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[–]dontbthatguy 76 points77 points ago

Oh god I'll take the 100 duck sized horses!

[–]derekdanger 2 points3 points ago

As awesome as that would be, i'd rather be able to ride a duck. "Go around the lake? No fuck you! Through!"

[–]madcatlady 1 point2 points ago

I... I just always thought they would be angry ducks...

I want a horse sized duck!

[–]iLOVEdux 0 points1 point ago

Make it 200.

[–]Thelastmandalorian 31 points32 points ago

[–]moosee21 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for Bloggess reference.

[–]Quack1 9 points10 points ago

My people and I thank you.

[–]Duckette 6 points7 points ago

Yes.

[–]goblinpiledriver 4 points5 points ago

wow I didn't expect for something in this sub to actually make me laugh

gj OP

[–]manthedan10 3 points4 points ago

Quack Quack Mother Ducker

[–]jamesandlily_forever 0 points1 point ago

Is this comment specifically a reference to something? Because I think I have an idea, but I don't want to say it in case I'm wrong.

[–]g_e_r_b 0 points1 point ago

It's Doakes impersonating a duck.

[–]Domthecreator14 0 points1 point ago

ELVIS DURANT

[–]kirixen 1 point2 points ago

WAT!

[–]Mental_octo 1 point2 points ago

"QUACK, MotherFucker...DO you SPEAK IT?"

[–]christophersveum 5 points6 points ago

THANK YOU!

[–]drawingdead0 3 points4 points ago

I give. What's the reference?

[–]kaiken1987 5 points6 points ago

if its ducks you're looking for:

http://i.imgur.com/o9PB8.jpg

[–]Unqualified_Opinion 0 points1 point ago

Looks familiar, but do all British ports look the same?

[–]biga29 4 points5 points ago

All British everythings look the same.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much this

[–]Unqualified_Opinion 0 points1 point ago

Still my favorite place on earth.

[–]SDR3veNG 1 point2 points ago

The picture is actually taken in Hasselt, Belgium.

Source: I live there.

[–]Finniemc 1 point2 points ago

Confirmed.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was a giant rubber ducky where I lived :(

[–]Tsiphon 1 point2 points ago

Vader voice: "I find your lack of ducks disturbing."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8GEidaMMI#t=08s

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 2 points3 points ago

THIS PICTURE IS AWESOME ENOUGH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TRY TO TURN IT INTO A STUPID FUCKING MEME WITH BIG STUPID FUCKING BLOCK LETTERS

[–]Ozzertron 3 points4 points ago

Settle...

[–]madcatlady 0 points1 point ago

C'mon man, you can work through this!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Quack.

[–]mrtnkirchner 1 point2 points ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood!

[–]bhramer 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Japan

[–]ironsidemeeper 0 points1 point ago

Rubberduckzilla!

[–]shaftdestroyer 0 points1 point ago

Saw this guy at the U-boat pens when I visited St. Nazaire

[–]uberpanda64 1 point2 points ago

I find your lack of ducks... Disturbing.

[–]DannyCristo 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who completely loves this meme? I crack up every time I see it.

[–]trehaag 0 points1 point ago

There is also a disturbing lack of beaver.

[–]phish92129 1 point2 points ago

I challenge you to a duel Oregon State.

[–]priorit 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was going to be r/aww

[–]blackcat1010 1 point2 points ago

llama llama duck

[–]actionb0b 0 points1 point ago

L0LOL!!!!111!! its funny because he says a bad word!!!111!

[–]sisterjo 0 points1 point ago

why am I laughing so hard

[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

Tho genuinely made me chuckle, well done.

[–]throwingitaway124 1 point2 points ago

*Motherducker

[–]velidb 0 points1 point ago

Uh.. Excuse me!!

I don't know where you've been all this time. But this subreddit has been loaded with ducks!!!

[–]Harry_Hardlong 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE FUCK? what the hell was that dumb sexy bitch thinking. I need the fix her with my penis as soon as possible.

[–]velidb 0 points1 point ago

we all do! i'm sure she wouldn't mind it..

[–]nibish 0 points1 point ago

When the penguin comes to town.

[–]stef47aries 0 points1 point ago

CHOO CHOO.

[–]theamuzingburrito 0 points1 point ago

I said this a lot today during the oregon game

[–]Norsak 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaand we're done.

[–]Pink-Pineapple 0 points1 point ago

This made me think of that Seasame Street song...

[–]Anonymous-Duck 1 point2 points ago

Quack...

[–]1cuteducky 0 points1 point ago

Quack!

[–]mrzurkon1 0 points1 point ago

i find your lack of ducks disturbing.

[–]Salixcalyx 0 points1 point ago

Aw yisss

[–]SethChrisDominic 0 points1 point ago

*motherducker

[–]moarmango 0 points1 point ago

I get my duck fix watching afflac commercials

[–]sirspider 0 points1 point ago

awwwww shucky ducky quack quack

[–]Dr_Zin 0 points1 point ago

Quack quack quack, Mr. Ducksworth!

[–]cuppajoe123 0 points1 point ago

Abramovich is in the house!

[–]littlepileofsecrets 0 points1 point ago

Sorry pal, I'm all out of ducks.

[–]omnomcookiez 0 points1 point ago

If you feel that way, you should go hang out in /r/duck.

[–]pinky88_8 1 point2 points ago

Hasselt? :-)

[–]megamold 0 points1 point ago

this picture was taken in hasselt-belgium, i saw it with my own 2 eyes.

i laughed my ass of when some dude stabbed it and it deflated

[–]BackApple 0 points1 point ago

FOUR! :D

[–]mbbmets1 0 points1 point ago

I could not stop laughing. Now put a gun on the back of that thing, and no one will stop you.

[–]DatBanana1 0 points1 point ago

This had me in tears of laughter XD

[–]v3n0m0u5 0 points1 point ago

This subreddit has a lack of disturbing ducks. FTFY

[–]spenrecorder 1 point2 points ago

I read this subreddit has a disturbing lack of dicks.. And I clicked it without looking at what subreddit it is.

[–]rprebel 1 point2 points ago

[–]canoturkey 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a Ze Frank thing. :(

[–]Shoeboxes0 -2 points-1 points ago

What is it with 11 year olds constantly saying "mother fucker"?

[–]Goniloc[S] 4 points5 points ago

That's completely irrelevant to this topic.

[–]Shoeboxes0 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you look at the picture?