

          Reddit just likes to slut-shame, for whatever reason.

          [–]Parthide 2 points3 points ago

          Yeah. What's with that? A girl not bothered about others seeing her breasts.

          [–]JoePurdy 2 points3 points ago

          You say it like they just snuck out into the open.

          [–]loulan 0 points1 point ago

          Depends how close you are with her...

          [–]MaximeMeretrax 88 points89 points ago

          http://i.imgur.com/XwGOP.gif

          [–]turchx 7 points8 points ago

          Hey Guise, in my social awkwardness this girl I asked out had to back out because she had other plans, but because I'm so socially awesome she send me pictures of her bare breasts. Such cool things happen to me amirite guise?

          [–]matt01ss 0 points1 point ago

          The eyebrows and more opened mouth at the end always get me

          [–]Jonny_Watts -1 points0 points ago

          It's a gif... but it's not moving.... shit

          [–]Ennbeard 8 points9 points ago

          Works for me. Reload it?

          [–]Jonny_Watts 4 points5 points ago

          Well that was underwhelming for the wait

          [–]Frigidevil 25 points26 points ago

          How in the hell...

          [–]Hiazm 53 points54 points ago

          Don't worry, it didn't happen.

          [–]koolgoben 19 points20 points ago

          There is no way someone would lie on the internet. As a professional pyschologist-racecar driving-rockstar, I would know.

          [–]turchx 6 points7 points ago

          Wow! How many Emmys have you won? I only have 5 and a Nobel Prize :(

          [–]Penetrating_Reindeer 4 points5 points ago

          I'm going to trust you on this one. Only because you seem like a trustworthy guy.

          [–]RageMorePlz 0 points1 point ago

          Yeah, but those who do lie give us rocket-surgeon-heart doctor-engineer-billionaire a bad name.

          [–]creepyeyes 10 points11 points ago

          So... wait... did she back out because she's not interested in you? Because then sending tit pics seems a lot like leading you on. If she was just busy, that's a totally different thing.

          [–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 16 points17 points ago

          You better be a gentleman and not pass those pics around like a 1971 edition of Hustler magazine.

          EDIT: I forgot word.

          [–]JimGetzey 6 points7 points ago

          "From her naked session with the guy she ditched me for."

          [–]Insideoutwards 16 points17 points ago

          That's a bit awkward from her. Was she drunk or something?

          [–]steezy_mcsteez -1 points0 points ago

          doesn't matter, got to see tits...

          [–]Bancas 11 points12 points ago

          Through UPS or Fedex?

          [–]Rizzpooch 0 points1 point ago

          Neither one is allowed to ship human flesh... man that sounds creepy. Sorry

          [–]Darth_MOES 2 points3 points ago

          Yeh...

          [–]lackingselfcontrol 0 points1 point ago

          I love Peggy! :)

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

          what did either of these have to do with you being socially awkward or socially awesome

          [–]Kickass_Cajun 13 points14 points ago

          Is it just me, or is weird for a girl to send tit pics before a first date.

          [–]kausti 0 points1 point ago

          Never put dick in crazy. Sending tits before first date is crazy. OP should not put his dick in that girl...

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            [–]Dragzorath 3 points4 points ago

            Dear OP,

            [–]RowboatMcHiggans 3 points4 points ago

            Going on date, this is not socially awkward.

            [–]apullin 3 points4 points ago

            This didn't happen.

            [–]mrdarby90 1 point2 points ago

            This just happened to me, except I didn't get tits!

            [–]rafasc -2 points-1 points ago

            your comment made me laugh more than it should.

            [–]blaackyy 3 points4 points ago

            Congratulations. But you used the meme incorrectly.

            [–]trolli_baba 2 points3 points ago

            cool story bro

            [–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago

            I'm more of a Cardinal or Bluejay type of guy. Seems like a weird substitution, though.

            dm;fb (doesn't matter; got a free bird)

            [–]mandano 1 point2 points ago

            Awkward penguin is supposed to be about something you did, not about what someone did to you. amirite?

            [–]somethingimadeup 1 point2 points ago

            This, my friends, is what we call a "sure thing."

            [–]qkme_transcriber 4 points5 points ago

            Here is what the linked Quickmeme image says in case the site goes down or you can't reach it:

            Title: Yeah, I can accept that.

            Meme: Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

            • GIRL I LIKE BACKS OUT ON DATE
            • SENDS TITS TO MAKE IT UP TO ME

            [Direct] [Background] [Translate]

            This comment was left by a bot to help people who can't access Quickmeme images for any reason. Some of those reasons are described on my FAQ page. More information about me can be found in my first AMA.

            [–]da_man_made_of_bread 1 point2 points ago

            And now to check OP's posts to see if he posted to /r/gonewild

            [–]KaylaGay -1 points0 points ago

            Haha that's soooo Kayla!

            [–]ledzep4life 1 point2 points ago

            Hmm, when a girl backs out on a date from me I never hear from her again.

            [–]klanus 0 points1 point ago

            shit when I ask a girl she just says maybe and then I get an apology I want tits :(

            [–]trees-and-tricks 1 point2 points ago

            Puts tits on reddit to make it up to us

            [–]Missunify 1 point2 points ago

            I would be mildly terrified if I received disembodied tits as compensation.

            [–]YesOffense 0 points1 point ago

            Until you find out they're actually her boyfriends butt cheeks.

            [–]RichieLitt 1 point2 points ago

            Who upvotes this shit without pics?

            [–]manocolypse 1 point2 points ago

            Ok, literally, she probably has that picture on her phone at all times so she can send it to all guys she denies a date too, as far as I'm concerned, she went on a date with the other guy she sent her titties to.

            [–]theian01 1 point2 points ago

            So, how is a girl backing out of a date "socially awkward"?

            [–]TremendousPete 0 points1 point ago

            The reverse Van Gogh

            [–]high1186 1 point2 points ago

            This didn't happen.

            [–]DoubleDawg 0 points1 point ago

            This didn't happen so hard.

            [–]TheJuicyGinger 0 points1 point ago

            I think it would be a better success kid.

            [–]Slacker2k 0 points1 point ago

            proof?

            [–]prepfection 0 points1 point ago

            Why do they always want dirty pics!? It's hard to justify appeasing these requests because what if they ended up in the wrong hands...

            [–]jgstate1 0 points1 point ago

            A mastecotmy seems like overkill.

            [–]KR1288 -1 points0 points ago

            If this happened to me, I would pretty much have a 8 gigs of tit photos on my iphone.

            [–]gaelorian 0 points1 point ago

            That's a classy broad you got there.

            [–]ElectricZoo 0 points1 point ago

            How do you respond to that?

            [–]homeless_man_jogging 0 points1 point ago

            Classy girl.

            [–]scinden 1 point2 points ago

            Is socially awkward just anything bad that happens to you and socially awesome just anything good that happens to you? You need to get a dictionary.

            [–]jimbojonesFA 0 points1 point ago

            pics or it didn't happen

            edit: I really should learn to scroll down before posting a comment that was very likely to have been made already, I apologize.

            [–]HipHoppin 0 points1 point ago

            She sounds like she's gonna be a keeper ;)

            [–]Popocuffs 0 points1 point ago

            I read "Girl I like blacks out on date" and I was really worried what the bottom part would say.

            [–]carpeDeezNuts 0 points1 point ago

            It's her fat brother's.

            [–]DustyCuttlefish 0 points1 point ago

            Pics or it didn't happen?

            [–]SunriseSurprise 0 points1 point ago

            Aaaaaaaaaand you woke up.

            [–]rayx3025 0 points1 point ago

            I'd... rather get a date than tits, generally. I mean, if it was a picture of tits. If it was her actual tits, then we're either spending time together or we're into some weird stuff...

            [–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

            I prefer tits that are still attached to women.

            [–]yeagerbomb16 0 points1 point ago

            Pics or it didn't happen

            [–]danoll 0 points1 point ago

            Are her breasts detachable or something?

            [–]Tr0nKl0ndike 0 points1 point ago

            This same thing happened to me actually...

            [–]Devon302 0 points1 point ago

            Quite the classy gal you have there

            [–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

            You left out the bit about how 'Tits' is the nickname of the clown she sent to deliver her apology via singing, juggling telegram. Still pretty boss of her, though.

            [–]DrJkll 0 points1 point ago

            Classy girl you've got there. Nice going. It'll probably work out great once you're in a relationship with her.

            [–]Waz433268 0 points1 point ago

            So uh, care to share?

            [–][deleted] ago

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            [–]Waz433268 10 points11 points ago

            But. But boobs. :( its not like it's easy to find them! I'm sorry sir.

            [–]JackHartry -5 points-4 points ago

            Canadian?

            [–]Waz433268 0 points1 point ago

            No, Ohio. Close, I guess!

            [–]Dodge5278 -1 points0 points ago

            Here's the correct version based on how I read it.

            [–][deleted] ago

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              [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

              Why is this so hard for everyone to believe!

              [–]turchx -3 points-2 points ago

              Because all the guys are really pissy and butthurt about how lucky this guy is, and how all this just comes with ease for him. Myself included.

              [–]nunstohoes -4 points-3 points ago

              Pssh. At least you got that. I got two sorrys and a cold shoulder.

              [–]digitalife -2 points-1 points ago

              Upvoting without pics? That's just not proper reddiquette, men.

              [–]SableFlag 0 points1 point ago

              On the contrary... it is not, in fact, improper rediquette.

              [–]digitalife 0 points1 point ago

              bro code?

              [–]SableFlag 0 points1 point ago

              Perhaps it does go against the bro code.

              [–]mystifiedglobe -2 points-1 points ago

              SAP is getting so cool that he's probably scaring off real SAPs :-/.

              [–]asldkfououhe -2 points-1 points ago

              you sound like a horrible human being

              [–]philiuz -2 points-1 points ago

              this wouldnt happen.

              [–]halfofme 0 points1 point ago

              Dating a whore must be cool.

              [–]cumshot -5 points-4 points ago

              Awesome, nice job man. Now you just gotta hit it haha

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