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[–]Jedditor 22 points23 points ago

The resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite is uncanny.

[–]I_would_eat_it 5 points6 points ago

I have no idea why but that is the first thing I thought too.

[–]TheMasterCharles 0 points1 point ago

You don't even realize how good it is, its clearly a face swap of a horse and Sarah Jessica Parker from her shampoo commercial

[–]cam_bot 3 points4 points ago

Napoleon+Lllama=The Truth

[–]Rexarms 0 points1 point ago

Totally thought that too

[–]cruznik001 1 point2 points ago

Dynamite*

[–]jokinglikeawhore 3 points4 points ago

Dye-know-mite*

[–]poorpinto 1 point2 points ago

my first thought was Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]Biyorne -1 points0 points ago

It's a great picture of her too.

[–]AVagrant 2 points3 points ago

Funny, I thought Gary Busey with this one.

[–]ScottCarmichael -1 points0 points ago

And Owen Wilson.

[–]Phyics_Son -2 points-1 points ago

nah, sarah fucking jessica parker

[–]thecakeis_alie 10 points11 points ago

Shaun White?

[–]telelax 3 points4 points ago

First thing I thought. Then realized it was a horse. Pretty sure it's shawn white

[–]ms-whatever 9 points10 points ago

[–]teekay101 3 points4 points ago

[–]tealstars 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was going to be a Wendy Williams picture for sure...Imgur

[–]kileel 1 point2 points ago

Oh hayyy gurrrl* FTFY

[–]Schnapplegangers 90 points91 points ago

Mandatory Sarah Jessica Parker comment.

[–]I_Am_Sarah_Jessica_P 16 points17 points ago

Does every horse picture need one?

[–]ekluenz 28 points29 points ago

Yes.

[–]yangar 18 points19 points ago

Neigh.

[–]Amandamwestbrook 6 points7 points ago

Y'all are horse

[–]arisasdf 0 points1 point ago

Something something beating a dead horse.

[–]danexpo 0 points1 point ago

Came here to see this. A++ was not disappointed.

[–]Goddamlitre-o-cola 0 points1 point ago

Dave Grohl

[–]batfan20 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was Beyonce.

[–]I_Fuckin_HATE_Horses -1 points0 points ago

Mandatory "Horses should die" comment.

[–]diddywc -2 points-1 points ago

I see your mandatory Sarah Jessica Parker comment, and raise you a John Elway. #stringbet

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3068870_f260.jpg

[–]ticklefights 5 points6 points ago

hide you kids...hide you wife

[–]thexica124 1 point2 points ago

That's what I thought too!

[–]Dangevin 3 points4 points ago

Ridiculously Photogenic Horse

[–]peace_off 9 points10 points ago

[–]LichLicker 3 points4 points ago

His son blew up the alien teleporter. Horses are bad people.

[–]CookedPork 2 points3 points ago

Dude, that horse looks nothing like Elliot Reid

[–]Retrograde87 0 points1 point ago

[–]PootenRumble 3 points4 points ago

[–]red321red321 6 points7 points ago

Nigel Horseberry?

[–]SolitaryAlpha 4 points5 points ago

Smashing.

[–]mandolout 2 points3 points ago

[–]Lordscoot 2 points3 points ago

That's a nice smile you got there.

[–]Crusty40oz -2 points-1 points ago

Insert Sarah Jessica Parker pun here...

[–]penfarthingismyhero 2 points3 points ago

Wow, thought that was Robert Redford for a moment

[–]pisspantsing 0 points1 point ago

Carrot Top?

[–]rootsoak 3 points4 points ago

[–]Bucketcup 2 points3 points ago

Like an exact double, not even a horse version....

[–]rootsoak -1 points0 points ago

JUST realized it's a photoshop battle... lol, whoops. Guess I'm THAT GOOD @ InTuRRRnetz

[–]Taco_Cabeza 2 points3 points ago

Magnum. It's Beautiful!

[–]Citisol 2 points3 points ago

Hi Gary Bussey.

[–]hawke000 0 points1 point ago

bitch please I'm a repost!

[–]TheSlum 0 points1 point ago

glad to see Sarah jessica parker still models

[–]eisforenigma 2 points3 points ago

I only ever hear Nigel Thornberry's voice saying, "I'll do this with my hooves!"

[–]erviniumd 2 points3 points ago

Get the London Look!

[–]domokunlover 0 points1 point ago

That color really suits Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]RemedyofRevenge 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why Rarity changed her precious coat color to brown. How gallish.

[–]GivenToFly 1 point2 points ago

That is the Jon Bon Jovi of horses.

[–]Doublea217 1 point2 points ago

still nicer hair than miley cyrus

[–]JustHereToDerp 1 point2 points ago

Fabio Lanponi.

[–]esvilanova 1 point2 points ago

I miss seeing him on the pitch :(

[–]strobexp -1 points0 points ago

I don't see I'm fabulous in this face

[–]DeidaraEmoSempai 1 point2 points ago

.............that's hot

[–]Who_flung_poo69 1 point2 points ago

It looks like Mike Myers smiling.

[–]e4ndron 1 point2 points ago

Peter Crouch?

[–]SomethingWonderful 1 point2 points ago

Gorgeous neigh?

[–]theSituation39 1 point2 points ago

Susan??

[–]Djandyt 1 point2 points ago

Gary Busey?

[–]danguro 2 points3 points ago

Skyler?

[–]fappyday 1 point2 points ago

"Hide yo mares, hide yo colts! The wranglin' everybody up in here!"

[–]naphini -1 points0 points ago

[–]dorkahontas86 1 point2 points ago

I see Kathy Griffith

[–]donniedarkofan 1 point2 points ago

Mike Meyers has had this haircut for a while

[–]oldfurr 1 point2 points ago

So true, I ROCK! when my winter coat comes in!

[–]Your_Using_It_Wrong 1 point2 points ago

"Haaayyyyyy!" (said in the voice of a sassy, gay man).

[–]peteandrepete 1 point2 points ago

It actually looks like a part of the Kennedy family.

[–]imu2 1 point2 points ago

Strangely resembles Miley Cyrus.

[–]MisterFabulous 1 point2 points ago

Picture certified as Fabulous.

[–]TheTruthIsNeverEasy 1 point2 points ago

thats how i imagine my horse looks in skyrim

[–]erinn87 1 point2 points ago

Say cheese!!

[–]telebision 1 point2 points ago

Yes yes sjp we all know

Also, lock up your kids they raping everybody out here!

[–]nolotusnotes -1 points0 points ago

Ginger!

[–]chasejase 1 point2 points ago

Steven Tyler

[–]Skippy_McFitz 1 point2 points ago

My god the mouth+nose looks like a science class poster of a uterus.

I can't unsee it.

[–]JBSpaceCadet 1 point2 points ago

Apparently looking at horses is like looking at clouds wherein every interpretation is a big toothed celebrity.

[–]Retrograde87 -1 points0 points ago

[–]xxcameron210xx 1 point2 points ago

I don't typically like him that much either, but what makes him an asshole?

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 1 point2 points ago

Fabio gets a horse.

[–]robcorp -1 points0 points ago

No sir, I don't like it.

[–]kobaland -1 points0 points ago

"And in the mornin', I'm making waffles!"

[–]ghebert001 1 point2 points ago

I'm tired of all the Sarah Jessica Parker pics I've been seeing lately. Seriously, someone needs to stop beating this dead horse.

[–]A_Man_Has_Said 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Anders from Workaholics

[–]locust64 1 point2 points ago

Garry Busey?

[–]Subhazard 1 point2 points ago

Nigel Horseberry

[–]CrazyBitchyGirly 1 point2 points ago

look, it's Lief Garrett!

[–]skilledpringle 1 point2 points ago

bitch you fine

[–]carbocalm 1 point2 points ago

look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

[–]whizzard -1 points0 points ago

Hi Sarah Jessica!

[–]forgetful_storytellr 1 point2 points ago

The Gary Busey of horses.

[–]Talibanator -1 points0 points ago

Carrot Top?!

[–]Markj4552 1 point2 points ago

"Insert Sarah Jessica Parker Joke"

[–]bonbonjambon 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be photoshopped with Nigel Thornberry's face.

[–]tyleeeee 1 point2 points ago

That is smashing!

[–]TheProphetMuhammad 1 point2 points ago

Sex and the City 3: How the West Was Fun

[–]cpsanch 1 point2 points ago

Sean White? Sean White? Only me that sees this?

[–]Mister_OB -1 points0 points ago

When did Sarah Jessica Parker dye her hair red

[–]threew 1 point2 points ago

Robert Redford. Straight up ringer.

[–]Lay-Z-Bones 1 point2 points ago

I find this photo rather smashing.

[–]CineSuppa 1 point2 points ago

I'm not making fun of the guy at all, but my god... my first thought was this:

[–]khanbot -1 points0 points ago

Where'd you come from Carrot Top?

[–]AN1Guitarman 1 point2 points ago

No horse, you're drunk, go back to the barn.

[–]DmannJones -1 points0 points ago

That's a great picture of Sarah Jessica Parker. She must have gotten her teeth whitened.

[–]CarpeQualia 1 point2 points ago

...'cause I'm worth it

[–]mylifemyway -1 points0 points ago

No, just stop Sarah Jessica Parker, stop trying to do glamour shots.

[–]Scruffie_Okie -1 points0 points ago

Someone please turn this into something more.. Smashing.

[–]elkku -1 points0 points ago

Shaun White during the off season?

[–]w1tt 1 point2 points ago

"Hey frank, check out this wind thingy!"

[–]nestle14 1 point2 points ago

I was not expecting that

[–]Antykos11 0 points1 point ago

Photogenic guy

[–]HoneyBear55 0 points1 point ago

Tyra?

[–]NatesVlogs 0 points1 point ago

John Kerry

[–]cleverhobbit 0 points1 point ago

Best picture of Sarah Jessica Parker I have ever seen

[–]conflictedkarma 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker got a new haircut

[–]xXStytchXx 0 points1 point ago

All I saw was Gary Busey.

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]byurk 3 points4 points ago

THE BRAVERY

I'M BLIND

[–]dryspells -1 points0 points ago

Why yes Sarah Jessica Parker, you are famous.

[–]devinejoh 0 points1 point ago

[–]apocalypsebaconstrip -1 points0 points ago

Look! It's Sarah Jessica Parker! EDIT: Dammit, I'm too late.

[–]I_Am_Sarah_Jessica_P 1 point2 points ago

You're never to late

[–]apocalypsebaconstrip 0 points1 point ago

All I want is to spread the message.

[–]BIC3PS -3 points-2 points ago

You tell em, Sarah!

[–]pagaladmee 1 point2 points ago

Ctrl F Failed me, because I searched for Sarah, and not Sarah!

[–]JCelsius -1 points0 points ago

I'm sick and tired of people making fun of Sarah Jessica Parker.

She has fantastic hair in this picture.

[–]GitEmSteveDave -3 points-2 points ago

No wonder Matthew Broderick married her.

[–]hockeymangenest -1 points0 points ago

Brace yourselves, the Sarah Jessica Parker puns are coming.

[–]kinghoneybadger 0 points1 point ago

Me-Gary Busey what did I tell you about playing in the field? tsk tsk go to your room Gary. Gary- neiiigh Me- don't use that tone with me! Gary- insert a plethora of other horse noises

[–]HateraidGonnaHate -2 points-1 points ago

It's good to see Carrot Top and Sarah Jessica Parker decided to keep it.

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[–]myrmecophagous 7 points8 points ago

It's hay...

[–]shawnthejedi -5 points-4 points ago

Okay guys, quit horsing around. Sarah Jessica Parker has feelings too.

[–]AvalonMystics -5 points-4 points ago

So, is this supposed to be SJP?

[–]stephenelfsir1986 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong that I expected comments relating to Sarah Jessica Parker?