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[–]CaBz 116 points117 points ago

Day 145: Coke bottles growing suspicious.

[–]ReadsYourComments 82 points83 points ago

[–]Broken_S_Key 10 points11 points ago

your voice is awesome. please say titty sprinkles. please. (in the voice you used for that comment)

[–]ReadsYourComments 42 points43 points ago

[–]Broken_S_Key 6 points7 points ago

once i saw that it was posted yesterday i realized im unoriginal and predictable. ouch.

[–]ReadsYourComments 0 points1 point ago

Oh it's fine. You're only the second person to ask me to say it. I just don't want to say the phrase. Ever.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 1 point2 points ago

How do you feel about "Butt nuggets"?

[–]ReadsYourComments 4 points5 points ago

Meh. It's just a fancy name for poop.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 2 points3 points ago

I can respect that

[–]poopinmysoup 0 points1 point ago

me too

[–]Broken_S_Key 1 point2 points ago

[–]ReadsYourComments 10 points11 points ago

And with great power, comes great responsibility.

[–]JesusChrist5 3 points4 points ago

Bitch, please. I abuse my powers constantly. It's really fun!

[–]bstampl1 4 points5 points ago

You should do voice work for pay, in video games, for example. From that short sample, I can tell I'd rather listen to you than 50% of the voice actors in Bethesda's RPGs

[–]ReadsYourComments 9 points10 points ago

That's kind of my dream. However, I have little experience, am poor, and I'm 19. Also, Iowa is one of the hardest places to get out of.

[–]bstampl1 4 points5 points ago

That's the voice of a teenager?!

Also, from what I hear, Iowa is pretty easy to get of. There aren't really any mountains, so you basically just need to pick a direction and keep going

[–]gazarsgo 0 points1 point ago

Keep at it and your dream will become a reality. You've already started down that road.

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 1 point2 points ago

Wow, that's actually quite impressive. I would have sworn that you were in your 30's going by your voice. How much do you have to alter it from your original voice, or are you naturally that deep-spoken?

[–]ReadsYourComments 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty much just deep spoken. I can also naturally alter my voice to make it deeper or higher.

[–]TearyHumor 0 points1 point ago

Redditor for 2 days, good job

[–]Zantre 0 points1 point ago

Can we trade voices? I'm not even a female, but I think i'm wet now.

[–]washthatbody 1 point2 points ago

You sound like how is babby formed.

[–]throwyouridolsaway 18 points19 points ago

Other acceptable overused title: "You had one job!"

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

You had one job!

W E E E O O W E E E O O W E E E O O W E E E O O

.

[–]That_Sounds_Sexual -5 points-4 points ago

That sounds sexual.

[–]Berserk1234 20 points21 points ago

Haha that's taken in Romania, it's weird to see my little country on reddit except r/romania

[–]jimstr 13 points14 points ago

you guys have 6 packs of 2.5L? jesus fucking christ; you beat the USA?!

[–]Maykael 13 points14 points ago

We also have 50mbps Internet for 13$/month. :D

[–]dossier 10 points11 points ago

And some real hot bitches

[–]jimstr 8 points9 points ago

ON MY WAY!

[–]MAD623 1 point2 points ago

Best kind, they're smart too!

[–]allaballa8 1 point2 points ago

oh, why... thank you! /blushing

[–]a_modest_proposal 0 points1 point ago

So you admit you are a hot, smart bitch?

[–]Berserk1234 4 points5 points ago

Wait you mean you don't have 6 packs of 2.5l of coke in USA??

[–]jimstr 6 points7 points ago

Québec (canada) here, the biggest format is 2L. And they aren't sold in pack.

[–]suspiciously_helpful 2 points3 points ago

USA here, no. The largest bottle of soda you can buy from a grocery store is 2L. You used to be able to buy 3L but they were unpopular so they're generally hard to find nowadays - a store might only have 3L size for knockoff brands or for a very small portion of their Coke/Pepsi products. And I can say that I've never seen 2L bottles bundled like that, certainly not six of them.

Cans and individual-serving bottles (mostly cans) are more popular than 2L bottles anyway. I used to get flats of 60 cans of Dr Pepper from Walmart but they only come in cases of 12, 20, 24, or 30 now.

e: The cans are the usual 355 mL size.

[–]Berserk1234 1 point2 points ago

Yea but here if you want to buy a bottle of soda of 2.5l for your family dinner it's much more economic to buy a bottle instead of a pack of 10 cans. A bottle of coke is around:1.60 dollars and 10 cans of coke are around 5,82 dollars. TL;DR: A bottle of coke is much cheaper than buying the same quantity in cans

[–]suspiciously_helpful 0 points1 point ago

I actually priced Cokes for grocery shopping last week. These are the usual prices:

2-Liter: $1.25 -> $0.625/L
24 Cans: $6.49 -> $0.762/L
4x12 Cans after coupon: $11 -> $0.646/L

For convenience I almost always just get the cans if I can get them for $11 ($2.75/12-pack) or cheaper. The better carbonation, and not having to wash a glass, and recycling the aluminum are worth the $0.021/L additional price.

They also sell in sizes like 237 mL cans, 1/2 L bottles, and 355 mL bottles. These are usually $1/L to $3/L.

[–]yangar 0 points1 point ago

Costco does in 4 or 6 packs, but normal supermarkets sell them by the 2L. There are cheaper brand sodas that have 3L sizes. Mmm Tiki Punch.

[–]The_Director 2 points3 points ago

You guys don't? We even had a 3L limited edition in Argentina. It actually sucked, it was way too big.

[–]jimstr 1 point2 points ago

Negative. Not sure about the other provinces.. I like the smaller can, 222ml. I'm sipping on a Coke Zero one right now :>

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 1 point2 points ago

That is why we do not have it; we did for a short while, but it was too big so it did not sell well.

[–]froglegsoup -2 points-1 points ago

Lol until Coke/Pepsi catch them fucking up their branding, then the USA will beat Romania.

[–]JustShiney[S] 21 points22 points ago

Nothing beats coke cherry

[–]they_call_me_dewey 19 points20 points ago

Except Dr. Pepper

[–]iRedditn 1 point2 points ago

This man speaks the truth!

[–]Freshenstein 1 point2 points ago

No love for crystal Pepsi?

[–]A_British_Gentleman 4 points5 points ago

They did cappuccino pepsi for a while in the UK. That shit was the bees knees.

[–]topFUCKINGpercentage 4 points5 points ago

Nothing

[–]Todomanna 6 points7 points ago

I bet I could do it with a shovel.

[–]spyd3rweb 1 point2 points ago

except Surge

[–]misterschmoo -1 points0 points ago

Except Raspberry and Coke, Cherry Coke just tastes like Almonds.

[–]MutFruit -1 points0 points ago

Wild Cherry Pepsi destroys Cherry Coke

[–]mattsprofile 3 points4 points ago

I like Coke and Pepsi. I'll try mixing them next time I get the chance.

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 2 points3 points ago

that ought to freak out the next picnic I am at.

[–]NastyKnate 3 points4 points ago

2.5l!!!! 6 packs of it????

[–]nomurhuckleberry 2 points3 points ago

Lets import a shipping container full!

[–]polish_jerk 3 points4 points ago

[–]Vita_Brevis 3 points4 points ago

I like Pepsi in America because of the taste, but when I'm in Sweden I like Coke, because it tastes like pepsi.

[–]BlueBird518 31 points32 points ago

Pepsi is best.

[–]Comment_Explanation 49 points50 points ago

You seem to have a preference for a particular brand of soda.

[–]Explains_Comments 5 points6 points ago

Trying to steal my job eh?

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

Now fight for the right to survive.

[–]BlueBird518 1 point2 points ago

ha nah I just like the taste of Pepsi better than Coke, but if I had to pick a favorite soda ever.... Root Beer. Hands down :)

[–]koolgoben 8 points9 points ago

REDDIT HINT #12: read username

[–]BlueBird518 2 points3 points ago

fair play, sir.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 9 points10 points ago

Root beer tastes like mouthwash.

[–]R0rschach1 -1 points0 points ago

You and me both who would want to drink it? When I had my first and only can I thought they had mixed them up or something.

[–]TreaddyBear 10 points11 points ago

Oops, looks like you accidentally linked to a can of Mug. Let me fix that for you.

[–]msm007 9 points10 points ago

Oops, looks like you accidentally linked to a can of Barqs. Let me fix that for you.

[–]muffinmonk 9 points10 points ago

Ugh root beer snobs. Just as bad as beer snobs. Go ahead, call me a philistine.

[–]MattHawkeye 5 points6 points ago

You're a philistine. Is there a prize?

[–]TreaddyBear -1 points0 points ago

Your apathy to root beer brands is unsettling, sir!

[–]yangar -1 points0 points ago

No love for this beauty yet?

[–]DonDraper2 0 points1 point ago

You're my hero Treaddybear. Mug is flatter than an 8 year old girl's chest.

[–]digitalnexus 0 points1 point ago

I grew up with Mug and I've sadly yet to find one that I like better. :( Barq's is good but I just don't like it as much for some reason.

Also, I just realized there is few drinks in the English language as confusing as "Can of Mug"

[–]TacticalNukePenguin 3 points4 points ago

Still tastes like mouthwash...

[–]oilpit -5 points-4 points ago

Pepsi tastes like mouthwash. Coke tastes like nectar of the gods, my biggest pet peeve is when people say they taste the same.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 2 points3 points ago

But they do!

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER -3 points-2 points ago

I thought to myself "obviously jackass" and then I read the username and started cracking up

[–]JKR93 3 points4 points ago

Everytime I see posts like this, I always say "what are all those Cokes doing there"

[–]mioko 2 points3 points ago

Correct answer. This is not the work of a person who wants to watch the world burn. This is the work of saints.

[–]onya 0 points1 point ago

You must be one of those people unaffected by advertising.

[–]GreekPhysique 1 point2 points ago

Clever Pepsi marketing strategy.

[–]TinkTink34 3 points4 points ago

Best title I've seen in a wile! Well done

[–]Kadoc 2 points3 points ago

hopefully sarcastic

[–]Raxios 2 points3 points ago

Fuck those bottles are huge.

[–]FrederikBosch 0 points1 point ago

Damn Yankees.

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 2 points3 points ago

This picture is from Romania.

[–]Hoooooooar 2 points3 points ago

Sick fuck, who puts that nasty ass coke with Pepsi?

[–]TheCitationNeeded 4 points5 points ago

seriously, there needs to be more pepsi in there. I can't believe people.

[–]kdrum2014 -1 points0 points ago

[–]dancyber07 1 point2 points ago

ROMANIA! Saw one of these in Cora

[–]ChrisIngvaldsen 0 points1 point ago

No. "Unii oameni pur si simplu ca sa ma uit la lumea arde."

[–]DonDraper2 1 point2 points ago

Overused title is overused

[–]cruznik001 0 points1 point ago

HAH! Its funny cause Pepsi isnt as good as Coke.

[–]zenith66 1 point2 points ago

I have a friend who moved to the US and says the Coke there sucks due to it being made with corn syrup and not real sugar or something like that. So..they really taste differently from country to country :-?

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 1 point2 points ago

Yes. The American soda companies started selling real sugar versions of their soda next to the corn syrup soda. We also import Mexican Coca-Cola because it tastes better with real sugar.

[–]seagoat8888 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant headline (and I almost never reply to these).

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

First World Anarchists strike again.

[–]MrFace1 1 point2 points ago

I know right? Who would package all of that Coke in there?

[–]Splee009 1 point2 points ago

Haha. Must be the work of the insidious Professor Chaos.

[–]akal96 1 point2 points ago

Or what if coke and pepsi reconciled their differences and became bros.

[–]Zewlzor 0 points1 point ago

Shit, guys, look what you've done! Now the whole batch is tainted. I hope you're happy.

[–]Bodie1550 0 points1 point ago

The way things are going, both will probably be owned by the same company somewhere in the future. Peace.

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I do. Now hurry up and start burning, dammit!

[–]burpinator -1 points0 points ago

They all taste the same anyway.

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 0 points1 point ago

I see a second Pepsi 2-liter in there. See the grey cap.

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

Here in the U.S. coke bottles are shaped differently.

[–]ypsy 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe they screwed up that Pepsi pack with all those Cokes!

[–]neferr 0 points1 point ago

i would have upvoted this but your title sucks

[–]silentkiller000 1 point2 points ago

I seriously don't even read titles. I just see imgur then tap on it. I usually have to go back just so it makes sense.

[–]Seamonkeyknifefight 0 points1 point ago

Yep coke in the Casa section is nuts!

[–]chasemanwew 0 points1 point ago

I hope the man responsible dies slowly in a fire. Or learns from his mistakes and possibly sees this picture, making him a better person overall.

[–]xPlayerWon -1 points0 points ago

if this goes unreported then someone needs to be fired and this needs to be forwarded to the boss of the asshole that did this ...

[–]undercoverpornstar 0 points1 point ago

How could they surround that poor Pepsi with that disgusting cocacola

[–]brohouzer 0 points1 point ago

Some men just want a tangerine...

[–]Richie_16 1 point2 points ago

Thank god your captions wasn't (You had one job)

[–]palz2015 0 points1 point ago

I totally read it in Alfred's voice.

[–]TomcatZ06 0 points1 point ago

How does that even happen? Aren't they packaged at the factor?

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 0 points1 point ago

[–]tweak4ever -2 points-1 points ago

that's why its special...

cause no one wants that Pepsi shit

[–]misterschmoo -2 points-1 points ago

The fact that your bottles of coke come in 6 packs of 2.5 litres is why America, shit the largest size you can get them in New Zealand is 2.25 litres and they never come other than as singles.

[–]Berserk1234 2 points3 points ago

Those packs are from Romania not America

[–]misterschmoo -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say they have them in America too.

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 0 points1 point ago

the largest size available is 2L.

[–]AlaskanTacosMmm -1 points0 points ago

They had one job...