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[–]Coatsy 19 points20 points ago

On behalf of reddit, Fuck you.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 5 points6 points ago

Eats shoots and leaves

[–]POSTS_GIFS 1 point2 points ago

[–]108241 1 point2 points ago

It said market prices! What market are you shopping at?

[–]lawlshane 6 points7 points ago

Are you illiterate? Do you not look at the fucking prices on the menu?

[–]Pollywaffle 0 points1 point ago

Bitch had to get lobster, hey.

[–]PopWhatMagnitude 0 points1 point ago

What market are you shopping at?!?

[–]revolutionaryfaggot 2 points3 points ago

Ok, I understand that not everyone has seen reposts, but can we at least get a tally of who the fuck hasn't seen this?

[–]BitchesLove 1 point2 points ago

First time for me

[–]Rjb12 0 points1 point ago

Same here

[–]neogod 1 point2 points ago

I...

[–]ChronikTheory 1 point2 points ago

How many times this has been reposted makes me a saaad panda.

[–]AndrewPresnal -1 points0 points ago

im going to go watch the video now

[–]Tyler_Durdan 0 points1 point ago

"Why did I have so many drinks!!!!" -What I think every time.

[–]Traeco13 -2 points-1 points ago

Saw this on memecenter a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

[–]DawginYourMomma -1 points0 points ago

The prices are typically on the menu.

[–]MrTutti -2 points-1 points ago

I sort of do the same thing when I concentrate really hard to take a shit, and i rip myself a new asshole when I explode

[–]Amandamwestbrook -4 points-3 points ago

Ok that wasn't funny, it was just gross

[–]stungun001 -4 points-3 points ago

Fuckin funny