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[–]capt_slim 32 points33 points ago

Robin Williams knows Jesus?

[–]Aavagadrro 0 points1 point ago

He sure looks pissed at him too!

[–]tintinKeKe 2 points3 points ago

Jesus seems fascinated by Robin Williams' hairy arms.

[–]BigDickDan 129 points130 points ago

I cant believe you posted a picture of Jesus my lord and savior. RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT. DEATH TO THE OTHERS!!!

[–]Eazii 45 points46 points ago

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

Mmm God of Oreos, my lord Nabisco, can I dip you in milk and eat you?

[–]vfxDan 3 points4 points ago

Take this wafer of human skin jerky, for it is my body.

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[–]God_Of_Oreos 4 points5 points ago

Completely unrelated, but how are people putting their links into text? Wondered that for a while.

[–]SChavles[!] 6 points7 points ago

[Text you want it to say](URL to picture or link)

[–]nikkukun 2 points3 points ago

Happy Cakeday! :D

[–]SChavles[!] 3 points4 points ago

THE FUCK!? OH MY GOD

[–]nikkukun 7 points8 points ago

I'M SO SORRY, MAN! I DIDN'T KNOW. JUST, I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK, MAN!!

[–]Smeetske 2 points3 points ago

shoudn't've jumped him like that man, not cool!

[–]Rats_In_Boxes 0 points1 point ago

no.

[–]setadoon177 35 points36 points ago

I'm a christian and this is great

[–]sanderjm 6 points7 points ago

This is the Mormon Jesus. How they have their hands placed is the typical procedure for a Mormon baptism.

[–]Harrytimber 3 points4 points ago

This is the picture that was on the program when I was baptized as a Mormon.

[–]awkwardskribble 0 points1 point ago

Me too! Fuck, I can't believe I remembered that. I was eight and brainwashed.

[–]LazursGoPewPew 3 points4 points ago

I am too, this picture is always funny as hell.

[–]ihavesharpteeth -1 points0 points ago

Yep, hell sure is hilarious.

[–]CANCER_PUNCH -1 points0 points ago

Hell's gas, man.

[–]Defcon458 1 point2 points ago

Are you mormon, though?! This is from a mormon pamphlet.

[–]looscannon 4 points5 points ago

I'm Mormon. And this is great.

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

This is just about the funniest thing that I have ever seen and I am a Christian. Don't know why people would ever get upset over this.

[–]Gn4r 0 points1 point ago

Your name is nerd_swag. Stop

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -1 points0 points ago

I'm unemployed and I need a new television. Time to put on my righteous riot pants and complain that Jesus was humiliated and needs to be placated with broken glass, fire and death.

[–]setadoon177 0 points1 point ago

I always knew you were real, NancyGracesTesticles

[–]dhockey63 5 points6 points ago

YES! HOW DARE THEY INSULT THE MESSIAH!!! NON-CHRISTIANS MUST ADHERE TO MY RELIGION'S RULES!!

Im Christian btw, and that was hilarious lol

[–]fuckredditusername -1 points0 points ago

/r/onetruegod My Lord and saviors' subreddit

[–]Dakotaleek 0 points1 point ago

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[–]schwepski 9 points10 points ago

[–]bigoldirtydick -4 points-3 points ago

Tell yourself it's Sarah Palin....it feels so right.

[–]FlatlanderMachine 0 points1 point ago

Spare the dead horse brah.

[–]elegos513 32 points33 points ago

Seriously, repost from no more than 3 days ago.

[–]pat5168 50 points51 points ago

It was resurrected.

[–]Mimble_Wimble 6 points7 points ago

Solid setup from elegos. What a bro.

[–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

Karma Decay says it was four months ago and the original submission didn't do well at all. Which one are you talking about?

[–]Tasadar 3 points4 points ago

Stolen from here by memebase than stolen from memebase to here, and it's not even funny...

[–]catdogduck 0 points1 point ago

I would be surprised if this is less than 3 years old.

[–]ImAzura 0 points1 point ago

Seriously OP, if you or any other fucker reposts this one more time, I'm going to slap the fuck out of you!

[–]dannymalooly 0 points1 point ago

It makes me wonder if it's like a running joke. I swear I see this every single day.

[–]Good_Guy_Doctor_Who 35 points36 points ago

Silly Jesus, Jews give Jew burns not Indian burns!!! Even Hitler knew how to make a Jew burn!!!

[–]Suddenly_Godwins_Law 2 points3 points ago

More gasoline and wood for Der Fuhrer!

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[–]kalleguld 7 points8 points ago

Overused pun is overused.

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[–]FruitSalad4225 -5 points-4 points ago

That is offensive and falls outside of mein kampfort zone.

[–]Gillybilly 4 points5 points ago

In my part of the world we call that a Chinese burn.

[–]Buried_Sleeper 1 point2 points ago

Same here, I wonder if we're from the same part of the world. :3

[–]farceur318 7 points8 points ago

Look at Jesus's face. He's totally gonna do it again.

[–]mpavlofsky 0 points1 point ago

John the Slaptist.

[–]youre_so_stupid 4 points5 points ago

this depiction of a middle-aged white jesus looks just like a dude in san diego that works on bicycles.

[–]Cactusbiter 1 point2 points ago

...dressed in Jedi robes. More like a 30-year-old stoner at Comic-Con, or just Qui-Gon Jinn.

[–]ima_twerp 4 points5 points ago

Stop reposting this, you reposting mountain of gay dog shit.

[–]iam4real 0 points1 point ago

This is repost from r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]ski-tibet -1 points0 points ago

Robbin Williams is the one getting all baptized and shit.

[–]smoothchaos -1 points0 points ago

It seems Robin Williams doesn't like Indian burns.... I do not blame him!

[–]DoctorVanGogh -1 points0 points ago

So apparently Robin Williams baptized Jesus.

[–]A_Strangelove -1 points0 points ago

Not "Slap the Hell out of you?"

[–]Lion_Cub_Kurz 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]Hops_n_barley 0 points1 point ago

Jesus giving Indian burns to Robin Williams

[–]gl00mybear 0 points1 point ago

[–]raptroszx -1 points0 points ago

Uh oh, /r/atheism is leaking...

[–]lopadoop 0 points1 point ago

Can the next reposter at least fix the grammar issues?

[–]Purple_Buffalo 0 points1 point ago

I used to live 2 min from this store. Upvote for Dtown

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 0 points1 point ago

Downvoting for lack of comma.

[–]AngerGunPopsicle 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he's getting ready to do a judo throw.......bad ass way to get baptized.

[–]shteena 0 points1 point ago

Was just gonna say so myself, Robin Williams, wtf?

[–]CWoodsKilla 0 points1 point ago

Saw this on my phone in class. Tried to hold the laughter in. Caused me to audibly fart. Laughter and humiliation ensued.

[–]silasioalejandro 0 points1 point ago

Robin Williams?

[–]Gn4r 0 points1 point ago

Lol looks like he is making sure the arm is good to go for a handjob

[–]Kelsomatic -1 points0 points ago

I want that painting with those words printed on it over my mantle.

[–]handbanaynay 0 points1 point ago

It will really tie the room together

[–]dhop124 1 point2 points ago

Was this taken in Deseret Books? Because that's how the Mormon's baptize.

[–]Roady356 -2 points-1 points ago

How interesting, we call them Chinese Burns in England!

[–]Isenki -1 points0 points ago

Well, y'know... just use whatever non-white people you have around.

[–]mistawac -3 points-2 points ago

I can't stop laughing at this. I don't know why it's so goddamn funny, but it is. I'm nearing tears right now...

tl;dr - THANK YOU

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 0 points1 point ago

Kill yourself.

[–]ladiibug1113 -4 points-3 points ago

I laughed waaaay more than I should have.

[–]Gordon325 -3 points-2 points ago

And he didn't care to ask..."hey Jesus why are we standing IN the water."

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 0 points1 point ago

Are you retarded? I'm being serious.

[–]DjQball -3 points-2 points ago

...Said Vince from The Fast and The Furious.

[–]InnocentSmoothie 0 points1 point ago

What's the difference between a Chinese and an Indian burn?

[–]dhockey63 -1 points0 points ago

"this picture is very offensive, i think we should destroy hollywood and demand this be taken down using violence if necessary" - said no christian ever

[–]b0bo -2 points-1 points ago

How can he do that if there is no fuck in Jesus?

[–]HeatherGee 0 points1 point ago

As a Christian, I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]skhell -2 points-1 points ago

Im going to hell for luaghing

[–]Dynamiklol 0 points1 point ago

At least you didn't laugh.

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[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

I hope this is a joke. If not, well, I am a Christian also, and I found this hilarious.

[–]Cats_everywhere[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Rioting is accepted and encouraged!

[–]flying_fuck -3 points-2 points ago

At first I read it with a comma and was like wtf. Then I re-read it. There's no comma.

[–]markrsteiner -5 points-4 points ago

This is what you get for denying me three times.

[–]Nerd_Swag 1 point2 points ago

That was John the Baptist in the picture, not Peter...