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[–]Rasheeke 21 points22 points ago

Run... as far as you can...

Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case you may be interested in purchasing some lube.

[–]Feed_Me_Upvotes 6 points7 points ago

[–]Siethron 3 points4 points ago

I saw a blue link and almost clicked it, close call.

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 2 points3 points ago

WHY IS THIS LINK NOT BLUE?!?!

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

He should probably purchase some lube anyway.

[–]theillinestvillain 8 points9 points ago

So... She's into pegging, then?

[–]Ayavaron 32 points33 points ago

[–]scorpio242 4 points5 points ago

Still one of the creepier pictures that shouldn't be, not sure why

[–]TWILIGHT_IS_AWESOME 3 points4 points ago

/r/Pegging should interest you, OP.

NSFW.

[–]Organic_Master[S] 8 points9 points ago

Running and typing!

[–]NotaMethAddict 5 points6 points ago

Pssst. OP, the reply option is below the comment and to the right!

I noticed you meant to say that to Rasheeke.

[–]ms-whatever 9 points10 points ago

Its hard when you're running, a mistake was bound to happen.

[–]TiePilot 0 points1 point ago

You may like it. You'll never know until you try it.

(for the record I couldnt get past her finger...)

[–]righteous_punch 3 points4 points ago

Remember to bite the pillow.

[–]_Auto_ 9 points10 points ago

[–]MonkeeSage 4 points5 points ago

[–]3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue 9 points10 points ago

wat in the shit are those pictures?

[–]Sluisifer 4 points5 points ago

Clearly she wants you to role-play as this kid. Stop by a goodwill on your way over for some old clothes and a cheap wig.

[–]yashar1 5 points6 points ago

I'm not sure if this is a girl or a 90's boy.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 2 points3 points ago

I read your name as Orgasm_Master, came here expecting more.

[–]CityWithoutMen 4 points5 points ago

[–]Scorpius289 1 point2 points ago

D'awww, isn't that cute? <3

[–]takeapieandrun 3 points4 points ago

[–]OthoJNoggle 1 point2 points ago

Your girlfriend looks really, really, really young … and kinda like a boy.

[–]OrganicOrganics 0 points1 point ago

YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER!!

[–]gkiltz -1 points0 points ago

Is she close to your own age??

[–]Hops_n_barley 0 points1 point ago

I havent met her but your girlfriend scares me

[–]Lilly_Satou 0 points1 point ago

Beans!?

[–]Mhblea 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, it's Rachel Dratch as a child.

[–]suckyou 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, Peter man? Watch out for your corn hole."

[–]wsommers 0 points1 point ago

kinda looks like Michael Cera

[–]That1KidFromOvaThere 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD! WHY WHY, I DIDNT KNOW! Damn, eww i didnt know wat pegging was.

[–]MuteReality 0 points1 point ago

Since this made me laugh for over the usual two seconds (120!). Imma up vote it and everything currently posted here, up boats AWAY!

[–]samba29 -1 points0 points ago

You're making us look bad

[–]MuteReality -1 points0 points ago

Yeah my bad. I forgot how much redditors care about their anonymous internet image

[–]EcHoOfInSaNiTy -1 points0 points ago

It's ok I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Sending this to my girlfriend.

[–]constipationnow -1 points0 points ago

best gf ever