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[–]TrueMilli 22 points23 points ago

[–]oOkeuleOo 0 points1 point ago

feels

[–]MestR 2 points3 points ago

[–]1Avion1 0 points1 point ago

Frisson.

[–]BillDAWG 2 points3 points ago

[–]OppositeImage 1 point2 points ago

Get out of my mind!

[–]RockFerrit -1 points0 points ago

Earthbound

[–]OkiPoncho 2 points3 points ago

I could have sworn I've seen that in an Anime or Video Game....

[–]SlurmsMackenzie92 0 points1 point ago

Well there is that episode of the Simpsons where Homer is a giant and he he tries to hit the meteorite with a baseball bat

[–]holystar64 2 points3 points ago

You might've been thinking of FLCL.

[–]thejiujitsupanda 2 points3 points ago

"Just swing the bat."

[–]-Eyedontno- 5 points6 points ago

That is, until scissors come along and just ruins everybody's day.

[–]Lordscoot 4 points5 points ago

But it's a fire rock. That has to be cheating.

[–]deja-vu-comment 10 points11 points ago

You could've at least included the source..

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[–]streeter5000 1 point2 points ago

Are you guys wizards?

[–]NotaMethAddict 10 points11 points ago

deja-vu-comment and RICH_LITTLE are both comment reposting bots. That was the top comment from the previous time this was posted.

[–]SupermanV3 0 points1 point ago

CtrlC_plus_CtrlV did the same thing too.

[–]quotejester 2 points3 points ago

SupermanV3, huh? I bet this isn't even your final form.

[–]SupermanV3 -1 points0 points ago

I do love me some DBZ.

[–]Supermanv6 0 points1 point ago

It's not...

[–]cssher 0 points1 point ago

So, the top comment on a post was talking about how unoriginal the post was. Then the post was reposted and bots reposted the top comment? Something like that?

[–]marnie50 0 points1 point ago

Repost-ception

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[–]RICH_LITTLE -1 points0 points ago

He's just guessing.

[–]jimcrator 2 points3 points ago

From the sidebar:

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[–]NotaMethAddict 2 points3 points ago

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

This is why the Dinosaurs went extinct. The T-Rexes couldn't hold together a sheet of paper big enough to stop the asteroid because of their tiny arms!

Nobody even think about double-checking my idea here, it works.

[–]SupermanV3 -2 points-1 points ago

IANAS but the math checks out.

[–]marnie50 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Mankind's best idea.. 101coms 1426pts 2mos funny
A meteor is crashing towards earth... 0coms 14pts 10dys funny
So, a meteor is crashing towards Earth... 4coms 115pts 10dys pics

source: karmadecay

EDIT: Downvotes for telling you something is a repost? Really? Real clever.

[–]Tontolou 1 point2 points ago

How do you make those nifty tables on the comments?

[–]SupermanV3 5 points6 points ago

I believe it's a part of the karma decay browser addon.

[–]Tontolou 2 points3 points ago

Hey!! Where's your evil twin brother SupermanV2?

[–]SupermanV3 5 points6 points ago

I don't like to talk about him. He's kind of the black sheep of the family.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 1 point2 points ago

Black sheep have the biggest butts.

[–]SupermanV3 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]8repeels8 0 points1 point ago

You're not unique snowflake.

[–]Tontolou 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. He's an asshole too.

[–]marnie50 1 point2 points ago

Just copied from Karmadecay

[–]Petrarch1603 0 points1 point ago

How do they know where to put the paper?

[–]CityWithoutMen 5 points6 points ago

Math

[–]Nova178 -1 points0 points ago

Meh

[–]authorless 0 points1 point ago

But what if it is not a chondrite?

[–]Crocodilly 1 point2 points ago

I think we just found the plot to the new "Rock Paper Scissors" movie.

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head.

[–]gbsolo12 0 points1 point ago

rock paper scissors lizard spock is better

[–]SheldonKoopa 0 points1 point ago

Except if seventeen people were holding a gigantic piece of paper, and the meteor was very close, chances are the people holding the paper would be the only casualty.

[–]Menolith 0 points1 point ago

To be honest an asteroid that small wouldn't cause too much trouble...

[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

You could've at least included the source..