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[–]nowclick 190 points191 points ago

i can see this taking of as an excercise tool that limits the strain on your joints. So you can run without putting your entire weigth on your feet. Could be interesting for people recovering after injuries.

edit: (I should mention that there already is aquatic therapy. thanks hydrogen_wv)

[–]Journalisto 170 points171 points ago

I think I'd rather hang over a treadmill than go out in public on that thing.

[–]CitizenPremier 101 points102 points ago

Well if you're morbidly obese and using this you look about as bad as being morbidly obese and not using this, so you might as well use it.

[–]jftduncan 56 points57 points ago

I don't think that frame can handle morbidly obese.

[–]WarAndRuin 52 points53 points ago

challenge accepted...someone get me a lot of pizza..

[–]grimcerberus 9 points10 points ago

Would you like a crane to be waiting for you, mr soon to be obese?

[–]WarAndRuin 11 points12 points ago

Why yes, thank you.

[–]grimcerberus 9 points10 points ago

Alright.. Marty! You heard the man, pizza AND a crane

[–]WarAndRuin 10 points11 points ago

Would a couple 2 liters of Dr. Pepper be too much to ask?

[–]SpecterJoe 10 points11 points ago

No! You drink lard!

[–]grimcerberus 2 points3 points ago

I'm gunna have to charge you extra for that, which chin would you like to sign with? :P

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 3 points4 points ago

poor marty

[–]grimcerberus 1 point2 points ago

Hes also a plumber...

[–]OwlOwlowlThis 9 points10 points ago

Fat Sonic .jpg

[–]Tuldah 34 points35 points ago

I see your .jpg and raise you..

http://imgur.com/DedfO

[–]TheMagicJesus 12 points13 points ago

[–]thatguywhofaps 11 points12 points ago

i see your spiderman and raise you...

http://i.imgur.com/TadyH.gif

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

[–]Steams 1 point2 points ago

this jpeg is a gif ಠ_ಠ

[–]meancommentredditor 2 points3 points ago

I don't think morbidly obese can handle that thing on a steep incline, though I would high recommend them to video the attempts for sweet sweet karma.

[–]bananas21 3 points4 points ago

Get me one of those, and share the karma with me.

[–]xrzizxy 0 points1 point ago

haha

[–]exdigguser147 -2 points-1 points ago

nevermind the frame, at the slightest turn or shift of center balance the rims and spokes would buckle.

  • A Mechanical Engineer

[–]ItsBruceHere 0 points1 point ago

You would just throw a large cape like thing over yourself with just your head pointing out the front. That'd be cool.

[–]BulletRaves 0 points1 point ago

Its not that bad. If you can barley walk its way better than nothing.

[–]nowclick 0 points1 point ago

i agree, a treadmill or an elliptical trainer is probably a more sensible choice.

[–]IrateContender 5 points6 points ago

That bitch has disc breaks!

[–]stemgang 4 points5 points ago

In both his back and on his rotors!

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 3 points4 points ago

well then he should get them repaired

[–]claysumj 1 point2 points ago

We only have lunch and smoke breaks where I'm from.

[–]dossier[S] 15 points16 points ago

Seems pretty dangerous though.

[–]andrewms 5 points6 points ago

I feel like that would just trade joint pain for back pain. Hunching over like that does not look very comfortable.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 3 points4 points ago

He's not hunched so much as suspended though.

[–]nowclick 1 point2 points ago

you make a good point, as an excercise device it might need to be even taller so that you can assume a more natural position.

[–]Spookaboo 0 points1 point ago

He;s not supporting any weight on his back though, back pain usually comes from wrecking your the discs between your vertebrae.

[–]testbug0 2 points3 points ago

much more convenient to do water exercises, like they do for over weight people

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

And midgets

[–]nowclick 0 points1 point ago

that's true. i have to say i don't see a future for this bike except as a novelty item.

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Might put too much strain on the joints, though.

[–]nowclick 0 points1 point ago

also, the harness that keeps you in place looks quite uncomfortable.

[–]blahblahblahdamn 1 point2 points ago

This looks fucking awesome! It's like running on a shopping cart.

[–]hydrogen_wv 1 point2 points ago

Aquatic therapy has already solved this problem.

[–]nowclick 0 points1 point ago

yes, that's true. well, this novelty bike is going to die a silent death then.

[–]jacobtaylor1987 0 points1 point ago

Obviously you are not in marketing.

[–]gloomdoom 50 points51 points ago

Why wouldn't it have pegs on the back axel so you can coast at times without dragging yoir feet?

[–]pushingHemp 42 points43 points ago

Or you know, pedals.

[–]Jonny_Watts 38 points39 points ago

I have this ingenious idea.

We take this, but add pedals to it and remove the top frame and lower it!

[–]unohoo09 8 points9 points ago

What? That's just crazy talk.

[–]frogminator 5 points6 points ago

Well, I an going to improve upon your idea! I am going to insert a set of gears into this... bi-wheeled cycling device!

[–]Yossarian33 4 points5 points ago

See you over on /r/bicycling. We're from the future.

[–]OFKNV -1 points0 points ago

It does have.

[–]regroce 74 points75 points ago

sure! Instead of having to painfully sit on something, you just painfully strap something around your belly.

[–]kirhood17 20 points21 points ago

i would be willing to try this. the pain in the bum is quite unpleasant.

[–]DeFex 24 points25 points ago

There are hundreds of different kinds of bike seat. One will work for you.

[–]Jagjamin 24 points25 points ago

Seat? Isn't it just that tube bit?

[–]ANAL_ANARCHY 32 points33 points ago

I want whatever you're riding.

[–]cmonthrowmeaway 1 point2 points ago

If there's a tube in your bum, you're doing it wrong.

[–]Jagjamin 1 point2 points ago

Mine looks somewhat like this.

Stop trying to troll me, it aint gonna work.

[–]Cougs67 0 points1 point ago

So you're trolling him by telling him to stop trolling you. Trollception?

[–]ANAL_ANARCHY 2 points3 points ago

That's your opinion.

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

There are seat pads, they're like $10

[–]sTiKyt 1 point2 points ago

The pointy bit is meant to be horizontal...

[–]regroce 0 points1 point ago

and don't forget the massive pressure on the veins that leave numbness about the groin and lead to impotence

[–]Bipolarruledout 4 points5 points ago

That's why you always put your butt plug in before you go bike riding.

[–]xmsxms 2 points3 points ago

Actually the harness goes between your crotch and up your ass. Which is why I'm having trouble understanding the title of this post.

[–]SamanthaFishon 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a harness, probably better than the hip problems that come from riding a bike too much.

Edit: yeah it is a harness http://www.geekologie.com/2012/08/pedal-less-bicycle-is-powered-by-running.php

[–]nnnrtn 0 points1 point ago

thank you for actually providing info.

[–]SamanthaFishon 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit man, come prepared or don't come at all. lol

[–]EatingSteak 1 point2 points ago

My #1 (non-troll) concern with this is that all the weight would be pressing on your rib cage, which would be the part of your body you want most unencumbered.

Conceptually, it'd be like having a fanny pack intended for jogging that straps onto your ankles.

[–]1637 0 points1 point ago

if your bike seat is painful you are either obese or have a shitty bike seat

[–]Safety_Dancer 30 points31 points ago

I want to see him coasting, full on Superman style.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 41 points42 points ago

fuck supermanV2.

[–]stevegates 12 points13 points ago

never forget. never forgive.

[–]HasturTheUnspeakable 5 points6 points ago

Jesus fucking christ!

[–]wilderthanu93 0 points1 point ago

I was looking at this, what if they put a bar going straight out behind him. The length is adjustable, and at the end there is like a cross where you can rest your feet. Then you could literally soar down the street.

[–]wasdy1 1 point2 points ago

I want to see him fall and be hopelessly fucked because he is strapped into this abomination.

[–]drewksparks 308 points309 points ago

Am I the only one that actually thinks this is pretty cool?

[–]dossier[S] 100 points101 points ago

There's a couple problems though, if you fall you're strapped in so you know you'll get fucked up. Also if your leg hits the back wheel you're gonna have a bad time. Either you'll fall or your leg will be raw by the end of your fun.

edit: I word

[–]douchecookies 27 points28 points ago

A simple solution to that rear wheel problem would be to add a fender covering up that part of the wheel.

[–]gradivus22 59 points60 points ago

Or just not strap yourself to such a stupid "solution" looking for a problem.

[–]mushroomcloudlayer 21 points22 points ago

Or just keep walking

[–]lotus-codex 14 points15 points ago

C'mon guys! This is the closest I'll ever get to being Usain Bolt!

[–]Delvil 6 points7 points ago

I dunno if I should post this here or in reply to the silly original comment up above yours, but here, look at these: http://www.cracked.com/article/18364_6-insanely-awesome-things-1900s-thought-wed-have-by-now/

(Really the only relevant ones are #5 and #1. I couldn't find the relevant article about insane old pop-sci inventions. lol bicycles with wings, boats with a thousand paddles attached to pedals, man people were fucking nuts.)

[–]notagangsta 1 point2 points ago

That article was hilarious. Upvote to you sir.

[–]stemgang 2 points3 points ago

That is a given. No need to rub it in their faces.

[–]HermannTheGerman 1 point2 points ago

exactly my thinking: WHY? 100 years after bicycles came to a form which has only slightly changed since then (because it is quite effective), someone comes up with this shit.

Even this short gif shows clearly that this vehicle ist lurching around like a drunkard.

[–]dossier[S] 6 points7 points ago

Granted but even that can easily scruff your leg if you're in a running motion

[–]knightofmars 3 points4 points ago

Solution: Roll Cage!

[–]Jonny_Watts 4 points5 points ago

Why would you fall? You're WALKING.

[–]stageseven 7 points8 points ago

People fall while walking all the time.

[–]oatmealslut 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but then you have these wheels moving at a pace you'd never be walking normally. It's like extra incentive to fuck it up.

[–]nerd0001 2 points3 points ago

i would think you'd smash both collar bones

[–]Owitb 1 point2 points ago

Well, at least you'll never land on your face. It'll always be your side or back.

edit: least, not lest

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 1 point2 points ago

Uphills are going to be a bitch too.

[–]voyetra8 41 points42 points ago

Try using it going up a hill.

Easily one of the stupidest inventions I've ever seen.

[–]AirshipAtamis 11 points12 points ago

Uphill nothing, down is where the funs at.

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Seat folds down and acts as a break?

[–]Rednys 6 points7 points ago

Going uphill? It would be like walking up the fucking hill, what's the difference?

[–]voyetra8 9 points10 points ago

Yeah. Except for the giant fucking bike strapped to your back that also forces you to be in a hunched position, and all.....

[–]Timisaghost 5 points6 points ago

Nah, you can't use your upper Legs to push off. it'd be like only using your feet to walk up.

[–]mad-shatter -1 points0 points ago

So? There's plenty of flat cities with no hills.

[–]thesearewords 243 points244 points ago

Yes.

[–]IIdsandsII 28 points29 points ago

Scruffy seconds

[–]I_h8_spiders 2 points3 points ago

Diminishing thirds.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 5 points6 points ago

Augmented fourths.

[–]I_h8_spiders 4 points5 points ago

Circle of Fifths

[–]dancam90 4 points5 points ago

Sixths. Don't have a clever name.

[–]GOLTRON 12 points13 points ago

Damn hipsters...

[–]OODanK 3 points4 points ago

Id like to see someone wipe out in this thing! And then attempt to get up while staying strapped in! I imagine both would look equally ridiculous!

[–]nice_letch 0 points1 point ago

I imagine it would be hard to wipe out as you could just put your feet down. If you're never really going faster than a run, and it seems to have hand breaks, how much trouble could you get into?

[–]OODanK 0 points1 point ago

Hills could easily be trouble!

[–]phx-au 3 points4 points ago

Whats the fucking point? You have an entire bike there in terms of bulk and weight. Why not use the already solved problem, which gives you gears, so you can pedal efficiently, with low impact, at a range of speeds from steep climbing to much faster than you can run.

[–]DGer 4 points5 points ago

It's like the solution to a problem that didn't exist.

[–]easa123 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]mad-shatter 1 point2 points ago

It needs a lot of tweaking but it looks interesting. I would prefer just to lay my chest and belly on top of a long padded seat and let my feet dangle to the sides.

[–]k4loyan 0 points1 point ago

Yes until you decide you want to stop so you dont ride into oncoming traffic.

[–]PuroMichoacan 0 points1 point ago

I wanted one too when I saw it in /r/gifs last week.

[–]Vengeance_mine 16 points17 points ago

Fred Flintstone's bike?

[–]lightball2000 2 points3 points ago

Fred Flintstone's Harley.

[–]JMCrown 2 points3 points ago

Someone already pointed this out but it needs restating: how the fuck is this any different than running, except that you're strapped in to this neck snapper offer??!! Why the hell wouldn't you just run like a normal person?

[–]almost-irish 0 points1 point ago

It's only different because it's less impact on your feet. Note how his feet barely touch the floor, and his body weight is being suspended so it's not putting loads of force on his feet when they do.

I get what it's meant to do... But it is rather silly.

[–]SamanthaFishon 10 points11 points ago

I thought for sure I was going to see This

[–]fenrisul 3 points4 points ago

That...that may be the single whitest thing I will ever see.

[–]HeyJewed 4 points5 points ago

I can see this becoming very popular with the hipster crowd

[–]hboyer90 0 points1 point ago

The ugliest, most impractical piece of shit I have ever seen.

[–]Rozeline 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck wouldn't you just walk? There's no advantage to this at all.

[–]TheVGamer 2 points3 points ago

Because you're moving faster while running on this thing.

[–]StickyBooger -1 points0 points ago

The minor benefits over just walking are that you're on a constant incline and the treadmill/bicycle gear combination is likely going to create added resistance. So basically it would give the same benefits as wearing ankle weights and walking up a large hill or set of staircases.

Which means the only real benefit is for the fitness equipment industry because you can charge more for this contraption than you can for a set of ankle weights.

[–]Jerrythepirate 0 points1 point ago

It's much better on the knees to run on this thing than the ground. So it is actually good if you run a lot, as long as you don't mind looking like an idiot.

[–]EatingSteak 0 points1 point ago

That gizmo, while legit, almost looks like it belongs in /r/WTF and /r/NSFW.

[–]weskokigen 0 points1 point ago

We are getting close to the Portal universe.

[–]matadora79 6 points7 points ago

That episode of southpark always bothered me.

[–]NSView 1 point2 points ago

There's a reason why velocipedes were abandoned. A mechanical drive from a set of pedals to a wheel is vastly more efficient than having your feet in contact with the ground.

So, whoever came up with this idiot contraption, what are you planning for an encore? Bringing back whale-oil lamps, perhaps?

[–]strallweat 9 points10 points ago

How is this WTF? I posted this a few days ago to /r/gifs.

[–]Eriamjh1138 5 points6 points ago

Still better than flying.

[–]combivent 3 points4 points ago

[–]FluoCantus 14 points15 points ago

Really? Could that have been because of the title or something?

[–]riversofgore 3 points4 points ago

Great, you basically reinvented the first bicycle.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 0 points1 point ago

Ahem. Dandy-horse.

[–]DarthDirkus 0 points1 point ago

I admit, that's a pretty cool design! But... brakes?

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points ago

It has them?

[–]rachel1232123 0 points1 point ago

This would be awesome with heelys/ rollarskates

[–]RootinTootinShooter 0 points1 point ago

So where can I get one?

[–]chazzeromus 1 point2 points ago

It's the called Fliz Bicycle if anyone fancies a google.

[–]thewholeintheozone 0 points1 point ago

What kind of bike are you riding and where can I purchase it?

[–]BuddyFriendGuy 1 point2 points ago

Or, you could you know... Ride a bike?

[–]sparkle_bomb 1 point2 points ago

I want to use this for some strange reason. :/

[–]Shaysdays 1 point2 points ago

They make a similar thing for kids learning to ride a bike- its a bike with no pedals that you push with your feet like you would a scooter.

Random drunk association, hoooooo!

[–]DrAlcoholocaust 0 points1 point ago

and the one on the bottom has the same look as my girlfriend

[–]crusoe -1 points0 points ago

So retarded. Its just a modified Dandy-horse, the predecessor of the bike, which you kicked off with your feet as it had no chain or gears.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandy_horse

[–]kakuam12 0 points1 point ago

how do you coast? lol

[–]admiralriker 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone seen something similar to this in California (specifically San Diego)? I was at Comic-Con this year and remember people riding something like this behind the convention center. Is there something else that is similar?

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

That looks fucking uncomfortable

[–]suckindiesel 0 points1 point ago

I really don't get this. You can't really coast and it looks like it is quite unstable.

Also can you get much faster than running speed as you're effectively running and get no speed increase through energy conversion like you do on a bike?

Conclusion: stick something up my ass.

[–]gmikoner 1 point2 points ago

Really it's an ingenious modern design of the first kind of bicycle ever. For that I give it kudos. Otherwise I think it looks stupid and is ridiculously impractical.

[–]Just_another_man 0 points1 point ago

I think it would be better if there was something to rest your legs on. Once you get going, you have to hold your legs up. Would get pretty tiring fast.

[–]Yellowbenzene 1 point2 points ago

On his way to the apple store!

[–]Philosofred 0 points1 point ago

[–]eS_Reid 0 points1 point ago

Can someone post a link of where to buy this, I really want to purchase this.

[–]paulosham 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but once you fall, You're fucked.

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

..said your mom.

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

flintstones bike

[–]Travis_T_OJustice 0 points1 point ago

Hipster Level 100

[–]alexromao 0 points1 point ago

First thing that comes to mind "Yabadabadoo"

[–]awl23 0 points1 point ago

This is one of those moments when someone tries to recreate a product that works really well and fails epically

[–]Coolbreezy 0 points1 point ago

So how do rest your legs when you roll down hill? Holding them up? This is a stupid design.

[–]brokenboomerang 0 points1 point ago

Yabba dabba doo!

[–]Djpuddah 0 points1 point ago

I really want one.

[–]MisterBadger 0 points1 point ago

Ah, a bike you can't bail from if shit goes wrong. Just what I've always dreamed of.

[–]jaskamiin 1 point2 points ago

Here's an idea, let's take a bicycle, and then take away everything that makes it a bicycle

[–]Some1tookmyXBLGT 0 points1 point ago

I'll give you tree fiddy

[–]The_Eclectic_Stoic 1 point2 points ago

Can you imagine Usain Bolt on that? He would be going like 100 mph.... Seriously would like to see that.

[–]control_engineer 0 points1 point ago

how do you rest your legs?

[–]xXK33L0Xx 0 points1 point ago

3 Cheers to the doctor who needs a personal pic. and 4 Cheers to the Dr. who shared it to his Fbook wall

[–]Vannahmay12 0 points1 point ago

i want one '

[–]ViewSonik 0 points1 point ago

wtf is that?

[–]Menospan 0 points1 point ago

The Celerifere, the first bicycle did not have pedals, it merely assisted a person in walking

[–]Vaywen 0 points1 point ago

This has got to be the stupidest thing I've seen all week. Seriously, wtf.

[–]statictoaster 0 points1 point ago

Now, that, is bad-ass. It has caught my imagination.

[–]EatDiveFly 0 points1 point ago

OP, you sound so disappointed...

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

i think bikes work just fine the way they are..this seems like you buy equipment just to jog/run/walk

[–]Studentpilot172 0 points1 point ago

This thing is pure win.

[–]hboyer90 0 points1 point ago

Makes my back sore just looking at it.

[–]Tjdamage -1 points0 points ago

Why not just run normally without messing up your posture?

[–]byobguy 2 points3 points ago

For myself running on roads gives me terrible shin splints and my knees begin to mess up. I would love an alternative. Elliptical machines make my knees feel like their going to explode and bike's make my dick numb.

[–]Tjdamage 2 points3 points ago

Do you run touching your heels down first, or the front of your feet down first?

Running on your heels causes your knees to take a lot of the impact so that could be why.

Also, all this is is some guy running hunched over with two wheels attached to him.

[–]freditoj 0 points1 point ago

Try swimming.

[–]byobguy 0 points1 point ago

I do, but, due to my school schedule this semester I only get to swim Friday for an hour.

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Swimming sounds like a good fit for you

[–]byobguy 0 points1 point ago

I do swim, but, my current class schedule blocks me from swimming more than an hour a week. Usually I swim around 2-3 500yd sets as well as doing drown proofing.

[–]derekmyoung 1 point2 points ago

Oh Portland.

[–]wifeywithaknifey 1 point2 points ago

As a Physical Therapy student, this interests me..could be something to look into for knowledge to bring to a future job. I agree with nowclick..it seems like it would take a lot of strain off.