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[–]E_lucas 27 points28 points ago

"This has nothing to do with the Maritimes..."

/Canadian

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

Living or found in or near the sea

[–]jacks_narrator 7 points8 points ago

The "s" makes all the difference.

[–]Berserk1234 13 points14 points ago

I have a question: Is this ship still capsized off the coast or did they took it out of there?

[–]SherSlick 0 points1 point ago

I believe it still is

[–]Bellicapelli 1 point2 points ago

It takes time to do this stuff, and if you're in Italy it takes 3 times as much. In January 2013 it will be moved to a Costa port and dismantled.

[–]nwvtskiboy 20 points21 points ago

The ambulances will have to wait their turn.

[–]jeremyrs 2 points3 points ago

[–]Koozey 0 points1 point ago

Nice reference.

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[–]creedofwheat 6 points7 points ago

diggro does nothing but repost

[–]MrBaconRepostPolice 2 points3 points ago

He's mine.

[–]phil6260 4 points5 points ago

welcome to last year

[–]Wildperson 6 points7 points ago

Gee, never seen this post before.

[–]RalphWasntHere 10 points11 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Female Boat 0coms 28pts 5mos funny
And here we see... 16coms 99pts 6mos funny
The Mothership 205coms 1409pts 8mos funny
Animal Channel: Boat Edition 0coms 15pts 1mo funny
So this female boat... 0coms 10pts 7mos funny
Costa Concordia 1com -2pts 7mos funny
The tender side of an ignominious cruise ship failure 2coms 10pts 6mos funny
a breastfeeding boat 0coms 13pts 7mos pics
Parents 2coms 63pts 5mos WTF
Boats 8coms 30pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

And here we see a repost preparing to propagate itself.

[–]Wodeath 4 points5 points ago

None of those posts took off and they are all kind of old.

[–]RalphWasntHere 4 points5 points ago

Probably because it wasnt funny past the first time.

Also:

1409 pts

none of those posts took off

lel

[–]Wodeath 1 point2 points ago

Sorry you missed the post right below were I said I did not see the 1400 point one, I'm sorry I have made this huge mistake.

[–]bradygilg 1 point2 points ago

Yeah only 1400 upvotes. They are old because this cruise ship thing was months ago.

[–]Wodeath 1 point2 points ago

Wow my bad I really did not see that 1400 point one.

[–]DMercenary 2 points3 points ago

Isnt this the Concordia?

[–]jaguarbravo 1 point2 points ago

This is an old picture. Repost. It's the Italian cruise ship.

[–]CARVERitUP 0 points1 point ago

Dude. Every single joke with that boat story IMAGINABLE has already been made. You're SO fucking late.

[–]creedofwheat 1 point2 points ago

diggro = professional reposter I'm quit sure.

[–]therunnykind 0 points1 point ago

I have a "three strikes and you're ignored" policy for reposts that I have to click on. This just hit the quota for diggro.

[–]clickforme 0 points1 point ago

retarded.

[–]squidsquidsquid 1 point2 points ago

I don't even understand why this was so funny to me.

[–]Letmefeelyourbraces -1 points0 points ago

Something about the title made me try to sing the caption like a pirate. Not sure why...

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 1 point2 points ago

So what actually happened to this boat? Is it still there? It disappeared from the news I would assume they've since righted it and towed it elsewhere. Ya know, with bodies still inside.

[–]tbudd 0 points1 point ago

I totally read that as "Marmite mom" and I'm not even an Aussie.

[–]Bellicapelli 0 points1 point ago

You're thinking of Vegemite, Marmite is British.

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

Too schoon.

[–]danaofdoom 0 points1 point ago

So fucked up...but I lol'd.

[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else read that in David Attenborough's voice?

[–]bloodorphan 0 points1 point ago

Boatz and hoez

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

The fact that this is the first time I've seen it renders the fact that it's a repost irrelevant.

[–]OODanK 0 points1 point ago

Are people really still trying to think of jokes about this ship?! Beating a dead horse to say the least! Now I feel much better about how I spend my time!

[–]Dawson86 0 points1 point ago

I got excited because I thought the title was 'Marmite Mom', but I was disappointed... again... sigh...

[–]Getinthecart 0 points1 point ago

Lol your going to hell

[–]CMoreKillz14 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on iFunny before I knew what reddit was... Thats how hard this repost is...

[–]EddyTeddy 0 points1 point ago

Boatlets

[–]Wildcard1222 0 points1 point ago

The best caption for this will always be, "Do a barrel roll!"

[–]DirtyTrixter -2 points-1 points ago

lol, that's hilarious! it's funny cuz it's true...some boats are bigger than others just like some animals are bigger than others, and they both like to drink milk, see that's why it's so funny!!!

[–]happycrabeatsthefish -5 points-4 points ago

These are the breast kind of boat jokes.

[–]Ragelova123 0 points1 point ago

no

[–]drumdogmillionaire -3 points-2 points ago

No. Just NO! God DAMN this meme shit is out of control!

[–]Chrischn89 -4 points-3 points ago

This is so bad that it's actually quite funny again! xD