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[–]Harold_Grundelson 30 points31 points ago

Someone was really upset with the O.J. verdict.

[–]Kerwin15 21 points22 points ago

[–]cronos844 5 points6 points ago

I said glass of juice not gas the jews

[–]DatBanana1 8 points9 points ago

I give that a nein out of ten

[–]MonkeeSage 11 points12 points ago

[–]adnea00 15 points16 points ago

Especially grapefruit.

[–]Gothika_47 8 points9 points ago

Yeah man fuck grapefruit it tastes like ass.

[–]fatfaggotfuck69 7 points8 points ago

You just haven't had good grapefruit.

[–]TinkleMuffin 2 points3 points ago

Maybe he's just had really tasty ass.

[–]dr_chinstrap 0 points1 point ago

I've been told that before, any suggestions for a good type of grapefruit?

[–]fatfaggotfuck69 0 points1 point ago

It is hit or miss. The fruit lottery.

[–]dr_chinstrap 0 points1 point ago

But are the good ones still bitter?

[–]fatfaggotfuck69 0 points1 point ago

No, they are really sweet and not bitter. Wish I had more advice, I just buy them and hope for the best.

[–]dr_chinstrap 0 points1 point ago

I'll try 3 more times from some decent fruit places.

[–]KjoeLjan 0 points1 point ago

And suddenly I know what ass tastes like.

[–]xSARGEx117x 0 points1 point ago

[–]Birdslapper 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you man grapefruit is amazing

[–]juice702 0 points1 point ago

Yep and it gives me diarrhea. Didn't know fruit could do that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Allah Snackbar!

[–]RightitsThrIce 5 points6 points ago

Looks like the jews are safe. No need to panic.

[–]mtheory007 6 points7 points ago

What the fuck is juice???

[–]LippyTappyTooTa 0 points1 point ago

It's DRANK!

[–]mtheory007 1 point2 points ago

I want that purple stuff.

[–]Dr_Roger 0 points1 point ago

Sugar, water, and most importantly...purple.

[–]mtheory007 0 points1 point ago

*and of course.....purple.

[–]FRNJ-1138 -3 points-2 points ago

Purple is a fruit.

[–]michaeljane 2 points3 points ago

Especially kosher juice.

[–]SuperStalin 1 point2 points ago

That's Carlos Almonte: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Arabian_Knight

It's probably a part of some covert operation.

[–]ChikenShit 1 point2 points ago

not to mention peas and carrots, my mommy makes me eat them

[–]TotallyKafkaesque 1 point2 points ago

I love the irony of the nerd trying to correct his spelling being met with hostility. It's a perfect moment.

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

I actually prefer my juice to be dead.

[–]robotsatemycat 0 points1 point ago

That guy should chill out with a delicious gin and jews.

[–]heymishmish 0 points1 point ago

Personally, I like the guy behind him trying to take his sign. "Dude. No."

[–]DZCunuck 0 points1 point ago

he was just being ironic

relevant hipster hitler

[–]Juiceisgreat 0 points1 point ago

This mother fucker...

[–]AmericanAtheist123 0 points1 point ago

I feel sorry for the anti Juice person who thought he was at the right protest.

[–]hpfanficluvr 0 points1 point ago

I was drinking orange juice when I clicked on this. It made me sad :(

[–]mtlt 0 points1 point ago

Orange you glad he just hates juice?

[–]turkjurk 0 points1 point ago

He's right; sugary drinks need to be avoided to maintain a healthy weight (especially for us bigger guys). Water is an acceptable alternative.

[–]BaneCrane 0 points1 point ago

Damn juice, screwing with the Muslims.

[–]aquatica002 0 points1 point ago

Long live SCURVVY !!!

[–]solidzombie 0 points1 point ago

See this is why you read other books that are not the Koran. To at least how to spell.

[–]juice702 0 points1 point ago

Uh oh.

[–]dmvazli 0 points1 point ago

how do you spell-eh-joose?

come again?

eh-how you-eh-spell-eh jooose. joose!

how do you spell juice?

yes! how do you-eh spell dis word?

j-u-i-c-e

[–]seekingAnswers91 0 points1 point ago

Not the kool-aid

[–]Azqa95 0 points1 point ago

This has to be photoshop, there's no way someone can be that stupid.

[–]nitpickr -1 points0 points ago

It's to work-around hate speech laws. It's pretty clever actually.

[–]DraculaOnTheMoon 0 points1 point ago

My mom was raped by Apple Juice and my dog was ran over by orange juice. Damn juice!

[–]MpegEVIL -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]seanjuro -5 points-4 points ago

Jews he can't spell.