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[–]patrickPowns 385 points386 points ago

Taken, starring Neil deGrasse Tyson

[–]Zelvetical 316 points317 points ago

I'd probably watch it. http://i.imgur.com/IJyO9.jpg

[–]patrickPowns 52 points53 points ago

"A tale of bravery"

[–]Sheepolution 13 points14 points ago

Haha, well done.

[–]ertebolle 330 points331 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will teach you everything you ever wanted to know about astrophysics.

[–]Seakawn 210 points211 points ago

Boy, that escalated astronomically.

[–]Mike_Aurand 11 points12 points ago

NDT teaching me everything I've ever wanted to know about astrophysics sounds like one AWESOME punishment.

[–]WhipIash 60 points61 points ago

That ended surprisingly.

[–]DigitalChocobo 43 points44 points ago

I was about to skip over that comment, but I read the ending because of you.

[–]Araskazes 36 points37 points ago

"I have a very special set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you" --He said to James Cameron

[–]LoveOfProfit 52 points53 points ago

Scienced

[–]nullibicity 1764 points1765 points ago

"Great... this guy again."

[–]DGSTEE 782 points783 points ago

With every picture he's slightly more creeped out. Just wait for the fourth, he'll be a foot away from him and not smiling.

[–]dietotaku 657 points658 points ago

the 4th picture will be OP and a restraining order.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 441 points442 points ago

The 4th picture will be a courtroom sketch.

[–]JewBoySandler 146 points147 points ago

"Just one more picture... Please?"

[–]apox64928 23 points24 points ago

the fifth one will be a copy of the stenographers court room proceedings.

[–]skyman724 26 points27 points ago

the sixth one will be a picture of OP holding down Neil and holding up said proceedings.

[–]Glasweg1an 7 points8 points ago

Pictureception!

[–]Armitando 8 points9 points ago

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[–]isofat 88 points89 points ago

OP took all three pictures in a 48 hour time span.

[–]Fealiks 212 points213 points ago

"Mr. Tyson, this is going to sound fucked up, but I need you to change your shirt and pants again. I promise I'll stop soon."

[–]peon47 63 points64 points ago

"Oh no! I've accidentally spilled tomato juice all over you again. Luckily, I have another change of clothes with me, coincidentally."

[–]TheBigBrainOnBrett 75 points76 points ago

Mr. Dr. Tyson*

[–]weyand1 15 points16 points ago

Mr. Dr. Prof. Tyson*

[–]DinaDinaDinaBatman 8 points9 points ago

Mr. Dr. Tyson Grand Wizard of Reddit (GWR) his holiness and bad-asseryness

[–]thegardens 19 points20 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy it is then!

[–]n1caboose 20 points21 points ago

The 5th will just be of this guy and Tyson's back as he runs away.

[–]Phyics_Son 37 points38 points ago

He seemed a little less excited after each version of the picture

[–]cumfarts 84 points85 points ago

And the other guy seems more and more excited. Who the fuck smiles like that? Keep your bottom teeth fucking covered like a normal person.

[–]Phyics_Son 90 points91 points ago

lol, shit just got real between you and the OP

[–]Seakawn 7 points8 points ago

Yo, OP, I got your back! Us bottom-teethers gotta stand up for ourselves, ya know?

[–]vocaltalentz 8 points9 points ago

I wonder if he just carries these photos around with him at all times just in case he'll run into Neil again..

[–]HorpySpoondigger 4 points5 points ago

I came to find this comment. Poor Neil. It's written all over his face.

[–]thisisnotdan 232 points233 points ago

When I saw the title, I thought this was on /r/circlejerk

[–]Moidah 20 points21 points ago

Yeah this will get reposted there.

[–]Rye631 32 points33 points ago

This is reddit so it already is on a circlejerk

[–]Type_Zero 11 points12 points ago

Haha, so r/criclejerk is like a double jerk

[–]thisisnotdan 6 points7 points ago

Then what does that make /r/metacirclejerk?

[–]TwistedTicket 189 points190 points ago

Neil's face gets a little more worried in each picture.

[–]WhitbyRoadSoldier 86 points87 points ago

while OP got more and more, carried away...

[–]St-Moustache 37 points38 points ago

This is going to end with them starring in a buddy cop movie together where Neil uses science to apprehend criminals with OP as his bumbling side kick, title: The Plu-d'oh Files.

[–]JewBoySandler 5 points6 points ago

I'd see it.

[–]flounder19 88 points89 points ago

Next time he should look up and wave so he can make eye contact with himself in the picture after that

[–]q1o2 64 points65 points ago

Dreams really do come true!!

[–]simsimulation 31 points32 points ago

And 3 months ahead of schedule, no less. Good Show, I say!

[–]ChillPenguins 24 points25 points ago

Shall we demand another level?

[–]Cygnus_X1 21 points22 points ago

Yes, also a copy of the restraining order that comes with the next level.

[–]broken_faaace 12 points13 points ago

And in the lull between photographs OP took a course in grammar!!

[–]ios_k 54 points55 points ago

[–]cakeandcats 7 points8 points ago

And he even managed to learn grammar since then!

[–]danieljr1992 2 points3 points ago

and 3 months early!

[–]sim713 2 points3 points ago

Is it me or does NDT have the sickest signature ever?

[–]grink 118 points119 points ago

I thought I met you that night.

[–]dabork 27 points28 points ago

You asked, I delivered.. Next time, pick people with similar skin tones!

[–]blakeready710 35 points36 points ago

I think a faceswap is calling with that guy's face in the back

[–]achshar 321 points322 points ago

How about this?

http://i.imgur.com/j11tG.jpg

Edit: I am no Photoshop expert :(

[–]jnazty 122 points123 points ago

Upvote for how bad this is. Made me laugh pretty hard.

[–]Captain_Sparky 15 points16 points ago

I like that you went to the extra effort of cutting out his face, placing it on a white background, and then pasting it back in the image. Well done

[–]achshar 0 points1 point ago

I just used the free selection tool and made a selection around his face. Hence the white background when the image lost transparency.

[–]abovetheignorance 32 points33 points ago

Edit: I am no MS Paint expert :(

FTFY

[–]Seakawn 28 points29 points ago

Nope, that's pretty much how you do it in MS Paint. Trust me, I'm a pro.

[–]postsinsensitively 10 points11 points ago

rofl that's bad

[–]jamonathin 2 points3 points ago

I'd say it's pretty damn good, where the hell did you find the other half of that face?

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

are you a wizard?

[–]TempoRiver 12 points13 points ago

I'm not much better than the other guy.

http://imgur.com/7wBiu

[–]grink 6 points7 points ago

I know the guy in the back, hah!

EDIT: Grammar

[–]blakeready710 6 points7 points ago

Tell him he has an amazing face

[–]esquirebob[S] 12 points13 points ago

Haha, yeah that was the night of the first picture, certainly a good time.

[–]druranium 4 points5 points ago

That guy is drinking a sixpoint beer! Excellent taste

[–]postsinsensitively 3 points4 points ago

Man... was OP glued to him or what?

[–]scoyne15 37 points38 points ago

Yea, you can totally see it in the pictures. Each time he is less than excited to be photographed with you while your excitement seems to grow exponentially. Next picture he will be openly weeping while you cackle like a madman.

[–]Cajin 73 points74 points ago

[–]alexp82539 47 points48 points ago

Do you just carry the picture around living in hope you'll see him again?

[–]esquirebob[S] 90 points91 points ago

Fun answer: Would you think less of me if I did?

Real answer: He's the host of StarTalk, a podcast he records live with scientists and comedians. Has happened 3 times at the Bell House in Brooklyn, and I've had a bit of fun with him.

[–]erdle 8 points9 points ago

Went a podcast recording there for StarTalk with him and Eugene Mirman (sp?). Liked it better than the average Super Secret Science Club.

[–]lanbrocalrissian 2 points3 points ago

Eugene mirman is hilarious

[–]wisenheimer 0 points1 point ago

Eugine mirman is Ethel Merman in another multiverse you know.

[–]Scottush 12 points13 points ago

Whats wrong with you?

[–]Devout 29 points30 points ago

What the actual balls? It looks like you're ageing backwards!? In the first shot you look ~ 40, in the second you look like a 30 year old (woman) and in the most recent one you have a patchy beard and acne.

Let's see Neil explain that shit.

[–]Type_Zero 3 points4 points ago

They were all taken in the same day. As OP's joy rises, so does his youth. While Neil grows older and more concerned with each passing picture.

[–]roboticmumbleman 7 points8 points ago

How to creep the hell out of Neil deGrasse Tyson, by Esquirebob

[–]jeffinfremont 19 points20 points ago

Mr. deGrasse Tyson's face next time around.

[–]oijogja 4 points5 points ago

You kind of look like a shaggy haired John Oliver in your second picture.

[–]vyllex 10 points11 points ago

As a tip from someone who had terrible acne, look into getting clindoxyl gel. Cleans that shit right up.

As for the smile... It's worrying.

[–]billyzero 111 points112 points ago

He must be so tired of your little joke.
Edit: Alright guys, I was just kidding, it's a cool thing that OP was able to see him so many times. Next time I'll just say lol at the end before everyone starts attacking me.

[–]TerryArchi 119 points120 points ago

"Oh no, this guy wants to take a photo with again!? This is so much worse than taking a photo with 3 different people in 3 different occasions".

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 10 points11 points ago

Really? Why?

[–]PatAunces 4 points5 points ago

After two times? Yah, nah.

[–]UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR 2 points3 points ago

I bet it's refreshing compared to the thousands of experiences of nerds-a-gushin and dissections of his symantics and their rebuttles. Plus, NDT definitely remembers this guy, and how many people can say that?

[–]TheDecline 17 points18 points ago

God damn you are a fucking nerd

[–]crankypants_mcgee 2 points3 points ago

Hey, is Neil the one who posted that thread about someone stalking him at 4:30 am and talking to him through his shades?

[–]HerbLarious 19 points20 points ago

You, sir, are the epitome of Reddit.

[–]Ethosia 46 points47 points ago

We've found him, the ultimate circlejerker, the undisputed champion of Reddit, the man we've always joked about but now we have proof of his existence: The Man Who Worships Neil Degrasse Tyson.

[–]BoughtreeFidee 43 points44 points ago

Neil SmokeDeGrasse Tys[10]n, LE FTFY.

DAE ATHEIST?

[–]Enjoiissweet 6 points7 points ago

You forgot a bunch of stuff in there, man.

[–]Wbran 10 points11 points ago

Needs more Gem

[–]BoughtreeFidee 3 points4 points ago

I'm still only on page 10 of the God delusion, I don't have my PhD yet.

[–]Thisisacoolname 3 points4 points ago

Neil SmokeDeGaben Tys[10]n, LE FTFY. DAE ATHEIST?

FTFY

[–]BramaLlama 2 points3 points ago

Literally this!

[–]guerillatwang 11 points12 points ago

Le AMA, OMG GUISE!!

[–]12345678903 1 point2 points ago

Just because someone likes Neil they're automatically circlejerking now?

[–]RobertJBull 9 points10 points ago

Yo dog I hear you like Neil deGrasse Tyson

[–]rottenseed 4 points5 points ago

Seeing as how I've NEVER met Dr. Tyson, I'd say that one more of these pictures puts you on "creepy stalker" status...

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

The People's Exhibit #1 in the TRO case against the OP.

[–]orthodoxun 2 points3 points ago

"it must be some kind of hot tub time machine..."

[–]TheTempest17 1 point2 points ago

Bro don't force a smile like that it makes me uncomfortable

[–]TheConTrollFace 1 point2 points ago

We have to go deeper

[–]Sickness69 1 point2 points ago

The 4th will be a tattoo of a tattoo artist giving him a tattoo of this picture.

[–]young_hawaii 1 point2 points ago

SO META

[–]Vegeta9002 1 point2 points ago

I'm bad at meme creation but at least I tried

http://i.imgur.com/kms8s.jpg

[–]4hed2012 0 points1 point ago

What happened to your skin....

[–]ipissbrilliance 1 point2 points ago

Inceptyson.

[–]graymulletsmith 1 point2 points ago

holy shit, i had spanish with you in high school

[–]wutz 16 points17 points ago

[–]Thinandbony 11 points12 points ago

This man has years of Karma ahead of him

[–]sassfactor4 7 points8 points ago

[–]oOkeuleOo 13 points14 points ago

we need to go deeper

[–]Corvus133 3 points4 points ago

More creepy each time

[–]Kiwi_Digger 6 points7 points ago

you have what they call "a face for radio"

[–]dbarrusr 1 point2 points ago

Let me clear it up, people. Neil is the one in the right, in the left, in the right.

[–]Newdles 1 point2 points ago

How long have you been planning this post?

[–]Brewe 1 point2 points ago

I can see that the first picture was taken when the Cosby Show was still on the air.

[–]minidini10 3 points4 points ago

At first I thought this was an r/circlejerk post til I saw it was a link and not a self post

[–]UnicornOfHate 0 points1 point ago

Really thought this was an r/circlejerk post at first.

[–]FermiSea 0 points1 point ago

OP is a master of patience. He knew from the first picture...the karma would be overwhelming

[–]ninjaturrtle 0 points1 point ago

You look better in the middle pic.

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[–]Wyodiver 0 points1 point ago

Proud much? I don't blame you at all. He's a great guy, IMHO.

[–]jakemg 0 points1 point ago

It's too bad that the first time you met him you weren't holding a Neil DeGrasse Tyson picture. That would have completed it perfectly.

[–]Spencersrm 0 points1 point ago

Take a mirror pic with him next time.

[–]Davepen 0 points1 point ago

You can see him get more and more concerned in each photo, along with your expression getting more and more psychotic.

[–]formfactor 0 points1 point ago

Way too cool man!

[–]Grinstall 0 points1 point ago

Quit hogging all the NDT!

[–]KurganVon 0 points1 point ago

I like how in every picture you look increasingly more disheveled and nuts and he looks exactly the same.

[–]atheist_ 2 points3 points ago

How thick is the callus on your dick OP? 'Cause I'd bet you jerk off 15+ times a day to these pictures.

[–]rookiemistake18 -1 points0 points ago

Do you always keep those pictures of pictures on hand, /just/ in case you stumble upon Mr Tyson?

[–]Louloulala 0 points1 point ago

Good to see a stalker taking pride in his hobby

[–]zigzagZodiac 6 points7 points ago

[–]Drasha1 6 points7 points ago

you can tell this is photoshoped because he is holding the picture with the corner under his arm but in the photo the corner is over his arm.

[–]achshar 0 points1 point ago

needs more meta.

[–]CensoredCashew 4 points5 points ago

This, ladies and gents, is how to post a celebrity picture

[–]yeahforthefireman 1 point2 points ago

and i

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 2 points3 points ago

Damn dude. You need to calm down.

[–]douchymcface 1 point2 points ago

TIL McLovin is a redditor.

[–]wesjall 5 points6 points ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]hazeydaze 5 points6 points ago

Ohboy "the face of redditors" filled with acne, I shoulda known.

[–]XviggyX 5 points6 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]TheCocksmith 0 points1 point ago

It's only cool if some of his badassery rubs off on to you. Otherwise, you're still one of us.

[–]KinoftheFlames 1 point2 points ago

What a creepy hobby.

[–]DollyPart-time 0 points1 point ago

OP, all your life has been preparation for this one Reddit post.

[–]robbotsdead 3 points4 points ago

Suck him off already and move on.

[–]Sparta_Warrior_70 0 points1 point ago

I love how every time you take a picture, you both switch sides with each other.

[–]dreamer7 0 points1 point ago

We need to go deeper.

[–]axiom88 0 points1 point ago

So what happens when you reach deSingularity?

[–]greanjeanz 0 points1 point ago

Fractal Tyson-verse

[–]rlkeener911 0 points1 point ago

TIL Neil DeGrasse Tyson has a stalker.

[–]armageddonthebrus -1 points0 points ago

Was the autograph legible or did he have messy recursive handwriting?

[–]this_is_a_sign -1 points0 points ago

Wow, NDT is taller than I thought he was.

[–]eric323 0 points1 point ago

I think you would like the movie memento

[–]beliefsarerelative 0 points1 point ago

This is it. Nobody's picture of themselves and Neil deGrasse Tyson will ever be as good as yours.

[–]texasmaximus210 0 points1 point ago

Neil is becoming more and more concerned with each picture.

[–]TheKall55 -1 points0 points ago

You sir, have won reddit. All you need is a kitten perched on your shoulder.

[–]buskerrhymes -1 points0 points ago

deGrasseption

[–]toadling -1 points0 points ago

so meny nels lul

[–]izeandears -1 points0 points ago

Dude every one is talking shit but i thin this a cool and i thin NDT probably does too. shut up every one

[–]jakeyjake247 -1 points0 points ago

Someone make this a meme now

[–]robtheviking -1 points0 points ago

...awkward....

[–]djsd 1 point2 points ago

This makes me approve of Louis Ck's no photo rule even more.

[–]cobalkan -1 points0 points ago

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this the "We got a badass over here" guy?

[–]flignir 0 points1 point ago

I call Shenanigans.

That smallest picture is clearly J.D. from the Howard Stern Show and Carl Weathers

[–]kitten83 -1 points0 points ago

Neil-ception.

[–]Bamberger2334 1 point2 points ago

Its Neil deGrasse Tyson and I.

[–]MrMaximiliano -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]Icedrive -1 points0 points ago

You should do this to Xzibit.

[–]triceracocks 1 point2 points ago

OMG YOU ARE THE GOD OF ATHEISM!!! BACON UPBOATS!!!

[–]oahayder 0 points1 point ago

[–]DanielMoreira 0 points1 point ago

[–]WC_Dirk_Gently 0 points1 point ago

Neils signature is incredible.

[–]paulderev 0 points1 point ago

It's pictures of you and Neil deGrasse Tyson and pictures of pictures of you and Neil deGrasse Tyson all the way down.

[–]playboyman007 0 points1 point ago

It's almost stalking status.

[–]b00l_Badass -2 points-1 points ago

Neil deGrassception

[–]thestove666 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHA this is GREAT!

[–]methmaker21 -1 points0 points ago

INCEPTION

[–]peg_leg 0 points1 point ago

One of those is Sinbad

[–]zulubowie 0 points1 point ago

Time just stopped.

[–]Cicada- 1 point2 points ago

YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKED NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON...

[–]Fallingdamage 1 point2 points ago

So do you just walk around carrying the most recent photo collage just in case you run into Neil deGrasse Tyson again?

[–]vaughn42593 -1 points0 points ago

karma gold

[–]halfwayhipster -1 points0 points ago

Dude...

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

hey cat