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[–]zlo2 468 points469 points ago

It's a word of the month? It takes them a month to come up with a new word and they still failed!

[–]omicron8 386 points387 points ago

I conquer.

[–][deleted] 208 points209 points ago

We all agree, this isnt up for debit

[–]Xervicx 139 points140 points ago

Ward.

[–]throwaway_yep_yep[!] 81 points82 points ago

To youre mother.

[–]pjeff61 40 points41 points ago

bahls!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

I'm danger us.

Crazier than a bag of angelous.

[–]Digipete 7 points8 points ago

I can't beleive that this thread is still going.

EDIT: This is the first time I have ever been downvoted (6 up, 6 down) that I actually welcome it. The fact that half the voters must have not noticed the subtle misspelling of the word 'Believe' means that I succeeded in my intention.

[–]ziplokk 8 points9 points ago

Isn't it bazaar?

[–]Radishing 8 points9 points ago

Shirley there must be something barter to do.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

Know, there isnt..an dont call me surely.

[–]willsayswhatsup 2 points3 points ago

To the Wahl!

[–]zaphod_85 24 points25 points ago

Eyes, eyes, baby.

[–]cran-apple 25 points26 points ago

it herts.

[–]throwaway_yep_yep[!] 44 points45 points ago

hertz*

[–]Calls_people_asshole 21 points22 points ago

You asshole.

[–]Xervicx 39 points40 points ago

You asswhole.*

FTFU

[–]Foe_Geodude 13 points14 points ago

her ass swole

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

Sorry about that.

(it'll work without lube, she said)

[–]roywarner 0 points1 point ago

FTFY*

FTFY to

[–]Who_Sharted 7 points8 points ago

This is a novelty account I can get behind

[–]knoks 5 points6 points ago

I'd buy that for a dolor.

[–]QueueNX 1 point2 points ago

Spelling is such a valuable Enterprise

[–]stef47aries 1 point2 points ago

I don't no if these sentences are write you guys

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 2 points3 points ago

No, I sink he is.

[–]raby5 6 points7 points ago

No really, he's knot.

[–]Strangely_Calm 3 points4 points ago

Looks like omicron8 has just "entered" the room.

[–]I_Conquer 2 points3 points ago

?

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 1 point2 points ago

Wye didn't I conquer?

[–]coochiesmoocher 1 point2 points ago

word-a-day calendar?

[–]markedanthony 1 point2 points ago

That's cause you're Lrrr.

[–]Minister_of_truth 2 points3 points ago

Lyre

[–]evilbob 43 points44 points ago

Thank you for your assistants.

[–]cptrooster 10 points11 points ago

C'mon, have patients!

[–]Drpinkeye 5 points6 points ago

is he serial?

[–]doctorgloom 8 points9 points ago

Super cereal.

[–]Hydroweedmancer 6 points7 points ago

Lol this is my high school, and it was actually (sadly) a joke by the announcement staff. Also this is the second time it's been posted here. Still, the majority of our students really were stupid as fuck.

[–]NotQuiteJesus 24 points25 points ago

You had ONE job.

[–]majicpowaz 85 points86 points ago

You had WON job.

Fixed that far you.

[–]flamingfungi 26 points27 points ago

won job. Jesus, learn two spell.

[–]Spyderbro 12 points13 points ago

To be fair, Jesus is 2000 years old; I think English has changed from back then.

[–]that-writer-kid 11 points12 points ago

Ιησος

FTFY

[–]unafnyirf 1 point2 points ago

ᛖᚾᚷᛚᛁᛊᚺ

FTFY

[–]Cootski 11 points12 points ago

just won job and they couldn't even dew that write!

[–]Kovaelin 4 points5 points ago

It's going to take another month to fix it too.

[–]SelectaRx 2 points3 points ago

Not to mention the phrasing of the sentence is really awkward. "The doctor treats many patients" would suffice.

[–]dakotajh 1 point2 points ago

[–]bean220 380 points381 points ago

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 264 points265 points ago

You got an F in English? Bobby, you speak English!

[–]MagicallyVermicious 24 points25 points ago

That is such a cromulent thing to say.

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 8 points9 points ago

Ne, shiteru? Cromulent is a perfectly cromulent word.

It's in the damn dictionary.

[–]MagicallyVermicious 1 point2 points ago

Well, that just embiggens my heart!

[–]Fuck_Tard69hole 5 points6 points ago

thanks for the "F" shack ~love dirty mike and the boys

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Apparently not, Ralph.

[–]SelloutRealBig 7 points8 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSD9lPVY6Q context for any poor souls that don't know this reference.

[–]FecalFunBunny 1 point2 points ago

As a worker in a school board........fuck this reminds me of work. First I had to puncture my eardrums to stop the verbal stupid. Now, my eyes. :(

[–]totoro181 168 points169 points ago

i go to that school. and yes, the staff is as stupid as they look.

[–]lpisme 35 points36 points ago

You go to that school? Is it a high school or post-secondary education ala a college? I need to know this!

[–]spinksa194 100 points101 points ago

I also went to this high school. There are many problems with the pedagogical approach of some teachers, and quite plainly, the administration are morons. That being said, this was done INTENTIONALLY as a joke. This was brought to light a while ago when this first hit the internet. The bottom line is that most of the population of the students consists of white trash and imbeciles.

[–]TheUnluckySock 7 points8 points ago

What state is this in?

[–]rob481516 7 points8 points ago

It's central square school district, in New York. It is located north of syracuse, in a very rural area. I believe by area it is the largest school district in New York.

[–]Raatcharch 1 point2 points ago

You believe correct, sir! It stretches the north shore on Oneida Lake, which is what makes it so big.

[–]HunterTV 26 points27 points ago

The South.

[–]ELBdelorean 88 points89 points ago

I love that state.

[–]IrreverentRelevance 24 points25 points ago

I just googled the high school and it is in NY state. Since when is NY in the south? I am from the south and we have enough idiocy to account for without taking credit for other people's idiocy.

[–]Cruddy 9 points10 points ago

All of the US is The South from our perspective. The South of Canada anyway . ..

[–]neuroartois 5 points6 points ago

We don't like there kind around hear.

[–]stinkyp00t 2 points3 points ago

Too true. :)

[–]exitpursuedbybear 13 points14 points ago

That is a state, a state of mind.

[–]Cr3stfallen 7 points8 points ago

TIL The South is an independent state.

[–]metapunditedgy 10 points11 points ago

You're unique. Half the US thinks the South really is an independent state. The other half wishes they were.

[–]Cr3stfallen 6 points7 points ago

If this is true, I welcome Texas's neighbors with open arms. We could even change our names to show our union. Combine them even. Henceforth we will be known as Sexas.

[–]TheUnluckySock 2 points3 points ago

The irony being that most of Texas would probably ban that name, and replace it with "Onlyifyouaremarriedsas".

[–]Cr3stfallen 2 points3 points ago

"Onlyifyouareheterochristianandmarriedsas"

FTFY.

[–]Ticus6 2 points3 points ago

I also went to this school. This is actually a repost because this same post was made months ago... Let me dig it up...I found the link on imgur because I linked it on facebook a while ago. This is the original picture: http://i.imgur.com/fZ31s.jpg

[–]petahflarty 1 point2 points ago

Can also attest to the idiocy of this school. Went there also sadly...

[–]no_fux_given 1 point2 points ago

It's a high school. I graduated from there several years ago. Scary to think things have gotten even worse!

[–]cclementi6 2 points3 points ago

Wait, you seriously mean this ISNT a joke??

[–]Raatcharch 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. I went there.

[–]allisviolent 1 point2 points ago

The school district was shitty enough that my parents and I moved out of Central Square because of it years ago.

Looks like they're still going strong!

[–]jimbojones230 21 points22 points ago

Homophones.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

are those the ones where you can only call people on the same network as yourself?

[–]totoro11 18 points19 points ago

No it's people who hate gay phones. I think.

[–]allineedis42 13 points14 points ago

No that's a monophone. A homophone is a headset that is only sexually attracted to other headsets.

[–]MapleSyrupIsAwesome 3 points4 points ago

The fuck you just call me?

[–]jimbojones230 1 point2 points ago

Maypole, sir. Up is a sum. - another homophone

[–]RocketPeacocks 2 points3 points ago

OMG Homophones r haterz

dont b a homophone

[–]Jonny_Watts 4 points5 points ago

Don't make fun of gay people like that

[–]Exodus2011 1 point2 points ago

Can we please stop going on about Apple?

[–]ShittyMcPoopus 51 points52 points ago

I don't have the patients for such idiocracy.

[–]anthereddit 22 points23 points ago

My patients is really running thin.

[–]passive_fist 12 points13 points ago

Said the anorexia specialist

[–]bertbargo 9 points10 points ago

The day of Idiocracy draws nearer and nearer...

[–]cmmoyer 17 points18 points ago

goodly

[–]discipula_vitae 6 points7 points ago

Yeah OP, it's an adjective. Idiot.

[–]TareXmd 4 points5 points ago

Its an adjective.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 31 points32 points ago

Is our children learning?

[–]DanielM4713 24 points25 points ago

Is are children learning?

FTFY

[–]confusedjake 8 points9 points ago

Has anyone gone as far as are are children learned?

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 2 points3 points ago

It's exactly that, is sovereign.

[–]NE112TALK 9 points10 points ago

"Patients " is a virtue.

[–]masterbates 1 point2 points ago

you need to learn patients, you fired that off to soon.

[–]SimulatedSun 8 points9 points ago

Why does it look like they are going to show several "examples", with one being correct. It looks like the picture was taken before the other examples showed up.

[–]theguywhopostnot 5 points6 points ago

educate well my friend.

[–]RongRived 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, just thank you. I had to CTRL + F to search this to see if anyone else noticed that.

[–]theguywhopostnot 1 point2 points ago

same, was disappointed made post lol

[–]Had_To_Switch 9 points10 points ago

My jimmies...

[–]musicnote 2 points3 points ago

I just died a little inside.

[–]Same_line_every_time 8 points9 points ago

I don't know... It gave me an erection.

[–]Polymarchos 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, being a doctor does require patience, as well as patients.

[–]conifer_bum 6 points7 points ago

Sorry to say I saw the original. Or at least an earlier repost.

[–]JustAnotherSimian 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I'm sure this picture is at least 1-2 years old. Karmadecay.com comes up with nothing though so all the best to you, op.

Good day, chaps.

[–]rcktkng 1 point2 points ago

It happened last February I believe. I posted it when I first saw it.

[–]JasonGD1982 1 point2 points ago

I wonder what that 973 means?

[–]DotTumblrDotCom 1 point2 points ago

Room number, I'm assuming. :)

[–]steveandstewbeef 1 point2 points ago

Well you go to central square what do you expect lol (sadly am a graduate of that school)

[–]hoopycat 1 point2 points ago

If that's the Zenith, I don't want to think about the nadir.

[–]Urbanviking1 1 point2 points ago

The doctor has patience for his patients.

[–]rcktkng 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for re-posting my original content. At least you waited a few months. Link here.

[–]DrPatience 1 point2 points ago

It is true, i do have many 'patience'.

[–]FunnyFalcon 1 point2 points ago

It's the beginning of the end....

[–]centech 1 point2 points ago

Whoever wrote that should go to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

[–]CreativelyBland 1 point2 points ago

This image is older than OP's ballsack. Downvote, you soulless monster.

[–]Glennsguitar 1 point2 points ago

God...damnit.

[–]JRSchroeder 1 point2 points ago

McDonalds, the exact reason why we cannot have nice things -_-

[–]homebeforemidnight 1 point2 points ago

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[–]ProvidesTranscripts 1 point2 points ago

[Photo of a television screen attached to the ceiling. On-screen, the text:]

The February word of the month is "patience."

  • The doctor has many "patience" that he treats.

P.V. Moore Character Education Committee

[–]psinet 1 point2 points ago

HHAHAHA its funny because Febuary doesn't have an R in it!!!! Loosers!!!!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Huh. I student taught there. I never realized anyone payed attention to the morning TV announcements.

[–]MrsKiller 13 points14 points ago

Can't tell if you purposely misspelled paid for amusement? Upvoting, because I giggled regardless.

Also, a fellow PVMoore grad here. How embarrassing. :P

[–]JoeyProvolone 1 point2 points ago

That's it. In order to fix this problem we need to increase the defense budget.

[–]Colbaire 1 point2 points ago

Haha! I get it! It should be "whom he treats"!

[–]RobSpring11 0 points1 point ago

My patience just left.

[–]Insideoutwards 0 points1 point ago

Strange. That's a very peculiar plural to not end with an "s".

[–]dhays2000 0 points1 point ago

Man, that is sad.

[–]--Heisenberg-- 0 points1 point ago

Shit, I've been on reddit longer than I thought, it's fucking February already?!

Also, it should read "The word of the month for February is", surely?

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

wow, just wow

[–]klanus 0 points1 point ago

I passed..... by English class :)

[–]Truth_Assassin 0 points1 point ago

This feels fake

[–]thetrex42 0 points1 point ago

Bitches love homophones.

[–]blankfist 0 points1 point ago

Another public education drive-by.

[–]XxminecraftXshadowxX 0 points1 point ago

i dnt get it this is gay

[–]Mothmanx 0 points1 point ago

superman does good son, you're doing your best to educate 'well'.

[–]afairjudgment 1 point2 points ago

I scrolled all the way down to see if anyone would point this out. I can't believe it took so long. THANK YOU!

[–]dot1q_for_you 0 points1 point ago

No way that's real, you shittin' me son? Son is that you?

[–]haleytroll 0 points1 point ago

This is the reason why I am embarrassed to say I graduated from here.

[–]Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 0 points1 point ago

Ooo, he card reads good

[–]CletusAwreetus 0 points1 point ago

Trying to increase your word-power, eh? That's really, really, really good.

[–]constipationnow 0 points1 point ago

Calm the fuck down. Don't you guys have patients?

[–]evilbananaman 0 points1 point ago

FFS, it's "goodly" not "good"

[–]Artificial_Squab 0 points1 point ago

Idiocracy is upon us.

[–]cathillian 0 points1 point ago

I think I have reddited for far too long. Maybe in a year or so I can repost this and get some mad karma.

[–]colemorris 0 points1 point ago

Has to be out of context. Fruitless optimism probably.

[–]ItzDizaster 0 points1 point ago

sigh

[–]Zacksatool 0 points1 point ago

Is that a rare Zenith?

[–]TailSpinBowler 0 points1 point ago

I was like, oh, I learned something new today reading your post. Then I came to the comments.

I still struggle with Practice/Practise. C changes to S?

[–]hahahal0l 0 points1 point ago

Your tv sucks you red neck fuck. Kill yourself.

[–]D3m3N 0 points1 point ago

Where was this taken?

[–]noisess13000 0 points1 point ago

"doing our best to educate good" << that's a joke right?

[–]Hooopes 0 points1 point ago

As an american and product of the public school system, I see nothing wrong.

[–]Mister_OB 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to spell when you're boligerantly drunk

[–]shitniggachill 0 points1 point ago

This is obviously University or Reddit pun training program.

[–]wastemoretime 0 points1 point ago

Wait a minute is that from Moore Elementary? We used to do have stuff like that back when I went there for grade school. Also it says Moore on the screen.

[–]tankertodd 0 points1 point ago

They'd fire whoever made that mistake but they have tenure and it's a 6 year process that will cost the district $275,000. But they're up for an automatic raise at the end of the month, so it's all good.

[–]Maxweller29 0 points1 point ago

I don't have patients for this kind of stupidity

[–]97bluelights 0 points1 point ago

I feel such shame when a repost gets over 2000 points

[–]kobaland 0 points1 point ago

Clever, original title. Original content. Made me laugh. Worthy of an upvote

[–]TheGreatGBD 0 points1 point ago

Wow the principal must have a lot of "patience" for the education committee.

[–]ottoorange 0 points1 point ago

Paul V. Moore middle school? In NY?

[–]zebrake2010 0 points1 point ago

This is another reason I want a career outside of teaching.

Come, friends. 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.

[–]CuddlynFluffy 0 points1 point ago

Penguin walking meme: Obtains PHD still cant differentiate Patient from Patience :)

[–]BillNyeDeGrasseTyson 0 points1 point ago

Is this Central New York by chance?

[–]Hiddensky 0 points1 point ago

Wow, School I went to like 5-6 years ago had this very thing, District 51?

[–]Cruddy 0 points1 point ago

Z 973!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What is the Character Education Committee? Or is it someone named J. P. Moore Character, of the Education Committee? I went to high school with a guy named J. Patrick Moore. We called him J. Pat. And he was kind of a character. He grew up to become a Catholic priest. Ok that's all, I'm done now.

[–]einstein1351 0 points1 point ago

Was this in a DMV/RMV?

[–]xDatBear 0 points1 point ago

*educate well

[–]King-of-Spades42 0 points1 point ago

"The Zoolander School for kids who can't read good and want to do other things good too"

[–]AlbertCamus590 0 points1 point ago

I see they've got a non-flat screen mounted from the ceiling there.

[–]herpnaderpn 0 points1 point ago

*well

[–]GoatBoyHicks 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear god. That's the school I would have gone to if I didn't move when i was 9. Thank fuck lord.

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

[–]Xcrunner2014 0 points1 point ago

Teach Well

[–]AkihabaraBoy 0 points1 point ago

The good values of a edumacation.

[–]k1w1999 0 points1 point ago

I read good as god.

[–]Conkerkid11 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I've noticed several spelling mistakes on our school's monitor's, but was unable to take a picture for karma due to a strict "No electronics policy". Their reason to have it in place... Cyber bullying. Don't even ask.

[–]UrCreepyUncle 0 points1 point ago

where the hell is it February

[–]ConnzoBaggins 0 points1 point ago

His patience is off the charts!

[–]bitesizedfan10 0 points1 point ago

As a future educator of tiny humans, this is upsetting. How can we expect children to learn if they don't have intelligent adults to teach them correctly!

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 0 points1 point ago

Superman does good. You do well.

You best learn your grammar, son.

[–]Sam0161 0 points1 point ago

Is this Moore Oklahoma? If it is then it really would not surprise me one bit.

[–]Raatcharch 0 points1 point ago

That's my alma mater. It's a repost, but I laugh and shake my head every time.

It's true though, the quality of education there was horrible.

[–]Solarnynja 0 points1 point ago

Educate well

[–]mossman101 0 points1 point ago

that's my high school lol.

[–]Justch1ll 0 points1 point ago

Meh, School doesn't learn you anything anyway

[–]t0ls 0 points1 point ago

PV as in Pymatuning Valley? In OH?

[–]obsidianpanther 0 points1 point ago

Just..... no... :X