I finally found some facebook gold on my newsfeed this morning.

adrian_t45 · 2012-09-15T16:16:42+00:00

FOUND A LE GOLD GEM ON FB!!!!

CliveRudloe · 2012-09-15T16:27:55+00:00

So for you, facebook gold is the oldest joke in the book? Good to know.

AldenH · 2012-09-15T16:13:35+00:00

FACEBOOK ^{GOLD^{GOLD^{^{GOLD^{^{GOLD^{^{^{GOLD^{^{^GOLD}}}}}}}}}}}

JediMasterSam · 2012-09-15T17:02:49+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Not all cops but yeah still funny	2^coms	27^pts	16^dys	funny
How many cops...	15^coms	597^pts	6^mos	funny
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?	4^coms	48^pts	6^mos	funny
The Sad Truth About Our Police	5^coms	47^pts	6^mos	funny
LOL Racist But True XD	0^coms	0^pts	16^dys	funny
How many cops does it take?	1^com	-1^pt	2^mos	funny
D-bag Cop!	84^coms	545^pts	4^mos	AdviceAnimals
This popped up on my news feed yesterday...	205^coms	1289^pts	5^mos	funny
True	2^coms	9^pts	5^dys	funny
Bad Guy Cop.	0^coms	21^pts	2^mos	funny
Scumbag Cop (xpost from r/adviceanimals)	7^coms	670^pts	2^mos	ImGoingToHellForThis

source: karmadecay

Repost_is_reposted · 2012-09-15T15:39:29+00:00

letsgetstoned · 2012-09-15T16:36:22+00:00

this is not facebook gold

WerewolfCircus · 2012-09-15T16:14:22+00:00

and send the bulb to jail for being broke.

drunk_otter · 2012-09-15T14:49:18+00:00

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb was dead when we got here, your Honour.

piggylet · 2012-09-15T15:09:00+00:00

Relevant

skepticrat · 2012-09-15T16:51:33+00:00

What were the worst 3 years of a cop's life?

The 8th grade.

silent_p · 2012-09-15T17:06:45+00:00

Look, facebook gold isn't a thing. Some people use it sarcastically, and even that is only barely tolerable. Anyone who has "finally" found some facebook gold is terribly misleaded. Facebook is not a place to be looking for gold.

KingWilson · 2012-09-15T17:08:29+00:00

So a handful of reprehensible abuses of authority ruins the reputation of millions? This joke is as hypocritical as water is wet. (I did chuckle, though, I'll admit.)

BonTonVon · 2012-09-15T10:09:02-07:00

Ugh gold

Shitballs1 · 2012-09-15T17:38:43+00:00

This is the cancer

ButterGrams · 2012-09-15T17:52:55+00:00

Okay everyone i didn't know it was a repost I've been a daily redditor for two years and have never seen it before. To all the commenters hating on me, guess how many fucks I give...

SquareTurtles · 2012-09-15T16:22:50+00:00

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer," and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb," do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.

andshewas_45 · 2012-09-15T15:17:14+00:00

My husband is a cop..sending this to him now. :D

Hiisi · 2012-09-15T16:30:21+00:00

None? Who the hell changes it then? This is really bugging me, I need closure to the story!

Dukester48 · 2012-09-15T16:36:29+00:00

And the lightbulb gets incarcerated because it's broke.

BranchedOut · 2012-09-15T17:00:13+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A COP JOKE

Cactusbiter · 2012-09-15T16:24:55+00:00

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they just beat the room for being dark.

FTFY

[Texas, Arizona]

RacistStereotype · 2012-09-15T14:18:03+00:00

if only we could make blacks non-black by shining light on them..

sivablue · 2012-09-15T15:51:07+00:00

What the fuck is a newsfeed?

BM99 · 2012-09-15T15:46:23+00:00

You found Facebook gold but your friend found reddit gold...

Arluza · 2012-09-15T15:54:39+00:00

its funny because at least in some places of the US (NYC, the Deep South, etc) it is true.

funny

MODERATORS

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login