A guy walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, he can hear some music piano playing so he looks around to try and see where it's coming from. On a table in the corner of the room he sees a tiny tiny man playing the piano, he's shocked, but decides to get a drink in him before inquiring further. As he tries to get the attention of the barman, he nottices a grubby-looking lamp sitting on the bar, he picks it up and gives it a rub and a genie pops out. The genie tells him that he has one wish and can wish for anything he likes.
The man thinks for a second and says "I want a million bucks".
The genie shakes his head, puts a hand to his ear and says "Sorry mate, you're gonna have to speak up." The man repeats, a little louder this time "I want a million bucks!".
The genie looks at him, puzzled, shakes his head, and snaps his fingers.

Suddenly, The man has feathers up his nose, in his mouth and eyes, and there's a deafening sound of quacking.
He hears the barman's voice, muffled from all the ducks: ^{"Jesus christ! Someone rubbed that fucking lamp!"} .
The man yells to the barman ^{"I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!"} .
To which the barman replies, ^{"Yeah, and I didn't want twelve-inch pianist neither!"} .

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