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[–]has_six_fingers 212 points213 points ago

i highly doubt she prepared her own set for her photoshoot.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 142 points143 points ago

I'd be more than happy to offer free "grammar" lessons, if you know what I mean.

I'm implying that I would like to partake in sexual intercourse with this young lady.

[–]wOlfLisK 46 points47 points ago

And i'd be happy to "perform sexual acts" with her.

And by that I obviously mean give her english lessons

[–]6Revolvers 32 points33 points ago

TIL grammar = sex.

[–]irving_zissmann 31 points32 points ago

[–]MelonLemon 2 points3 points ago

What is this from?

[–]6Revolvers 3 points4 points ago

As a Swede, I know that guy is Sean Banan. Kind of like a Swedish comedian/singer.

[–]irving_zissmann -2 points-1 points ago

I, dont know

[–]Dead_Music 1 point2 points ago

My english teacher would agree

[–]FrankiePhoenix 0 points1 point ago

But if all of reddit were grammar nazis, that would imply that we've all gotten laid. And we all know that's only about 1/10 of us.

[–]lydocia -2 points-1 points ago

Finally, someone understand why I'm so turned on by grammar nazis.

[–]WonAndDone 2 points3 points ago

Just laughed too loud in the library. Which reminds me that I should be getting back to work.

[–]fallenflower 18 points19 points ago

The funny thing is the lyrics written on the board are wrong... its supposed to say "we're" not "your/you're"

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

The team had to make believable to be written by her.

[–]Hezkezl 20 points21 points ago

What's REALLY awkward, is that the lyrics on that blackboard aren't even the right lyrics to the song. It's not "your" or even "you're". It's "we're"

Source: Random google result trying to find out who this woman is and what is written on the blackboard behind her. Also, http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswift/oursong.html

[–]alokococoa 24 points25 points ago

It's okay, Hezkezi, you don't have to cover up anymore... I've memorized all of her lyrics too, bro.

[–]dromtrund 15 points16 points ago

She's excused.

[–]charlzee 2 points3 points ago

She is not.

[–]dsr541 9 points10 points ago

Because she definitely wrote it right?

[–]AnalCorrections 1 point2 points ago

Rules should apply to everyone equally.

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 19 points20 points ago

Hasn't she written like an ass ton of songs and is a crazy hot millionaire? She can't be perfect, there would be nothing for her boyfriend to correct if she were.

[–]fennelouski 7 points8 points ago

And I'd he couldn't correct anything then they'd have a boring relationship and there would be no album about falling in and out of love!

[–]NoelBuddy 1 point2 points ago

Is she actually a song writer? I thought she was another one of those 'pop stars' who just sang songs someone else wrote.

[–]isofat 3 points4 points ago

I believe she used to write her own songs and that is how she was discovered.

[–]Gravyhead 0 points1 point ago

She writes all her own songs i believe

[–]CranberryBogMonster 3 points4 points ago

"Reddit, why oh why can't a nice guy like me get a girlfriend? I always start off on dates by telling them how my interests include making pedantic grammar correction image macros on the internet. Chicks love that, don't they? I can't believe I'm not dating a Taylor Swift-level hottie yet."

[–]VengefulOctopus 1 point2 points ago

If she could keep a boyfriend for longer than three days.

[–]frymaster 2 points3 points ago

She'd have nothing to write about

[–]Janet_Coquette 25 points26 points ago

That one drives me crazy. I see it all the time on Reddit and want to correct people and sometimes do. Some take it very well, some get VERY upset about it and call me names.

My response? Um, you can insult me all you want, but you're the one that just had their grammar corrected by a stripper.

[–]UnicornOfDesire 26 points27 points ago

Damn, someone is sassy.

[–]superz9579 6 points7 points ago

The worst one to me is mixing up "lose" and "loose."

[–]rushmc1 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, who likes lose women?

[–]Zenreich 1 point2 points ago

The worst one is saying "should of" instead of "should have" or "should've". It happens far too often.

[–]genida 11 points12 points ago

[–]HarryPowers 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

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[–]they_call_me_dewey 2 points3 points ago

That wasn't the OP that said "Thank you"

[–]Zarryfication[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thank you.

[–]Insideoutwards 13 points14 points ago

It's petty and unnecessary.

had their grammar corrected by a stripper.

So, does that mean you think highly of your occupation or not?

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[–]orlyokthen 6 points7 points ago

I think highly of academics so if one corrects my mistake I'm not surprised.

However if a pre-schooler corrects a mistake of mine (any mistake to be honest), that's a surprise and he/she gets a pat on the head and a cookie.

The way you phrased your reply makes it sound like we should be surprised that a stripper knows her grammar, hence why it sounds like you don't think highly of your profession.

Heck the way you seem to be correcting/snapping at people online just makes it seem like you need an outlet where you feel superior. Meh but you probably don't need to hear this crap from me so wtv... I'll just post it since I bothered typing all this out...

[–]Rysdad 1 point2 points ago

*Twitch

Grammatical mistakes everywhere.

[–]palerthanrice 5 points6 points ago

Most people know the difference. It usually happens because of a typo, then forgetting to re-read their post before they send it.

[–]rushmc1 -1 points0 points ago

You would hope so, but...no.

[–]dr7164 1 point2 points ago

Well put. However, I would like to partake in a short discussion.

but you're the one that just had their grammar corrected

Would it not be his/her, depending on the gender of the person addressed? I am by no means a grammar expert, but since it is the topic here, I'd love to know if this is the case.

[–]hPromonex 3 points4 points ago

Depends on whom you ask, but using "they" in cases of gender ambiguity is pretty widely accepted these days.

Here's the wiki page if you're really curious.

[–]Dr_Turkey 0 points1 point ago

though in this case since the sentence was "but you're the one..." it would be you're to continue with what was previously used

[–]Febrifuge 0 points1 point ago

In a lot of clubs, that costs extra.

Uh, I'd imagine.

[–]lydocia 1 point2 points ago

TL;DR: That one drives me crazy. I see it all the time on Reddit and want to correct people and sometimes do. Some take it very well, some get VERY upset about it and call me names. My response? Um, you can insult me all you want, but you're the one that just had their grammar corrected by a stripper.

[–]gosuzombie 0 points1 point ago

tits or gtfo

[–]Nexaz 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that I was hoping you would misuse your/you're so I could correct you on it?

[–]Janet_Coquette 0 points1 point ago

No, your fine.

[–]Nexaz 1 point2 points ago

AH HA!

(I know this was just a gimme but still)

[–]Janet_Coquette 0 points1 point ago

: )

[–]KevGatz 1 point2 points ago

Titties pls.

[–]_sex_YOLOswag69 -2 points-1 points ago

your jus mad cause u tink your smarter den everone else

[–]AdarshVader -1 points0 points ago

I have cancer because of your existence

[–]LegitCinnamon 0 points1 point ago

You are just giving him what he wants.

[–]lydocia -1 points0 points ago

So are you.

[–]_sex_YOLOswag69 0 points1 point ago

al i want r frends :)

[–]3danimator 1 point2 points ago

Is that your way if telling us you are a stripper ?

[–]tched -2 points-1 points ago

I suggest you watch this insightful monologue by Stephen Fry.

Then, I suggest you STFU.

[–]rushmc1 -2 points-1 points ago

Even the Fry can't always be right.

[–]sinkh -2 points-1 points ago

Sounds like this stripper may have an inferiority complex that compels her to correct the minor mistakes of strangers while in the internet in order for her to feel better about herself. My advice: get a better job and stop annoying people.

[–]Janet_Coquette 0 points1 point ago

Get a better job? Please help me find a better job that pays six figures working three days a week. I'll wait.

[–]jontss 9 points10 points ago

I actually kinda liked some of her first few songs. Sure they were a little country-y which isn't my thing but they seemed ok and kind of unique.

The new stuff I hear just sounds like old, really bad, Avril Lavigne crap. It makes me turn off the radio.

[–]CantStopTHISasian 10 points11 points ago

WeeeeEEEEEE are NEVER EVER EVER getting back togetherrrrr

[–]Dr_Turkey 4 points5 points ago

Why you gotta be so MEAN

[–]frymaster 0 points1 point ago

The only good thing about that song is the bitchy "listening to someone whose songs are much cooler than mine" line, which I thought was really well executed. The rest makes me want to pull my ears off

[–]Zarryfication[S] 1 point2 points ago

Listen to Safe and Sound. I think the only reason I like it so much is because The Civil Wars are in it. They're awesome.

[–]bringthereign3 2 points3 points ago

I have this poster up in my room and that has always made my skin crawl. Then I look back at T Swizzle and it's all ok.

[–]DoctorTinman 1 point2 points ago

I have this poster, too. Brothers!

[–]CoyoteStark 4 points5 points ago

She looks like a weird alien.

[–]Redknight69 2 points3 points ago

Oh .. My.. God.. The grammar Nazis have gone too far this time!

[–]ktphoenix 1 point2 points ago

I doubt she wrote those. The lyric is actually "when we're on the phone..." I'm sure some asshole set guy with no english skills wrote them and the shame all goes to her. But she does also say, in that same song, "your mama don't know"... I am conflicted.

[–]regisfilange 1 point2 points ago

She writes all of her stuff let's give her some credit

[–]ktphoenix 1 point2 points ago

I agree. I fucking love Taylor Swift and I don't care who knows it!

[–]TheNightkin 3 points4 points ago

I don't think she's very pretty.

[–]patternfall 18 points19 points ago

[–]TheNightkin 5 points6 points ago

I'll have you know I'm on the second floor of my parent's home, not the basement, and my butt is perfectly fine.

[–]Scottush 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. I don't think shes ugly either. Just funny looking.

[–]Zarryfication[S] 4 points5 points ago

[–]TheNightkin 4 points5 points ago

Just my opinion, friend. I dunno, I think she's a little too skinny, and her head is big.

[–]jarrex999 3 points4 points ago

I am with you on this. Mainly because she seems very covered in make-up/fake. Back when she was first famous, her looks were rather different and I didn't enjoy it.

[–]Zarryfication[S] 1 point2 points ago

Fair dos... Here you go

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 5 points6 points ago

Tell that to my cock.

[–]TheNightkin 7 points8 points ago

I don't think she's very pretty.

[–]HonoraryMancunian 0 points1 point ago

Please post a picture of a woman whom you deem pretty.

[–]TheNightkin 2 points3 points ago

Look pal, I'm not saying that no one should think she's pretty, I'm just stating my opinion that I particularly don't. If you do, good for you.

[–]rubidoux 0 points1 point ago

I have that poster on my wall. You ruined it for me. RUINED IT.

[–]Zarryfication[S] 3 points4 points ago

[–]Cognoggin 1 point2 points ago

It's her phone!

/flee

[–]hornwort 0 points1 point ago

Deal breaker

[–]Rysdad 3 points4 points ago

Heh. You grammatically-challenged twat--put your clothes on and get out!

Fuckin' hilarious. She'd get a double album of lyrics out of it.

[–]AssinineAssailant 1 point2 points ago

Only when combined with the crappy foot tattoo.

[–]dnbVice 0 points1 point ago

no, no, there is just your on the floor.

[–]theMarbleRye 0 points1 point ago

redditor for 3 months: probably not a thief

[–]Zarryfication[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wow...I didn't take it off of you, trust me. But I must thank you as I have just discovered /r/gentlemanboners because of you.

[–]theMarbleRye 1 point2 points ago

i believe you. and you're welcome! it is a splendid subreddit, isn't it?

[–]Zarryfication[S] 1 point2 points ago

Indeed, it is...

[–]Page4 0 points1 point ago

Here is the thing... Most people don't give a fuck.

[–]Cartossin 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she wrote a paragraph on the board and said "ok, now try to find all the errors"

[–]bikie 1 point2 points ago

I really appreciate people like you. Sometimes I wonder why I have to pay my editors so much when there are so many people on the internet who will do that work for free.

[–]oOkeuleOo 0 points1 point ago

redditor priorities

[–]ThisIsDystopia -1 points0 points ago

Quit reposting shit.

[–]tnecniVVincent 0 points1 point ago

[–]mxzrxp 0 points1 point ago

r those her feet or a photoshop

huge...

[–]pchfsh 0 points1 point ago

As pretty as she is...she has freaking huge feet.

[–]SambaLando 0 points1 point ago

Chances are they got someone else to write out the lyrics on the board. She just showed up to take the photo once the set had been arranged.

[–]Sarlowit -1 points0 points ago

I think she looks like an alien.

[–]CPTMorgan1020 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!

[–]heodieat 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't even care if she got 'there' and 'their' mixed up. Ima let her finish.

[–]ListenToCds 0 points1 point ago

This is karma. This is justice.

[–]clickforme -1 points0 points ago

you pedantic sacks of shit need to quit breeding.

[–]SPLICER21 -1 points0 points ago

Repost much?

[–]RicoVig 0 points1 point ago

Blonde.

[–]ultraheo044 0 points1 point ago

What I learned from this Poor grammar: you're going to hell Aryan propaganda: nah you're probably just trying to get your point across, its cool

[–]LaMareeNoire 1 point2 points ago

That's weird, 'cause judging by her lyrics, I always thought she was like some amazing poet with unimaginable skills in her use of language

[–]MyUsrNameWasTaken 0 points1 point ago

An intern probably wrote it for the photo shoot.

[–]fawker -1 points0 points ago

Hi, I'm here for the Education Major circlejerk.

[–]Cam0201 0 points1 point ago

I posted this same thing and only got a few up votes. This subreddit is cruel.

[–]Gepettolufkin 1 point2 points ago

Your title "FTFY" is terrible.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry you didn't get karma from reposting something. Maybe try reposting something else?

[–]Cam0201 0 points1 point ago

I didnt repost it. He possibly reposted this. Mine was from a while back

[–]Cam0201 0 points1 point ago

I didn't repost this photo. Mine was from 19 days ago. This was from 10 hours ago

[–]Insideoutwards -1 points0 points ago

What a badass swagtastic grammar nazi.

[–]Jungl3 -1 points0 points ago

Grammar Nazi level: Gramstapo

[–]jlennon4422 2 points3 points ago

Literally Hitler

[–]schoolairplane 1 point2 points ago

Once the Kennedy kid breaks up with her she will have material for four more albums.

[–]InterwebCeleb -1 points0 points ago

I don't think she's all that amazing looking. She's pretty, but in the same sense that no one would give a shit if she wasn't super famous.

That said, am I the only person that thinks foot tattoos on women are cliche as fuck and are a huge turnoff?

[–]zma924 0 points1 point ago

It's not a tattoo, it's maker. I do agree with the statement though that foot tats are unattractive as hell

[–]HanukkahMonster -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty? Seriously?

[–]HonoraryMancunian 2 points3 points ago

Please post a picture of a woman whom you deem pretty.

[–]Canadian_donut_giver -3 points-2 points ago

...as bad as her lyrics are...

[–]JoePurdy 0 points1 point ago

Since I am sure who had a lot to do with the design and construction of that set.

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

dont find her particularly pretty

[–]HonoraryMancunian -1 points0 points ago

Please post a picture of a woman whom you deem pretty.

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

well listen, i dont think shes ugly mind you but its one of those things... i find , if you want to go by celebrities, jessica alba rather pretty.

[–]TurtleAxe 0 points1 point ago

And she also writes lyrics like a 14 year old girl. There's that too.

[–]TheRealAnnCoulter 0 points1 point ago

Who's pretty? You mean Ganglefeet McSquintyjaw?

[–]Banana_w_dope_inside -2 points-1 points ago

Reddit flaunts their knowledge of one fucking grammar rule. Let this die. Please.

[–]gbear84 -2 points-1 points ago

Grammar fags.

[–]totesmcturner -2 points-1 points ago

sigh

Dammit Taylor.

[–]Horny_Troll -3 points-2 points ago

i want her to fuck her ..no to teach grammar

[–]Danman274 -3 points-2 points ago

Taylor Swift pretty? lol that's a good one...

[–]AlexeiRoquentin -3 points-2 points ago

Who is that shaved rat in front of a chalkboard?

[–]labradorrescuer -4 points-3 points ago

She looks like a catfish

[–]Dacien1983 -4 points-3 points ago

Taydolf Switler.

Newest single: "You belong in Warsaw"

[–]Zarryfication[S] 0 points1 point ago

ouch