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Never fly too low. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]lethargicwalrus 87 points88 points ago

Geraffes are so dumb.

[–]JacobCurry 86 points87 points ago

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[–]backdora_da_explora 7 points8 points ago

Niiiice.

[–]J-thorne 2 points3 points ago

Why are you such hippocrates?

[–]89rovi -1 points0 points ago

hippocrates

[–]J-thorne 1 point2 points ago

thanks

[–]Dat_Karmavore 0 points1 point ago

This comment makes mobile users sad.

[–]DarkRend 0 points1 point ago

Looks fine to me.

[–]Generic_Name_Here 23 points24 points ago

Fucking long horses!

[–]mau5party 12 points13 points ago

I'm so excited to get this/I need to spend less time on the Internet and fucking go outside.

[–]Rykleos 5 points6 points ago

Got a link to that thread?

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[–]linkinblitz 4 points5 points ago

I don't think there was much else to see there except for what you saw.

[–]Dressedw1ngs -1 points0 points ago

Ok. Sorry for being painfully obvious :D

[–]American-Idiot 12 points13 points ago

If you look really carefully, you will notice the giraffe is fake.

[–]MrRuntime 18 points19 points ago

Giraffe: It doesn't matter how I got here. What matters is our plan.

[–]MacroPhallus 123 points124 points ago

I finally have a chance to use this picture.

[–]boudje 9 points10 points ago

I think this is pretty relevant as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0

[–]epgenius 1 point2 points ago

Never forget TWA Flight 800...

[–]MTNlogistics 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

turns off computer and watches SyFy channel...for the rest of his life

[–]Durka09 2 points3 points ago

Poor fucking giraffe :(

[–]mowrawn 10 points11 points ago

actually, giraffes have long necks.

[–]yudoit[S] 11 points12 points ago

Because they are not able to fly.

[–]mowrawn 18 points19 points ago

Perhaps birds only fly because their necks are too short.

[–]Bestpokemonmaster 22 points23 points ago

Repost and repost.

[–]TornadoDaddy 16 points17 points ago

Your complaint of this repost is also a repost, as is my complaint of your complaint

[–]lethargicwalrus 9 points10 points ago

So meta.

[–]TheOnlyAcoca 2 points3 points ago

I'm so meta, even this acronym.

[–]NOLFXceptMe 1 point2 points ago

Reference: http://xkcd.com/917/

[–]acidburn20x 5 points6 points ago

so 6 months ago...and 10 months ago. That's pretty long amount of time so I don't see the problem. Now if it was last month, last week, or even yesterday then yes your argument carries a little more weight.

[–]TheOnlyAcoca 0 points1 point ago

Well, a repost is a repost... no?

[–]acidburn20x 0 points1 point ago

You are technically correct (the best kind of correct). The problem being that both posts he mentioned have very little karma and about 65 comments on each...making them fairly unkown to those who visit this site regularly but do not go past page 5 or so.

[–]jboey 2 points3 points ago

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:

[–]azerothgod 2 points3 points ago

Giraffe assassins? Move over Call of Duty!

[–]TYBEEEZ 2 points3 points ago

Depending on when this shot was taken, he either just had his head chipped off, or it is in about .0000000001 seconds. Poor giraffe.

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[–]TYBEEEZ 2 points3 points ago

Nah, seems legit!

[–]snarfbutt 6 points7 points ago

what are they doing in the air

[–]dubdubdubdot 1 point2 points ago

Stupid giraffe.

[–]luke95836 6 points7 points ago

Seriously though? Giraffes have really long necks okay?

[–]shadowless 1 point2 points ago

Did the plane hit it?

[–]foggart 0 points1 point ago

Check the top comment.

[–]piggylet 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ilCmq.gif

[–]Wabbstarful 1 point2 points ago

Get outahere Giraffe!

[–]rarkai 1 point2 points ago

...else you might run into old images.

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[–]Abomonog 2 points3 points ago

Try Photoshop.

[–]Monstring -1 points0 points ago

what are you looking at?

[–]Tom0373 0 points1 point ago

Remember folks, the lower you fly the faster you go!

[–]jrkirby 0 points1 point ago

Never fly too low

Or photoshop will get ya.

[–]MrTokinEdz 0 points1 point ago

Heeey, watch'a got there?

[–]uckfoo 1 point2 points ago

Giraffes? Giraffes! - They came from Neptune on escalators.

[–]yawaketchum 0 points1 point ago

Awesome band!

[–]uvelify 1 point2 points ago

Never repost.

[–]forevabronze 0 points1 point ago

FW:FW:FW;FW:FW:FW:lol.

[–]ThatGirlGamer28 1 point2 points ago

This was the Giraffe's final moments before he was decapitated by the wing...

[–]smoothchaos 0 points1 point ago

Giraffe you are drunk go home!

[–]baileysinashoe 0 points1 point ago

Link to the pic on the creator's Flickr.

[–]AndthenSome13 0 points1 point ago

FAKE!!

[–]whosrephaite 0 points1 point ago

Is this not from Charles Trippy's vlog channel on YouTube? He does that all the time with random babies and animals.

[–]patricknayani 0 points1 point ago

fact geraffs sleep standing up and fact this is photo shopped like my dick in porn

[–]profk76 0 points1 point ago

Here is almost where that came from. 2005 Best of Fark Photoshop Contests.

[–]Tychus_Kayle 0 points1 point ago

This is photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels, and I've seen a few 'shops in my day.

[–]DeviantSpy 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't the wing of the plane hit the giraffe?

[–]demoniccupcakes 0 points1 point ago

What is happening?

[–]koenn 1 point2 points ago

Put giraffes in the air!

[–]ruff0214 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling this was photoshopped

[–]OftenRhymes 0 points1 point ago

Ah. This again.

[–]greekguy69 0 points1 point ago

if you look closely, you can tell its photoshopped

[–]peaceTyrant7021 0 points1 point ago

Damn I am fucked fly 200' all day.

[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point ago

The last time I saw this one, I nearly fell off my dinosaur.

[–]morningwoodsir 0 points1 point ago

This is a screen cap from a CTFxC video

[–]musecorn 0 points1 point ago

thanks, funnyjunk

[–]GoodOlSpence 0 points1 point ago

Dat photoshop.

[–]Trimmel 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh too much.

[–]CARVERitUP 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, never fly too low, because if this guy was sitting in front of the wing, this is the last moment before that giraffe got decapitated.

[–]icalledshotgun 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely enough, you can tell that it's a fake elephant

[–]seraph77 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a repost. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few reposts in my time.

[–]temtam 0 points1 point ago

Am I the ONLY one that recognizes this from CTFXC???? CTFXC FTW!!

[–]hedon7 0 points1 point ago

Directly from ebaumsworld.com circa 2001.

[–]papertygur 0 points1 point ago

did he died?

[–]ThePantryMaster 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, this is as old as the internet.

[–]ss308 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of CTFxC

[–]hudson1212 0 points1 point ago

Photoshoped

[–]yudoit[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/HR3JQ.jpg

[–]phantom_lord 0 points1 point ago

This is actually taken at flight levels, and is likely photoshopped. http://www.google.com.au/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1C1ASUM_enAU498AU498&biw=1303&bih=951&tbm=isch&tbnid=dUb_-ThGKwCY-M:&imgrefurl=http://www.allthefallen.org/showthread.php%3Ftid%3D253&docid=i-dbatUQXKBYPM&imgurl=http://static.tumblr.com/obwz6sq/rEIlx8egn/the-absolute-best-of-the-anti-joke-chicken-meme.jpg&w=360&h=360&ei=jaFUULi7AqyYiAe4zIGACQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=2&sig=105648480696182669294&page=1&tbnh=146&tbnw=174&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:76&tx=102&ty=71

the length of that link shows my level of devotion to this anti-joke cause.

[–]proudi 3 points4 points ago

Your link makes me nauseous.

[–]FoaL 1 point2 points ago

Next time you do an image search on google like that, just right click the image and copy image location.

[–]phantom_lord 1 point2 points ago

thanks.

[–]HeWhoWrangles 1 point2 points ago

Is this a real picture?

[–]localhorse 16 points17 points ago

Is this a real picture?

Technically, yes.

[–]goten100 1 point2 points ago

What is "real"?

[–]Jlmichaud 5 points6 points ago

Toilet paper

[–]perfect_exceeder -1 points0 points ago

He looks so bemused. What were you doing when he looked at you?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

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