When someone else gets blamed for your fart.

drunk_otter · 2012-09-15T14:47:28+00:00

Or, as it's also known, "relief pitching".

phiIIips · 2012-09-15T17:39:32+00:00

One time I farted in the toy aisle at Walmart as this woman is walking by with her daughter. She stops, kneels down into my fart cloud and takes a huge whiff. She says to the kid "You pooped your pants again! What have I told you about pooping your pants?!" And she grabs the kid and runs off to, I guess, find a bathroom. What a great trip to Walmart.

derekre3 · 2012-09-15T17:18:29+00:00

Another gem involving Ryan Theriot

JBFRESHSKILLS · 2012-09-15T15:58:34+00:00

You gotta man up, and own that shit.

OK4U2LOVE · 2012-09-15T16:16:28+00:00

The best part of this

justsoldmysoul · 2012-09-15T15:52:35+00:00

Upvote for the Giants!

Aaaaaagh · 2012-09-15T19:56:16+00:00

Aw I love The Riot. I was sad when the Cubbies traded him. Glad to see Giants fans like him :)

Friskyinthenight · 2012-09-15T16:34:16+00:00

RECORD REPOST TIME!

TheReverendZ · 2012-09-15T16:15:24+00:00

Why do Reddit users do this? This GIF showed up yesterday. I'm sure it probably isn't a new one but now I'm sure I'll see the exact same GIF a half dozen times in the next couple of days, all with slightly different captions. Why keep inundating us with the same shit? I can understand a repost separated by a few days or weeks, but you know that it was just posted.

hate_is_beautiful · 2012-09-15T18:08:05+00:00

In fifth grade, for about two days straight, I had some raunchy, contemptible, assassin gas. It was awful. It would slowly spread and take over the entire classroom. No one was safe.

A couple girls even took it upon themselves to find out who the culprit was. They went around to each student and asked them if they were feeling alright, if they had a belly ache, that kinda stuff. Of course, I felt fine.

One girl, a large girl, made the mistake of asking to go to the bathroom right as an assault was unleashed, and so the political arena of schoolchildren of course blamed her. No one ever shared their suspicious with her, my classroom was surprisingly kind for 11 year old children, but when she left the room, people would declare that they think she's the one.

TL;DR: I turned a shy girl who had to go to the bathroom at the wrong time in to the smelly fat girl.

BarelyLethal · 2012-09-15T18:10:24+00:00

I don't know who this is but I suddenly like baseball a little more.

adnan252 · 2012-09-15T18:44:18+00:00

I once let out a insanely loud fart in 2nd Gr. and everyone thought it was the kid next to me. I will never forget the look on the poor guys face.

Beerman3000 · 2012-09-15T18:55:02+00:00

Upvote because this is a SF Giants gif... GO GIANTS!

TooOldForReddit · 2012-09-15T20:00:55+00:00

I call this ventrilifarting, I am a master at it. You turn someone else's nether regions into your puppet unknowingly.

I first discovered I had this amazing power when at a urinal in a movie theater bathroom. Few things are better than squeezing out a toot while peeing. I let one go and the guy two urinals down looked at his friend and said "that's wrong".

Since then I've learned to respect my powers and only to use them on friends and family.

llamafromhell1324 · 2012-09-15T20:09:14+00:00

I was at a small venue, and the metal band Cattle Decapitation was playing. My friends and I were in the front of the stage, and one of them ripped one in the middle of one of their songs. When they finished the song the vocalist looks around at his band mates smiling asking who did it. Twas' a good show.

TheRiot530 · 2012-09-15T20:23:16+00:00

ryan theriot....aka, TheRiot! Relevant username?

bleahbloh · 2012-09-15T21:41:17+00:00

damn romanians

annyev · 2012-09-15T21:57:09+00:00

This is like the blind slap your parents give one of you in the back seat when they're driving. Your sister gets slapped for what you did!

dma1965 · 2012-09-15T22:11:33+00:00

Airplanes are the best for this.

ImgurGotBoring · 2012-09-15T22:39:45+00:00

i just do this when I fart

oldfurr · 2012-09-15T23:41:54+00:00

That gif is ideal for SO many creepy Reddit entrys.

geekadrenaline · 2012-09-15T23:47:58+00:00

there was this time when I was on public transit and managed to sneak out this incredibly foul crepitation without anyone knowing it was me. these two guys who got off at the same time as me were yelling "HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT" the moment the doors closed behind them. (they didn't say anything inside the bus due to being polite Canadians.)

definitely worth a satisfyingly cruel chuckle!

ChocalateDog · 2012-09-16T00:16:19+00:00

Every fart I've been blamed for in the past few years have been because I wanted them to know it is me. Otherwise, I am the master of disguising who tooted.

sludgebot · 2012-09-16T01:15:07+00:00

THE RIOT!

ABentSp00n · 2012-09-16T05:57:34+00:00

Wow... that is exactly right.

SameGuy37 · 2012-09-15T16:18:30+00:00

Does anyone know the context of him making this face? Seems like a funny story.

brokendimension · 2012-09-15T17:18:49+00:00

It has to be one of those ninja farts though, they produce no sound and have the worst smell.

vitaminC-4 · 2012-09-15T16:39:16+00:00

Goood. Goood.

Tak291 · 2012-09-15T17:51:14+00:00

Fucking stupid.

post_post_modernism · 2012-09-15T18:22:53+00:00

STOP THIS CULTURE OF FARTING IN PUBLIC AND DENYING IT

IF YOU HAVE TO FART GO SOMEWHERE WHERE OTHER PEOPLE WILL NOT HAVE TO SUFFER

treefox · 2012-09-15T16:52:53+00:00

Gotta be one hell of a fart to get the first baseman blamed for it when you're the pitcher.

psytrancedsquid · 2012-09-15T18:45:13+00:00

What is even better is when you can blame the dog for your fart!!

ingl0rius · 2012-09-15T20:17:28+00:00

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funny

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