Disrupting class - claiming to be reborn Jesus - That's a SUSPENSION

hse97 · 2012-09-16T14:36:23+00:00

Might've gotten suspend for hitting another student, not because he's JesusV2.

SGSXR11 · 2012-09-16T15:26:43+00:00

Talking out of turn...that's a paddlin'. Looking out the window...that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandles...that's a paddlin'. Claiming to be the reborn Jesus...you better believe that's a paddlin'.

dbezborodov · 2012-09-16T07:51:35-07:00

Failure to report will result in a Friday Afternoon School assignment.

Using education as a form of punishment! No wonder kids hate school!

Disgustingly_Blunt · 2012-09-16T17:29:47+00:00

Misleading title, standard fundie journalism style.

Was detention, not suspension. And the student disrupted class, and hit another student. Sounds like a reasonable detention to me, regardless what the disruption was.

Hreinzi · 2012-09-16T13:11:28+00:00

Hes not the Messiah, He's a Very Naughty Boy

Milesaboveu · 2012-09-16T08:22:47-07:00

She was suspended for hitting a student with a bible.

Lt_Ziggella_Stardust · 2012-09-16T18:23:47+00:00

She got detention for your sins.

Altiondsols · 2012-09-16T08:06:55-07:00

You're the assistant principal?

moxiecontin714 · 2012-09-16T16:13:11+00:00

May I just say, in my high school this would have been way more than a detention.

duoderf · 2012-09-16T16:27:20+00:00

ummm? isnt that called assault

Clowncopter · 2012-09-16T16:32:23+00:00

Reported for posting personal information.

derpandlurk · 2012-09-16T09:02:00-07:00

i remember detentions.

the office for my high school only followed up on the kids with a record. being somebody with a decent grade and no record, they never cared even once.

genius96 · 2012-09-16T16:09:38+00:00

Dover,NJ?

schrankage · 2012-09-16T17:03:01+00:00

Great now I have that song stuck in my head..

WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US???

TunaThePanda · 2012-09-16T10:16:30-07:00

Paddlin' the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddlin'

Big_Dong · 2012-09-16T17:26:49+00:00

Stupid apple of knowledge eating harlot thinking she can be Jesus. The jesus I met at home depot seems way more legit

TheWhyteMaN · 2012-09-16T10:33:00-07:00

That needs to be framed and hung on the wall.

rogerwil · 2012-09-16T10:34:14-07:00

I'd like to hear more about this, sounds hilarious. Didn't anyone in that class have a phone to make a video? ;)

Sidearm22 · 2012-09-16T18:04:15+00:00

What kind of detention is held DURING school hours?

4st4r0th91 · 2012-09-16T18:05:01+00:00

Amateur. I grew out my hair and beard and came to school in a robe before I claimed to be Jesus and it went a lot better than her attempt. The principal took one look at me (lightly) hitting this one fundie bitch with a bible screaming "1 TIMOTHY 2:12!" and he just burst out laughing.

GodsPenisHasGravity · 2012-09-16T18:24:23+00:00

Looks like someone found where they keep the pink slips.

scroatmeal · 2012-09-16T11:49:01-07:00

You were being an ass. You deserved it. Why is this posted here?

buzzfriendly · 2012-09-16T19:07:27+00:00

What is the carpenter doing in a high school class? To anyone looking for JC, you can't start your journey at Dover High School.

ArsenicAcid · 2012-09-16T19:07:37+00:00

Looks like detention, not suspension...

shifty_coder · 2012-09-16T19:23:43+00:00

Scumbag Christians: says "Jesus is coming" outcasts anyone claiming to be Jesus.

retardcharizard · 2012-09-16T12:32:45-07:00

Is that Dover, OK?

shrimp_nasty · 2012-09-16T19:36:07+00:00

I got served detentions for talking in a satanic voice to a teacher when I was in high school. Not a great idea at a catholic school, however, it was worth it!

johnturkey · 2012-09-16T20:09:38+00:00

You know she could have been... they need to really prove she is not.

rand0mguy1 · 2012-09-16T20:44:42+00:00

Its evenn hotter that she is a girl

InfrasonicTom · 2012-09-16T20:55:33+00:00

If posting facebook comments require editing out the names, this is definitely uncool. Even with the mentally disturbed actions

Calebcummings · 2012-09-16T20:55:34+00:00

Thats a paddlin'

UCFirefly · 2012-09-16T21:42:25+00:00

Dentention is not suspension.

truthisane · 2012-09-16T14:53:44-07:00

this reminds me of a time in 10th grade when one of my friends (who I'm 99.99926% sure was stoned out of his mind) told me that I was the reincarnation of jesus.

kssbunny · 2012-09-16T14:57:03-07:00

That is frickin hilarious.

iampete24 · 2012-09-16T22:21:23+00:00

Damn Freshmen! Who do they think they are?

soggydoughnut · 2012-09-16T23:53:30+00:00

"The power of me compels me!" ~thunk~

c0pypastry · 2012-09-16T23:58:41+00:00

I'm disappointed that the victim of the bible beating didn't turn the other cheek.

VerneAsimov · 2012-09-17T00:21:28+00:00

Puts a new meaning to "Bible thumper".

EMPB00M · 2012-09-17T00:33:52+00:00

Just doing Gods work...

kent_eh · 2012-09-16T17:43:46-07:00

I suppose my reaction depends on her motivation.

If she was serious, then someone needs to get her a psyciatrist.

If she was just messing with people, then yeah, detention, and maybe a short suspension for whacking someone with a book.

rwarrwar · 2012-09-17T00:49:18+00:00

I would have paid to see that lol.

ateeist · 2012-09-17T01:06:48+00:00

Why is it always "claiming to be" Jesus? How do they know it's not the real one?

MasterRonin · 2012-09-16T18:42:54-07:00

Where do people get these detention slips from?

Bambikins · 2012-09-16T19:11:24-07:00

Yeah...that's totally not a student's handwriting that filled out this detention notice. ಠ_ಠ

indyriddler · 2012-09-17T02:25:54+00:00

I received an after school detention from a teacher, who was known to be very openly religious, for shouting "jesus christ" in the hallway after school one day. This was at a public school, right after the days last class ended, so there was quite a bit of noise, I just happened to say it as I walked past him. I tried to fight it by talking the asst principal and finally the principal, but with no success. I thought it was pretty shitty of a public school to enforce such a detention...

Littleguyyy · 2012-09-16T20:56:30-07:00

You're an assistant principal?

REB3LxSOUL · 2012-09-17T04:04:42+00:00

this is fucking amazing

CODDE117 · 2012-09-16T09:05:04-07:00

Oh, I thought this was /r/funny. My bad, downvote.

typtyphus · 2012-09-16T11:46:05+00:00

should post this on /r/funny

meat_wagon_man1 · 2012-09-16T08:42:52-07:00

Sure glad it didn't happen in alabama, or we would have a new asshole to worship.

Grinstall · 2012-09-16T16:53:49+00:00

lol sounds worth it.

heyitsmecarlos · 2012-09-16T17:49:47+00:00

I would have died laughing had I witnessed that!

penisairplane · 2012-09-16T16:40:04+00:00

If that were my daughter, I'd be proud as hell. She sounds awesome!


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