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[–]Mousel 72 points73 points ago

Kittens and boobs = instant karma.

[–]aldude3 12 points13 points ago

I have come to the moment in my life where boobs are not enough. I need to reevaluate my life.

[–]ImNotLikeYou 7 points8 points ago

And that is where cats alongside boobs come in.

[–]Gravyness 7 points8 points ago

That's neat... What's the value of this? (NSFW)

[–]conservative_poly 2 points3 points ago

I am confused... and aroused... conroused?

[–]abcdefghitran 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE THIS WEBSITE.

[–]Picklwarrior 4 points5 points ago

Pointing out the things that Reddit likes = instant karma.

[–]AstronautOnFire83 18 points19 points ago

Why the title was not "purrsistence" , is what I want to know.

[–]undearius 5 points6 points ago

So that someone in the comments could make the joke.

[–]Gravyness 4 points5 points ago

Good guy OP

[–]AstronautOnFire83 1 point2 points ago

mission accomplished

[–]h8bit 32 points33 points ago

LET THE KITTY SLEEP IN PEACE, WHORE

[–]ogreatsnail 0 points1 point ago

I find this tone unnecessary and somewhat derogatory towards women.

So it makes me feel like a little bit of a feminist is dying when I picture this screamed by Chris Farley. Maybe it would be better to put it in a context when it would not have been stated for comedic purposes, but as an outright verbal attack, say, the time frame in which Joseph Ducreux lived, and in the manner he would have said it: "Allow the feline to repose without disturbance, courtesan." Well... that just kind of makes me think of the long way we've come as a species toward respectful treatment of a non-minority.

But here's a question, which gets more karma- a brutish comedic post or a well reasoned and somewhat self-critical post? The answer? The picture with cats and boobs will get more karma than either.

[–]h8bit 1 point2 points ago

i banged ur sister

[–]paracog 10 points11 points ago

If it's tits, I sits.

[–]insane_clone_posse 3 points4 points ago

This motto has never failed me.

[–]bornagainredditor 9 points10 points ago

I wanna be a kitten

[–]pestilent_bronco 19 points20 points ago

I wanna be that kitten

FTFY

[–]Burlski 9 points10 points ago

[–]Iqw2ltg 20 points21 points ago

How come when a cat does that it's cute, but when I do that my girlfriend gets mad at me?

[–]blackkevinDUNK 20 points21 points ago

How come when a cat does that it's cute, but when I do that my mom gets mad at me?

FTFY

[–]dydxexisex 4 points5 points ago

His girlfriend is his mom.

[–]ahwang114 0 points1 point ago

He explained the joke in case you didn't understand it.

[–]Scarmanz 10 points11 points ago

Boobs and kittens! See you at the front page in a hour.

[–]curtis1227 11 points12 points ago

Hey, does anyone notice the kitty?

[–]Amateur_Ninja 4 points5 points ago

Took me a minute, but yah.

[–]rolandmarz 7 points8 points ago

There's a kitten in this gif?

[–]JAlexander32 5 points6 points ago

If I was a cat that would be the only place I would want to sit.

[–]shallypally 5 points6 points ago

Boobs are never a bad time

[–]dimondillium 5 points6 points ago

I demand rule 34.

[–]dr_professor_patrick 4 points5 points ago

You sure about that?

[–]TokiBumblebee 1 point2 points ago

In the event that you cannot find any porn of this, it falls on you to provide.

[–]dimondillium 0 points1 point ago

Working on it, still nothing.

[–]Hoppo94 2 points3 points ago

More like purr-sistence!

[–]CollectivePOV 2 points3 points ago

I'm the same way little buddy.

[–]holy_handsome 2 points3 points ago

You can't blame him. I'd do the same thing.

[–]ErroneousOctopus 2 points3 points ago

That is the most simultaneously cute and sexy thing I have seen today.

[–]kimrari 2 points3 points ago

[–]Sightful 2 points3 points ago

No one better defines the word persistence other than www.reddit.com/u/arrowtootheknee

[–]lastrideelhs 2 points3 points ago

Pussy and boobs I fail to see an issue

[–]Bad_Advice_Cat 0 points1 point ago

The issue is the presence of a shirt.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 8 points9 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]Uncle__Blazer 6 points7 points ago

Cat, check. Boobs, check. Alright gentlemen, prepare for liftoff. Next stop... the front page

[–]Danzaemon 1 point2 points ago

I'm right there with ya, little guy.

[–]Knomes101 1 point2 points ago

I would like to be in the cats position! He has the right idea, I'd never leave those bad boys

[–]EncodingError 1 point2 points ago

[–]atomicoption 1 point2 points ago

Pillowy Mounds of Mashed Potatoes.

[–]happyally 1 point2 points ago

Why are cats dominating /r/funny lately?

[–]WaffleChef 1 point2 points ago

Can you blame the thing?

[–]Quasigriz_ 1 point2 points ago

Ah, Der große balkon.

[–]tubbytubbs666 1 point2 points ago

Go kitty gooo!!!!

[–]spach15 1 point2 points ago

I'd do it too

[–]mojoe561 1 point2 points ago

this video is stupid

[–]norski_lab 1 point2 points ago

that's one smart pussy

[–]theredditacount 0 points1 point ago

That's my favorite place to rest too!

[–]Skittnator 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't find anything wrong with this post.

[–]mboro19 0 points1 point ago

Wonder if cat needs a roommate ...

[–]Vivipwns26 0 points1 point ago

I would sell my first-born child's soul to be that kitten right now

[–]coffeeismycrack 0 points1 point ago

That's just how my cat is! Always has to sit on my boobs!

[–]mycatistotallyawesom 0 points1 point ago

Upvote here.

[–]VerbalFeces -4 points-3 points ago

I down vote cats, but up vote boobs. I will leave you alone.

[–]RyanMcParty -1 points0 points ago

Boobs and cat? Together? UPVOOOOOOOOOOTE

Wait nm this isn't funny.

[–]Nipe7 1 point2 points ago

Then your comment is 0/3