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[–]happyally 44 points45 points ago

How is this funny? /r/aww is a thing.

[–]Tubasaurus 12 points13 points ago

It's much more of a repost on /r/aww

[–]happyally 10 points11 points ago

So it's not just me... the cat pics are spilling over like some kind of high school volcano experiment gone terribly wrong.

[–]Jagjamin 2 points3 points ago

Gone right. Gone wrong is where it doesn't do anything. Gone right is when it annoys the class next door.

[–]USonic 1 point2 points ago

Considering it's annoying here... you do have a point.

[–]EggoWafflessss 63 points64 points ago

You raise us a gif we all have?

[–]fuckhitler 20 points21 points ago

I don't care how many times I see this, never gets old.

[–]blackhawk465 10 points11 points ago

But does it ever get funny?

[–]fuckhitler 5 points6 points ago

I didn't even realize this was posted in r/funny. No, it doesn't ever get funny, it never was. This belongs in r/aww.

[–]LazerProject 0 points1 point ago

No, just cute.

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[–]blackhawk465 6 points7 points ago

I have read reddiquette. Have you?

Please don't:

  • Make new submissions about existing topics just because they're popular. "I see your X and I give you Y..." Keep it in the original thread.

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[–]blackhawk465 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a fuck who you were talking to. This post still breaks reddiquette.

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[–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

I was referring to it breaking a different part of reddiquette. My point of getting involved was to show you, and other people, that it is. Your post was the actually the perfect point to get involved. Losing my temper? You must not have been on reddit (only 7 months?) if you think using the word fuck means somebody is actually angry. It was simply a response to your cuntish attitude. <3

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[–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

Well. The simple fact you assumed that I was mad led me to believe there must be a reason that you have made that wrongful assumption. And also, again you have made the wrongful assumption that I have downvoted you just because you were downvoted. I simply keep them neutral. Again you think you pissed me off so that just leads me to think you just aren't understanding... but that's okay. I've already done what I needed to do here. :)

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[–]Datura87 -2 points-1 points ago

Rediquette? Pft, stop being a dictator, rediquette. Give the people what they want.

[–]blackhawk465 -1 points0 points ago

Apparently that's for you to shut the fuck up.

[–]PlumDrop 17 points18 points ago

Why don't my cats love me like that?

[–]type-set 7 points8 points ago

because cats don't actually love anything like that. it was a ruse for the camera.

[–]Softcorps_dn 3 points4 points ago

Watch out for that Hitler; he's a bad egg!

[–]nonExistentZac 1 point2 points ago

A ruse? Hi, it's 1930s, can have our words, and clothes, and shitty plane back?

[–]PlumDrop -3 points-2 points ago

Shut up.

[–]Maestrotx 0 points1 point ago

Because you don't know how to use the Art of Classical Conditioning.

[–]ijustreallyliketrees 4 points5 points ago

You had tuna water wiped on you neck, admit it.

[–]Clockian 2 points3 points ago

Where is this husky high five of which you speak?

[–]doughnutman64 7 points8 points ago

Reddit is not poker

[–]friday6700 0 points1 point ago

But I just traded my money in for chips, and cards keep coming out of my laptop.

[–]doughnutman64 0 points1 point ago

You were scammed

[–]friday6700 1 point2 points ago

That's one hell of a scam if they made my computer print playing cards from the dvd tray just to get 50 bucks worth of chips from me.

[–]blackhawk465 1 point2 points ago

Yet people upvote this crap.

[–]littlezav 3 points4 points ago

reminds me of Christian the lion

[–]ThePharoah 5 points6 points ago

He's marking you with his scent glands.

[–]AdmiralAckbarUT 10 points11 points ago

Cool repost. Show me another.

[–]Wimachtendink 7 points8 points ago

[–]gpbprogeny 4 points5 points ago

I like reposters more that I like people crying "repost".

And yes, I realize this is a bad post because it complains about someone complaining.

I just don't give a damn.

[–]ovi282 1 point2 points ago

/r/aww leaking again.

[–]stratosii 2 points3 points ago

My cat does this! <3 Jam!

[–]frakintrekker 6 points7 points ago

I had a dog that wouldn't go to sleep at night if I didn't give her a hug first. It was so adorably weird.

[–]SeasOfDisease 6 points7 points ago

Still fucking adorable, though.

[–]MMAPhreak21 -1 points0 points ago

No, I'm allergic to adorableness!

[–]alexkitsune -1 points0 points ago

Spencer!?

[–]yall_cray 0 points1 point ago

i know a tuna treat behind the ear when i see it.

[–]Maxweller29 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else want that cat to attack him?

[–]Dem0n5 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for reminding me to filter out "raise you" titles.

[–]ManFishSam 0 points1 point ago

this wins!

[–]username0899 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but I just don't care.

[–]DucksNuts 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what part of this is a raise from a high five-ing Husky

[–]fxscreamer 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit, I'm rollin' and all I want now is this cat.

[–]basementboy 0 points1 point ago

And you raise me Abed from community hugging a cat... kind of apples and oranges, isn't it?

[–]AlecMittens 0 points1 point ago

My cat does this. I thought all cats did. I think it's time to reap some karma.

[–]CarpeQualia 1 point2 points ago

European cats kiss both cheeks

[–]fletcher42 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering what John Mark Carr was up to.

[–]sukit_tribeck 0 points1 point ago

I had a cat that did this growing up. I miss him, and i try to teach new cats this hen i get them, but they don't get it.

[–]beastlytaco03 0 points1 point ago

How does one teach their cat to do this?

[–]sukit_tribeck 1 point2 points ago

I got him when I was 5 and he was a kitten. He always liked sitting on my chest, and as he got bigger faster then I did I would put his arms on my shoulders. As the years went on I kept growing and he stopped. It turned into him hugging me and nuzzling my chin. He'd do it when i got home, when I'd be trying to do something or watch something, when I'd be sad. He was the best cat ever. Most cats I've had since don't seem to be very cool being face to face with a giant human long enough to learn this. Closest I've come is my current one that will poke you in the eye if you ignore her.

[–]beastlytaco03 0 points1 point ago

Ah, so it would be like a raising from a birth thing. We had two cats that were given to us from our neighbors who didn't know that their cat was a female. So when she had her litter, my mother raised (I think there was 5-7 born) them from birth. Sadly, the one that I grew attached to was scratched in the eye as a kitten, so he had eye problems. A couple years or so later, he started to have seizures and I believe he had epilepsy. It was very sad because when i was younger I would roll around on the floor and he would chase me. But, with the special medication and all the stress it put on my mom, we had him put down. I wasn't sad then but I am a lot now, as his sister likes me but being the stereotypical cat she is doesn't want to be loved when I want to pet her.

[–]sukit_tribeck 1 point2 points ago

sad day! that definitely sounds like cat behavior though. try looking busy that's usually when they want attention from me.

[–]m1garand -1 points0 points ago

This is... so beautiful :')

[–]punx_at_heart -1 points0 points ago

I wish my kitty would give me hugs!

[–]Bullshit_Repost 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]pnwgirl 0 points1 point ago

This is what my bf's cat does to him when he gets home from work. And then bites the hell out of his foot for being gone all day.

[–]_grant_ 0 points1 point ago

If the gif would have been a little longer, it would have shown the cat then proceed to scratch it's owners eyeballs because it is a cat and it does what it wants.

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter -1 points0 points ago

Aww.. that may be the cutest... and saddest thing I've ever seen.

[–]sinrith -1 points0 points ago

This GIF always bums me out, my kitty would do this when I would pick her up.

Miss her so much.

[–]DtheK 0 points1 point ago

My dog does this, it usually mean's they are horny. Watch out.

[–]Mousable -1 points0 points ago

D'awwwww

[–]erikb1224 0 points1 point ago

Repost!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]dudemanhey 0 points1 point ago

That's an impressive animatronic cat

[–]obliterationn 0 points1 point ago

He was going for the kill but the blasted camera was filming

[–]stussy-one 0 points1 point ago

move your fag fest to awwww

[–]BarryFromEastenders 0 points1 point ago

Creepy as fuck.

[–]strangedays90 0 points1 point ago

What magic is this!?

[–]PemCorgiSelphie 0 points1 point ago

i think it was an alaskan klee kai

[–]PemCorgiSelphie 0 points1 point ago

in fact, it was. Klee kais are a modern breed bred to look like very tiny huskies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o9VRIdbRXo

[–]Screamingnoodle 0 points1 point ago

Is this supposed to be unique? My cat does this multiple times a day..

[–]Bewaretheboomstick 0 points1 point ago

[–]xXNanookXx 0 points1 point ago

I think I saw a video of this guy fucking a dog.

[–]Zooperman 0 points1 point ago

would be cool if this wasnt a repost

[–]sunarcher -1 points0 points ago

and raise you.......WAIT FOR IT.....a REPOST.

[–]scurvydog-uldum 0 points1 point ago

Why am I on a site with freaks who would upvote this?

[–]dag96 -3 points-2 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAA!!!! This is sooo funny!

[–]VictoryGin 0 points1 point ago

My cat kind of does this, only she jumps from the floor into the hugging position.

I love my cat :D

[–]TheGuyThatAteYourDog 0 points1 point ago

He's a Math teacher in my High School. Seeing him on Reddit makes me feel special every day.

[–]NuclearDawn 0 points1 point ago

hi Alex

[–]Danaug -2 points-1 points ago

Is any extremely fucking annoyed with "I see your "x" and raise you..." posts. Holy fuck.

[–]te_9 0 points1 point ago

I see your cat and I raise you a lion: http://imgur.com/gallery/grI2m

[–]middyonline -5 points-4 points ago

Its a sad man that teaches his cat to hug him, a sad man indeed.

[–]78451326459787512136 2 points3 points ago

He looks pretty happy to me.

[–]WOWNICEONE -4 points-3 points ago

Not funny at all! I'm tired of all the dang cats. They're not cute enough to make me laugh. KEEP THEM IN AWW.