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[–]dailyfusion 469 points470 points ago

stop with this picture.

[–]youstolemyname 197 points198 points ago

stahp

[–]treycook 40 points41 points ago

It would be awesome if RES teamed up with Karma Decay to allow us to hide/ignore reposts. Reposts are great for people who haven't seen meme X yet... and people who already have could go on their merry, clicky way.

[–]RampagingDragon 20 points21 points ago

Actually, that would be pretty damn awesome because then we wouldn't have to deal with people constantly bitching about reposts.

[–]IcedJack 9 points10 points ago

and also people bitching about people bitching about reposts.

[–]xtfftc 3 points4 points ago

Not to mention actual reposts as well, for those who don't like reposts.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 3 points4 points ago

I feel like I've already read a comment expressing this sentiment.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I say you shouldn't be able to repost it within 3 months of it being in a default sub.

There should also already be a karmadecay chart on reposts, kinda like how that qwkmeme transcriber does. There should also be a tinyeye analysis for any suspisciously titled posts (ex/ that "stop smoking grandpa dying" post).

[–]LChurch 0 points1 point ago

Good lord I'd also love to be able to block certain memes. And the recent flood of 4chan images.

[–]xtfftc 1 point2 points ago

Can this work without Reddit providing a history of your account consisting of every post you've ever seen?

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

I'll say. There's been a fuck of a lot of reposts lately. Has anyone else noticed that?

[–]Spiffy313 4 points5 points ago

"Lately"? :|

[–]Nepycros 24 points25 points ago

When did all this stahp business start anyway? The asian eating her cat? /context

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 11 points12 points ago

[–]Midn1ghtwhisp3r 4 points5 points ago

I was wondering that too, someone please elaborate?

[–]Midn1ghtwhisp3r 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir, thats exactly what I needed. Goodnight then folks, After a long night of redditing and seeing a dolphin cum in a dudes mouth, Seeing witches had LSD dildos, and learning this, I'd say tonight was pretty damn satisfying.

[–]StonerPuppy 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand how other people say stop. "op" and "ahp" are the same sound!

[–]scamps1 0 points1 point ago

Started from Sammi off Jersey Shore arguing with her boyfriend Ron.

Stahp Rahn, Rahn staaaaahp. Stahp it Rahn

[–]zaphod_85 1 point2 points ago

plz

[–]Project-Grizzly 2 points3 points ago

I have the OP tagged as "Reposts usually" because I've never seen him/her post OC.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

I SHALL DO THE SAME

also caps

[–]iJEDI 8 points9 points ago

Dude I don't even browse reddit as much as I think others do and I've seen this a few times.

[–]kingoflego 2 points3 points ago

jon stop

[–]Broken_S_Key 0 points1 point ago

close enough.

[–]awesomebbq 2 points3 points ago

Star with this picture.

[–]ODIZZ89 8 points9 points ago

Thanks..... I'm probably going to end up buying that endless edges brownie pan now.

[–]Bondsy 48 points49 points ago

God forbid I see a picture twice.

[–]Lilyo 31 points32 points ago

"I am so mildly annoyed right now you guys!"

[–]LeonardoFibonacci 8 points9 points ago

[–]febrezey 11 points12 points ago

Times a million

[–]BelievesItsNotButter 0 points1 point ago

Reddit would be a dull place if there were no reposts. I'd wager that the majority of the funny/thoughtful posts I've seen were posted before at 4 in the morning in Sweden.

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

I want a ninja coat hanger

[–]Decatf 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure people know how to use Karma Decay. In fact many seem to use to harvest karma. Especially comment karma.

[–]The_Doctor_00 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough, perhaps I should amend my post and say that people need to learn how to use it properly...

[–]MrsHiMyNameIsHannah -1 points0 points ago

I know! I told some reposters that they should use it before they post and they didn't believe that it was a real website! I gave a link to this guy and he thought I was making him join a cult, com'on really? About half of the reddit population doesn't know what karma decay is.

[–]mikeylikey420 0 points1 point ago

yeah wheres the reposting police when u need them?

[–]GOLTRON 0 points1 point ago

[–]andiznit 38 points39 points ago

this is like a real life slowpoke.

[–]Gooflactus 112 points113 points ago

It's funny cause I have you tagged as "Apparently Posts Reposts"

Guess I can upgrade you to "Confirmed: Posts Reposts"

[–]bobzwik 8 points9 points ago

Yep, already got him tagged as "Posts reposts" too.

[–]Drderp134 16 points17 points ago

well I have you tagged as "Confirmed an apparent reposter"

[–]Gooflactus 4 points5 points ago

Awesome, I got tagged.

[–]Drderp134 7 points8 points ago

you're it.

[–]Seilgrank 5 points6 points ago

Wouldn't just "Apparently Reposts" and "Confirmed: Reposts" work?

[–]anthrocide 5 points6 points ago

Apparently his posts are posts that are just reposts

[–]vaguity 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure I understand -- could you repost your post?

[–]PPvsFC 8 points9 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 2 points3 points ago

It's quite simple, you see, he simply reposts the posts that have been already posted; whether or not he has already posted/reposted the posts that he already posted is irrelevant. The fact that he reposted this post that has been posted and reposted by many other reposters like himself just goes to justify that he is, in fact, a reposter.

Elementary, my dear vaguity.

[–]BooRadleyBoo 3 points4 points ago

Huh, OP is a wee bit hypocritical to boot: http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/yurmw/i_can_fly/c5z2edq

[–]OneSilentE 2 points3 points ago

I just have him tagged as "Reposter" He has lived up to his name.

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

Have you tagged as

"Thinks Reposts Matter"

[–]BenicioDelTaco 1 point2 points ago

I have him tagged as "probably a repost."

He did not disappoint.

[–]freedomweasel 1 point2 points ago

He has even reposted the same image twice, himself, to the same subreddit, a month apart.

Here and here

Terrible memory, or desperate for karma?

[–]teroda26 39 points40 points ago

She didn't see the star wars because she lived them ted, she lived the star wars!!

[–]Hoagster51 -4 points-3 points ago

CTRL F. Was not disappointed. Well played sir.

[–]anonymisery 120 points121 points ago

Natalie you are one bad ass chick and I always pay for your dry cleaning, when my shit gets in your shoes!

[–]yaredw 7 points8 points ago

As for the drug use, well I can't vouch for that! My dick is scared of you, guuuuuurl

[–]jonsonsama 27 points28 points ago

Lonely island - natalie's rap.

[–]Cobarde 15 points16 points ago

And here's a Link for the lazy

[–]NotaMethAddict 14 points15 points ago

[–]jonsonsama 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, im on my phone and its too much work to link it

[–]tellevee 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that I almost like the censored version better?

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 4 points5 points ago

No, no, no! I had forgotten that picture. She scares me.

[–]Scarbane 0 points1 point ago

It scares me

FTFY

[–]dubdubdubdot 0 points1 point ago

this gets me everytime, oh lawd...

[–]sturmeh 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what she said.

[–]cordeliarae 1 point2 points ago

i use to have that as my ringtone a couple years ago and i forgot all about it. thank you :).

[–]xXxBUELLERxXx 52 points53 points ago

....Haven't even been on reddit a whole year and I've seen this reposted countless times.

[–]viscence 0 points1 point ago

I've been on reddit for three years and I've never seen this before.

The reposts you've seen before annoy you. The reposts you haven't seen before you're happy with, because you don't know they're reposts. In reality, much of what you see for the first time has been posted before, and if it weren't reposted you'd never get to see it. Reposts we recognise are the price we pay for getting to see reposts we haven't seen before. That, and RSI, DVT, and probably a few more initialisms. On the plus side, we learn useless things like the difference between an acronym and an initialism. ;)

[–]SublaciniateCarboloy -4 points-3 points ago

Hiyooooo

[–]Exzesion 22 points23 points ago

People need to start realizing what a "hipster" really is...

[–]jonnielaw 70 points71 points ago

[–]BrooklynBuckeye 16 points17 points ago

that is awesome. and true.

[–]jonnielaw 0 points1 point ago

Living in the 'Burg these days?

[–]BrooklynBuckeye 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I moved from there years ago because it was getting to overrun by trustfunders and tourists. My god, I am a stereotype.

[–]jonnielaw -1 points0 points ago

Meh, it has changed a lot, at least the waterfront. I lived throughout the are for 10 years, but moved out of Brooklyn 2 years ago. Still hold a soft spot in my heart for the old hood.

[–]yesyesyesalright 2 points3 points ago

Seriously though, Kyp is awesome.

[–]Gordondel 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one really not being bothered by being called a hipster? I actually take it as a compliment... (since it's only based on my clothes, I don't have the mindset of one.)

[–]Rimacrob 9 points10 points ago

But hipster is such a mainstream term now...

[–]ApocalypticTaco 11 points12 points ago

Terms are too mainstream

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[–]Smoke_n_Mirrors 8 points9 points ago

Being mainstream because being a hipster is mainstream. The ultimate irony.

[–]iEatPie 1 point2 points ago

According to Reddit it is anyone other than them. So basically everyone here and there is a hipster.

So this definition from the op who reposted a repost works.

[–]setrakakan 1 point2 points ago

I've heard twenty definitions of it.. I don't even know.

[–]kojak2091 60 points61 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 166 points167 points ago

...Those six frames were absolutely not necessary.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 37 points38 points ago

...but he has very moderately different facial expressions.. how else would you know how intense he was being?

[–]CreepyHitchhiker 5 points6 points ago

Maybe because he a word.

[–]Draithegemini 2 points3 points ago

He TOTALLY the whole thing.

[–]GoldenPeach 10 points11 points ago

I would even go as far to say that they were unnecessary.

[–]Jonny_Watts 5 points6 points ago

That's a bit of a stretch

[–]kojak2091 2 points3 points ago

Eh, I didn't make it. Blame tumblrculture.

[–]poptart2nd 19 points20 points ago

tumbr is like a petri dish for low-framrate gifs and shitty 6-panel movie quotes.

downvote if you must; deep down, you know i'm right.

[–]six_six_twelve 4 points5 points ago

I used to have a friend who forwarded on the dumbest jokes. I asked him to cut it out, and he said, "hey, I didn't come up with the jokes."

[–]amputeenager 7 points8 points ago

anybody else ever notice that image is missing the word 'seen'...just a thought.

[–]Traumahawk 2 points3 points ago

MY GOD

[–]amputeenager 1 point2 points ago

I know, right?

[–]roque72 2 points3 points ago

"People who haven't Star Wars"?? I guess six frames of the same picture were necessary but verbs aren't in conveying its message.

[–]LukaCola 3 points4 points ago

The only people who haven't star wars are the characters in star wars!

TIL I star wars

[–]uchihavino 0 points1 point ago

came here for this. was not disappoint.

[–]ConspicuousUsername 1 point2 points ago

The only people who haven't Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars.

People should spell check shit before committing to them.

[–]Seilgrank 2 points3 points ago

While I agree that they should double check what they post, a missing word is not a spelling error. Spell check wouldn't know that they had left out the word "seen". It wouldn't even care if they had put it in but spelled it "scene".

If you're going to post a comment, think before you do so.

It's like you didn't even spell check the damn thing.

[–]jmev 5 points6 points ago

repost

[–]Careless_Con 4 points5 points ago

This totally goes against the high level of maturity and intelligence that I've come to expect from Tumblr.

[–]nighthawk454 6 points7 points ago

[–]cillyfox 3 points4 points ago

This is what happens when people just blindly follow a bandwagon of mainstream hate.

[–]clydesmooth 2 points3 points ago

I love proving people wrong... because fuck other people.

[–]manark 0 points1 point ago

she wasn't in Star Wars, she was in those shitty prequels

[–]avery52 1 point2 points ago

Nice repost faggot. Die.

[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

As far as I'm concerned she wasn't in star wars, she was in a movie or two they tried to market as star wars... I still love her other work though

[–]McJaeger 0 points1 point ago

Have you RES tagged as "Usually Posts Reposts." Seems like it still applies.

[–]Ash29k 1 point2 points ago

Wow, did you just discover the internet yesterday?

[–]wolfgang5feet 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Really? 1824coms 2083pts 6mos funny
Is she freaking serious!! 15coms 256pts 1mo funny
She probably hasn't even seen all the movies... 150coms 1113pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Alexxandros 9 points10 points ago

Not in MY Star Wars she wasn't.

[–]mattbluesman 7 points8 points ago

Shut up original trilogy tard

[–]braomius -1 points0 points ago

First 3 (release date wise) were the only 3 in my eyes

[–]prophetjohn 2 points3 points ago

It's sad what passes for hipster nowadays. Back in my day, this was a hipster.

[–]darlantan 4 points5 points ago

Still is, in my book.

[–]bacon_pants 0 points1 point ago

Back in your day was 3 years ago?

[–]prophetjohn 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking more like April.

[–]bacon_pants 0 points1 point ago

I think I saw that a few years ago on Look At This Fucking Hipster, probably before anyone else saw it. But you're right, kids these days just don't understand what it was like for us back then.

[–]stpizz 1 point2 points ago

You're such a hipster hipster :/

[–]eagleave 0 points1 point ago

that's just plain creepy...the belt buckle...shorts...cross...cat...although the shirt IS pretty hip.

[–]cam_bot 5 points6 points ago

She wasn't in them she was in those fan fiction things that Kenny Rogers made in the early thousands

[–]red321red321 6 points7 points ago

To be fair to that moron Garden State was a bit hipstery

[–]Seilgrank 4 points5 points ago

True or false: you posted this from a phone and some form of autocorrect turned your intended 'movie' into 'moron'?

[–]red321red321 0 points1 point ago

false

[–]Seilgrank 1 point2 points ago

Drat. That means I've got to ask, then: what does your comment mean?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Seilgrank 0 points1 point ago

Ah, I see it now. It's the lack of a comma that threw me off, I guess. Thanks :)

[–]Onkelffs 2 points3 points ago

He accidentally a comma, as in:
"To be fair to that moron who called Portman hipster for wearing a Star Wars influenced t-shirt, Garden State a movie where Portman also was in the cast was a bit hipstery!"

[–]Same_line_every_time 4 points5 points ago

I don't know... It gave me an erection.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 0 points1 point ago

I had erections before they were cool.

[–]Girraffa 1 point2 points ago

False: That movie came out before hipsters did.

[–]Baron_Tartarus 1 point2 points ago

Someone said something stupid over social media? Well this is certainly a first.

[–]Ancient_Cookies 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody else always wanna see the look on the peoples faces right after they get shat on?

[–]lmpervious 1 point2 points ago

Hmmm... this might be the image I have seen reposted the most. It's difficult to tell though, because every once in awhile a post like this comes up which reminds me how many times a particular image has been posted and upvoted to the front page.

[–]fatboi69 0 points1 point ago

Never seen this before..

[–]Omninternet -1 points0 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/8E8eN.jpg Been posted 3 times before.

[–]CaptainCaspian 0 points1 point ago

I have this guy tagged as "Always Reposts." He doesn't let me down.

[–]coffedrank -1 points0 points ago

implying there are more than 3 star wars movies

[–]The_Aussie 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]haveonemore 1 point2 points ago

tagged as "usually reposts"...did not disapoint '(_ _),

[–]b1gtym1n -1 points0 points ago

yes, really? You really reposted this?

[–]DeluxePineapple 1 point2 points ago

[–]miamiheat2614 0 points1 point ago

This may sound dumb but I never noticed the shirt said stops wars, I always skimmed through this pic and thought it said star wars lol

[–]sylveri -1 points0 points ago

can i get a repost here

[–]darya521 0 points1 point ago

To be fair..... she was only in three of them.

[–]ScuzzyStarcraft 0 points1 point ago

Literally everything about this post is terrible. Even if it hadn't been posted 3 or 4 times this month already. Even if I'd never seen it before. EVEN IF YOU MADE IT OR DID SOMETHING.

[–]DaytonF7 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this and I love it!

[–]BradPittLord -1 points0 points ago

The prequels don't count, they're fucking horrible

[–]K1eptomaniaK 0 points1 point ago

Kinda freaked out when I saw the name since I don't recall having a tumbler that random people are aware of....

[–]MePhizzySta 0 points1 point ago

This is meant for /r/facepalm

[–]marisunday 0 points1 point ago

I feel like Reddit might be psychic... this movie is on tv right now. And Natalie Portman was on screen when I clicked the link.

Something similar happened last week... I was finishing the dark tower series by Stephen King, and reading the part about how he gets hit by a van... when the Family Guy episode comes on, and Brian runs over someone. He gets out and asks if it's Stephen King, and the guy says "No, I'm Dean Koontz" so Brian says "nevermind" and runs him over again.

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember her in any Star Wars movie... And I've seen all three of them, like, a bunch of times.

[–]PoliticallyDownVoted -1 points0 points ago

People up voting this rehash are assholes.

[–]spiffy20 0 points1 point ago

1000 upvotes because Natalie Portman is mother freaking amazing.

[–]FlippenPigs -1 points0 points ago

to be fair, the only people who havent seen star wars were the actors. Because they lived them...they live the star wars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujxLRNm3D4

[–]djbr22 0 points1 point ago

SHE WENT TO HARVARD.

[–]MrBearClawz 0 points1 point ago

Even if it is a repost, it still cracks me up

[–]penutk 0 points1 point ago

you communist re-posting fuck

[–]DidYouDid 0 points1 point ago

they should make an r/repost where people like this can jerk each other off away from decent people.

[–]Enjoy_Every_Sandwich 1 point2 points ago

"they lived them Ted, the LIVED the star wars!"

[–]nic_Z 0 points1 point ago

Idiot....

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Really? 1824coms 2083pts 6mos funny
Is she freaking serious!! 15coms 256pts 1mo funny
She probably hasn't even seen all the movies... 150coms 1113pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]zkatkin 0 points1 point ago

repost god-dammit... I'll poop on you

[–]cabbadabbadoo 0 points1 point ago

She was in the shitty ones!

[–]revoopychris 0 points1 point ago

No not really. Shut up OP.

[–]bobbymcpresscot -1 points0 points ago

I see this once every 3 days and the only thing that crosses my mind is, I want to know how stupid that person felt when he/she found out what the fuck she just posted on the internet.

[–]chosenone1242 0 points1 point ago

Wish I knew these kind of ppl.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to be in her!

OK, that's my creepy comment of the day over with.

[–]fidepus -1 points0 points ago

She was not "in them". She was in some stupid ripoff that had "Star Wars" written on it.

[–]5h1tface -1 points0 points ago

If you can't find something original, or check to see if it is a repost, maybe consider going back to lurking.

[–]Blankeyed 0 points1 point ago

Ugh she's hot

[–]MrAlexBradley 0 points1 point ago

She lived them! She lived the Star Wars!

[–]Myself2 0 points1 point ago

why is it always girls, why? why!?

[–]orkenbjorken 0 points1 point ago

actually natalie portman has claimed shes never seen the original movies.. "You have to understand that, for me, Star Wars was a huge commitment," Natalie emphasises. "I had never seen a Star Wars movie before I went to meet with George Lucas at the Skywalker ranch. I realised I was facing a three-film contract that carried nearly a 10-year obligation - and I didn't know if acting was what I want to do for the rest of my life. But then I thought, 'You know what? This is gonna be fun!' And it has been." http://www.natalieportman.com/npcom.php?page_number=21&viewarticle=2&article_number=203

[–]Trikk 0 points1 point ago

I've seen all three of the Star Wars movies and she was not in any of them.

[–]the_poodleo -2 points-1 points ago

REEEEEEE POOOOOOSSSTTTTT

[–]SoundSalad -3 points-2 points ago

Weird that she wears 'stop wars' shirts but volunteers for Obama campaign.

Known wars under Obama:

Still have troops in Iraq, mercenaries in Afghanistan

At war in Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia

Proxy war in Syria

[–]TheBluePanda 1 point2 points ago

I hate these posts because we never get to see the followup.

[–]TheCollective01 1 point2 points ago

Actually the first post is somewhat correct; Natalie Portman had not seen the original Star Wars films before she was cast in the prequels (I'm sure she's since them since then of course).

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[–]MothershipV 0 points1 point ago

No, no one else realized that.

[–]KommieZombic -2 points-1 points ago

She lived them, Ted. She lived the Star Wars.

[–]Mack488 -2 points-1 points ago

Some peoples children...

[–]vulgaritas -2 points-1 points ago

Brilliant

[–]DSeibert -2 points-1 points ago

She didn't have to see them because she lived them. She lived the Star Wars.

[–]What_about_mary_jane -2 points-1 points ago

SHE LIVED THE STAR WARS

[–]jakemyers7 -2 points-1 points ago

Can we all agree she wasn't in Star Wars, but she was in a crappy film trilogy

[–]bobban -2 points-1 points ago

Kind of annoying seeing her wear star wars themed clothing at all considering how her atrocious acting contributed to making episodes 1,2&3 such a blight on the original trilogy. The only bigger offender I can think of in the acting department off the top of my head was the actor who played young Anakin Skywalker. There was so much more wrong about the new episodes but these two really should hang their heads in shame for what they did to the legendary Star Wars name.