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[–]yashar1 184 points185 points ago

[–]brocahantas 317 points318 points ago

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 94 points95 points ago

This man is my hero.

[–]Redditology101 79 points80 points ago

Or this

[–]Im_not_pedobear 41 points42 points ago

isnt there a whole subreddit for this?

[–]FourMakesTwoUNLESS 56 points57 points ago

[–]gangagang 41 points42 points ago

I clicked every imgur link on the front page of this thinking there would be something different. Why brain, why?

[–]lWantYourDownvote 18 points19 points ago

I got about half way down, then intelligence kicked in.

[–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points ago

Dude. On my screen the picture is right there...

[–]Xervicx -1 points0 points ago

When the intelligence in, I just kept on going. I couldn't stop. I... I think I have a problem.

[–]ITGCYS 2 points3 points ago

"I just saved a ton of seconds of my life by switching to RES!" - Happy Customer

[–]ElpisofChaos 2 points3 points ago

Same.

[–]klanus 0 points1 point ago

I did the same thing fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

[–]IamAlampshadeAMAA 5 points6 points ago

Im pretty sure that she says "No!". Im not seeing her lips come together like they would if she was saying stop.

[–]tacoliquor 4 points5 points ago

She's saying "Stopuahaha".

[–]imbapwnn00b 1 point2 points ago

I can see the S but not the P. Allthough, if she were saying NO she is pronouncing it like "naoouw", wich I have a hard time believeing.

[–]the_underscore_key 1 point2 points ago

What..... the....... fuck........

[–]SmurfRockRune 0 points1 point ago

Why? Why does this exist?

Ninja Edit: Easy karma! I get it now!

[–]mareksoon 13 points14 points ago

.. and of course, the imgur gallery.

[–]space_monkey_15 6 points7 points ago

[–]KnightBlue 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I forget the name of it though.

[–]qxw -3 points-2 points ago

But that one isn't funny

[–]ImgurGotBoring 35 points36 points ago

[–]Energy_Turtle 22 points23 points ago

Damn I watched that for a long time.

[–]Neebat 9 points10 points ago

Not that long. 3-5 minutes, tops.

[–]asbestosmask 4 points5 points ago

Thats how long it takes to fap.

[–]jb0nd38372 0 points1 point ago

Speed fapping?

[–]ImgurGotBoring 3 points4 points ago

you're welcome, friend.

[–]Simy18 6 points7 points ago

Source?

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

I can't find a source video, but it's from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Poker_Showdown#Eighth_tournament

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

She did this at a poker game? Insidious...

[–]stferago 7 points8 points ago

Is that Pam Beesly? It looks like her.

[–]serp002 -1 points0 points ago

....Jenna Fischer. "Pam Beesly" doesn't exist lol.

[–]stferago 18 points19 points ago

I am aware that Pam Beesly is not a real person.

[–]Patargh 19 points20 points ago

Right! She's Pam Halpert now.

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 2 points3 points ago

She's pretty close to the top of my "Goddamn it just show them already!" list.

[–]Username20x6 0 points1 point ago

That guy looks like the host of Cash Cab, what's this from?

[–]Harhan 0 points1 point ago

The guy sitting next to him. "Oh god, this is so bor- Oh. My. God..."

[–]ebetanc1 -1 points0 points ago

wow, this is the funniest gif on reddit

[–]ElephantRefrigerator 20 points21 points ago

That's an opinion. Opinions aren't allowed around here.

[–]curtdammit 4 points5 points ago

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

-Spider Man

[–]IMightBeABird 4 points5 points ago

And if you have one, we won't respect it.

[–]Left-Hand-Path 1 point2 points ago

Opinions on Reddit are like assholes, everybody has one but nobody wants to see it unless it comes from a pretty girl.

[–]commondenomigator 13 points14 points ago

I love the thought process you can see going through that girl's head. "Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I'm on camera. I hate cameras. Can I hide behind her head? No, that won't work. Should I... Fuck this shit! Bail!"

[–]TheWhiteFountain 0 points1 point ago

i give you an upvote for the source. thank you.

[–]svenhoek86 1 point2 points ago

The best part of that whole video was the random gangsta rap at the end. Reminded me of Leonards reviews from Community.

[–]outfoxedagain 86 points87 points ago

[–]Sebasaur 8 points9 points ago

I just realized it says Libby on her tag....this makes the gif 10x better.

[–]lord_nougat 3 points4 points ago

Eat the food!

[–]Screaming_Monkey 6 points7 points ago

Gah, every time someone posts that, I stare at it for ages, seized by fits of uncontrollable laughter.

[–]LyingPylon 213 points214 points ago

FUCK I want an Umbreon hat.

[–]Dethron3d 36 points37 points ago

Found this one on Etsy. http://etsy.me/PuDuYD

[–]umbrianEpoch 15 points16 points ago

I actually commissioned someone and they knitted one fore me, only cost me $12 when shipping was included.

[–]Mr_R0LTZ 5 points6 points ago

Who did you commission and where? Proof?

[–]umbrianEpoch 5 points6 points ago

This girl on Tumblr ninjapreez.tumblr.com

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98d0xF5lP1qgqrhyo1_1280.jpg

This is a picture of the hat.

[–]Mr_R0LTZ 1 point2 points ago

That's great, gonna have to look around before committing to one.

Hat turned out well by the way.

[–]umbrianEpoch 3 points4 points ago

Thanks, I can't wait for it to actually be cold so I have a reason to wear it.

[–]Mr_R0LTZ 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that or when it looks like I need a haircut.

[–]JiovanniTheGREAT -3 points-2 points ago

That's what I was looking for. Umbreon in my top 5 Pogeys of all time.

[–]BrohemianRhapsody 285 points286 points ago

[–]ShortSentencesDisrdr 91 points92 points ago

Well played. The subtlety, that millisecond of confusion when you see it isn't his face substituted, made it all the better. 10/10, would open again.

[–]5pinDMXconnector 9 points10 points ago

I did the other way, I was staring in the monitor to see if he did that face too.

[–]Indigoh 1 point2 points ago

I did it the other way. I was staring at the monitor because I guessed that only the monitor would have the face.

[–]WhatTheFedex 35 points36 points ago

I was staring at his face, hoping to see Nigel, but when he wasn't there I got really confused. Then something in the corner caught my eye, and I nearly wet my pants. That thing is incredibly creepy...

[–]OwlsDiving 13 points14 points ago

Ah, the wetly pants.

[–]WhatTheFedex 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for pointing that out. I'll go fix it now...

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

No it was better that way

[–]kerdon 2 points3 points ago

There's an entire subreddit for these too. I'm guessing you came from there,

[–]aldude3 2 points3 points ago

link please?

[–]kerdon 5 points6 points ago

[–]fabe -3 points-2 points ago

omg i had to laugh so hard :D

[–]LiThiuMElectro 32 points33 points ago

Luffy :O

[–]goblinpiledriver 17 points18 points ago

and he's looking confused, as usual

[–]JetpackAwaaay 7 points8 points ago

Just wondering where the meat is.

[–]kerdon 2 points3 points ago

I don't see how you got Luffy. I demand you make a gif. Edit: NVM. Found him.

[–]BallsAwesome 17 points18 points ago

I feel violated.. It's like he's peering into the depths of my soul.

[–]Yukimare 3 points4 points ago

i didnt know redditors still had souls?!

[–]Mowleen 7 points8 points ago

We're not all gingers you know

[–]Zewlzor 3 points4 points ago

Ginger here, what is a "Soul?"

[–]DonLeoRaphMike 3 points4 points ago

You know it as "food".

[–]Zewlzor 3 points4 points ago

Ah, that explains it.

Hey, you gonna eat that?

[–]Snarkdere 2 points3 points ago

Also a ginger, I'm pretty sure it's a city in South Korea.

[–]vaguelyspecific 0 points1 point ago

I didn't see the "r" at first when reading your comment. I was concerned.

[–]One_More_Comment 37 points38 points ago

[–]martyrdod 36 points37 points ago

I WANT YOUR SOUL. I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

[–]bruce656 14 points15 points ago

COME TO DADDY.

[–]Leo-D 2 points3 points ago

[–]UnderAboveAverage 3 points4 points ago

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise -4 points-3 points ago

a million cool points for referencing that song. i love you

[–]allyoucaneatsushi 1 point2 points ago

Just upvote him like the other 27 people who got the reference did...

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise 0 points1 point ago

no

[–]achshar 6 points7 points ago

If this has to turn into a meme, then someone please find a better quality source.

[–]5ka5 11 points12 points ago

thats Monkey D. Luffy!

edit: maybe that's not that obvius: i'm talking about the guy in the background.

[–]ImportantPotato 12 points13 points ago

[–]Kungfucheez 3 points4 points ago

what the...................cookie?

[–]neonflannel 3 points4 points ago

I'm hungry now....

[–]Kungfucheez 3 points4 points ago

I just ate some oreos in honor of this video. May freedom forever ring, like the shape of an oreo cookie, into the vast hills, and sparkling waters of the soda I drank to wash it down with. God bless oreos

[–]TheCocksmith 10 points11 points ago

I walk by as quickly as possible, so others might not witness the fatness.

[–]invalid_user_meme 3 points4 points ago

Exactly. And I think "good God...have I gained that much weight?"

[–]SolitaryAlpha 3 points4 points ago

Is this a convention? If so which one?

[–]Psyderman 9 points10 points ago

Looks to me like IEM Cologne.

[–]TechTML 5 points6 points ago

It's a actually a video game tournament (Intel Extreme Masters). http://www.esl-world.net/masters/

[–]Qender 0 points1 point ago

Gamescom in Cologne Germany.

[–]akabouzu 6 points7 points ago

that is a nice hat

[–]kerdon 2 points3 points ago

The straw one?

[–]skullybones 4 points5 points ago

When I see myself on those display TVs that show what each surveillance camera is showing, I feel like I'm on Tru Tv's Most Shocking: Caught on Tape and I get this feeling that a rogue car is gonna smash right into me or a drugged-out robber is going to appear out of nowhere and go crazy on me.

[–]A_1337_Canadian 9 points10 points ago

Clearly you haven't been on reddit before.

title comnts points age /r/
first, please go easy 1com 4pts 3dys GifSound
sporting the umbreon hat swag. 18coms 459pts 8dys pokemon
That grin 0coms -5pts 8dys gifs
Best picture I've seen all day! 44coms 1592pts 8dys gifs
When I see that I'm on the big screen in an electronics shop 8coms 657pts 23dys reactiongifs
Can somebody Nigel this one? 18coms 376pts 28dys NigelThornberry
A Nigel no one but I dared to attempt. 15coms 1116pts 27dys gifs

[–]Karkat -2 points-1 points ago

None of those were on /r/funny, so I don't see the problem.

[–]KazMux 1 point2 points ago

Maybe there are people who only browse /r/funny, but this gif has been on my front page pretty much every day for the last two weeks.

[–]Geoffron 0 points1 point ago

Well that's because you're subscribed to gifs, pokemon, reactiongifs, and NigelThornberrry.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 2 points3 points ago

i don't think that's a security camera

[–]gmonster19 6 points7 points ago

I want the umbreon hat also.

[–]fr3echilly 0 points1 point ago

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty much the only reason there would be a live video feed from a camera onto a large screen anywhere.

[–]Blackzach9 0 points1 point ago

HAT. WANT IT.

[–]undearius 0 points1 point ago

I find it really creepy how those 3 guys all looked toward the screen at the exact same time

[–]baby-cakes 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to imagine the guy in the straw hat shat himself when he turned back around at the screen to see a huge "I'm going to eat your soul" face

[–]Mecha_Cthulhu 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see myself from above in security cameras it makes me realize how fucking bald I'm getting. The first time was quite startling and prompted me to start shaving my head.

[–]AfroBro -1 points0 points ago

That umbreon hat is the shit.

[–]TmlzMiso 0 points1 point ago

The pure joy in his face is exhilarating.

[–]swedish_fruitbat -1 points0 points ago

upvote for dat hat!!

[–]AnarchyMoose -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for Umbreon.

[–]geronimi -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for the hat!

[–]facaDe577 1 point2 points ago

i remember seeing this live in between the counter-strike matches :O

[–]gman8100 -1 points0 points ago

His hat is so awesome! Umbreon FTW!!

[–]TheBluePanda -1 points0 points ago

Must be an anime con in town.

[–]acidently 1 point2 points ago

seems kind of like a waste of time

[–]el___diablo 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, but this beats you ... on live TV !

[–]A1ka1inE -1 points0 points ago

Wish I could upvote this twice.

[–]iaintcranky 0 points1 point ago

I love how everyone turns around to watch :p

[–]dromnomnom17 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see someone make weird faces or something at our public view cameras. I like to take a screenshot, print it off, then leave it on an aisle somewhere where they will find it. The reactions are freaking hilarious.

[–]BoneyD 0 points1 point ago

I usually just get depressed about how bald I'm getting.

[–]GravitasFree 0 points1 point ago

wait... trollface?

[–]JamieBevvers -1 points0 points ago

Is that an Umbreon hat?

[–]fluffyneedles 0 points1 point ago

Umbreon hat!

[–]Sixtythree63 0 points1 point ago

That is the coolest hat ever worn.

[–]CiD7707 0 points1 point ago

I usually find myself acting like Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez personally.

[–]GFYSAD 0 points1 point ago

facebook is reddit three days later

reddit is /b/ three days later

[–]General_Juicebox 0 points1 point ago

MUGIWARA!

[–]MissTeaTea88 0 points1 point ago

Ahh Luffy!

[–]DeathJester25 0 points1 point ago

He saw his advantage, and he took it. Because that's what heroes do!

[–]juloxx 0 points1 point ago

I.... want... that hat

[–]Sslm1991 0 points1 point ago

looks like luffy is finally gonna catch an umbreon.

[–]BaconofWar 0 points1 point ago

IEM being sick as fuck!

[–]stichomythia 0 points1 point ago

source

cs fag here glad to see this classic moment.

[–]randomninja96 0 points1 point ago

Bitchin hat

[–]sharkpotatoe 0 points1 point ago

umbreon hat

[–]animefreak56 0 points1 point ago

Luffy???

[–]FractaL_ 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't this from that Counter strike lan?

[–]wangtheconqueror 0 points1 point ago

UMBREON!!!!!

[–]chrysamere 0 points1 point ago

I want that Umbreon hat

[–]Flailwielder 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rawrxxx 0 points1 point ago

That hat.. Ggsfagrvtgadbt

[–]Kage_Kaldaka 0 points1 point ago

I want that hat...though a shiny glaceon hat would be even better

[–]sadiikitty 0 points1 point ago

I want that hat. I want it real bad.

[–]logan38a 0 points1 point ago

I wish i had an umbreon hat :(

[–]raemichelle 0 points1 point ago

Creepy...

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

Does that guy in the back have a crossbow?

[–]AlisterDX 0 points1 point ago

Yo, you recorded a recording of you being recorded, then displayed that display of you being displayed on my phone display. So now I'm commenting this comment and hoping it will be commented on.

[–]whitefalcon684 -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this...

[–]HereIsTrev -2 points-1 points ago

I am sorry that I only have one upvote to give.

[–]Damnmycatrocks 0 points1 point ago

I actually know this guy he's my friend :D

[–]acidently 0 points1 point ago

congratulations.

[–]Route67 0 points1 point ago

nice hat

[–]cruznik001 -2 points-1 points ago

HAH! Its funny cause he made a funny face. Twice.

[–]GrandmaTITMilk -2 points-1 points ago

Hell motherfucking yes!

[–]Kindern 0 points1 point ago

Are these common in the USA? I mean, security cameras.

[–]facaDe577 0 points1 point ago

on private property yes, however this wasnt in the USA. its in Hannover,Germany if i remember correctly.

[–]Kindern 0 points1 point ago

OK, so there are cameras in Germany.

But to extend the question, Is it socially usual to have cameras on private property in the US.

[–]Tfish 1 point2 points ago

I can't think of the last time I was in a non-residential building that didn't have a security camera somewhere on the premises.

[–]Kindern 0 points1 point ago

And are you in the US?

It's just every time I mention that I am British all I hear is how oppressed and filmed I am.

[–]bigmeech -5 points-4 points ago

lmao you sir are epic

[–]acidently 0 points1 point ago

epic face turn of epicness?

[–]Volopok -5 points-4 points ago

I just want to slap someone when i see them were a hat like this.

[–]need_context -1 points0 points ago

this is funny?

[–]acidently 1 point2 points ago

no