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[–]mcstafford 352 points353 points ago

Good thing they've got backup. The little bastard probably doesn't have ID, registration or insurance... let alone permission to leave the sidewalk.

[–]brygy24 118 points119 points ago

The kid's in just his pants with a pretty disheveled look going on, I wouldn't hestiate to say he's drugged out on something. Kids that age sometimes get off by doing pixie stick lines or eating random mushrooms out in the yard. I think the best approach here would be the taser.

[–]CleverPunName 47 points48 points ago

It's those goddamned Flintstone's vitamins.

[–]mcstafford 6 points7 points ago

Don't tase me, bro!

[–]fswmacguy 69 points70 points ago

Still a better driver than many adults.

[–]inmate655321 17 points18 points ago

Bet he can still vote in Florida.

[–]mcstafford 4 points5 points ago

Yes, but only if he's a republican.

[–]Evilkillerofevil 10 points11 points ago

probably has a doll in the trunk.

[–]electrofizz 14 points15 points ago

An unmarked car, no less.

[–]mnmatt500 129 points130 points ago

That kid has a better car than I do!

[–]Lying_Cake 99 points100 points ago

Considering I have no car this applies to me also.

[–]mjb_22 23 points24 points ago

Me, too. Meh.

[–]DrewHoBlo 7 points8 points ago

Fuck.

[–]Duckkg5 873 points874 points ago

"Have you been drinking today, sir?" "Just one or two juice boxes."

[–]mcknicker 751 points752 points ago

[–]ragingnerd 105 points106 points ago

that kid looked like half the episodes of COPS when they pulled over a drunk hill billy...no shirt or shoes and everything!

[–]ElBlanquito 40 points41 points ago

...and that is why I do not drive shirtless, as that is the ONLY way to get a DWI in the daytime.

[–]Barbarus623 37 points38 points ago

I drive pants-less. (they'll never know)

[–]xTenbatsu 16 points17 points ago

But now I know.....

[–]The_designer_pro 23 points24 points ago

THE WHOLE INTERNET KNOWS!!

[–]PromQueenSlayer 8 points9 points ago

Tagged.

[–]ragingnerd 8 points9 points ago

the one and only time i was pulled over and given "the walk"...i was shirtless

but to be fair, it was the middle of summer in VA, the AC in my car didn't work...soooo...i was so embarrassed

[–]pilotlicense 20 points21 points ago

If you're a guy, this isn't too impressive. If you're a girl, this is completely awesome.

[–]RabbleRabble668 6 points7 points ago

Although thy aren't usually driving mustang convertibles

[–]kinnaq 179 points180 points ago

All I had was some warm milk, man. I just want to get home and take my nap. It's been a bitch of a morning. The old lady was already ragging on me.... You'd think leaving my socks out the hamper is somehow responsible for killing her mom. Can you cut a brother a break just this once?

[–]KrangsArms 39 points40 points ago

I clocked you doing 8 in a 5.

[–]ReadsYourComments 62 points63 points ago

[–]Sutie 12 points13 points ago

Is this all you do all day?

[–]Seanathingathon 18 points19 points ago

I hope it is. Because that's awesome.

[–]Furiouss06 11 points12 points ago

damn dude, you got an awesome voice.

[–]Cyphafrost 5 points6 points ago

I love to go on your profile and listen to them all out of context.

[–]MandyzFelix 2 points3 points ago

"You'd think leaving my socks out the hamper is somehow responsible for killing her mom." ... You got the inflection wrong on that. It wasn't a question. <3, The Inflection Nazi

[–]ReadsYourComments 8 points9 points ago

Meh. I'll work on it. Maybe.

[–]DMercenary 72 points73 points ago

Sir, Im gonna have to ask you step away from car.

How much have you had to drink today sir?

Just one or two glasses of milk? is that right?

Alright. Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Driving while under the influence of milk is against the law sir.

Im not going to say it again.

Put your hands behind your back.

HE'S RUNNING!

[–]Leo-D 30 points31 points ago

[–]timesync 18 points19 points ago

funniest thing since the last thread with the 3 of them!!

[–]mcknicker 19 points20 points ago

[–]Doc_Toboggan 15 points16 points ago

[–]mcknicker 4 points5 points ago

Chubbles! Freeze!

[–]Khiraji 4 points5 points ago

This is one of the first memes I noticed on Reddit, and yet I know not from where it comes.... enlighten me, O mcknicker?

[–]rackball22 2 points3 points ago

photoshop a beer in the bubble girls hand running away from the wrecked car

[–]mcknicker 18 points19 points ago

While I think bubbles causing an accident are funnier, I gave it my best shot.

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!

[–]Costner_Facts 19 points20 points ago

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[–]mcknicker 7 points8 points ago

[–]danrennt98 22 points23 points ago

shit, this is his 3rd DUI. Fuckin tyrone get it together.

[–]aryst0krat 13 points14 points ago

Shit Tyrone get it together.*

[–]GeoMDCM 305 points306 points ago

This kid looks like every guy ever arrested on cops. No shirt, no shoes, Drives some sort of mustang, and disrespects the cops by getting out of the car and sitting on his hood.

Love it.

[–]CodenameDeadpool 31 points32 points ago

and disrespects the cops by getting out of the car and sitting on his hood.

It is the only way:

http://youtu.be/p73VLsEi8Gs

[–]GeekBrownBear 2 points3 points ago

That is awesome. I found a nicer link you can use next time: http://youtu.be/BwDlobymMk0

Thanks for sharing!

[–]jwalk5000000 6 points7 points ago

Is that from a movie? If so, I really want to see it!!

[–]shizzler 47 points48 points ago

You don't know Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? YOU DON'T KNOW FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS???

Yes you should watch it.

[–]murder1 2 points3 points ago

[–]CodenameDeadpool 4 points5 points ago

Yes. 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson. Also; Check out 'Where the Buffalo Roam', also based on a Hunter S. Thompson novel.

[–]Screaming_Monkey 2 points3 points ago

I love how he's looking away like he just doesn't care.

[–]sleepYballsack 151 points152 points ago

I hope they continued the cute charade and tasered him, like he deserves.

[–]Gathras 11 points12 points ago

[–]missgonzo 5 points6 points ago

Tender Teddies Day Care. Indeed.

[–]mypinkyhurts 6 points7 points ago

Why would anyone taze a ten year old at a day care?

[–]evilbob 4 points5 points ago

Because you are not allowed to shoot them.

[–]whitewateractual 14 points15 points ago

I just read something. Not exactly sure what though...

[–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 1 point2 points ago

Tit Wrench or the officer's dialogue?

I'm guessing Tit Wrench.

[–]cpnHindsight 104 points105 points ago

They see me parkin'

[–]strifeblood 27 points28 points ago

Wow. Why can't I parallel park like that?!

[–]Unisenon 20 points21 points ago

Plastic wheels

[–]cpnHindsight 15 points16 points ago

[–]Wbran 3 points4 points ago

That....might just work.

[–]BigDreZ28 4 points5 points ago

I love watching those videos of folks in fwd cars tray sliding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3k2AjR1_o&feature=related

[–]schobel94 329 points330 points ago

"I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"

[–]aldude3 83 points84 points ago

"I'm white trash and I am in trouble."

[–]icy_veins 36 points37 points ago

"No, this is Patrick."

[–]schobel94 7 points8 points ago

Awesome, I wanted to show my gf that I had the 2nd highest comment, and she thought this one was infinitely funnier. Thanks asshole.

[–]slipknot6477 13 points14 points ago

look, gf! I'm a reddit!

[–]JMCrown 181 points182 points ago

Something tells me this was in Florida. Like most people there who drive a convertible Mustang and get pulled over by the cops, he is barefoot and shirtless.

[–]kloudsama 28 points29 points ago

Actually Charleston, SC.

[–]ihatewomen1925 8 points9 points ago

I was so hoping that was an article containing context

[–]x_jennifer 12 points13 points ago

I thought I recognized the car! At least it's not North Charleston. They might've actually written the boy a ticket.

[–]mc_hambone 2 points3 points ago

Ha - I see these cruisers and uniforms every single day and didn't even realize it was Charleston because my mind just skipped it over due to it associating them to police stuff in a generic way... Hope that made sense to someone :-/

[–]grisgrisdoctor 4 points5 points ago

Sweet, $1 dollar to skip gym class, that's a deal.

[–]award07 32 points33 points ago

Reminds me of arrested development when the dad would have these elaborate plans to teach the kids a lesson.

[–]McBurger 21 points22 points ago

And that's why you always leave a note!

[–]coconutcookie7 12 points13 points ago

The officers can't even keep straight faces. Love this.

[–]justguessmyusername 10 points11 points ago

Upper middle class problems.

[–]WhitePostIt 9 points10 points ago

that's upper middle class? And I thought my parents were upper middle class...

Damn, we're poor.

[–]thecoffee 11 points12 points ago

If you think you are upper middle class, chances are you're just middle class.

[–]AmpleWarning 11 points12 points ago

Wait until they find the stash of Pixie Stix underneath the seat. Shit is about to get real.

[–]AndreasFrom 7 points8 points ago

They get younger and younger.

[–]girlwhodidyourhair 10 points11 points ago

Ah cool, a Chevrolet Caprice police car!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

those cops are really cute...

[–]frattyfrattybrobro 3 points4 points ago

he should have driven the jeep today instead.

[–]DarkishLord 3 points4 points ago

First kayaking through the Market, now this little guy. Charleston is on a Reddit front page roll it seems.

[–]YolkoOhno 2 points3 points ago

It was a slow day for the police.

[–]TheShader 5 points6 points ago

It was nearing the end of the month, and they hadn't hit their quota yet.

[–]GoGoGadge7 2 points3 points ago

I can't wait to be able to do this to my kids.

I want kids.

[–]OneTinyHippo 5 points6 points ago

They can arrest me if they want, cute cops. Especially Mr.Lady boner on the right.

[–]DontStepOnLegos 3 points4 points ago

I swear officer, I didn't know she was in Kindergarden.

[–]CineSuppa 2 points3 points ago

Something similar happened to me when I was a kid. I had a Power Wheels and would drive around my parent's neighborhood. One summer night, I was driving ahead of my parents and a police officer in a squad car pulled me over. I was terrified.

I turned around looking for my parents, but they were hiding behind the police car. Turns out, they were friends with the officer. But I didn't know any of that as the officer approached my Power Wheels Jeep and asked me for my license and registration.

I cried; I thought I was going to jail.

[–]badphish94 5 points6 points ago

Imagine if the kid was black...

[–]DMercenary 19 points20 points ago

"STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!"

[–]Skittle-Dash 4 points5 points ago

couldn't find better quality but mandatory: Family Guy 18sec

[–]wcamike 5 points6 points ago

White male in mid-range sports car? Why are they wasting their time. He'll just lawyer up.

Meanwhile across town Tyrone JR. is rolling around in his cardboard crack buggy doing drive bys.

[–]LucasWG 2 points3 points ago

How long has Daniel Craig been a cop?

[–]Pilpecurb 2 points3 points ago

I'm just waiting for this to show up in r/conspiracy regarding the impending police state, or abuse of power by cops.

[–]jselvey 2 points3 points ago

I think this should show that not all cops are horrible. It's just a few that embarrass the rest.

[–]quarking 1 point2 points ago

You can not drive without shoes

[–]lunardeathgod 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone know the story of this picture?

[–]the-ginger-one 3 points4 points ago

"Get on the hood and spread your cheeks!" ".....there are easier ways of proving who I am. I got a licence too!"

[–]realfuzzhead 4 points5 points ago

That's pretty cute. I bet he was driving in the street and they wanted to tell him it was dangerous and to stay on the sidewalks so some dumb driver doesn't make a pancake out of the kid, so they flipped on their lights (no sound) and played around with the kid. They're both smiling, I highly doubt they were harassing the kid.

You know what really grinds my gears, the anti-cop sentiment on reddit. I used to hate cops too when I was a stupid pot-head roaming the streets all day with my friends looking for spots to get high. Since I got my shit together I have never had any reason to not like cops.

[–]joetromboni 2 points3 points ago

fuckin cops man!

[–]Pseudonova 1 point2 points ago

That's probably the first white person Charleston Police have ever pulled over.

EDIT First wealthy suburban white person

[–]nefarious_one 2 points3 points ago

"May be carrying drugs.Better cavity-search him"

[–]starbuxed 1 point2 points ago

Thats a bitchen power wheel. thats the same color of the mustang I been looking for.

[–]KrokodileJaws 2 points3 points ago

When I was a kid, this would have scared the living shit out of me. I lived in a ghetto neighborhood and there were always cops around. Partly because there were meth labs and such. I am so glad I don't live there anymore.

[–]iObeyTheHivemind 0 points1 point ago

Good thing the kid isn't black.

[–]SkyWulf 0 points1 point ago

Look at those smug ass cops, knowing they can get this kid no problem. Fuck you, pigs.

[–]chiefpartypat 0 points1 point ago

This just in, following the arrest the child managed to shoot himself 43 times while handcuffed in the back of the squad car. No witnesses were willing to testify.

[–]herpderpmcflerp 1 point2 points ago

He's gonna run!

[–]peekitup 1 point2 points ago

Since he is shirtless, part of thinks he is saying "I'm sorry, I thought this was America. Is this America?"

[–]Oberon_Swanson 0 points1 point ago

"I can get out of my own car."

[–]Hefeweize 0 points1 point ago

Rich surburbands these days

[–]sfc949 1 point2 points ago

What kind of car is that undo driving?

[–]fweef01 0 points1 point ago

I think I've seen this "Cops" episode.

[–]Lamar_the_Usurper 1 point2 points ago

Lol why is one of the cops wearing tactical gloves.

[–]robinson66 0 points1 point ago

they kill him in a minute

[–]onefancynancy 0 points1 point ago

getting an early start

[–]jiiiveturkay 1 point2 points ago

I like how there are two cop cars to take down this kid.

[–]Drjanitorjd 1 point2 points ago

Why is it everyone that on COPS is shirtless?

[–]monopoly_mandinga 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell is your shirt punk!??? You been cruisin for cougars huh!? Well not in my town Ferigno!

[–]gimmedatneck 0 points1 point ago

Get on the ground, dirt-bag!!!!!

[–]Hops_n_barley 1 point2 points ago

Proof of toys'r'us receipt sir?

[–]linkismyhero 1 point2 points ago

They even made him sit on the hood of the car... that's awesome.

[–]DJhusky99 1 point2 points ago

what? what's wrong with oreos in the morning?

[–]_dontreadthis 0 points1 point ago

as a guy who just bought a 2013 mustang gt, i know that feel lil bro

[–]splorf 1 point2 points ago

Condition them when they're young.

[–]btfsplk83 0 points1 point ago

I knew I shouldn't have had that last juice box.

[–]postsinsensitively 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag policeman, pulls over a child and threatens him with a ticket whilst laughing.

And he never drove again...

[–]coherus 0 points1 point ago

Two officers and two squads. I am glad hes white

[–]D4N13LTHEM4N13L 1 point2 points ago

I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends!

[–]RalstonBaines 0 points1 point ago

A young Ronnie Dobbs.

[–]guyhabit 0 points1 point ago

They see me rollin', they hatin'..."

[–]bad_possum 0 points1 point ago

Kid needs to move to Galveston, he'd fit right in. Here you will see golf carts on the road, powered wheelchairs, self-propelled wheelchairs, tourist train type buggies, horse carriages, and all kinds of other fucked up nonstandard transportation.

[–]donkeytime 0 points1 point ago

Taze him in the balls!

[–]Dam_Herpond 0 points1 point ago

The worst ones always get their shirt off

[–]Dugan_Nash 0 points1 point ago

It looks shopped.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin cops man. :)

[–]FranticBabySlap 1 point2 points ago

Unknowing to the police. The minor had a pound and a half of marijuana hidden under the passenger seat, with the intent to sell.

[–]mastrepolo 0 points1 point ago

Guy in the background looks like a security salesman. Do you work for Devcon or and old APX office? How old is this picture?

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

"I'm sowwy, I though this was Amewica."

[–]Stereotypical_Guess 1 point2 points ago

Probably stole it from a black dude.

[–]hsfrey 0 points1 point ago

I hope that kid doesn't "reach for his waistband"!

[–]cruznik001 0 points1 point ago

HAH! Its funny cause he is an underage driver.

[–]Hoooooooar 0 points1 point ago

TASER TASER TASER DEPLOY!

[–]fuckteachforamerica 0 points1 point ago

Don't taze me bro

[–]jax9999 1 point2 points ago

sadly he resisted arrest,, was shot fourteen times by police who then proceeded to find a pound of coke on his person.

[–]SquatAndPoop 0 points1 point ago

Charleston PD?

[–]potentialredditor -1 points0 points ago

Oh, I get the joke. White people don't get pulled over.

[–]tjm731 -1 points0 points ago

Did they really have to strip search him

[–]kcebnaes 0 points1 point ago

After the Harvest and Herb fest, yeah?

[–]zulubowie 0 points1 point ago

Is this the Charleston Police Dept? I recognize the badge. Nice.

[–]gabora 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but I wanna see the vid of where they taser him until he pukes

[–]CardboardHeatshield 0 points1 point ago

"It's because I'm driving a nicer car than you, isn't it officer? That Kia was going at LEAST twice as fast!"

[–]Fatalmistake 0 points1 point ago

What seems to be the officer, problem?

[–]onihcuk 1 point2 points ago

STOP RESISTING

[–]RuprectGern 0 points1 point ago

Stop resisting! Stop RESISTING!!! TASER TASER TASER ...

[–]palillo2006 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, that is a slick looking power wheel! I never got anything that nice when I was a lil fella!

[–]tre101 0 points1 point ago

If that was a black kid they would have planted some sherbet powder on him and then told his parents.

[–]dm117 0 points1 point ago

Cops these days, they'll stop at nothing to gain a little cash :P

[–]that-guy-you-like 0 points1 point ago

Don't taze me bro!

[–]GonzoKTA -1 points0 points ago

i have had a similar experience to this hahaha brings back memories

[–]Solitude1 0 points1 point ago

White people huh. What if this was a black neighborhood?

[–]wikkedwhite -1 points0 points ago

put him on trial and i want him prosecuted to the full exstent of the law.

[–]WhereTFAmI 0 points1 point ago

...Kids Cops these days...

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

That kid looks drunk to me.

[–]UnexpectedSchism 0 points1 point ago

The fact that a car that low to the ground doesn't have a tall flag on it is rather fucked. That kid's parents are morons.

[–]kyzen -1 points0 points ago

I'd like to know the story behind this. Were the cops being dicks? Or were they just having fun with the kid, in what would honestly probably be the coolest story for the next many years of the kids life?

"Yeah babe, I got pulled over for the first time when I was 6. Dad bought me a Mustang, and I just took that bitch everywhere. Been in trouble with the law ever since. Wanna go snort coke off eachothers asses in the bathroom?"

[–]SgtNeilDiamond 0 points1 point ago

"And my mom told me to stay in her vagina, and we both see how that turned out."

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

"Wut? Imma just sittin here drinking my purple drank! You ain't got nuttin on me, Po-Lice!"

[–]truehitman2012 1 point2 points ago

Faith in cops restored

[–]Sleep45 0 points1 point ago

and they are getting paid for this?

[–]well_thats_that 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' cops, man.

[–]dead_by_dawn_86 1 point2 points ago

I see you got out of the car and raise you my obeying of the law. http://imgur.com/Vgyw3

[–]soulknight56 1 point2 points ago

Sir, do you know how slow you were going?

[–]smoothkittyridngclub 0 points1 point ago

OMG, laughing so hard my cheeks hurt. Imagine him looking in his side mirrors and seeing that huge crown victoria.

Sitting on the hood like a boss though!

[–]Kellogs53 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate!

[–]cocktails365 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was 'merica!

[–]kmgt08 1 point2 points ago

You know, I've had one of the worst days of my life today, things like this, I'm pretty sure it's why I'll keep coming back. Thanks op, even if this is buried, and no one reads it.

[–]i8leadpaintsince1974 0 points1 point ago

[–]WayTooSoberForThis 0 points1 point ago

Drunk baby: the later years.

[–]Bobbyeggertonson 0 points1 point ago

Why do people on Cops always have their shirt off?

[–]merlin_34 0 points1 point ago

maybe he has a bladder infection

[–]Pups_the_Jew 0 points1 point ago

Good thing he's not black, or he'd have a concussion by now.

[–]metalman49 -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad to see these officers took the time to leave the Dunkin Donuts parking lot to harass this young gentleman who was just out for a nice Sunday drive.

[–]JohnMcGurk 0 points1 point ago

EVERYTIME!!! Even in a nice neighborhood like that COPS manages to find a guy with no shirt on

[–]MargarelonLD -1 points0 points ago

The cops' smiles ruin it.