The best advice.

AndreasFrom · 2012-09-16T13:27:26+00:00

"Assist him".

knowone572 · 2012-09-16T14:47:26+00:00

That's John Malkovich in a wig, right?

goodguyent · 2012-09-16T14:41:55+00:00

Man, I would've been completely lost without that 2nd arrow. Have you considered a third?

AmpleWarning · 2012-09-16T14:37:29+00:00

If you walked in on him once, it's an accident. If you walked in on him twice, then he's just masturbaiting.

SplatterSack · 2012-09-16T15:04:25+00:00

Took me a minute to find what I was supposed to see. Please add another large arrow and repost.

Yarik32 · 2012-09-16T08:01:50-07:00

Obligatory Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating Video

ItWillBeMine · 2012-09-16T14:41:33+00:00

Repost-alicious

Janet_Coquette · 2012-09-16T06:23:41-07:00

Although a better answer might be: "You know, you MIGHT just consider having sex with him once in awhile."

Giggity_Guy · 2012-09-16T13:43:05+00:00

Why was the bathroom door not locked? Unless this man intended on her seeing so that she would realize she has to give up dat ass more often.

TheOnlyWayToBeSure · 2012-09-16T15:51:42+00:00

7,543 people need to spend more time on the internet so the rest of us cave dwellers can stop staring at the same shit every 5 hours.

T4u · 2012-09-16T15:00:30+00:00

Tell him it's September for God's sake

PinkEchoes02 · 2012-09-16T08:01:22-07:00

Heh, Emma. What a silly gal.

JohnIsTheMan · 2012-09-16T15:09:34+00:00

This woman has no common sense.

Choo41 · 2012-09-16T08:10:13-07:00

How is that even a dilemma?!

best_advice_giver · 2012-09-16T15:12:52+00:00

awod76 · 2012-09-16T15:23:20+00:00

My wife walked in on me the other day. At first she was kinda grossed out...but then, she realized that I was sitting on a big pot of shit still and she became very grossed out. I tried to explain to her that I only wanted to flush once. She didn't appreciate my frugality.

straubairy · 2012-09-16T08:24:57-07:00

Don't just stand there, go get help!

garychencool · 2012-09-16T15:25:18+00:00

"Assist him by going into the room naked or wear something naughty."

zionxgodkiller · 2012-09-16T08:53:10-07:00

Alright reddit...I give up. I guess were done when a repost like this makes it to the top of the front page yet again. <-out

SamWise050 · 2012-09-16T16:29:57+00:00

I know people don't like it when we bitch about reposts, but seriously. Not having this get to the front page is what keeps reddit fresh. Its the "front page of the internet". Not the newspaper your grandma reads.

ju66l3r · 2012-09-16T15:46:28+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Private Time	1^com	9^pts	10^dys	funny
Emma seems to know her shit	316^coms	2208^pts	1^yr	funny
What should I do?	16^coms	75^pts	1^yr	funny
The problems of our generation.	49^coms	411^pts	1^yr	pics

source: karmadecay

acocainebear · 2012-09-16T08:16:59-07:00

I don't always comment when something is a repost.... but srsly this is like the 100th time this has been posted.

Harold_Grundelson · 2012-09-16T15:05:05+00:00

Always knock before entering The Masturbatorium. ALWAYS.

phyllis_lecat · 2012-09-16T14:49:27+00:00

It should say, "knock, or suck cock."

maraques · 2012-09-16T15:17:23+00:00

The worst repost.

KMGX · 2012-09-16T15:04:07+00:00

That is great advice

a_supertramp · 2012-09-16T15:10:25+00:00

lend a hand.

JGumb · 2012-09-16T15:10:59+00:00

If he is leaving the door unlocked I think a better answer would be "give him a hand".

Beanz94 · 2012-09-16T15:11:31+00:00

Well, the highlighting is...understated

BaronVonKlotz · 2012-09-16T15:12:17+00:00

Somehow this reminds me of Shame.

Derogatory_Term · 2012-09-16T15:12:51+00:00

"Masturbate before knocking."

otter111a · 2012-09-16T15:12:58+00:00

Blumpkin.

einterz · 2012-09-16T08:12:59-07:00

Find a role to play.

fortheconstant · 2012-09-16T15:14:36+00:00

Or put out, he is your husband after all.

bctTamu · 2012-09-16T08:16:58-07:00

A good indicator is if the fan and the shower are on. The purpose is sound muffling, it's just so much better when we know the plot.

skruffydog · 2012-09-16T15:19:31+00:00

Funny

GaryDuder · 2012-09-16T15:28:29+00:00

Meanwhile…

Bob and I have been together for nearly a year

Woaaah! Nearly a whole year? They're going to put you on the jumbotron at the ball game. Tell us your secret?

Zyranium · 2012-09-16T15:29:03+00:00

LOCK THE DOOR

nicknac89 · 2012-09-16T15:29:20+00:00

old but awesome

halfstep15 · 2012-09-16T08:31:33-07:00

her husband is spiderman

LeSpatula · 2012-09-16T15:38:01+00:00

I was aware that American houses don't have locks, but I'm surprised this is even the case for bathrooms.

MrRickAwesome · 2012-09-16T08:38:54-07:00

the advice columnist looks like John Malkovich in a wig...

fnkbnjfdnb · 2012-09-16T15:39:46+00:00

hjgytrtcretfyghj

HEG · 2012-09-16T15:40:49+00:00

Damn it, Brain. Stop thinking about sex!

instantwinner · 2012-09-16T15:53:02+00:00

Is Emma secretly John Malkovich?

AD7863 · 2012-09-16T08:53:04-07:00

Maybe because I'm from the UK I'm having a hard time understanding this. Why don't they have a lock on their bathroom door?

Niloc0 · 2012-09-16T15:53:54+00:00

"Emma" is probably pretty familiar with the dangers of people entering a room unannounced. "She" is a clearly a transvestite.

dumb_ass_comment · 2012-09-16T15:55:14+00:00

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

megamoose4 · 2012-09-16T08:55:15-07:00

Emma looks like a dude in a wig.

strategic_form · 2012-09-16T09:06:01-07:00

better advice: join in

wickedg3 · 2012-09-16T16:07:00+00:00

hahahahahahah best one today!

Icantevenhavemyname · 2012-09-16T09:08:44-07:00

One doesn't simply ask for a blumpkin.

delifresh1 · 2012-09-16T16:09:16+00:00

Honestly, what kind of person walks into a closed bathroom? Masturbating or otherwise. :/

ROSERSTEP · 2012-09-16T16:14:36+00:00

i hate when people leave the bathroom door closed when no one is in it-then you have to knock cuz you have no idea if its vacant-just leave the damn thing open after you use it and then if its closed just go away!

Flegenheimer · 2012-09-16T09:15:32-07:00

"Go away, I'm batin'!"

deadspider187 · 2012-09-16T09:15:45-07:00

This has been front paged so many times it should be a sticky.

IfYouCantTrustSanta · 2012-09-16T16:16:20+00:00

inb4 becomes Advice Animal

florisvanrijn · 2012-09-16T16:21:45+00:00

Incase anyone was having trouble finding the advice. http://imgur.com/PDwQv

Rocky9211 · 2012-09-16T16:21:47+00:00

I was bored. Thanks for this humor

BenderBill · 2012-09-16T16:24:00+00:00

Join him.

indieshometownhifi · 2012-09-16T16:28:08+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa. This is another case of 10 things about your man, written by some woman. Ladies; get in there and hope for a money shot. I guarantee that honey do list gets done twice as fast. I guarantee it.

IntoTheStars · 2012-09-16T09:31:34-07:00

Why is she walking into the bathroom while he's in there anyway? Would she rather catch him shitting? Even married couples need to respect privacy. We have doors in our houses for a reason.

johnw1988 · 2012-09-16T16:35:58+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks it sad that a husband still has to masturbate? If a wife doesn't want to have sex she can still take the time to give him a handjob.

KEEPCARLM · 2012-09-16T16:36:56+00:00

I came home from work one day, and I was horny so I asked my GF nicely to help me out, she declined. so I said, you're gonna make me go to the bathroom and do it myself then? she said yes. so i did it. she then comes and see's me. and is pissed off at me for the next 2 hours. wat.

TheForceiswithus · 2012-09-16T16:59:25+00:00

So this Emma person is a man in drag, right?

G3N3R4L · 2012-09-16T17:02:04+00:00

Wow, I do not agree with her advice on the left.

TasteTheMilk · 2012-09-16T17:02:18+00:00

Reposts...

redebekadia · 2012-09-16T17:06:00+00:00

i masturbate a lot. I dont think of it as a faliure on my husbands part. I just have a sexual appetite that 8-10 times a week doesnt satisfy. He doesnt mind. He gets his and i get mine, without going outside the relationship.

ReyTheRed · 2012-09-16T17:09:26+00:00

Correction, that is good advice.

The best advice, is to join in.

oldnewport55 · 2012-09-16T17:10:21+00:00

It looks like she got tips on how to have a picture taken from Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite.

Schobbo · 2012-09-16T17:22:05+00:00

Sex would probably be a good idea, then he didn't have to masturbate.

silent_p · 2012-09-16T17:24:46+00:00

Why is there a picture of a dude in a wig, and what kind of name is Enuma?

fani · 2012-09-16T17:36:26+00:00

No, thats just good advice.

Best advice is - give him a hand (and mouth)

funny

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