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[–]pandasnpistols 40 points41 points ago

[jaw drops]

[–]dontlemmedown 30 points31 points ago

[picks up jaw for you]

[–]basedom 35 points36 points ago

you should really lego of his jaw

[–]lethargicwalrus 11 points12 points ago

The good thing about this is that LEGOs are far too specific to start a pun thread.

[–]MasterAardwolf 17 points18 points ago

Dude, don't be a brick. Of course we can make a pun thread with Legos.

[–]Ikalpo 13 points14 points ago

Sorry, but pun threads and legos just don't K'nex.

[–]Dakota47 8 points9 points ago

I sit silently waiting for you in the dark.

-blue Square Lego piece-

[–]red_280 7 points8 points ago

Mega Bloks are terrible.

[–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 3 points4 points ago

I've never been to Legoland.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 6 points7 points ago

I've never been to Disneyland.

[–]77Tiger 1 point2 points ago

I'm just going to leave this here: http://legoemperor.wordpress.com/category/lego-puns-and-jokes/ You're welcome.

[–]jroot 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, that shouldn't block us from trying!

[–]ilikecommunitylots 0 points1 point ago

my highest rated comment was from a lego pun thread...

[–]SinisterKid 5 points6 points ago

Technicsally his jaw shouldn't even be there.

[–]typhoidisbad 31 points32 points ago

"Anyone seeking more information" can see the post by a guy who will inevitably post links to it later.

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

You called it, well done.

[–]drchickenbeer 7 points8 points ago

That's the worst Lego airplane that I've ever seen.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, I've seen some crazy shit try to pass for airplanes when I was little

[–]enjoy_my_jacket 26 points27 points ago

“One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” ―Stephen Hawking

[–]Scully1981 31 points32 points ago

"Push me. And then just touch me. Til I can get my. Satisfaction."

  • Stephen Hawking

[–]DollarsThanSense 5 points6 points ago

Perfectly put, imho.

[–]HyperactiveJudge 8 points9 points ago

Imperfectly put, imho.

You can thank me later!

[–]orborb 2 points3 points ago

Brain lego brain lego brain lego lego lego http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl5uZqQlmEU

[–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what the hell that was but I watched all of it.

[–]NotaMethAddict 48 points49 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Lego Stephen Hawking 1com 33pts 4mos pics
I use to like Legos 12coms 45pts 6mos WTF
a badass creation of a badass guy 18coms 409pts 4mos atheism
Lego Stephen Hawking 16coms 103pts 7mos pics
I see your LEGO Freddie Mercury and raise you one Stephen Hawking 20coms 517pts 9mos pics
Actually pretty creative 40coms 261pts 1yr pics
Stephen Hawking now endorsing Legos? 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Googled "World's biggest Lego sculpture". Uh, what? 2coms 49pts 2mos funny
Googled Stephen Hawking. (x-post from r/WTF) 0coms 10pts 5mos funny
Googled Stephen Hawking, came across this gem 7coms 87pts 5mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]phyK 32 points33 points ago

Why the fuck was this posted in /r/atheism ???

[–]mewtashun 27 points28 points ago

Lego Hawking is the Atheist Deity.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 9 points10 points ago

But which one?

I'm trying to collect all twelve!

[–]cookrw1989 4 points5 points ago

Gotta catch 'em all?

[–]Cask_Strength_Islay 3 points4 points ago

Raking in that science karma!

[–]Rallagher 3 points4 points ago

Just need to put a ramp on my Lego star-fighter and were all set.

[–]MorningLtMtn 3 points4 points ago

That's a wheelie good attempt...

[–]Vindictive29[!] 8 points9 points ago

I'm here to embrace my inner demon and the downvotes it sometimes brings... this is going to be ugly.

I've always wanted my very own Stephen Hawking's inaction figure.

-anonymous

[–]wwwords 4 points5 points ago

ALMOST—because it just needs the voice.

[–]ms-whatever 2 points3 points ago

His facial expression is a give away that he's watching porn on his screen.

[–]bionictyler 2 points3 points ago

It's capable of walking just as well as the real Stephen Hawking

[–]ComixSE 0 points1 point ago

What's black and sits on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a housefire

[–]R3d1st 2 points3 points ago

This is going to get downvoted to oblivion due to major political incorrectness, but for once, someone had to do it...

tl;dr: There, FTFY: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/410x073E8uL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[–]Playa_dust 0 points1 point ago

Almost... But I think his computer is on his right. Just sayin'.

[–]static-klingon 1 point2 points ago

Is he jerkin' it?

[–]peterp4nda 0 points1 point ago

What? Is it lego day today or something?

[–]ajwil031 0 points1 point ago

that is sooo fucked up.

[–]madoog 0 points1 point ago

This is right under the post saying 'Legolize it'.

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

Dat Jamaican seat. Selassi I, rastaman.

[–]overused-meme-alert -3 points-2 points ago

Dat Jamaican

ding ding ding

.

[–]AnalBurns -1 points0 points ago

Mfw when dat username is a gem. I know that feel, bro.

[–]akal96 0 points1 point ago

Billy the lego.

[–]MrXBob 0 points1 point ago

[–]josephanthony 1 point2 points ago

But he'll never know the joy of finding a Lego brick with his bare foot!

[–]zissous4 0 points1 point ago

Hhahahahahahahahahahahaha were all going to hell but I don't care

[–]pinkpools 0 points1 point ago

They must put Lego Hawking in the upcoming Lego movie. Or at the very least, Lego Steve Buscemi.

[–]AtchKiss 0 points1 point ago

If that funny is wrong, I don't want to be right bahahahahaha

[–]nooocomment 0 points1 point ago

tired old man in an easy chair.. snoozing. He looks perfect to me

[–]Witbox 0 points1 point ago

And not a single fuck given to home work! Nicely done.

[–]EyebrowsRedditNaked 0 points1 point ago

Woah

[–]Condiegov 0 points1 point ago

This Dosent Belong here It belongs In r/Space

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

too many caps

[–]My_Awkward_Account 0 points1 point ago

This really makes me want to beg my Mom to get my Lego out of our storage container.

[–]keystroker007 0 points1 point ago

This has so much win...

[–]tehepikducks -1 points0 points ago

STEVEN HAWKING Make ALBERT EINSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]lovemeharder -1 points0 points ago

This is disrespectful to Mr. Hawking

[–]bjarneks 1 point2 points ago

"TIMMY!"

[–]Other_Ryan 1 point2 points ago

Stephen Blocking

[–]myPuppysCute 0 points1 point ago

Just...wow...I l love it.

[–]pete1729 0 points1 point ago

No, it's perfect.

[–]tuckerrrr 1 point2 points ago

Look at me, Hector.

[–]SokkasInstincts 0 points1 point ago

Rasta for subtle trees karma shoutout. I like it.

[–]project_twenty5oh1 -1 points0 points ago

Push. Me. And. Then. Just. Touch. Me. Till. I. Can. Get. My. Satisfaction.

[–]camerontylek 0 points1 point ago

His legs! His legs make this great.

[–]jrodyw 0 points1 point ago

Stephen blocking.

Same joke I made last time this picture was posted.

[–]JakofBlades 0 points1 point ago

Except it's handicapped.

[–]masterchiefr75 0 points1 point ago

Be Curious.

[–]turkjurk 0 points1 point ago

You are awful...upvote

[–]mangomonster926 0 points1 point ago

Come'on guys.. am I the only one who instantly looked at how Stephen Hawking looks like he is jacking off in this?!?

[–]eyropiarip 0 points1 point ago

I feel sad because I decided to Google him and now I'm reading stories about how his second wife abuses him.... So terrible....

[–]gayrudeboys 2 points3 points ago

I highly endorse his seat. [8]

[–]RICH_LITTLE -3 points-2 points ago

I'll see your repost and raise you another repost! Hah! Take that, swine!

[–]DeezeyD -2 points-1 points ago

No.

[–]Infinity02 0 points1 point ago

Push me.. And then just touch me.. Til I can get my.. Satisfaction