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Folding Lava (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Vouk73 298 points299 points ago

I want to touch it. And maybe bite it...

[–]Southbysouth 102 points103 points ago

ME TOO! I wonder if this desire is like that thing where people say they get the urge to jump off tall buildings when they look out from the top.

[–]optimusprimus 123 points124 points ago

Call of the Void, I believe it's called. In this case it's more like Call of the Squishy Molten Rock.

[–]Southbysouth 36 points37 points ago

Sounds like a perfect name for it to me.
I always imagine it'd feel like really thick pudding. You know... if you could feel it without losing your arm to the heat.

[–]Jrodkin 4 points5 points ago

Lava isn't more ridiculously hot than fire, right? I mean, not too much? So I could like, step on it with shoes on really quick just to see what it feels like?

[–]ObsGenesis 13 points14 points ago

The heat might nip at your balls a little and your toes

[–]Jrodkin 8 points9 points ago

I'm only asking because in my childhood mind, Lava was some entity that just burns away, no, erases from existence, anything that touches it. Like, I touch it with my index finger and my whole body just melts.

Looking back, that's obviously false, but now I have to wonder just how dangerous it is compared to regular fire.

[–]ObsGenesis 6 points7 points ago

Well not sure if you actually don't know how dangerous lava is compared to fire... But I can give it a quick run down?? Fire is combustion ( obviously) which is just burning gases.... Lava ( Magma ) is stone/rock in liquid form that is super hot.. but you prob know that.... To compare putting your hand near it to fire? Depends on the scale... you can run your finger through a candle wick flame and not be severely burned. Compare that to a spoon full of lava you obviously can't put your finger in it without being severely burned.. but if you waved it above it the heat would be about the same as the fire..... But on larger scales... depending on how far the Lava traveled from it's originated area going near it would/could catch your clothes on fire in a matter of a second. With fire you would have to be next to it for a large amount of time or actually be "In" the fire... If you stepped on lava like you said... again depending on it's current solidifying state it would burst your shoe into flame and melt. Also it would stick to you... since Lava is highly dense... it's like walking on tar.

[–]Jrodkin 8 points9 points ago

Sounds...fun...

[–]Mimyr 2 points3 points ago

the more... you know...

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    [–]gjbloom 2 points3 points ago

    Here's an article that discusses walking on lava.

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        [–]RedditLG 16 points17 points ago

        "L'appel du vide" is the way cooler sounding French phrase.

        L'appel manger lave! (The call to eat lava)

        [–]BitchesLove 5 points6 points ago

        How do you say that?

        [–]optimusprimus 1 point2 points ago

        Yeah the French does sound a lot better but I didn't think everyone would know what it translated as.

        [–]FonZeD 1 point2 points ago

        Hum "L'appel manger lave" is a little bit grammar nazi but OK :D

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          [–]Vouk73 21 points22 points ago

          The texture just looks incredibly pleasing and interesting.

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            [–]LaureoTheOreo 43 points44 points ago

            My old boss had an obsession with what lava would taste like. She insists it would be like caramel.

            [–]Vouk73 64 points65 points ago

            Well I guess it would taste like brimstone and burning, burning agony... But my heart goes out to her.

            [–]LaureoTheOreo 14 points15 points ago

            I keep telling her the same thing, but she didn't believe me. She argued that nobody has ever eaten it so we don't know what it actually tastes of...

            [–]Mynci 18 points19 points ago

            So how can she insist it tastes like caramel?

            [–]LaureoTheOreo 7 points8 points ago

            She said it looked like the coating you found on a toffee apple if it was melted... Like I said, I don't have a clue why she thought it, but apparently it's quite a popular opinion.

            [–]pinchhazard 11 points12 points ago

            It sounds like a worthy cause to connect these people with their dream of tasting lava. Assuming you think that removing morons from the gene pool is worthy.

            [–]DrunkenAss 5 points6 points ago

            What do you mean it's a popular opinion? Who the fuck thinks that other than your old boss?

            [–]LaureoTheOreo 4 points5 points ago

            Haha she told me she looked it up online (what lava tastes like) and loads of people thought it would taste the same!

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              [–]ThePlaystation0 42 points43 points ago

              Probably tastes like a hot pocket fresh from the microwave.

              [–]LaureoTheOreo 8 points9 points ago

              Would also burn like one... Like the fiery depths of hell

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                [–]mindsnare 10 points11 points ago

                Tastes like burning.

                [–]SpermWhale 3 points4 points ago

                tell your boss it would taste nothing, cause it will vaporize your taste buds in an instant.

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                  [–]hbdgas 14 points15 points ago

                  I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.

                  [–]SullyDuggs 7 points8 points ago

                  I've always wanted to taste lava. I bet it taste like some uber delicious Hawaiian fruit punch that only melts your taste buds because the flavor is so pure and transcendent that you no longer need to taste anything ever again.

                  [–]triceratops3 2 points3 points ago

                  It's like a toasted marshmallow

                  [–]the_penultimate_user 0 points1 point ago

                  I want to stick my dick in it.

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                    [–]samageddon 113 points114 points ago

                    I just want to crawl inside that and use it as a blanket.

                    [–]MitMot 69 points70 points ago

                    I don't think that would be very fun.

                    [–]One_More_Comment 25 points26 points ago

                    3rd degree burns don't sound fun?!

                    [–]jsellout 37 points38 points ago

                    Surely there's a higher degree for scorching your skin off with lava?

                    [–]Mynci 23 points24 points ago

                    The degrees actually go up to 6, I think, but no one ever talks about them because they're pretty much exclusively fatal.

                    [–]BallsackTBaghard 86 points87 points ago

                    A pic of a 6th degree burn[WARNING:VERY GRAPHIC]

                    [–]McBurger 16 points17 points ago

                    Disappointed

                    [–]bonjourdan 24 points25 points ago

                    Guys dont click this its worse than Jolly Ranchers NSFL

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                      [–]Cromi 6 points7 points ago

                      I think to assign a higher degree of burn, there would have to be remains of a body to look at.

                      [–]wolfvision 18 points19 points ago

                      an electric blanket is for pussies.

                      [–]thefreq 10 points11 points ago

                      Oh, it'd warm you up alright.

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                        [–]acaddict 195 points196 points ago

                        Did you know you can get different types of lava depending on the texture? Two main types are called Pahoehoe and A'a(both names come from Hawaii). Pahoehoe is the lava you see here, its "ropey" texture is smooth and folds over itself. The A'a lava has a "rubbly" texture that looks like it has chunks floating in it, once cooled this lava can be dangerous to walk on because it's so sharp!

                        [–]Bama011 81 points82 points ago

                        Here is a picture of A'a for reference.

                        [–]b0b0b0b 21 points22 points ago

                        AA is the first 2 letter scrabble word

                        [–]searingsky 27 points28 points ago

                        A-a is also a german toddler word for poop

                        [–]Se7en_Sinner 30 points31 points ago

                        It's also the Fonz's way of expressing excitement twice.

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                          [–]Geminidragonx2d 4 points5 points ago

                          That is a fascinating webpage.

                          [–]Thefreak666 2 points3 points ago

                          'za' isn't on that list

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                            [–]Baskin 32 points33 points ago

                            You forgot to mention the third type: Pillow lava is the most common and abundant.

                            [–]acaddict 47 points48 points ago

                            oh pillow lava! Of course! How could I forget pillow lava. Pillow lava is formed when the lava meets the sea or a body of water. The lava then cools dramatically and forms a crust, but the inside is still really hot and keeps moving So it bursts through the crust! Once it is all solidified it makes really distinct pillow shaped rocks! The pillows sag into each other and can be a way of determining whether the rocks have been upturned or not! :)

                            [–]RowGreen 5 points6 points ago

                            I love when I see /r/geology spill over into the front page.

                            [–]SpermWhale 18 points19 points ago

                            Guaranteed warm bed.

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                              [–]Respondir 38 points39 points ago

                              I remember learning about valcanoes in middle school, and I remember the entire class erupting with laughter when someone had to say "Pahoehoe".

                              [–]One_More_Comment 66 points67 points ago

                              erupting with laughter

                              Was that intentional?

                              [–]HawaiianDry 4 points5 points ago

                              Let me introduce you to where my friend lives.

                              [–]hawaiijake 2 points3 points ago

                              I live on the Big Island of Hawai`i, too. :)

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                                [–]mareksoon 11 points12 points ago

                                ... don't forget floor lava!

                                [–]Dom328 21 points22 points ago

                                This is fantastic.

                                [–]One_More_Comment 20 points21 points ago

                                This is my 8th grade science class in a nutshell..

                                [–]speculativereply 5 points6 points ago

                                This is also that Hawaii episode of Reading Rainbow in a nutshell.

                                LeVar Burton also taught us about Pele's hair, though he didn't mention how dangerous it is if you end up inhaling some.

                                [–]Franz_Kafka 6 points7 points ago

                                This comment rocks

                                [–]acaddict 6 points7 points ago

                                Igneous is bliss!

                                [–]Tactful 10 points11 points ago

                                The three main rock types are Igneous, Metamorphic, and Sedimentary... and whilst they're classicly distinct, they're actually all derived from the same process: lava/magma cooling into hard rock. This igneous rock can then be broken down, transported, and deposited to form Sedimentary rock, and also compressed under high pressure to form Metamorphic rock.

                                One of my favourite geomorpholigcal landforms derived from volcanic activity is the "volcanic plug", a large batholith of igneous rock that forcibly protrudes unto the surface. The more subdued rock it pushes upwards as it's forced up erodes, leaving this giant "plug" of volcanic rock. There are quite a few in the UK; in fact, a very famous castle in Edinburgh was built on top of one.

                                [–]prophetjohn 1 point2 points ago

                                can be dangerous to walk on

                                That's why it's called A'a (pronounced ah-ah!), because that's how you would react to walking on it.

                                Or so my geology professor said last year. It's possible he was trolling; he had a tendency to do that.

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                                  [–]nateguy 83 points84 points ago

                                  Idk why, but that looks tasty as fuck.

                                  [–]Orange_Astronaut 17 points18 points ago

                                  Looks like candy! Delicious molten glowing candy!

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                                    [–]charlieADAMS 40 points41 points ago

                                    Can I touch it? I want to touch it.

                                    [–]Greatdrift 5 points6 points ago

                                    don't be daft charlie

                                    [–]heardlb 64 points65 points ago

                                    I wish my poop looked like that because it certainly feels like that sometimes

                                    [–]Everydayilearnsumtin 25 points26 points ago

                                    If it happens, you better go to a doctor.

                                    Source: I shit lavas

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                                      [–]optimusprimus 17 points18 points ago

                                      It looks so soft and squishy. Maybe if I give it just a little prod...

                                      [–]tarheel295 7 points8 points ago

                                      Id spend all day poking that with a metal rod or something

                                      [–]PinkEchoes02 8 points9 points ago

                                      There's something about this picture that makes me hungry. Huh.

                                      [–]Xznon1 5 points6 points ago

                                      That's hot.

                                      [–]dhruvfire 5 points6 points ago

                                      That's hot. And by that, I mean that I'd fuck that lava vagina, just like that lavadick.

                                      [–]timmy16744 3 points4 points ago

                                      Maximum Strength

                                      [–]DrDisgusto 3 points4 points ago

                                      I really want to poke at it with a stick.

                                      [–]Sarandis12 3 points4 points ago

                                      Is there a picture with a higher resolution?

                                      [–]r721 4 points5 points ago

                                      It seems 822x638 is the highest available :(

                                      http://www.flickr.com/photos/justinreznick/5221043695/sizes/l/in/photostream/

                                      [–]Sarandis12 2 points3 points ago

                                      Aaah thats a pitty :(

                                      [–]PC-Bjorn 3 points4 points ago

                                      Need wallpaper resolution!

                                      [–]DeniseDeNephew 4 points5 points ago

                                      Damn, what a cool picture!

                                      [–]Hantsche[!] 2 points3 points ago

                                      Can some one make a wallpaper out of this?

                                      [–]Dvdrummer360 4 points5 points ago

                                      Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

                                      title comnts points age /r/
                                      Folding Lava - Kilauea, Hawaii 202coms 1639pts 5mos pics
                                      Folding Lava, Kilauea - Hawaii 78coms 871pts 1mo pics

                                      source: karmadecay

                                      [–]kingfabkin 2 points3 points ago

                                      That's what my turds look like after I eat jalapenos

                                      [–]marnie50 19 points20 points ago

                                      Another repost from this dickhead who ONLY reposts

                                      Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

                                      title comnts points age /r/
                                      Folding Lava - Kilauea, Hawaii 202coms 1639pts 5mos pics
                                      Folding Lava, Kilauea - Hawaii 78coms 871pts 1mo pics

                                      source: karmadecay

                                      [–]suulia 12 points13 points ago

                                      The original photo was taken by Justin Reznick, and is available on his feed here:

                                      http://www.flickr.com/photos/justinreznick/5221043695/

                                      [–]Mavee 2 points3 points ago

                                      All I can see is a) lava, and b) a lava dick being shoved into an unknown-sized hole.

                                      [–]straighttoplaid 1 point2 points ago

                                      Here's what it looks like after it cools I snapped this picture in Iceland because I thought it looked cool.

                                      [–]DiddlyDooDiddle 2 points3 points ago

                                      every time i see it i feel an urge to eat it

                                      [–]physicscat 1 point2 points ago

                                      pahoehoe

                                      [–]goramsonofa 2 points3 points ago

                                      That's hot.

                                      [–]Redditor965 2 points3 points ago

                                      IMadeItAMeme

                                      [–]wolvers 2 points3 points ago

                                      Looks like a ballbag

                                      [–]mowrawn 7 points8 points ago

                                      you should get some ointment

                                      [–]Kenzo-san 3 points4 points ago

                                      anybody else see a drunk sex miss?

                                      [–]drdroidx 3 points4 points ago

                                      when did you get a picture of my nutsacks

                                      [–]_LOne 5 points6 points ago

                                      ...plural?

                                      [–]drdroidx 2 points3 points ago

                                      one for almonds, one for cashews, etc etc etc

                                      [–]EdifiedEmptiness 1 point2 points ago

                                      Simply beautiful.

                                      [–]fefyfofeather 1 point2 points ago

                                      It looks like taffy being pulled.

                                      [–]Popxorcist 1 point2 points ago

                                      Actually Satan's turd.

                                      [–]cold_fire149 2 points3 points ago

                                      DAE want to stick their dick in that?

                                      [–]lillian0 1 point2 points ago

                                      Very, very cool. Especially since it isn't a repost. Yup. 100% OC.

                                      [–]Purple_Drank 1 point2 points ago

                                      That looks like what comes out of me whenever I eat spicy food.

                                      [–]clashatd3monhead 0 points1 point ago

                                      I'm on my phone right so I can't find the video, but lava flowing into water is just beautiful.

                                      [–]leighshakespeare 0 points1 point ago

                                      Why did I think Bacon almost straight away ?

                                      [–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

                                      I just want to watch it do its thing while roasting marshmellows.

                                      Is that so much to ask?

                                      [–]redracheld 0 points1 point ago

                                      This is easily the most amazing picture of lava I've ever seen.

                                      [–]flockosheep 0 points1 point ago

                                      my brain tells me i want to eat this.

                                      [–]roxershadow 1 point2 points ago

                                      This is so satifying to look at. And I don't know why.

                                      [–]panduhz 0 points1 point ago

                                      dat yummy licorice

                                      [–]r1y23 1 point2 points ago

                                      I have the sudden urge to poke it with a stick. And throw stuff on it.

                                      [–]pokker 1 point2 points ago

                                      I'd make love to it.

                                      [–]W3dn3sday 0 points1 point ago

                                      how come these are never in a gif.

                                      [–]TheTempest17 0 points1 point ago

                                      wow man sweet graphics

                                      [–]Musicalparaphernalia 0 points1 point ago

                                      What an attractive lava picture.

                                      [–]classy_stegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

                                      I wanna poke it so much. It looks like it would feel like a melty marshmallow

                                      [–]Zeis 1 point2 points ago

                                      I WANT TO TOUCH IT! Badly. And play with it, maybe lick it. I don't want to burn myself though, but I bet the texture feels amazing.

                                      [–]sirbruce 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like two fat people having sex.

                                      [–]Pato_biopunk13 0 points1 point ago

                                      I know I could loose my fingers if i tuch it, but it just calls you to do it.

                                      [–]ahjotina -1 points0 points ago

                                      hihihihihihihi

                                      [–]YoungPwnage 0 points1 point ago

                                      This looks like dragon porn.

                                      [–]polar_same 1 point2 points ago

                                      I just want to hug that.

                                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                      I think Mind_Virus finally found a way to monetize his karma whoring. He got sponsored by Pepsi.

                                      [–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

                                      Kronos's genitals

                                      [–]JustAnEnglishman 1 point2 points ago

                                      If I were to bite it, it would feel like Marshmellow and KFC. Let me bite it.

                                      [–]greatyucko 1 point2 points ago

                                      Pictured: My stool after eating Indian Food.

                                      [–]Metroshant 0 points1 point ago

                                      Dat fold

                                      [–]almosttherebutnotrea 1 point2 points ago

                                      Does this look tasty to anyone else?

                                      [–]TwoToneDoe 1 point2 points ago

                                      I just want to poke it and shit

                                      [–]kallell 1 point2 points ago

                                      why do i have a strange urge to want to eat this?

                                      [–]pearmist 0 points1 point ago

                                      Is it wrong that the first thing I saw was a penis?

                                      [–]mainsoup 1 point2 points ago

                                      why boner

                                      [–]Flight714 0 points1 point ago

                                      Due to having just finished reading this post, I read the title as:

                                      Folding Labia.

                                      [–]phantom_lord 0 points1 point ago

                                      When I was about 19 I watched a docco on underwater lava flows when I was VERY stoned (hawaii i suppose)...oh man, my lung almost prolapsed I was laughing so much.

                                      [–]treefox 1 point2 points ago

                                      Shut up brain

                                      [–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

                                      This is totally NSFW. In fact, NSFL! :P

                                      [–]Nightwing11 1 point2 points ago

                                      I want to eat that stuff...but i better not.

                                      [–]Stratusshot 0 points1 point ago

                                      just the tip..

                                      [–]gameplayer529 0 points1 point ago

                                      The folks at r/lava would love this.

                                      [–]mindsnare 0 points1 point ago

                                      Dragon Poop.

                                      [–]PipBoy808 0 points1 point ago

                                      *Balrog poop.

                                      [–]mcrufus 0 points1 point ago

                                      I want to poke it with a stick. If i poked it with a stick, would it explode?

                                      [–]pop_the_clutch 0 points1 point ago

                                      dude you're missing out on karma you should xpost to /r/curvy

                                      [–]jiltedfortune 0 points1 point ago

                                      I would probably stick my whole hand in that..

                                      [–]DonnieFatso 0 points1 point ago

                                      it looks like a red and black piece of shit

                                      [–]booknutdc 0 points1 point ago

                                      minecraft is looking better and better these days!

                                      [–]isleshocky 0 points1 point ago

                                      Lava is so amazing. Every time I see a picture, I just want to play with it like clay.

                                      [–]Kevinmeowertons 0 points1 point ago

                                      Anyone have a higher res version?

                                      [–]PhuQDuP 0 points1 point ago

                                      Is it just me or does this turn you on?

                                      [–]jshultz 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looked like a closeup of licorice there for a bit.

                                      [–]subtheorist 0 points1 point ago

                                      Deathwing?!

                                      [–]troutstar 1 point2 points ago

                                      Looks like what I imagine Ice to become.

                                      [–]r721 0 points1 point ago

                                      Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/justinreznick/5221043695/

                                      Whole set: http://www.flickr.com/photos/justinreznick/sets/72157625476934595/detail/

                                      [–]I_WANT_HIS_DILDO 0 points1 point ago

                                      When I eat spicy I shit that.

                                      [–]nonatal 0 points1 point ago

                                      Man, I can never get the layers right. I mean you look at a picture like that, and then you actually try cooking and you end up with http://www.dzrtgrls.com/dish_hill/DishHillPeridot/images/21.jpg

                                      [–]Darkpro93 0 points1 point ago

                                      I've always been curious about how lava feels... Too bad my curiosity will never be satisfied :(

                                      [–]BenoirBALLS 0 points1 point ago

                                      There's a vagina in there, right?

                                      [–]joe_the_bunny 0 points1 point ago

                                      still looks like a vagina.

                                      [–]hellointernet81 0 points1 point ago

                                      I've seen foldier.

                                      [–]usedtowork 0 points1 point ago

                                      looks like my toilet bowl the morning after I eat suicide wings

                                      [–]LoudVoicesinmyHead 0 points1 point ago

                                      /r/lava

                                      [–]Orochikaku 1 point2 points ago

                                      What texture pack is this?

                                      [–]gah227 0 points1 point ago

                                      Ah, the elusive tandoori shit, finally caught on cam.

                                      [–]Nickprovs 0 points1 point ago

                                      Nukka, dat shits crustay

                                      [–]Fre5hmanJoe 0 points1 point ago

                                      I always thought this was the coolest shit ever.

                                      [–]Greatdrift 0 points1 point ago

                                      /r/EarthPorn needs this!

                                      [–]littlebigguy16 1 point2 points ago

                                      I have the wierdest boner right now

                                      [–]Majora26 0 points1 point ago

                                      It always looked like some kind of badass pie filling to me. Like I imagine it having a similar consistency to pumpkin puree filling that kinda plops out of a can when you want to make pumpkin pie.

                                      [–]UnwarrantedAgression 0 points1 point ago

                                      Lotta folks sayin' this looks like shit. Looks like balrog muscle tissue to me.

                                      [–]nemochuggles 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like that crap I took last week.

                                      [–]psYberspRe4Dd 0 points1 point ago

                                      Please also post this to /r/FirePorn

                                      [–]rspix000 0 points1 point ago

                                      Nobody has mention the Hawaiian road kill lava.

                                      [–]clover_bunny 0 points1 point ago

                                      Did anyone else see this and think "Lines of Zahn"?

                                      [–]thane_of_cawdor 0 points1 point ago

                                      Is it weird that I want to gnaw on this stuff

                                      [–]cash_for_tacos 0 points1 point ago

                                      Still easier to fold than a fitted sheet.

                                      [–]pfalcon42 1 point2 points ago

                                      I love that just out of the drier warm feeling.

                                      [–]mystic_hummus 0 points1 point ago

                                      Now eat it

                                      [–]TehMulbnief 0 points1 point ago

                                      Does anyone happen to have a higher resolution picture of this?

                                      [–]rastashark 1 point2 points ago

                                      I wish lava wasn't so hot, I really wanna squish it between my fingers.

                                      [–]nksdabomb 0 points1 point ago

                                      Why do I have this strange feeling that I want to take a bite out of that?

                                      [–]Tychus_Kayle 0 points1 point ago

                                      Go home lava, you're drunk.

                                      [–]ItsGotToMakeSense 0 points1 point ago

                                      That used to be my wallpaper.

                                      [–]FuriousJ 1 point2 points ago

                                      That shit cray.

                                      [–]poor_decisions 0 points1 point ago

                                      Deadra.

                                      [–]basedom 1 point2 points ago

                                      It's like diarrhea, but for Earth

                                      [–]Spoonzy 0 points1 point ago

                                      Stupid dick is saying let's fuck that fluffy fold. Brain is argueing NO It is a hawt!

                                      [–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

                                      Needs some chili powder.

                                      [–]Depraved89 0 points1 point ago

                                      anyone else see a lava penis entering a lava....

                                      nevermind...

                                      [–]king_pickles 0 points1 point ago

                                      I think lava taste like tomato soup

                                      [–]RickyFromVegas 0 points1 point ago

                                      Mother Earth.

                                      [–]OnlyAMuffin 0 points1 point ago

                                      I want to put my foot in that so bad.. But that's how my dad died..

                                      [–]DevaKitty 0 points1 point ago

                                      Daedric Dick

                                      [–]an-actual-lemon 0 points1 point ago

                                      The internet has ruined me.....

                                      [–]A_Racial_Observation 0 points1 point ago

                                      This is some hot intercourse

                                      [–]Wombmate 0 points1 point ago

                                      Nah bro, that shit's Valyrian steel.

                                      [–]Domje 0 points1 point ago

                                      This shit is awesome

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