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[–]CleverTrevor 36 points37 points ago

Classic Gulliver!

[–]FLASH_ahh_ahhh 2 points3 points ago

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

I find this amusing because both of your usernames are relevant to each other.

maybe that was the joke. oops

[–]lexicological 0 points1 point ago

in the ass?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

yes please

[–]Gravyness 12 points13 points ago

This giant dude looks like Nicolas Cage...

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 34 points35 points ago

He kind of does. But his name is Gulliver, not "The giant dude"

[–]Hazy_V 1 point2 points ago

I know right? Haven't the giants been through enough? Fucking racist...

[–]Josh_The_Boss 1 point2 points ago

Oooohhh snap!

[–]TearHugger 8 points9 points ago

Cmon, he's not that ugly.

[–]StrangeShuckles 23 points24 points ago

HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR LORD CAGE

(+shameless promotion of r/onetruegod)

[–]fairypants 1 point2 points ago

I'm so happy that's a real thing!

[–]Herpbert -1 points0 points ago

Of course you are. We all are. Everybody who isn´t lies!

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Neberkenezzr 0 points1 point ago

Circlejerk is that way ---->

[–]inquisitorofdeleted -1 points0 points ago

May I ask what the statement was?

[–]JakB 0 points1 point ago

You may.

[–]ueptvoovtpeu -1 points0 points ago

July

[–]coleosis1414 -1 points0 points ago

Overreaction is overreacted.

[–]greyrainbow -2 points-1 points ago

[–]AgamemnonV1 2 points3 points ago

You know what we do to Cylons? We flush them out the airlock.

[–]therealseom 24 points25 points ago

Bloodbath? That's the comfiest cat in the world. How awesome would it be to lay in a big group of fuzzy, warm little balls of feather?

[–]Barbarossa_5 11 points12 points ago

And then the second shift at the poop factory shows up.

[–]smashedfinger 8 points9 points ago

edible too!

[–]traal 1 point2 points ago

If they could only replicate as fast as Tribbles, no cat would go hungry ever again.

[–]kornflakesxd 23 points24 points ago

kitteh used Revenge

15 kills in one blow!

"BUL'KATHOS GUIDES MY HAND!"

[–]nechneb 11 points12 points ago

WHERE CAN WE FIND MORE LIKE THAT?

[–]Fuzzworm 12 points13 points ago

GLORIOUS!!!

[–]Rallagher 262 points263 points ago

Something about chicks and pussy inside a dirty box. I'm too tired to finish the joke though. Someone else will have to button this one up.

[–]Ayavaron 63 points64 points ago

Playing with pussy is gonna be the death of those chicks. ...dirty box? Fuck. Too many elements to fit.

[–]JustShiney[S] 101 points102 points ago

30 chicks and just one pussy? I don't feel good about this one

[–]Ayavaron 25 points26 points ago

That makes it sound like something tragic has happened with mutation and perhaps radiation.

[–]lethargicwalrus 15 points16 points ago

Some kind of huge Siamese twin thing going on where they're all connected by the vagina. This is disturbing to think about.

[–]Ayavaron 7 points8 points ago

Wait. Isn't this the subject of a foreign-language erotic comic?

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 15 points16 points ago

If it is, it's most likely Japanese.

[–]thebballer25 5 points6 points ago

We're gonna need relevant rule 34 to come clear this up for us.

[–]guitartechie 1 point2 points ago

Or 29 of them have penises

[–]dillpiccolol 6 points7 points ago

30 chicks keep their pussy calm until some dick shows up

[–]use_more_lube 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile, in Thailand.....

[–]Ron_DeGrasse_Gaben 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like cum box v2

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[–]lowertechnology 0 points1 point ago

This guy understands jokes.

[–]ReadsYourComments 175 points176 points ago

[–]BabsonMcChonkers 103 points104 points ago

The internet is weird.

[–]tokidokey 9 points10 points ago

if by weird you mean amazing, yes, I agree

[–]meltedlaundry 13 points14 points ago

I think by weird, Babson meant 'weird'.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 4 points5 points ago

if you've been on the internet long enough nothing seems weird anymore.

[–]kolm 5 points6 points ago

Let's not jump to conclusion and ask the author what he meant.

[–]BabsonMcChonkers 5 points6 points ago

Just weird.

[–]reversethevex 16 points17 points ago

ohh, god, your voice is magic.

[–]Senor_Manos 13 points14 points ago

Zap Brannigan?

[–]hippiewench 0 points1 point ago

Do you play SWTOR?

[–]notsonostalgic 3 points4 points ago

[–]Rallagher 1 point2 points ago

It's a brave new world

[–]KingHeartless 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha you sound like the narrator from the Space Quest series. Great job

[–]whollo918 -1 points0 points ago

wat.

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 1 point2 points ago

Th mechanic from seinfeld sure has a lot of free time these days

[–]megarusty 1 point2 points ago

Your voice is like sweet nectar in audio form.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 20 points21 points ago

What do you get when you have 30 chicks who share a pussy? A dirty box.

[–]ProfessorMcLurk 6 points7 points ago

Don't eat the crab dip

[–]gets_that_reference_ 7 points8 points ago

Link, for the lazy

[–]tidus033 2 points3 points ago

chicks and pussy, help me fill my dirty box. I did my best.

[–]Blooperpoop 2 points3 points ago

Don't eat the crab dip, yayayyy ... No wait

[–]sparperetor -1 points0 points ago

cumbox?

[–]Ayavaron 74 points75 points ago

I don't think the cat even realizes it is surrounded by things it could eat. It's letting the one chick climb on it.

Guys! I don't think the bloodbath is coming. I think this might just be cute and sweet.

[–]CavitySearch 19 points20 points ago

That is the same look my cat gives my sugar glider. One of indifference and sometimes annoyance. Very rarely it's one of interest for a second, and then the sugar glider runs off.

We worried needlessly for the first two days they were together out of some Tom & Jerry-esque fear that the two would go at it.

[–]tacotaskforce 30 points31 points ago

Man sugar glider sounds like some kind of cooking utensil. What the hell kind of animal is that?

::googles it::

It is the most adorable animal in the world.

[–]Dustin_00 12 points13 points ago

Their nocturnal habits are less adorable.

On the plus side: if they escape their cage during the day, apparently they discover it's light out and immediately curl up and go to sleep, so they don't get far.

[–]so_carelessly_here -4 points-3 points ago

I don't know why I don't believe you

[–]dabb710 6 points7 points ago

Too bad there isn't a website where you could check if he's lying...

[–]delyapple 58 points59 points ago

You shouldn't feed a cat 50 piece chicken nugget meals. That is well beyond unhealthy.

[–]CleverTrevor 23 points24 points ago

But it's such good value!

[–]xXxMidgetxXx 18 points19 points ago

We have a potential dead cat here Reddit, be afraid.

[–]brygy24 8 points9 points ago

Prepare the candlelight vigil

[–]9212 2 points3 points ago

Light a charcoal grill. You know... two birds and all.

[–]lunartree 6 points7 points ago

[–]SimonRivero 10 points11 points ago

Once when my parents were away, I noticed that there were some dark dots in a kitchen cabinet, where there were plenty of pipes and what not. I figured the black dots were mice poo, so I decided that I would leave all my 3 cats inside for the night. I also left the cabinet open and left some oreo crumbles on the kitchen floor at night. When I came down in the morning, I shit you not, it literally looked like a fucking chainsaw massacre. There was blood EVERYWHERE. Blood stains on the wall. Holy fucking shit... My reaction...

[–]LevTheRed 11 points12 points ago

looks like you took the picture while he was thanking his wicked cat-god.

[–]cylonnumbersix 1 point2 points ago

Yeah right, he probably thinks HE is the wicked cat-god.

[–]stiny114 29 points30 points ago

We don't like no aminal abusers round these here parts.

[–]arusha_mira 7 points8 points ago

Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.

[–]CleverTrevor 19 points20 points ago

Yeah seriously what the fuck, that poor cat is clearly traumatized!

[–]Tontolou 0 points1 point ago

Just look at its face!

[–]cookiemonsta1077 5 points6 points ago

that cats gonna get murdered... I mean, those chicks be crazy!

[–]chimchim64 4 points5 points ago

Thats about as close to a "Thank you!" look that you will ever get from a cat.

[–]nickpinkk 3 points4 points ago

its like the cat is looking up to heaven, praying that the cat gods bestow her with strength to slay her enemies.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 9 points10 points ago

Those baby chicks are going to tear the ever living crap out of that poor defenseless cat!

[–]alahos 0 points1 point ago

Has no one seen The Lost World?

[–]WitOfTheIrish 1 point2 points ago

Has no one seen read The Lost World?

FTFY. Also, those tiny, venom-sleep inducing dinosaurs are in the original Jurassic Park book too, and are awesome. They actually kill the old man, who is more legitimately evil in the book

[–]farhangbeh 0 points1 point ago

how is this r/funny

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

"Can I at least haz one? Just one."

[–]ara_p 1 point2 points ago

There needs to be an explanation for the picture apart from OP being a sadistic douche. Why put a cat in a box with a bunch of baby chicks?

[–]cowpunter 0 points1 point ago

Domestic cats often have pretty weak predatory instincts when raised in captivity and many times just don't give a shit when presented with prey. My cat is like this. She wouldn't chase after shit if given the opportunity. I've even bought her all manner of cat toys available, she either does not give a fuck or is actually afraid of the toy.

[–]ara_p 1 point2 points ago

Being that I've never owned a cat, I was not aware of this. Thanks for the explanation.

[–]SupermanV3 2 points3 points ago

Mother of god...

[–]neonwookie 1 point2 points ago

I usually shoot fish in a barrel but... variety is the spice of life

[–]bijibijmak 1 point2 points ago

So much fluffiness in one picture!

[–]RaylightVonHaze 0 points1 point ago

want a picture of the aftermath

[–]ChaGz15 0 points1 point ago

All what this needs a winner dog.

[–]Lalabadie 0 points1 point ago

"Thanks mate, that blanket is really warm but parts of it run away if I move. How weird is that?"

[–]williemcbride 0 points1 point ago

With the title of the post, for some reason I was expecting a screenshot of that scene from Cabin in the Woods.

[–]ohsuls 1 point2 points ago

I had to stare at that for a few seconds before I realized that they were chicks.

[–]ViperOrel23 0 points1 point ago

Is this a Tarantino film??!

[–]ok_you_win 1 point2 points ago

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

[–]M3g4d37h 1 point2 points ago

It's not uncommon for mama cats to foster chicks. Besides, they get full after two or three anyway. ;-)

[–]johnnygrant 0 points1 point ago

Cat forgot to turn off his swag before sleeping... hence waking up covered in chicks

[–]CaptainPower 1 point2 points ago

How did this end?

[–]i_ejaculate_fire 1 point2 points ago

0

[–]zeroes0 0 points1 point ago

needs more arrreggaaggeee! And grannie porn.

[–]Pack041 0 points1 point ago

Cat saliva and nails have bacteria that is very toxic to birds. I don't understand this picture...

[–]Cold_Burrito 1 point2 points ago

Shhhh....If we close the box, we can think of the cat as being both hungry and not hungry.

[–]Awent93 -1 points0 points ago

Cat's thoughts, "Iz I n heavns?"

[–]M7600 1 point2 points ago

[–]squirrelballs 0 points1 point ago

There was a smbc comic with a cat's last days... He throws it into a box with chicks, to kill some.

http://www.smbc-comics.com (cannot find the appropriate one...)

[–]ESPguitarist 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting the band Bloodbath for some reason, I was somewhat disappointed.

[–]billythekid12 0 points1 point ago

that cat just needs some ranch dressing

[–]mendicantbias69 1 point2 points ago

WHO WOULD PUT THOSE THINGS TOGETHER??

[–]klanus 0 points1 point ago

He was thanking God for the meal.

[–]sir_maximum_fuck 0 points1 point ago

Just wait 'till they start pooping on the cat. Shit will go down.

[–]Taodyn 0 points1 point ago

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

[–]StoicGoof 0 points1 point ago

There's so much room . . . . .for activities. . . .

[–]piepiepiebacon 0 points1 point ago

"Can I have one, please? Just one? Pleaasseee?"

[–]noobbuster 1 point2 points ago

I also have a box of chicks. If you know what I mean.

[–]happyasianguy 0 points1 point ago

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEETS GET READY TO RUUMMMBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

I would like to think the kitty licked each and every one of these while purring

[–]MalcontentUK 0 points1 point ago

They slashed the BBC Natural History budget; this is filming for the sequel to Planet Earth.

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

[–]tubbytubbs666 0 points1 point ago

I can just see the cat saying "for me?!"

[–]chad1312 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, got karma.

[–]BooooooooooM -2 points-1 points ago

The cat looks dead

[–]maketho -2 points-1 points ago

This picture was actually stolen from 9gag. I know this not because I browse 9gag myself, but because a friend of mine does, and this is his picture.

[–]DeltaLambda 1 point2 points ago

Your friend is an animal abuser. Feel bad, I guess? Down votes for the truth..?

[–]roadiegod 0 points1 point ago

I think everyone is wondering why you think he's an animal abuser. I certainly don't see anything to suggest any animals were abused.

[–]CaptainVarious -2 points-1 points ago

Hey pussy! This post is littered with yesterdays news and you're too chicken to finish the joke? Cat got your tongue? I've had more fun than this in a chicks dirty box.

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[–]Farisr9k 2 points3 points ago

Then don't.

[–]JustShiney[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah me Too

[–]DisregardHumanity 5 points6 points ago

I need to know what happened here.