Jeffrey never achieved a high enough score on his ACT and never went to college. As a result, he spent the majority of his adult life waiting on snooty high society types in a very nice hotel, and pacifying their every whim. Needing a change of scenery, he applied for a similar job on a cruise ship and was ecstatic when he landed the job. He went to his first day of work with visions of seeing the world and enjoying an adventurous life. On his third day on the job, Loretta, a passenger, requested a very expensive brand of champagne found only in France that the ship did not have. Being a "customer satisfaction" oriented cruise line, Jeffrey arranged for a single bottle of the champagne to be flown in via helicopter in just under two days. On the fifth day of the cruise, when passengers had the opportunity to spend some time on a Costa Rican beach: Jeffrey, anxious to deliver the champagne to Loretta, was looking forward to seeing the look on her face when he fulfilled her outlandish request, hearing a simple "Thank You", and maybe even a decent tip. Jeffrey took a skipper out to the beach, and upon presenting the champagne to Loretta, she simply said, "About time, I hope you have more waiting for us on the ship". Crushed, Jeffrey waded out into the water, contemplating that which would be all too easy to do...