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[–]NaXoL 36 points37 points ago

"Never get harmed"?
Someone hasn't made a spelling mistake yet.

[–]Battletooth 7 points8 points ago

-insert joke with obvious spelling mistake here to start a thread with 50 people making funny mistakes because it's so funny every single time, apparently.-

[–]davesfakeaccount 1 point2 points ago

Thats not funny, your just trying to incite the gramer nazi's.

[–]MKSLAYER97 0 points1 point ago

*That's *you're. Damn, you certanely need to work you're grammar.

[–]Pike1914 0 points1 point ago

He also made nazis possessive. I believe this was on purpose, though. Or maybe I just have too much faith.

[–]frozenveinz -1 points0 points ago

Would you invite I_Pee_Standing_Up? I hear you would pay a reasonable amount of money to watch him stand down and shit aggressively.

[–]Purgatory_Dog 0 points1 point ago

Dingdingding! Someone get NaXoL a chicken dinner, cause he's our WINNER!

[–]NaXoL 2 points3 points ago

Yay, chicken!
Wait, what did i do? :|

[–]Farren246 0 points1 point ago

Most Reddit posts:

What's this, some genuinely funny original content? FUCK. YOU. downvote. Oh look, a repost. Well... it's been like a week since this was on the front page. It was probably an honest mistake and he never realized. upvote.

[–]Noahflanagan24 63 points64 points ago

I just relived he has a fapkin

[–]lethargicwalrus 28 points29 points ago

*realized

unless there's something buried deep in your mind that you want to let out...

[–]BowsNToes21 13 points14 points ago

I always wondered what kind of porn he watches.

[–]smartbomb314 47 points48 points ago

[–]thratty 24 points25 points ago

"I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary"

[–]Thegreatbart 10 points11 points ago

Risky click. Worth it.

[–]Giggity0 15 points16 points ago

Take it away, penny.

[–]angelfromthecoast 7 points8 points ago

That Penny has such a beautiful voice....

[–]Dogmanlego 34 points35 points ago

He pretty much has a cat (Gary).

[–]DrVoodoo 7 points8 points ago

[–]105Hummel 6 points7 points ago

Gary? Gaaaryy... Gary!

[–]MrTokinEdz 11 points12 points ago

One of us! One of us! For we all live in thee ocean under a beautiful pineapple!

[–]Battletooth 0 points1 point ago

Our last name is Squarepants but people call us Spongebob!

[–]rbeezy 9 points10 points ago

Made this a while ago... it's finally relevant!

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

good job

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[–]SpongeBobSquarePants 19 points20 points ago

HI!

[–]loves_being_that_guy 3 points4 points ago

4 years and 5 months. Nice.

[–]MKSLAYER97 2 points3 points ago

Of course. It's not like that name would be open for 6 years.

[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 4 points5 points ago

Eh Squidward, I bet old Krabs is gonna break any minute! Nyehh Squidward? Nyehh Squidward?

[–]IDlOT 6 points7 points ago

You forget the last iiiiiiind00000000rs

[–]utoniumx 1 point2 points ago

cuz he stopped singing and got on the internet

[–]ZoSo1227 16 points17 points ago

20 and I still love this show. Fuckin hilarious!

[–]zelazny 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gopaks 2 points3 points ago

Couldn't help but be reminded of this version of that scene.

[–]Sparxx25 1 point2 points ago

I read this, with the melody of Downtown by Petula Clark.

[–]alixz 2 points3 points ago

One of us...one of us...

[–]imlost19 2 points3 points ago

ARE YA READY KIDS?

[–]inconspicuousmind 3 points4 points ago

EYE EYE CAPTAIN!

[–]doomfest 3 points4 points ago

I CAAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOU.

[–]Ted417 2 points3 points ago

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!1!

[–]doomfest 2 points3 points ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[–]imlost19 1 point2 points ago

WHO LIVES ON THE INTERNET AN' TWEEDLES HIS D?

[–]doomfest 2 points3 points ago

IMLOST19!

[–]imlost19 1 point2 points ago

ENJOYING THE OUTSIDE YOU'LL SHALL NEVER ONCE SEE!

[–]MKSLAYER97 2 points3 points ago

*AYE AYE

[–]JulianErased 1 point2 points ago

His name was Robert Squarepants.

[–]badiban 2 points3 points ago

Take it away, Penny!

[–]triforceful 0 points1 point ago

I hope I'm not the only one who started singing.

[–]freddy4940 1 point2 points ago

I'm confused...are people spelling terribly in these comments on purpose?

[–]anthonyri 0 points1 point ago

But we don't use feet as hats! Slightly like us.

[–]Bouda 0 points1 point ago

The internet is very, very great.

[–]CoryGM 1 point2 points ago

A place where only your feelings can get hurt*

[–]MacDoug 1 point2 points ago

He obviously doesn't own any legos..

[–]OliviaMartin212 0 points1 point ago

I sang this in my head.

[–]DickVonShit 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hotrootsoup 1 point2 points ago

I've always wanted to see a live adaptation of Spongebob where he is a college student (human of course). He works at a fast food restaurant, and hangs out with his stoner buddy Patrick, and his super active friend Sandy.

[–]GinnyPoP 0 points1 point ago

One of us, one of us, one of us.

[–]ryko25 0 points1 point ago

please please please post more stills from TV show or movies. They are SO entertaining.

[–]mrdrprofgeo 0 points1 point ago

[–]SpongeBobSquarePants 1 point2 points ago

No he isn't!

[–]MKSLAYER97 1 point2 points ago

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?

[–]SpongeBobSquarePants 0 points1 point ago

He has multiple personalities...

[–]fabloube 0 points1 point ago

He's talking about r/trees

[–]ragem411 0 points1 point ago

Props to you for making a funny and original post.

[–]Mariahflores100 0 points1 point ago

Not really original on the last picture he covered the original tumblr screen shot on the computer. I saw this months ago.

[–]buttered_popcorn -2 points-1 points ago

The "with magical charms" part made me laugh hella hard

[–]Pieloi 1 point2 points ago

Reddit hurts users more than 4chan.

Said it.

[–]AXVDF -2 points-1 points ago

Until he makes a spelling/grammar error. Then he done fucked up!

[–]Atumus -2 points-1 points ago

Douche Bag

[–]Wolfiegirl77 -1 points0 points ago

Spongebob is still a little sapling on the internet...wait until he gets to the dark side of the internet!

[–]spandeflex -3 points-2 points ago

Clearly Spongebob havn't seen /r/spacedicks