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all 161 comments

[–]jodlefraggel 358 points359 points ago

[–]jeffanie96 75 points76 points ago

This is so accurate. Threatening death to those who exercise free speech is very unIslamic as the Prophet himself never did that. Thanks.

[–]jodlefraggel 32 points33 points ago

Unintentional political satire... Thanks :)

[–]hero0fwar 64 points65 points ago

[–]Cygnus_X1 3 points4 points ago

You forgot the mother who is likely the other person taking the picture.

[–]redforeva 0 points1 point ago

The one with the hood still has a head, HAHAHAHA

10/10

[–]I_Mix_Stuff 130 points131 points ago

[–]littlebarnaby 47 points48 points ago

Go home, Yoda. You're drunk.

[–]WhipIash 12 points13 points ago

[–]IKRyouMad 377 points378 points ago

[–]beargarebear 64 points65 points ago

Why doesn't he use the ipad camera?

[–]divinesleeper 92 points93 points ago

R/atheism takes priority.

[–]geralddarden 29 points30 points ago

/r/atheism is now hosted by techcrunch it seems.

[–]IKRyouMad 16 points17 points ago

It will just portray someone taking a picture.

Gotta show the subreddit.

[–]GrannyBacon81 0 points1 point ago

First generation iPads don't have cameras.

[–]Epicshark 46 points47 points ago

you win

[–]DaftFred1153 24 points25 points ago

Ten internets to the person that x-posts this to /r/atheism.

[–]PFC_BRB 29 points30 points ago

The bravest

[–]IANon89 32 points33 points ago

I just had a seizure

[–]PFC_BRB 20 points21 points ago

You are literally Carl Sagan.

[–]Ghost_of_Carl_Sagan 35 points36 points ago

Excuse me?

[–]Seakawn 24 points25 points ago

You are literally Carl Sagan's ghost.

[–]PFC_BRB 5 points6 points ago

I feel like I need to write an acceptance speech after the ghost of Carl Sagan talked to me.

[–]Ghost_of_Carl_Sagan 15 points16 points ago

[–]D3SX 5 points6 points ago

When Gaben came in I started to burst out laughing...

[–]TheCroak 20 points21 points ago

Holly shit I think I just upvoted something on /r/atheism

[–]Ubernox 4 points5 points ago

Let's get this to the front page.

[–]lethalweapon100 9 points10 points ago

I will litterally LOL if it does.

Litterally.

[–]m131 7 points8 points ago

Like trash on the ground?

[–]CookieMan0 2 points3 points ago

Wow, they actually upvoted that quite a bit.

[–]Ubernox 2 points3 points ago

IT'S ON PAGE 2. We're close!

[–]lethalweapon100 2 points3 points ago

Holy fucking shit, I expected this to go the opposite way

[–]papercoin 6 points7 points ago

Can someone please explain this one to me? I just... I can't figure out what I'm supposed to laugh at.

[–]goodbyeskyharbour 12 points13 points ago

The person is taking the photo with /r/atheism open on his iPad, presumably to post it there for that sweet, delicious karma.

[–]lethalweapon100 7 points8 points ago

Yeah. You win. But if the original was posted in /politics it would get downvoted to hell because its controled by hippies.

[–]DaminDrexil 125 points126 points ago

[–]Don2k12 17 points18 points ago

Put an Angus Young outfit on him!

[–]slimycrow 2 points3 points ago

great job on the baby's cap

[–]robocalypse 116 points117 points ago

As requested. Needs more clone stamp. edit: Also, more white shoes.

[–]flyprdu 9 points10 points ago

"In your eyes..."

[–]Staubathehut 7 points8 points ago

Sweet. It came out better than I imagined. Thanks!

[–]SongofHealing 323 points324 points ago

[–]Azzra3l 219 points220 points ago

Too poor for Ps Just noticed the capital m I am so sorry.

[–]Turnshroud 23 points24 points ago

cool. Also applies to WBC

[–]Saicotic 10 points11 points ago

And almost every religion, but let's not turn this into /r/atheism.

[–]Vulcanos96 3 points4 points ago

Together with atheism

[–]Saicotic 1 point2 points ago

Very true.

[–]Damien007 0 points1 point ago

you just did...

[–]WhipIash 17 points18 points ago

What about the capital P?

[–]Azzra3l 20 points21 points ago

Dude I'm so sorry.

[–]Saicotic 1 point2 points ago

And yet cannot, should be cannot yet.

Sorry. I like the message and agree with it, just pedantic about grammar.

[–]Azzra3l 2 points3 points ago

No problem. I am still learning to speak english.

[–]ReeseLaserSpoon 78 points79 points ago

[–]Folthanos 328 points329 points ago

[–]Fluser-070 43 points44 points ago

The people in the back LOL

[–]lethalweapon100 14 points15 points ago

Hahaha. I like this one.

[–]youhatemeandihateyou 6 points7 points ago

[–]DanParker001 1 point2 points ago

best one.

[–]hero0fwar 220 points221 points ago

[–]Schobbo 17 points18 points ago

awesome episode

[–]werferofflammen 1 point2 points ago

I never got to see it and probably never will thanks to comedy central being a little bitch.

[–]pizzastock 0 points1 point ago

You should probably check this out, then.

Now go watch all the South Park your little heart desires!

[–]Ruddiver 89 points90 points ago

[–]ryoner89 3 points4 points ago

I'd watch that movie.

[–]lulzKat 40 points41 points ago

Poor kid, all he wants is some food...

[–]DarthNihilus1 31 points32 points ago

aww, they blow up so fast don't they?

[–]seanshoots 82 points83 points ago

[–]themikeoftruth 51 points52 points ago

[–]asphyxiate 17 points18 points ago

Why are these the ones that make me laugh the most? I don't think I'm ever going to grow up.

[–]sayfucknotorulesman 6 points7 points ago

Hahahaha. That reminds me of this time in high school where all the older kids in the back of the bus were being super loud, and one elementary school kid in the front kept yelling at them to be quiet. After about 10 minute of them refusing to quiet down, the young kid yells, "YOU'RE ALL BOOTIES!"

[–]themikeoftruth 2 points3 points ago

I knew this girl with the last name Butte. We called her Booty.

[–]Cygnus_X1 3 points4 points ago

I love people like you who post templates.

[–]Charmalandosaur 80 points81 points ago

[–]CookieMan0 1 point2 points ago

Simple? Yes. Hilarious? Definitely.

[–]IckSie 71 points72 points ago

[–]dyson72 28 points29 points ago

This is Mohammed - http://i.imgur.com/Ulaii.jpg

[–]philsmith24457 55 points56 points ago

[–]Puswah_Fizart 4 points5 points ago

This is by far my favorite.

[–]TheLondonPidgeon 11 points12 points ago

I think this is my favourite. Absurd and has the wat.

[–]MisterMeener 25 points26 points ago

[–]deletecode 2 points3 points ago

That reminds me of nihilists.

[–]galileofan 4 points5 points ago

I said we cut off your CHONSON!

[–]PijiX 22 points23 points ago

[–]DforDrew 63 points64 points ago

[–]sniperdude12a 4 points5 points ago

Hell's probably underrated anyway

[–]The_Last_Melon14 3 points4 points ago

the double down changed my life

[–]bobasp1 9 points10 points ago

quadruple bypass surgery?

[–]The_Last_Melon14 0 points1 point ago

if it wasnt for bayer asprin, id probably be dead

[–]DforDrew 0 points1 point ago

I remember it being a disappointment. Not sure if Canadian version is different from American, but the one I had was rather tiny. Delicious, but tiny.

[–]The_Last_Melon14 0 points1 point ago

Yeah they kinda squeeze you when it comes to the size however personally I did not want to eat anything else after consuming it

[–]mymomisyourfather 143 points144 points ago

[–]nameless88 5 points6 points ago

Fine work, sir. Fine work.

[–]xofffiy 47 points48 points ago

[–]haveigotaboxforyou 87 points88 points ago

[–]Kelfox 48 points49 points ago

The Internet's Favorite kid:http://i.imgur.com/IiHiH.jpg

Take it easy on me, it's my first submission.

[–]smeezy 30 points31 points ago

That is the saddest, most hateful image I've seen so far today. Where is this photo from?

[–]marmalito 26 points27 points ago

Australia

[–]At0Low 32 points33 points ago

AKA the most hateful place in the world

[–]Sh3ba 37 points38 points ago

cunt

[–]Cygnus_X1 2 points3 points ago

Would explain why Hugh Jackman's Wolverine is so damn good.

[–]Scarecrow398 -2 points-1 points ago

Don't worry, it seems they forgot about what happened last time, i guess we'll just have to remind them

[–]sireatalot1 -1 points0 points ago

Some Muslims protested in Sydney, with hateful signs and violence. Pretty shocking from a people group that we have gratefully let into this country...

[–]psmylie 20 points21 points ago

I'm far too lazy to do a better job:

http://imgur.com/iByy0

[–]Aldenrenfrid 37 points38 points ago

Had to be added, I am prepared for the down votes.

[–]squeakyneb 8 points9 points ago

prepared for downvotes

17 upvotes

no downvotes

you can't even downvote on this sub any more

Downvoted so your preparation wasn't in vain.

[–]CookieMan0 4 points5 points ago

Be prepared for the upvote from me.

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 71 points72 points ago

This is dark.

(Sorry...no photoshop)

[–]ingestiblebulk 7 points8 points ago

surprised this hasn't been made yet http://imgur.com/Y2V1A

[–]psivenn 7 points8 points ago

[–]Staubathehut 10 points11 points ago

Can someone turn that sign into a boombox?

[–]redforeva 4 points5 points ago

[–]GeoKeo 4 points5 points ago

Teach Your Children http://imgur.com/a/pokL2

[–]jaygoingup 11 points12 points ago

Just sad

[–]Cygnus_X1 11 points12 points ago

It's about as subtle as a bright yellow stripe on the hood of a black car. The colour needs to be adjusted to match and have some blur added to make it stick out less.

[–]nemochuggles 16 points17 points ago

Nice religion they've got there.

[–]jsims281 102 points103 points ago

[–]lethalweapon100 11 points12 points ago

That's just a small percent of Christians. Their group makes up less than 1%.

[–]philsmith24457 25 points26 points ago

Westboro has 40 members, but they're so loud and annoying you'd think there's thousands of them.

[–]FireAndSunshine 35 points36 points ago

Just like these Muslims who make up less than 1% of their religion.

[–]ImplyingImplicati0ns 6 points7 points ago

When I visited India last year every mosque I visited just to learn about its history, I was questioned quite angrily about 9/11, just because I'm British. There's a lost of western hate even there

[–]rpm1984 15 points16 points ago

I would think India has plenty of reasons to hate the Brits.

[–]ImplyingImplicati0ns 4 points5 points ago

Yeah we did beat some local children at cricket in the Mumbai slums. Haters gonna hate

[–]squeakyneb 7 points8 points ago

You say that as though the western world treats Muslims any differently.

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[–]apaniyam 6 points7 points ago

You'll get that when you bomb the crap out of two countries...

[–]TheCakeBoss 8 points9 points ago

i think you mean towers

[–]apaniyam 0 points1 point ago

No, that caused western hostility towards the middle east. The middle east's hostility is a response to the assumption that one group's terrorist plot requires the full on American lead war.

And a team of a dozen seals and cia agents to actually get the guy.

[–]Fartoholic 6 points7 points ago

Has the Westboro Baptist Church ever been violent? Crazy Christians may be bad but they're not on the same level as crazy Muslims.

[–]FireAndSunshine 21 points22 points ago

There have been many Christians who have bombed abortion clinics and done things of that sort. True, there are likely more violent Muslim extremists, but I would say it's likely due to the political environment of the countries where Muslims are most concentrated rather than the religion itself.

[–]Xmaspast 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is the most intelligent comment I've seen about this in as long as it's been going on. And it came on /r/photoshopbattles of all places.

[–]Rappster64 3 points4 points ago

/r/bestof ? or shall i do it myself

[–]Xmaspast 0 points1 point ago

Idk if it's /r/bestof worthy, but it's definitely above what I've been seeing.

[–]Diiiiirty 6 points7 points ago

The Lord's Republic Army, Irish Republic Army, Ku Klux Klan, etc.

Research Christian terrorism a bit and you might have a different opinion. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism

[–]Fartoholic 2 points3 points ago

Have these guys ever rioted over a drawing?

edit: I'll acknowledge that there are acts of terrorism committed for both religions but in terms of volatility (and numbers) Muslims are much worse.

[–]Diiiiirty 12 points13 points ago

No, they riot over people minding their own business instead.

[–]rpm1984 4 points5 points ago

Crazy is crazy. They all think they know exactly what God wants and everyone else is wrong.

[–]jsims281 1 point2 points ago

It's not as different as you might think...for example:

the new Provisional IRA was determined to wage "armed struggle" ... to take on the role of "defenders of the Catholic community"

In 1972, the Provisional IRA killed approximately 100 soldiers, wounded 500 more and carried out approximately 1,300 bombings, mostly against commercial targets which they considered "the artificial economy". The bombing campaign killed many civilians, notably on Bloody Friday on 21 July, when 22 bombs were set off in the centre of Belfast killing seven civilians and two soldiers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles

[–]SaentFu 1 point2 points ago

I like to pretend they're not actually Christians

[–]lethalweapon100 3 points4 points ago

They're not. They only call themselves that.

[–]jsims281 1 point2 points ago

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 21 points22 points ago

To be fair, the Crusades were pretty much the same thing. Kill anyone who might be a heretic or witch!

[–]CurumeR 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the Muslim extremists are only a few centuries behind the rest of us...

[–]Xmaspast 3 points4 points ago

It's to make up for the almost 1000 years the Muslims were ahead of us.

[–]Womec 9 points10 points ago

There are crazy radicals in every religion.

[–]Fartoholic 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, those Jains can get pretty nasty can't they?

[–]Womec 1 point2 points ago

Yes you can pick out exceptions, obviously.

The main tenet of Jainism is non-violence.

[–]lethalweapon100 10 points11 points ago

Noo they're all peaceful! You're just ignorant! Yeah ignorant!

[–]Don2k12 6 points7 points ago

Aw man, you're lookin' for a beheadin'!

[–]lethalweapon100 20 points21 points ago

MUHAMMED CAN SUCK A DICK

THERE I SAID IT

[–]jetreba 15 points16 points ago

So brave.

[–]Cilibinarii 8 points9 points ago

Literally Sagan.

[–]GerardH 2 points3 points ago

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you tell'em Tariq!

[–]amadeusmax 0 points1 point ago

My Thoughts when it comes to this image.