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Ex's and fine wine (imgur.com)

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[–]strineGreen 48 points49 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
If only they put this warning label. 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Show some respect. 193coms 2100pts 2mos funny
Show this wine some respect 2coms 7pts 1mo pics
Probably the best wine label ever! 2coms 60pts 2mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

Do not let the success of this post encourage you to repost it in a pathetic attempt to gain karma.

[–]TheCitizenErased 6 points7 points ago

Show some respect.

[–]theycallmealex 1 point2 points ago

Soggy Bottom Boys

[–]jk147 1 point2 points ago

I am offended.

[–]ofa776 19 points20 points ago

This warning needs to come on bottles of cheap vodka as well.

Edit: Warning must change 'grapes' to 'potatoes/grain'

[–]buildingwithclay 5 points6 points ago

This warning needs to come on bottles of any alcoholic beverage.

[–]farceur318 8 points9 points ago

It would be easier to just put the warning on phones. Or to just finally delete her freakin number. Why do I still even have it? Do I think that someday I'll be caught in an emergency situation and the only way to escape with my life will be to seek the council of a cheating bitch?

[–]buildingwithclay 3 points4 points ago

I think it's completely normal. It's a letting go of the past thing. Once you finally move on and find somebody you love and loves you equally, you'll have no need for her and will delete her info in a heartbeat. Until then, hang in there and remember the warning label.

[–]mioko 3 points4 points ago

And here I was trying to make sense of "Do serve call together fine the wine."

[–]P1r4nha 9 points10 points ago

That one's shopped. You can see by the pixels.. no seriously.. text on a round bottle doesn't look like that.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a lot of snarky wine labels so I thought it was real, and I was going to rub your face in it, but google tells me there is no such vineyard as "Soggy Bottom Boys".

The pixels, however, could easily be the result of a bad compression. That said, the arc of the text is indeed a giveaway.

[–]Cynical_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

There is definitely a bottle with a label like this. I don't remember where I saw it, but I don't think it was by "Soggy Bottom Boys" either.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 1 point2 points ago

I remember one called Bitch where the label blurb just said a full paragraph of Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...

[–]Ftumsh -5 points-4 points ago

Too, many, commas.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry you don't get along with the English language.

[–]Ftumsh -1 points0 points ago

But I love the English language!

Just like I touch your momma.

I only get upset when either's

Bed-bound by a comma.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages -3 points-2 points ago

You embarrass yourself.

Coma =/= comma.

[–]Ftumsh -2 points-1 points ago

You, embarrass, yourself.

FTFY.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

You, yourself, embarrass intelligence.

[–]Ftumsh -3 points-2 points ago

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

FTFY.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

By all means, continue being a moron.

Also, do your parents know you're using the internet?

[–]AccountCreated4This 5 points6 points ago

But, think about all the crazy sex you could potentially have.

SHUT UP DICK

Seriously, remember how she used to do that thing with her tongue on your bal...

SHUT UP DICK!

Just saying, one phone call and you could be cumming buckets

SHUT THE FUCK UP DI..... God dammit OK.

[–]VegetableTowelling 4 points5 points ago

Grammar nazi here. "Ex's" what?

[–]infinull -3 points-2 points ago

How would you pluralize "Ex"? Exes? Exs?

Sometimes, an apostrophe can be sued for a plural (to clearly separate the singular word from it's plural). I think this is one of those times.

[–]elpaw 5 points6 points ago

Exes.

Sometimes, an apostrophe can be sued for a plural (to clearly separate the singular word from it's plural).

No. Just no.

[–]Bakoro 0 points1 point ago

See here

[–]OptimisticOnanist -1 points0 points ago

Language is flexible. There are cases, such as acronyms, where simply adding an 's' could confuse the reader. Punctuation clarifies.

[–]uncaray 2 points3 points ago

Is there a correct example of a plural form of a word appearing to be a possessive? I think that is never proper (e.g., the plural of "CD" is "CDs," not "CD's").

[–]Cayou 0 points1 point ago

See here.

[–]VegetableTowelling 1 point2 points ago

Some people may choose use it in that way but it is technically incorrect. In such cases I would expand it to "ex-girlfriends". Relevant.

[–]uncaray 1 point2 points ago

And the correct plural is "exes," yes. </bitchcraft>

[–]Fuzakeruna 0 points1 point ago

You can think that, but you'd be wrong.

See:

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=233429

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_(relationship)

http://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/ex

Apologies for mobile device links, but I'm posting from my phone.

[–]Teleportingsocks 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/w2zi6/show_some_respect/

[–]Lepepino 1 point2 points ago

This on any liquor bottle would be a good idea, this should replace the surgeon general warning, we already know what he has to say about alcohol

[–]nakedrunk 0 points1 point ago

well it helped in burning that bridge on a grand dramatic scale.

[–]friendlyfunfunman 0 points1 point ago

Yes, some fine grapes indeed.

[–]TomcatZ06 0 points1 point ago

But that warning has a red line thorough it! So that means I SHOULD do it.

[–]ClintonHarvey 1 point2 points ago

I would hardly qualify a wine with "2012" on the bottle as 'fine'

[–]jw1089 0 points1 point ago

Respectable lineup of games

[–]cruznik001 0 points1 point ago

HAH! Its funny cause wine makes you do stupid things.

[–]EricTheWeirdo 0 points1 point ago

Do not let the curvature of the label serve as an inspiration to curve the text accordingly so that it looks less shit.

[–]pieceolisa 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be on boxed wine rather than bottles. Make sure us single people see it.

[–]bebopdedo 0 points1 point ago

You see, I've never had this problem. All alcohol does is induce in me, the need to tell my ex what a cunt I think they are. And that's for each and every woman I've had a relationship with bar one.

Fuck begging like a bitch.

[–]Msjuneday 0 points1 point ago

I think its a bit much to ask for when your company is called Soggy Bottoms

[–]adrianbk 0 points1 point ago

I guess you could say they dont want you to become a man of constant sorrow.

[–]Doctor_Qui 0 points1 point ago

Read the last part in Ron Swanson's voice...

[–]Human_Shishno 0 points1 point ago

Respect the grapes, RESPECT THEM!

[–]breitLight 0 points1 point ago

I was much more interested in the "Soggy Bottom Boys" on the bottom. I kept looking for a reference to the movie.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

Anything containing alcohol should include this, that and caution when trying to find a condom

[–]Smokyo7 0 points1 point ago

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