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Halloween is coming... (imgur.com)

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[–]RickBlaine42 56 points57 points ago

I really want this to be deleted from the Internet before it shows up all over my Facebook feed in 3 days.

[–]they_call_me_dewey 13 points14 points ago

It showed up on my Facebook feed a number of hours ago with some conservative-leaning meme text over it. You've been warned.

[–]friday6700 22 points23 points ago

Republicans are going to have a goddamn field day with this.

[–]diggoran 2 points3 points ago

It has, 3 days ago in my case.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 1 point2 points ago

Just get off Facebook.

[–]IcedSquirrel -1 points0 points ago

It's posts like this that makes me glad i don't accept friends request from morons on my FB.

[–]sup3rr0ck13 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on my facebook before it was on reddit

[–]chrisooo[S] -2 points-1 points ago

So did I...

[–]redditor99161 -1 points0 points ago

Already on mine. D:

[–]cyniclawl 10 points11 points ago

I work for a halloween store, there's this animatronic girl from the walking dead on a roomba that follows you around, Kids hate it, parents get pissed at it and turn it off, i get in trouble if it's not on, so i turn it on and laugh at the kids laughing...i'm a bad person, but its my job so it's excusable.

[–]JKR93 85 points86 points ago

If that was a Mitt Romney mask, it would be on the front page.

[–]ScottCarmichael 47 points48 points ago

Somehow, that's racist...you racist.

[–]JKR93 25 points26 points ago

Or accurate, since Reddit hates Republicans, like myself.

[–]I-Red-It 4 points5 points ago

ALRIGHT! Someone needs to give me a list of the everything(or at least top 15 things) Reddit appearently hates.i see these comments everywhere.

[–]lamonifin 30 points31 points ago

  1. Reposts
  2. Comments pointing out a post is a repost
  3. Mitt Romney
  4. Republicans
  5. Atheists
  6. Christians
  7. Women
  8. Misogynists
  9. 90's kids
  10. Karmanaut
  11. As of yesterday, SupermanV2 (this and #10 could count as one, since we're all karmanaut)
  12. 9Gag (probably deserves to be higher up on the list, but I'm lazy)
  13. The War on Drugs
  14. The War on Terror
  15. Internet Explorer

[–]jackthedog 5 points6 points ago

Also these infractions:

  • bad parking

  • animals left in cars

  • people who don't put their shopping carts away properly

[–]Killer_Killa_Tequila 0 points1 point ago

Annd: Nicholas Cage.

[–]seltzerislife -2 points-1 points ago

Also: The USA

[–]Lurkerbot9001 -1 points0 points ago

Don't forget Chuck Norris.

[–]I-Red-It 3 points4 points ago

Thanks man, beyond the insults, this was very insiteful. Cant wait to see what other people say!

[–]MCMatarius 20 points21 points ago

Insightful*

Reddit also does not like spelling mistakes.

[–]I-Red-It 2 points3 points ago

Hmm. Im already being downvoted. I'll just keep it that way. Thanks though. I figured it was wrong. I just didn't know how...

[–]Iplayroblox 5 points6 points ago

DOWNVOTED?!?? I'LL SAVE YOU SOLDIER.

[–]I-Red-It 2 points3 points ago

THANKS SARGE!

[–]igetdownvotedalot 7 points8 points ago

Also I think we are supposed to hate uggs, nickelback and facebook.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

And crocs!

But... everyone hates crocs

[–]King_Pumpernickel 0 points1 point ago

As far as 9GAG is concerned, I think that only really applies to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu.

[–]SugarBeef 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget about reposts that they only hate them once they realize it's a repost. This usually only happens after item #2.

Don't try to think about it too hard, this is the internet. It's not supposed to make sense.

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[–]lamonifin 0 points1 point ago

That was part of the joke. ;)

[–]CODDE117 0 points1 point ago

You forgot

> Spelling errors

> Spelling corrections

[–]Goodguy1066 -3 points-2 points ago

Israel too!

[–]I-Red-It 1 point2 points ago

Edit:Okay, just so you guys know, I really wasnt trying to be demanding. I just would like to know.

[–]starryeyedq 1 point2 points ago

And just so YOU know, Edits are supposed to go in your original comment, silly:) That's what the "edit" option in your comments is for. When a comment has been... well you know... a little star appears next to it. People type "EDIT" so others know what the change was.

[–]I-Red-It 0 points1 point ago

I knew that. Im on my iPod. I misclicked and didnt realise till it was too late.

[–]rumblegod 1 point2 points ago

So you're going to vote republican?

[–]JKR93 0 points1 point ago

Yes..?

[–]rumblegod 1 point2 points ago

I'm wondering, why?

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[–]Hawkmoon333 -3 points-2 points ago

Reddit also hates people with bad grammar.

[–]franick1987 5 points6 points ago

I work at target and yes there is a mitt mask. Now go get your karma.

[–]Iplayroblox 3 points4 points ago

Wait I'm not on the front page? WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!!?

[–]sadiikitty 3 points4 points ago

My uncle had a McCain mask, and nearly caused my sister to piss herself by scaring her with it. She screamed and cried, and hilarity ensued.

[–]Requi3m 1 point2 points ago

and now it is on the front page. Go fuck yourself :D

[–]DOOKIEPOOKIE 5 points6 points ago

Cant wait to get this in an email from my grandma with one of those subject lines that say "FW" like 500 times.

[–]Pokeraptor 3 points4 points ago

That girl in the background :3

[–]Thenemesis90 3 points4 points ago

Obamask

[–]DrLasagna 8 points9 points ago

"this just in, Obamas approval ratings with children are down, vote Romney."

[–]Mistyranch 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, Fox News.

[–]ShondaLeRon 4 points5 points ago

my boyfriend works at target. he's been spending his shifts scaring the shit out of people with that mask, including myself lol.

[–]BTAA4TD 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, kid, I feel the same way.

[–]fett4evr 0 points1 point ago

smart kid

[–]mikeythegamer 0 points1 point ago

It's ok child, his face makes me cry too!!

[–]Leiden 2 points3 points ago

I'm going as Baraccoli for Halloween

[–]via_hamburger_phone 6 points7 points ago

Someone should explain to this child the importance of "the black friend".

[–]EggyMean 4 points5 points ago

You stole this from r/conservative.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/zvwrb/so_this_came_up_on_my_newsfeedit_seemed_reddit/

Dick.

[–]Wworkin 10 points11 points ago

Are we here in funny not allowed to see it?

[–]paranode 3 points4 points ago

IT DOESN'T MAKE FUN OF ROMNEY, GET WITH THE PROGRAM MAN

[–]Wworkin 1 point2 points ago

And rconservative stole it from facebook

[–]Ayavaron 4 points5 points ago

THIS JUST IN: 
SMALL CHILD FINDS LIKENESS OF OBAMA'S CHILLING VISAGE
SMALL CHILD NOW IN TEARS.

[–]you_been_mangoed 0 points1 point ago

What is it with those Obama masks!? Once when I was hanging out with a blind friend in a Halloween shop, I thought those masks were funny and handed her one to take a look at (yes, she's blind, but I can't think of a better term - "feel" makes it seem like the texture is the focus and not the overall shape).

Anyway, she got really freaked out and dropped it, saying it was way too realistic, like it was actually his skin. She found the store creepy after that, so we left.

[–]BTAA4TD 3 points4 points ago

How does she know what Obama's actual skin feels like?

[–]you_been_mangoed 2 points3 points ago

Well damn, I should have asked her that! xD

[–]EPIC_RAPTOR 1 point2 points ago

Those masks will always remind me of True Blood.

[–]Nabbicus 0 points1 point ago

This is the second time I saw something on my tiny speck of a corner on Facebook before seeing it on Reddit. YOU ARE ALL DEAD TO ME

[–]langaraorange 1 point2 points ago

Clearly the kid has watches the latest season of true blood. Bad dudes wear Obama masks a shoot supernaturals. I too would be afraid.

[–]D14BL0 0 points1 point ago

Kid needs to learn to accept the mask. How else is he gonna learn to shoot Shifters?

[–]tinamou63 0 points1 point ago

Raw face is just gross...

[–]thenagel 0 points1 point ago

i used to work with the sister of that kids mom. there's no joke there, i really did.

[–]pilusante 0 points1 point ago

Just buy the kid some Microsoft, Google or IBM stock. It'll change his attitude toward the president real fast. TIL: Tech companies love Obama and Obama loves them back.

[–]beard-oo 0 points1 point ago

oh obama you are one scary black man

[–]amberrgerr 1 point2 points ago

It makes me sad that the first thing I noticed was "oh this is at target". I really need a different job.

[–]tuckmyjunksofast 0 points1 point ago

Now all we need are some wooden bullets with silver cores, damned supes.

[–]BatmansNygma 1 point2 points ago

My 10 y/o sister dressed as Obama 2 years ago for Halloween, my dad walked around as her Secret Service agent

[–]schaft0620 0 points1 point ago

Sums up my facebook news feed.

[–]avengedsevenfoldxx 0 points1 point ago

...Not bad.

[–]weisblattsnut 1 point2 points ago

Listen kid, your share of the national Debt is....

[–]Pastogen -1 points0 points ago

Good job, guy. You scarred that kid for life.

[–]Impr3ssion -1 points0 points ago

I marvel at the thought process here: "My child is screaming bloody murder in a public place. This is a result of him feeling unsafe and scared. Everyone within shouting distance is twitching from the horrible sound of a kid screaming. Whelp, better dig out my camera and shove the offending item right in his face!"

[–]basedom 1 point2 points ago

The kid is obviously Republican

[–]ms-whatever 1 point2 points ago

If he thinks that's scary, he should see the Obama zombie mask.

[–]paulduve -3 points-2 points ago

Parents scaring their kids: not fucking cool.

[–]meancommentredditor 2 points3 points ago

i challenge rule 34. That mask on every actor in an orgy.

[–]fornnwet -1 points0 points ago

That kid just got spooked.

[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

New meme: Republican baby! The only problem is, how do you say something more childish than a real Republican?

[–]shteeeeeve -2 points-1 points ago

Does that come with a 16-year-old-American-kid-killing-drone?

[–]pizzlybear 0 points1 point ago

Someone's raising their kid right.

[–]Natos -5 points-4 points ago

I am sure there's potential for a Fox News headline in this

[–]thinkofsomethingfun -1 points0 points ago

Typical republican.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

This kid must be making 200 to 250k a year.

[–]DreamLifter1221 0 points1 point ago

As someone who works in retail seeing you make your own child cry... fuck you sir.

[–]MoonDaddy -2 points-1 points ago

Kid is a Republican.

[–]maraedits -4 points-3 points ago

Racist.

[–]HassenPepperINC -3 points-2 points ago

From my FB feed: "Kids are scared of terrorists" I continually ask wtf he's still a "friend"

[–]Ens_Ricky -4 points-3 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

[–]thebitchinred 1 point2 points ago

That kid ate too much Nutella. Simple as that.

[–]itsdannybro -4 points-3 points ago

I'm definitely voting for Obama, but dat shits funny.

[–]plasticmonster -2 points-1 points ago

Left Facebook 3 years ago. Haven't missed it.

[–]Reggieperrin -3 points-2 points ago

Someone else on this website who thinks its funny to terrorize a child photograph it and release it here in the hope of getting more worthless numbers next to their name.

Well done.

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